Strip Club Reports

Had a unique experience this evening as I went to Brad's to drown my sorrows of another relationship gone sour. Before I went, I texted Ilapp if he wanted to come along but he was stuck at home. Poor Guy. Anyway he couldn't go in person but he decided to go w/ me via text instead. LOL So I go to the club and immediately Lexi comes over. Spinner w/ long black hair. Just started 2 weeks ago. I got 3 dances from her that were fabulous! I felt like I was a Chris Craft as she gave me the best motorboat I've ever had. 2 of the 3 songs she was playing the skin flute like a seasoned pro. Wow. I would have gotten more except I heard Olivia's name being announced on stage. One of my ATF's.
In the meantime I'm trying to keep a texting conversation w/ Illap on my phone while drinking beer, smoking a cigar and having titties slapped in my face. LOL.
I finally told him to hang on and wait awhile. Then Olivia and I went to the VIP and when she had to take a pee break we continued our conversation. Olivia thought it was funny as did I. I finished off the evening w/ Giselle another black/hispanic hottie before I left. I've texted before when at a strip club but not to this extent and I wanna thank Ilapp for breaking the monotony of being there by myself(although I always surrounded by beautiful women).

So what hours does Kara work. Thought I would check her out and see how much fun she is? Was at Rio Friday. Didn't see the beautiful Kelly. Hope she is still working there.

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Ok Guys! You wanted the info well here it is.

I'm not saying anything about take out or Otc on this one but I guarantee you an unbelievable time.

Kara- Blonde Hot.Pancake tits has a tatoo by the cooch says "Jason" if you run into her you will be in heaven!

I was at Rio last night with a client/friend and The girls aren't that hot! Alot of miss piggys and black girls who were fat. There are two blondes there who are hot-Kara, and Renee.

Kara like I said has the tatoo of jason, and also lips on her ass. You will have fun!

I promise you

Also guys I will be out of town till next Tuesday. I will post on my excusions in San Diego. I am staying at Rancho Bernardo and can't wait!

Xoxox,

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Had a unique experience this evening as I went to Brad's to drown my sorrows of another relationship gone sour. Before I went, I texted Ilapp if he wanted to come along but he was stuck at home. Poor Guy. Anyway he couldn't go in person but he decided to go w/ me via text instead. LOL So I go to the club and immediately Lexi comes over. Spinner w/ long black hair. Just started 2 weeks ago. I got 3 dances from her that were fabulous! I felt like I was a Chris Craft as she gave me the best motorboat I've ever had. 2 of the 3 songs she was playing the skin flute like a seasoned pro. Wow. I would have gotten more except I heard Olivia's name being announced on stage. One of my ATF's.
In the meantime I'm trying to keep a texting conversation w/ Illap on my phone while drinking beer, smoking a cigar and having titties slapped in my face. LOL.
I finally told him to hang on and wait awhile. Then Olivia and I went to the VIP and when she had to take a pee break we continued our conversation. Olivia thought it was funny as did I. I finished off the evening w/ Giselle another black/hispanic hottie before I left. I've texted before when at a strip club but not to this extent and I wanna thank Ilapp for breaking the monotony of being there by myself(although I always surrounded by beautiful women).[/QUOTE]

Technology has made for some interesting times, such as a virtual trip to Brads without ever leaving home, got the whole blow by blow description. And a text from Olivia herself. At the same time I am trading messages with a rather hot lady friend who was dying to get a threesome together, not so much for me as for her to get a taste of some sweet pussy, and while in the process of trying to run one down I bump into a friend who is there , so I am getting reports at the same time from a provider who is on a date with a buddy, and in the small world category, it wound up completing a circle, of which you knew and I merely stumbled upon, and all of this while talking with a "friend" who had gotten both stood up and stalked in the same evening. When I was young I would have had to go find some fun or just give up--only option would have been to call someone's home, and wasn't anybody home last nite. The good ole days got nothing on today.

