Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Msaunders6969;1425268]All worked out well but I didn't like the deception.[/QUOTE]Damages?

In general, I think RMPs have a lousy reputation. Not so much for YMMV as for YMWBVLAHO ("will be very low and horribly overpriced" aka "ripoff"). And I'd never tip ahead of time unless I knew exactly what's involved, and that is possible only in CC AMPs. And even that only if I knew if not the provider then at least the place and they did a good job historically. Otherwise, pay the house fee and then wait for the menu to be explained to you: if there's nothing on it, at least you'll leave "undamaged". In an unknown place, tip only after the service has been rendered. That's what a tip is, after all.

I'm a newbie though. Visited one AMP here in AL but I haven't made it back yet. If any of you ever head south, there are a couple of decent places in Birmingham but not much else.

[QUOTE=CapStoner;1432270]I'm a newbie though. Visited one AMP here in AL but I haven't made it back yet. If any of you ever head south, there are a couple of decent places in Birmingham but not much else.[/QUOTE]Not trying to pick on the educational system in AL, but you're a little lost there capstoner. This is Philly not AL.

Take another toke and it is all good.

I am traveling to pensylvania nd am looking for a great outcall massage with a proper end. Any suggestions? Any nody seen this one?

http://www.aheavenlyknead.com

Thanks

[QUOTE=Hapki Sul; 1439773]I am traveling to pensylvania nd am looking for a great outcall massage with a proper end. Any suggestions? Any nody seen this one?

[url]http://www.aheavenlyknead.com[/url]

Thanks[/QUOTE]I always thought she was a legit massage. Ie. No "proper end." If you're in the Lancaster area, I would recommend Whirl-a-Sage [url]http://www.spahunters.com/spa/1903/Whirl_A_Sage[/url] Even though it is not outcall. You'll have a choice of attendants, choice of session length and very definitely the conclusion you have in mind. Not a lot of other options in Central PA.

Heard via the grape vine that the old AMP at 1041 Ridge where it was known as Callowhill 2 or CH2 is back with the same management it opened with. Yes the same little flower. She has 2 gals that are just like the old gals with BBBJ's and the shower slide for the standard rate. It brings back many memories with too many walks up those stairs.

I called and my favorite flower answered and said it was all true. She said Suki and Sophia are working. I asked if it was "the Suki" from the old place and she laughed and said no but this Suki is popular. I am planning a trip this weekend. BTW the phone number is 215 763-6077.

[QUOTE=Jumping Jim; 1450860]Heard via the grape vine that the old AMP at 1041 Ridge where it was known as Callowhill 2 or CH2 is back with the same management it opened with. Yes the same little flower. She has 2 gals that are just like the old gals with BBBJ's and the shower slide for the standard rate. It brings back many memories with too many walks up those stairs.

I called and my favorite flower answered and said it was all true. She said Suki and Sophia are working. I asked if it was "the Suki" from the old place and she laughed and said no but this Suki is popular. I am planning a trip this weekend. BTW the phone number is 215 763-6077.[/QUOTE]I found their ad on backpage. They're called Bella Asian. Website is [url]www.bellaasian.com.[/url]

Just had my first AMP experience today. Was unbelievably nervous. So nervous to the point that I couldn't achieve wood until she started jerking my cock. Don't know what was wrong with me, couldn't relax and my mind kept racing. I have some questions though. How are you supposed to act in these places? Is moaning ok? Is touching the girl ok? Are you supposed to sit there quietly and relax? I am definitely going to go back but I would like some people who are more experienced to educate me first.

[QUOTE=RyanAnderson;1451060]Just had my first AMP experience today. Was unbelievably nervous. So nervous to the point that I couldn't achieve wood until she started jerking my cock. Don't know what was wrong with me, couldn't relax and my mind kept racing. I have some questions though. How are you supposed to act in these places? Is moaning ok? Is touching the girl ok? Are you supposed to sit there quietly and relax? I am definitely going to go back but I would like some people who are more experienced to educate me first.[/QUOTE]Hey rookie. Congrats on getting your cherry popped. First piece of advice. RELAX and enjoy the ride. You're paying good $ for these experiences. Maybe drink a shot before you go in. Next, try a variety of places. The services that different AMP's offer vary widely from place to place. Some are just HJ places, but others offer FS, BJ's, even prostate rubs (if you're into that). Backpage. Com has ads for all of them. Table showers and regular massages are great, but if you just want to get right to the good stuff, just say "I'm clean. I just took a shower" (usually works for me. You better be clean, though. Attendants don't appreciate slobs). When it's time for the good stuff, be honest and tell them what you want. The attendant will say whether she offers it or not. Then establish a price before you start so there are no surprises on either end (she'll usually ask for $ upfront anyway for the "extras"). As for making noise, go ahead and let loose a little. She'll tell you if you're being too loud. Touching is usually OK, but again it varies from place to place. Just ask and you shall receive. Good luck. P. S. I hope that's not your real name. It's best to stay anonymous on these sites.

[QUOTE=MamasBoy2;1451223]Maybe drink a shot before you go in.[/quote]I got to disagree with that one! . He said he had trouble achieving wood, now, it's a worldwide known phenomenon that drink relaxes psychology but impedes performance. I know that to be true from personal experience. My advice is to forego drinking before doing anything of this sort.

