Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Noich;4186883]Greetings! I've been lurking for a bit but still haven't gotten the banter down, didn't want that to stop me from answering your question. Tl / dr. Was good for me.

My back's been killing me forever from an injury, and I'd been to a legit spa once but did not enjoy. Decided Ace as it's been there forever in some form or another and reasonably convenient. Got there on a Saturday night around 8:30 pm, parked out front, walked in, pushed the buzzer briefly and nervously smiled at the camera. Older woman in a blue smock answers and I ask for an hour sweedish. She kinda snarls seveny bucks and leads me back to a room, I hand her 80 and reflexively say change please then I'm left alone in the room. Seems clean, fresh, and warm. Maybe five minutes later someone not the old lady walks in and hands me change. She's attractive, maybe mid-30's early 40's but I suck at numbers. Attractive but not good english. We're both confused but I quickly learn that she's there for me as she stands me up and gives me a big hug. I hug her back and tells her it's my first time, where my injury is, and that I want a soft touch. She says first time here and I say first time ever, she looks puzzled then decided I should really be naked right now. Not worrying about modesty I drop everything and wrap up in the towel she hands me as she leads me down the hall into a shower. She took the towel, led me in, warmed the water, rinsed me down and washed me off thoroughly. Next a towel down and sauna for a bit, then she comes in and we're about to leave but then a scramble back behind the sauna door because someone else is moving around. Finally all clear and she leads me back to the room and does a great number on my back, I'm happy there. I do hear one other person come in but quickly ignore the racket. As she's working my back there are stray hand motions, I grunt a bit and she tells me to be quiet however she allows me to reciprocate which I think she enjoyed but who knows. She tells me to flip over and asks about the tip sincerely specifying nothing. I'd walked in with a thought of fifty tip anyway, which I offered. She play acted hurt and mumbled something that included hundred, I gave her my last twenty and said that's all I've got but I'll be back. She completed traditional while Sweet Emotion played on the radio and I almost got the giggles while she grabbed a hot towel. I get dressed and she leads me by the hand and out I go. I did return but that's another post. Peace.[/QUOTE]So the tip alone was $70 for a HJ?

[QUOTE=Noich;4186883]Greetings! I've been lurking for a bit but still haven't gotten the banter down, didn't want that to stop me from answering your question. Tl / dr. Was good for me.

My back's been killing me forever from an injury, and I'd been to a legit spa once but did not enjoy. Decided Ace as it's been there forever in some form or another and reasonably convenient. Got there on a Saturday night around 8:30 pm, parked out front, walked in, pushed the buzzer briefly and nervously smiled at the camera. Older woman in a blue smock answers and I ask for an hour sweedish. She kinda snarls seveny bucks and leads me back to a room, I hand her 80 and reflexively say change please then I'm left alone in the room. Seems clean, fresh, and warm. Maybe five minutes later someone not the old lady walks in and hands me change. She's attractive, maybe mid-30's early 40's but I suck at numbers. Attractive but not good english. We're both confused but I quickly learn that she's there for me as she stands me up and gives me a big hug. I hug her back and tells her it's my first time, where my injury is, and that I want a soft touch. She says first time here and I say first time ever, she looks puzzled then decided I should really be naked right now. Not worrying about modesty I drop everything and wrap up in the towel she hands me as she leads me down the hall into a shower. She took the towel, led me in, warmed the water, rinsed me down and washed me off thoroughly. Next a towel down and sauna for a bit, then she comes in and we're about to leave but then a scramble back behind the sauna door because someone else is moving around. Finally all clear and she leads me back to the room and does a great number on my back, I'm happy there. I do hear one other person come in but quickly ignore the racket. As she's working my back there are stray hand motions, I grunt a bit and she tells me to be quiet however she allows me to reciprocate which I think she enjoyed but who knows. She tells me to flip over and asks about the tip sincerely specifying nothing. I'd walked in with a thought of fifty tip anyway, which I offered. She play acted hurt and mumbled something that included hundred, I gave her my last twenty and said that's all I've got but I'll be back. She completed traditional while Sweet Emotion played on the radio and I almost got the giggles while she grabbed a hot towel. I get dressed and she leads me by the hand and out I go. I did return but that's another post. Peace.[/QUOTE]That was a pretty good first post. You shared useful intelligence with your fellow mongers rather than asking for info.

That having been said, you overtipped for the services rendered if I'm reading your report correctly. $70 for HJ only is too much. I'd expect a French lesson at that amount. We've got to keep the tips reasonable or else the hobby will become unaffordable for all but the richest mongers.

So I've lurked around here for years and was around that area with free time for an hour and really in the mood, so I decided to stop by. My provider was older and chubbier but really nice and we got along really well. Since the chemistry was there, things progressed well to a point where I found out that they do not have any sort of protection there! I was too much in the moment and I think she was too and we proceeded anyway.

