Positive Escort Reviews

[QUOTE=EscortHobbyist;1233570]Can someone tell me where I can get Jersey Girl's phone # I can't spend too much time here searching because my wife is always snooping around me. At least point me to her ad? I've read so many great things about her. I want to try her out.[/QUOTE]I hope to Yahweh, Hashem, Allah, Ahura Mazda, and any other diety that will listen that Jersey has more sense than to entertain the thought, let alone actually see you. The rest of Orlando seems to be perfectly capable of reaching her without asking to have their hand held. If you are too "challenged" to find her contact info on this site, let alone Date-Check (which you claim to use) , then your skills are definitely not up to the JGE standard.

What exactly is your purpose here? Unless you have a strange fetish or a pathological need to make an ass of yourself, I am not sure what you are getting out of the Forum. You don't RTFF, you don't share info, and you don't make use of the tools provided. Maybe some of us would be more sympathetic towards assisting you if you weren't being such a tool about it in the first place.

Unless you are offering her services as a negotiating insentive, no one wants to hear about your wife and how her nosiness cockblocks you from cheating on her more efficiently. You married her, she is your problem. As a matter of fact, if you ever actually loved her do her a solid and grant her a no-contest divorce. If you are as much of a tool at home as on here, no woman, not even Tinaa, deserves being stuck with you. It is the least you could do for her.

Ok. I stand corrected. On second thought maybe you and Tinaa do deserve each other. I'll PM you her digits later

[QUOTE=Dicktracey;1233738]I really like places with a line up when you go in, but there is so much better to be had for $.5 or more in this market.[/QUOTE]I really like a lineup too, too bad most places in America don't offer that.

[QUOTE=EscortHobbyist;1234295]Well, I guess Jersey has more sense than you because she answered me and we will play. As to the personal attacks against me, I truly resent everything you said. I'm new on here and am trying to find my way around. Because of a nice fellow who emailed me with some basic instructions, I was able to send her a PM. Which I had no clue even what a PM was. Not real computer savvy. BTW. What is RTFF? Never mind, I hope never to hear from you again. Have a bad day![/QUOTE]You truly resent what I said. Boo hoo. Perhaps now you understand the degree to which many of us resent your bullshit behavior. If you were at all concerned about "learning to navigate the site" and "learning your way around", you wouldn't be posting the way you are.

Perhaps your first effort in RTFF should be a comprehensive review of all your posts. Your actions [b]scream[/b] Louder than your words, and they indicate you are a misogynistic, narcassistic douchebag with an over inflated sense of entitlement who feigns participation in this community while badgering the rest of us to supply you our accumulated knowledge, provided it caters explicitly to your fairly demanding criteria. Knowledge which you are too lazy to try and find or accumulate on your own, and to arrogant not to assume we should provide you. [b]someone we don't know[/b]. Simply because you are burning with desire to cheat on your wife (your motives indicated by your incessant need to bring her up in your posts).

Trust me. That is [b][u]exactly[/u][/b] How you come across.

I hope for Jersey's sake your cock is as large as your ego and your skills in bed are refined to the same degree that your interpersonal skills are not.

A few bits of unsolicited advice:

1) You aren't going to win any friends on here the way you have been going at it to date. Rethinking your approach and then actually changing your behaviour would do wonders to make yourself a trusted member of this community. You don't have to kiss ass or try to be BFF's with everyone to be trusted. I have more than a few people who think I am an even bigger asshole than you do right now, but I'd be willing to bet most of them would still trust my opinion on a provider's safety or her "real deal"-ness. That is earned over time around here. Stop taking it for granted.

2) Calling the ladies "broads" when you supposedly aren't trying to disparage them is probably not going to win you a lot of bonus points either.

3) Unless you are down for cuckholding, or offering her up to service the rest of us (gangbang or "running a train" fantasy fulfillment perhaps?) , stop mentioning your Mrs. She is not a legitimate excuse for your ill behaviour. The rest of us are far more interested in hearing about someone we can actually meet and fuck. Your mystery list of "wonderpussy" is far more de rigueur.