OK, the "Escort Reports" thread has forgotten how to report on escorts; the "General Reports" thread is resembling the "View", with seasoned members throwing food; So this thread is where the reporting is now. And I'm sorry about your breakup CP. You are a good friend and I'm going to get you a webcam-hat for your birthday. And while I can't top my friend Illap with 14 reports in 4 sentences no less, I have two reports here in one post. One is not really a strip club report, but read on anyway.

It involves Club Rio. I was tipped by a friend that an escort - on a site by that name - dances there. And this is NOT the girl Jillian met. Blond, a little thick, lip stud, tan, sweet and very frisky with the hands, who after a dance told me to contact her. I did and a week later we met.

As usual, we met at my neighborhood bar - where the manager is starting to notice the parade of hotties I meet in there. Sometimes he's visibly impressed, as with Jillian; other times he's embarassed, as with Brandi; this time, he practically vaulted over the bar in front of me when she came in - tall and confident, pushing a wisp of blond hair away from her face, wearing a tight white top with bare midriff and pink shorts - flashing the smile of youth and thrusting her hip out while introducing herself to me. The Irish quartet skipped a beat.

I wasted no time in getting her a drink and a table - and found her engagng and interesting, with a little girls laugh and a quick wit..and a quicker hand on my leg. But after 30 minutes of this, I paid the bill and we left hand in hand. You know the drill; Drink..couch..cat. But when I made my move to kiss her, she took the field like the quarterback at homecoming, pushing me back on the couch and taking my head in her hands, kissing me and grinding on my lap - like she did that for a living or something! After a few minutes, we were both panting and I briskly took off her top, she took off my shirt, then we both took off - for the bedroom, where I plopped her down on the bed and took inventory.

Well - it was all there. The young healthy body, smooth soft skin nicely tanned, long lovely legs, shaved and scented pussy, perky (but smaller than advertised) young tits. I started at the top and after a scenic journey settled in for extended DATY - till she was wriggling across the bed. Then she blindly took off my jeans while kissing me, gave me a few test strokes then ordered me inside - at once. Mish from different angles, then boots in the air, legs to the side, edge of the bed - whatever. Then upside down with her face in the bedspread, ass in the air, pulling her arms back, slapping each ass cheek with every thrust. This girl took it all. I don't think the Temperpedic mattress company approved this test of stability, because I was spilling wine in the kitchen.

This went on for quite a while; all kinds of doggie and CG too, her hands and mouths put to every kind of use, until afterwards we layed there panting and holding each other until my world stopped spinning. She had already been there three hours plus, but I paid the advertised hour rate; she asked for nothing extra. And with a smouldering kiss and grope at the door of her car, she was off.

Karmen1987 on e.com, but see the pictures I took.

The other report is of a different nature and occured last night at the Classy Chassy. I guess part of the "Classy" is spelling "Chassy" wrong? I stopped in after going to a birthday party to remember. Others won't remember a thing, but thats their problem. Met a parade of cuties, but I was a little tired when a thin, tatoo'd - and attractive - girl came up. About 25, brunette, small tits and not a bad face at all. Cute, not beautiful, you know the type - the level just below hot but above "eh". She came up, grabbed the bull by the horns and asked if I was LE. I stammered my answer and she propositioned me right there. Get her in the VIP room ($150 for 30 mins) and she would give me a blowjob and swallow for an extra $20 - out the door. I just didnt believe she would follow through, so to convice me she sat in my lap and put her hand between her legs, pulled down my zipper and went into my pants - where she started stroking me to hardness.

OK, maybe she's serious - but, what if I wanted, well...more? Well, if I had protection that would be $20 more - but thats not all!! If I took this offer in the next 10 minutes, and I told her when I was ready, she would swallow every drop as a bonus. She hates messes I guess.

Well, she came through like a champ and didn't even ask for the money up front, bless her. I put my cover on in the mens room and she slipped on for a 10 minute ride and when I was ready (she was rushing me a bit), she slid off, pulled the cover off and went down on me smoothly until I drained myself in her mouth - and I could feel her swallowing as I was coming. I guess this is what they mean by "Classy"? She is available for takeout too, and get this; I asked how much and she said "How about all the sex you want from say 7pm to, like 2am for...(pause)..$250?", (long stare), "No! $200! Is that ok?" Well you be the judge.