I'd also add that in Philly the going rate for the whole thing is $.6, so, unless you need something special, you don't really need to discuss anything wherever you go. Just hand in the donation and enjoy the proceedings w / o thinking of extraneous matters. Lastly, as far as making noise, I'd say, don't. Not that it's something absolutely verboten, but on a number of occasions I heard something from other rooms and I found it annoying. Once or twice my attendant banged into the wall to shut them up. Iow, my advice is, keep it down at least for the sakes of other punters. Otoh, maybe it's just me (personally, I tend to be quiet, not sure why, but it's not an issue for me. In any context I mean, including civilian, meaning I don't have to watch myself.).

Oh, one more thing: what you get exactly differs not so much depending on places, but on specific providers. Some places do tend to be more consistently good (like CH has always been) , but even that isn't an iron-clad guarantee (I [i]had[/i] Got rather indifferent jobs even in CH1 and amazing experiences in usually humdrum places like 1112). So don't make too much of an isolated experience. Good OR bad. Just keep going. Overall, my experience is that there will be much more good than bad, but avoiding bad altogether is impossible.

As far as being nervous in general, I think you'll lose your "stage fright" after a couple of sallies. I can't remember my first time, so I can't say exactly how soon, but let's say this: I don't remember being nervous at all, so even if I had initially been a bit wound-up, the condition did not persist.

PS. I wish I knew why this software insists on redacting my posts in nonsensical ways (you can probably see above: randomly capitalized words, etc.) I'm sure it doesn't make the text easier to read, but it's not my fault. I say 'got to', it fixes it to "got to". This idiotic software pisses me off.

Ryan:

You can generally take any direction you want, but all you can "generally" expect 3 things: Massage, FS and TS, although I've been in sessions where only the TS happened.

Anything else, be polite and ask. Asking doesn't have to mean the direct approach.

My last session was 2 hours and 40 minutes. FS did not occur. Extra charges were not involved. Did I have a good time. You bet.

Normal. No way. We spent most of that time curled up in a pretzel with the provider asleep and me relaxed.

Expect a TS, Massage and FS within a 45-60 minute time frame. Further expect, your paying for time. The TS isn't even 100% guaranteed, but it has been for me. The TS has at times been done by the mamsan and once their was a provider switch at the TS because of a phone call.

One place had a pricing structure based on 40, 45 and 60 min sessions. That isn't the norm.

A suggestion is if you find a provider you like, go back and see her again.

The opportunity to ask for a line-up has been dwindling because of few people working.

One of the most sought after services is "the slide" which may be frowned upon by management. It creates an unfair competitive advantage. If at all performed it must be in secret. A second "super quick shower" may, at times, be needed. In some locations, it can be done in standard bathtub / shower.

Say "thank you" with a hug.

Hi guys,

Back again. Thanks for all of the advice. I went back for 2nds the other day (don't know if I should reveal the place or not). I actually brought some whiskey in my car and was planning on taking 2 shots right before going in but I instead took 1 shot and then said to myself "WTF am I doing, just go in and have fun". So I went in, mamasan (or whatever) opened the door, I smile and say hi how you been. Takes me to the room and the same girl from last time comes in in a nice slutty dress. I kinda wish I got a different girl cause this girl isn't the best looking but she has pretty nice titties. I felt awkward and rude asking for another girl. Anyway I greet her with a hug and I grabbed her ass while hugging her, she giggled and grabbed my dick at the same time. I gave her $ and she goes away, comes back and I'm naked, she grabs me by the dick (hot) and giggles and walks me to the shower with my dick in her hand. This got me turned on and she went to clean the table shower and when she turned around I had a raging boner in her face. She goes "ooah", then again she grabs it giggles and tells me to lay down. This time she cleaned me faster and played with my dick more, tugging it while I was laying face down. Everything was going really good up until this point, then she started to wash my dick and balls, and she accidentally got soap in my pee hole and my dick started to burn. Thankfully the pain went away and she started to dry me off and I got turned on again. There is something erotic about a asian girl who barely speaks english drying you off naked. So she dries me off with a raging boner in her face which made me smile to myself. This time she skips the sauna and takes me str8 to the room and comes back quickly and takes off her clothes. At this point I'm thinking I'm at least going to get a BJ because her routine was different from last time (which was just a massage and a hand job). She skips the massage this time and quickly turns me over and puts a rubber on my dick and starts giving me a BJ. One thing I don't like about this place is that they turn off the light when they give you a BJ or a hand job. I am a visual guy and I like to see when a girl is giving me head or a HJ, so I ask her to turn it on and she said no, kinda strange but whatever. I have only gotten a handful of bjs in my life but this one was particularly bad, she had no emotion to it, just her head going up and down and barely little suction. I tried to get her into it by feeling her tits and kissing her neck but to no avail. Asked if I could suck her tits and she declined. After a few minutes she took off the rubber and oiled my dick and started jerking me off. One thing these girls are good at is giving hand jobs, they grab your dick tight and are aggressive as hell. Me likey. After a few mins I pop and that's that. Overall I give that place a 3/5. Maybe I would like it better if they gave me a different girl. Will probably try a different place next time. We'll see.

Seems like you're doing good! I think you could ask mamasan if someone else is available, or, naturally, you can visit another place. Now that you mentioned that, I think you're correct, they always seem to dim the lights. I kinda liked that, therefore it didn't register, but it does take place.

Thanks for the guidance to the guys from Philadelphia. I took your advise and had a great time on Ridge road with a truly exceptional experience. Great table shower, great body slides, and great.

Slept well last night nice and relaxed.

[QUOTE=TheBanker001; 1456019]Thanks for the guidance to the guys from Philadelphia. I took your advise and had a great time on Ridge road with a truly exceptional experience. Great table shower, great body slides, and great.

Slept well last night nice and relaxed.[/QUOTE]Mayor Nutter should put that on a billboard. Glad you had a great time!