[QUOTE=EscortHobbyist;1234295]Well, I guess Jersey has more sense than you because she answered me and we will play. As to the personal attacks against me, I truly resent everything you said. I'm new on here and am trying to find my way around. Because of a nice fellow who emailed me with some basic instructions, I was able to send her a PM. Which I had no clue even what a PM was. Not real computer savvy. BTW. What is RTFF? Never mind, I hope never to hear from you again. Have a bad day![/QUOTE]I, too read through your list of posts. I was astounded to say the least. How you could make it to over 50 posts and not know about RTFF and PM's is unbelievable. It's obvious that you just make a post asking for info and then move on your way to something else. I find this insulting to your "fellow" board members.

Your posts consisted mainly of asking for info, commenting on other's posts and bragging about yourself. The thing that really bothers me is that you bragged about having 18 women from date-check that absolutely love you. Yet, you didn't give reviews about any of them. I only found a couple of "kind of" reviews throughout all of your posts.

It seems that you just want to take and give nothing in return. This is exactly the type of individual that we do not need on this great forum. My. 02.

Getting back to the purpose of this thread, which is about "Positive Reviews," and not a little bitchfest. Is there anyway a Moderator can move posts not related to a Positive Review, to the "Discussion" thread? I too may have inadvertantly asked a question on the General Reports, that should have went to Discussion, since technically it wasn't a report.

I had a dream with little Holly (19 near downtown, saw BP ad.). She is very nice and although I was a little nervous at first, she put me at ease. No Greek (Which I don't like anyway.) Had DATY, and CG, Mish, and Doogie. Light kisses. Covered session. She was so much better than the two others I had been with before, who rushed me and didn't provide the full hour that I paid for. All it takes is a few bad providers to force me back into finding free girls at a bar. It had been 6 months since I'd seen a provider, and thanks to a few of the guys and their reviews, I was able to make a choice. I'll probably repeat, and then seek some variety. Without this Forum, I probably would have never tried another provider. I did contact Angel a few days ago, and talked to her on her Yahoo, but when I wanted to schedule something a week away, she couldn't give me a set price because she said her rates change daily.

Dreamed of this girl who is near Lake Mary. Very low key, very low volume and not always easy to reach but that is where the negative stops. She advertises a bodyrub and boy-howdy does she give one. She might do FS but I never ask. Not a GFE type but her screen name is a great introduction of something that drives her up a wall. Don't do it too early in the dream because she has a Japanese earthquake type orgasm that leaves her limp for a while. Lives in a little doll house but plenty of room to get your bell rung and for the price she advertises it can't be beat. She is a small bbw type and very sweet. PM her and follow directions for an inexpensive bodyrub experience you will enjoy.

[QUOTE=Daddy Oh; 1234497]Getting back to the purpose of this thread, which is about "Positive Reviews," and not a little bitchfest. Is there anyway a Moderator can move posts not related to a Positive Review, to the "Discussion" thread? I too may have inadvertantly asked a question on the General Reports, that should have went to Discussion, since technically it wasn't a report.

This place is so full of the continual bitching. It would be nice to come in here and find nothing but reports. Like Martin Luther King, a man can dream.

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[QUOTE=Daddy Oh; 1234497]Getting back to the purpose of this thread, which is about "Positive Reviews," and not a little bitchfest. Is there anyway a Moderator can move posts not related to a Positive Review, to the "Discussion" thread? I too may have inadvertantly asked a question on the General Reports, that should have went to Discussion, since technically it wasn't a report.

This place is so full of the continual bitching. It would be nice to come in here and find nothing but reports. Like Martin Luther King, a man can dream.[/QUOTE]This used to be called the Real Deal thread. There was no comments allowed other than the reviews of O-town's most stellar providers. Jackson changed it into the Positive Escort thread. That opened the door to discussion, which has continued to this day.

I think the big issue is that we can't post comments on other people's posts, unless it's in the same exact thread. That's where we stand right now. I've had many occasions where I want to make a comment in the proper thread, but don't know how to post on a quote and move it to another thread. A good example is right this very moment in this post that I'm making now.