Now I'm a bit worried if this is the usual MO (Never had this experience anywhere else). If it par for the course there, then I want to get checked out. Anyone else have this?

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;4116790]I expect that we've all been getting WeChat and text messages from the condo places. Mine started just after Backpage got closed down. You never know when a text message will appear on your phone that says something like "2 new Asian girls". Not the kind of thing that you want your significant other to see pop up on the screen. The importance of having a special monger phone is increasing.

Last week I had a more disappointing surprise. After my massage the girl showed me a picture of a man and asked if I knew him. I didn't. Then she showed another man, who I also didn't know. She told me that those men were trying to find new customers for her. The pictures looked like they were taken off social media, such as Facebook or WeChat or WhatsApp. If you don't want every monger at the condo seeing your picture, don't let these girls have your social media user IDs.[/QUOTE]Why would they do this? This is extremely disappointing. Also, I went the other day with regular communication and when I got there they told me to wait a few. A guy came out and was parked right next to me! That really sucked, so likely I may have seen one of you guys. That was uncool.

FYI, Bella and Lulu are just amazing from this provider. The last one was not so much.

You didn't bring your own hat. LOL.

[QUOTE=Minkey;4188199]So I've lurked around here for years and was around that area with free time for an hour and really in the mood, so I decided to stop by. My provider was older and chubbier but really nice and we got along really well. Since the chemistry was there, things progressed well to a point where I found out that they do not have any sort of protection there! I was too much in the moment and I think she was too and we proceeded anyway.

Now I'm a bit worried if this is the usual MO (Never had this experience anywhere else). If it par for the course there, then I want to get checked out. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE]

Full disclosure, I have not been to RL in a while. Mostly because the level of service was very hit and miss, usually more to the miss column. What I have noticed is that, in general, sometimes the older ladies will do things to try to keep the business coming, so to speak. Is this a standard offering? I have no idea. If she has done it with you, then I'd bet that she has done it with others. No offense, but, to them, you're just another walking ATM like the rest of us.

Riddle me this. Why does it matter in deciding whether to get checked out or not? This is truly rhetorical.

[QUOTE=Minkey;4188199]So I've lurked around here for years and was around that area with free time for an hour and really in the mood, so I decided to stop by. My provider was older and chubbier but really nice and we got along really well. Since the chemistry was there, things progressed well to a point where I found out that they do not have any sort of protection there! I was too much in the moment and I think she was too and we proceeded anyway.

Now I'm a bit worried if this is the usual MO (Never had this experience anywhere else). If it par for the course there, then I want to get checked out. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE]

Since you asked, I'd advise you to get yourself checked out. Certain STIs have no symptoms. So it's always good to check if one has had such an exposure. Don't panic, though. If you don't have certain symptoms by now you may be just fine. And it may depend on how many exposures you have had since the last time you were tested. It could be that you were already infected with something before the recent visit with your new friend at RL.

BTW, a potential reason there were no condoms at the spa is because they can be used as evidence if a LE raid takes place. I've heard of a situation where the police have come in and flipped the place upside down looking for prophylactics. And since they didn't find any, the ladies who had their CMT / LMT paperwork current were just fine. And the unfortunate customers, though initially held during the search, and thus scared s*less, were released. So the management may tell the ladies to not bring in rubbers and keep it legit, or to keep it at just rub and tug.

Therefore, you should assume the spa you go to will not have them. If you are looking for more than a simple NOVA, always bring your own.

And I always assume whatever brand they have probably won't fit or will be uncomfortable, so I take a couple with me even if I believe they probably have them. And even if I believe she probably won't. Because you never know.

Here are a couple of other key assumptions I always make relating back to your question:

1. I assume if she does it with me, she does it with others. Maybe not everyone, but more than just me. Plus there is her personal life, if she has one. She probably doesn't practice safe sex with her husband, boyfriend, sig other, a one night stand, etc.

2. Based on 1, even if she doesn't even know it, I always assume she has something. Especially if the reviews say she BBBJs or entertains BBFS. That means I always wrap mine up.

3. I assume even if she does have something, she won't tell me. So every 3-4 months I get tested.

So I'd suggest you get tested in the next couple of weeks. Then as long as you are bare backing anyone who gets paid to have sex, about every 4-6 months. And if symptoms pop up, then of course right away.

Best of luck.

[QUOTE=Jusblaze1;4188499]You didn't bring your own hat. LOL.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=BMoreDog69;4188693]Full disclosure, I have not been to RL in a while. Mostly because the level of service was very hit and miss, usually more to the miss column. What I have noticed is that, in general, sometimes the older ladies will do things to try to keep the business coming, so to speak. Is this a standard offering? I have no idea. If she has done it with you, then I'd bet that she has done it with others. No offense, but, to them, you're just another walking ATM like the rest of us.

Riddle me this. Why does it matter in deciding whether to get checked out or not? This is truly rhetorical.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Minkey;4188199]So I've lurked around here for years and was around that area with free time for an hour and really in the mood, so I decided to stop by. My provider was older and chubbier but really nice and we got along really well. Since the chemistry was there, things progressed well to a point where I found out that they do not have any sort of protection there! I was too much in the moment and I think she was too and we proceeded anyway.

Now I'm a bit worried if this is the usual MO (Never had this experience anywhere else). If it par for the course there, then I want to get checked out. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Minkey;4188199]So I've lurked around here for years and was around that area with free time for an hour and really in the mood, so I decided to stop by. My provider was older and chubbier but really nice and we got along really well. Since the chemistry was there, things progressed well to a point where I found out that they do not have any sort of protection there! I was too much in the moment and I think she was too and we proceeded anyway.

Now I'm a bit worried if this is the usual MO (Never had this experience anywhere else). If it par for the course there, then I want to get checked out. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE]I've never received more than a HJ in my visits to RL. Others have reported different experiences.

To each his own regarding BBFS. But one rule of thumb from my years in the hobby is that if protection is important to you, it's best to bring your own. An example: back in the heyday of the Montgomery County spas, there was a Silver Spring MP employing both American and Asian providers. There was one American provider who caught my fancy and I became a regular customer of hers. They didn't stock covers since HJ was supposed to be the only relief available. One day the provider rubbed my member against her clit and then slipped it in uncovered, pulling off just before the baby batter erupted. She then told me she wasn't on birth control, so I made sure I was properly equipped on future visits. Let's just say being prepared paid off handsomely afterward.

[QUOTE=RustyMuffler;4189053]
Here are a couple of other key assumptions I always make relating back to your question:

1. I assume if she does it with me, she does it with others. Maybe not everyone, but more than just me. Plus there is her personal life, if she has one. She probably doesn't practice safe sex with her husband, boyfriend, sig other, a one night stand, etc.

2. Based on 1, even if she doesn't even know it, I always assume she has something. Especially if the reviews say she BBBJs or entertains BBFS. That means I always wrap mine up.[/QUOTE]I cannot stress this enough. Always have your own. If she's done it with you, especially if she gives you the line of "I don't do this with anyone else", she's done it with someone else.

[QUOTE=Minkey;4188208]Why would they do this? This is extremely disappointing. Also, I went the other day with regular communication and when I got there they told me to wait a few. A guy came out and was parked right next to me! That really sucked, so likely I may have seen one of you guys. That was uncool.

FYI, Bella and Lulu are just amazing from this provider. The last one was not so much.[/QUOTE]It's bound to happen. Just nod your head. Don't make eye contact for more than 3 seconds.

At least you didn't run into a former co-worker.

I'm flying in this week. The heat died down? Is it relatively safe to visit a local provider? You can PM me. Thanks for the info, brothers.

I was in Maryland over the weekend and decided to drive to Laurel for some relief before heading home. I stopped by RL and drew Mimi this time. She's older and more plain-looking than Sarah or Kelly, the RL providers I'd seen in my previous visits the last six months. After giving Mimi the house fee, I undressed and she led me to the shower. As usual, all vital areas were thoroughly cleaned front and back. We returned to the room. She didn't ask me what kind of pressure I wanted; she gave me a medium massage which worked out some kinks. After the flip, Mimi didn't remove any clothing but pulled up her top so that I could play with her tits. Her pants stayed on and up; I limited myself to OTC roaming there. She gave me a HJ to completion. At least I didn't have to perform a DIY finish this time. Mimi massaged my scalp and arms before time was up. I got dressed, she gave me a bottle of water and I headed out the door. Total damage was $. 1.

Headed out to Laurel today and hit up Brite. I'm just visiting town, so not sure how it measures up to the others in the area, but this was my third trip there, and I've received FS each time. I got Summer today. She's good. It was busy there today, so only got the 30 min session (. 5). Short, good massage, then the flip. Since she let me do whatever I wanted last time, I ponied up. 8. She wanted more, but I just shrugged and still got it all. Will definitely go back later during this trip unless someone has a better place. PM me if you have a better place, please!

Be safe out there.

MH.

[QUOTE=MikeHuntsBig;4197399]Headed out to Laurel today and hit up Brite. I'm just visiting town, so not sure how it measures up to the others in the area, but this was my third trip there, and I've received FS each time. I got Summer today. She's good. It was busy there today, so only got the 30 min session (. 5). Short, good massage, then the flip. Since she let me do whatever I wanted last time, I ponied up. 8. She wanted more, but I just shrugged and still got it all. Will definitely go back later during this trip unless someone has a better place. PM me if you have a better place, please!

Be safe out there.

MH.[/QUOTE]Did you mean Lily's?

[QUOTE=DavidCeltic;4198151]Did you mean Lily's?[/QUOTE]Lily's has officially been called Brite for some years now. I still think of it as Lily's though. My experiences there have been mixed. Some very good, most not.