Nothing personal SOM, but I find it amusing that're your're bitching about people bitching in the Pos Escort thread. Essentially, you're bitching about the very same thing that you just did.

Hello there gentlemen,

Long time browser first time poster. First would like to start off by saying thanks for preventing some nightmares. I never thought I was going to post but the wonderful dream I had last night is well deserving of this post. I had a dream of layla. From beginning to end I was wowed! Presentation, personality, looks, environment, all perfect 10's. Very petite and well manicured from from head to toe. But be carefull not to look into her eyes for to long or you might never be able to walk away from her. They are very sensual. Every moment was worth every moment of my time. Treat her with respect and it will take you a long way.

Anyways happy dreaming.

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I had a dream about MsBlondie407: ATF, MSOG, DFK, and more. During our emails she asked me what I liked. Wow, did she understand what I wrote and was perfect. Bottom line, if I could afford to see her every day I would and since she is only seeing one person a day and not every day of the week you guys would be out of luck because I would fill her date card.

Stay Safe

Had a dream of this sexy latin MILF two call system answered the door wearing a nice little dress. Chatted for a bit then when at.

It like rabbits. Tight shaved kitty all covered for $$. I asked if I could take some pics she's said after what I did you can do.

Whatever you want so gents here you go. Oldpumper nowhere as skilled as you but I'm trying and Baldy what can I say your

Adventures are legend my friend.

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WOW she has come along way. I remmeber a few months ago picking her up on the trail. But the point is she is as good as it get's. Hands down. I have has several dates with her and she really likes what she is doing. Glad to see she took my advice. Very easy to want to keep this one for yourself. Now thats my secerts out.

[QUOTE=Clayfornow; 1235983]I had a dream about MsBlondie407: ATF, MSOG, DFK, and more. During our emails she asked me what I liked. Wow, did she understand what I wrote and was perfect. Bottom line, if I could afford to see her every day I would and since she is only seeing one person a day and not every day of the week you guys would be out of luck because I would fill her date card.

Stay Safe[/QUOTE]Clay,

I'm glad it worked out for you. Sometimes it takes some time she is a great girl.

Marc70

I really had to tell you all about Jersey and my exciting meet today. After our first round I asked Jersey if she would like to go for a swim. She and I went down to the pool, there was only one other person down at the pool. He was lying in the lounge chair getting some rays. He keep looking in our direction so Jersey and I thought lets give him something to look at. We kept kissing and fooling around while Jersey watched this guy watching us. Jersey wraps her legs around me and he gets up and moves around a bit to see what he could see. We kept chuckling and giggling. At one point Jersey said we need to let him know he owes us for the show, LOL. When we decided to go back to our room for our second round this guy came over and asked for a smoke, I guess he likes to smoke after sex!!! On our way to the room Jersey glanced in his direction and he gave Jersey the thumbs up.

Jersey, I had a excitingly wonderful day today. I Love exploring your special places. I could kiss you for hours!

BTW guys, she wore my ass out!

Be safe.

Austin

Saw Gia today, even better looking then the pics. I saw her for a quick session for only $, but if I could have done it over again I would have opted for the half hour or even the hour. She was worth every penny! For pictures check out post 1096.

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Standard two call system. Incall was a very nice clean well kept condo. I walked in to a very pretty spinner staring right at me, I was very glad she is the same girl in the pictures. Only thing I didn't like was she smoked but finished her cigarette as I arrived. I was very pleased also that she was alone, and didn't have any roommates or guests around, I read before she was staying with Jennadivine, I'm glad she was alone. I handed her the donation, and she guided me to her room with a very clean king size bed. She has this toned, tanned tiny little model spinner frame with a even smaller beautiful box.

Was told that she doesn't like quick's, because she hates having to rush the experience, and half's and wholes get more privileges, but honestly I didn't feel rushed at all. She was fantastic, started off with cg, and ended up with doggy, with the most fantastic view I have ever experienced! I honestly now know what its like to be with a model type spinner. Had a huge earthquake ending that left my knees weak, and couldn't have had seconds if I tried.

This was my first Italian experience, and won't be my last.