She has no phone, but senior member get her name, accurate description and schedule.

And a big thank you to Jillian from me. Thank you for not only sharing info and taking shit when you don't have to, but also for working so hard to meet up with me recently - I appreciate it and appreciate you.

What days and times does she work. I go to Rio frequently but haven't seen her. So far, Kelly is my favorite.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]OK, the "Escort Reports" thread has forgotten how to report on escorts; the "General Reports" thread is resembling the "View", with seasoned members throwing food; So this thread is where the reporting is now. And I'm sorry about your breakup CP, you are a good friend and I'm going to get you a webcam-hat for your birthday. Anyway, while I can't top my friend Illap with 14 reports in 4 sentences no less, I have two reports here in one post. One is not really a strip club report, but read on anyway.

It involves Club Rio. I have never really gone to this club before, but was tipped by a friend that an escort - on a site by that name - dances there. And this is NOT the girl Jillian met. Blond, a little thick, lip stud, tan, sweet and very frisky with the hands, who after a dance told me to contact her. I did and a week later we met.

As usual, we met at my neighborhood bar, where the manager is starting to notice the parade of hotties I meet in there. Sometimes he's visibly impressed, as with Jillian; other times he's embarassed, as with Brandi; this time, he practically vaulted over the bar in front of me when she came in - tall and confident, pushing a wisp of blond hair away from her face, wearing a tight white top with bare midriff and pink shorts - and flashing the smile of youth and thrusting her hip out while introducing herself. The Irish quartet skipped a beat, I can tell you.

I wasted no time in getting her a drink and a table - and found her engagng and interesting, with a little girls laugh and a quick wit..and a quicker hand on my leg. But after 30 minutes of this, I paid the bill and we left hand in hand. You know the drill; Drink..couch..cat. But when I made my move to kiss her, she took the field like high schoolers at the homecoming game, pushing me back on the couch and taking my head in her hands, kissing me and grinding on my lap - like she did that for a living or something! After a few minutes, we were both panting and I briskly took off her top, she took off my shirt, then we both took off - for the bedroom, where I plopped her down on the bed and took a look.

Well - it was all there. The firm young healthy body, smooth soft skin nicely tanned, long lovely legs, shaved and scented pussy, perky (but smaller than advertised) young tits. I started kissing at the top and after a journey settled in for extended DATY - till she was wriggling across the bed. Then she blindly took off my jeans while kissing me, gave me a few test strokes then ordered me inside - at once. Mish from different angles, then boots in the air, legs to the side, edge of the bed and other fun variations. Then upside down with her face in the bedspread, ass in the air and I slapped each ass cheek with every thrust. I don't think the Temperpedic mattress company approved this test of stability, because I was spilling wine in the kitchen.

This went on for quite a while; all kinds of doggie and CG too, hands and mouths put to every kind of use, until afterwards we layed there panting and holding each other until my world stopped spinning. She had already been there three hours plus but I paid the advertised hour rate, she asked for nothing extra. And with a smouldering kiss at the door of her car, she was off.

Karmen1987 on e.com, but see the pictures I took.

The other report is of a different nature and occured last night at the Classy Chassy. I guess part of the "Classy" is spelling "Chassy" wrong? I stopped in after going to a birthday party to remember. Others won't remember a thing, but thats their problem. Met a parade of cuties, but I was a little tired when a thin, tatood - but not unattractive - girl came up. About 25, brunette, small tits and not a bad face. Cute, not beautiful. She came up between my legs, grabbed the bull by the horns and asked if I was LE. I stammered my answer and she basically propositioned me right there. Get her in the VIP room ($150) and she would give me a blowjob and swallow for an extra $20 - out the door. I just didnt believe she would follow through, so to convice me she sat in my lap and put her hand between her legs, pulled down my zipper and went into my pants - where she started stroking me to hardness.

OK, maybe she's serious - but, what if I wanted...more? Well, if I had protection that would be $20 more - but thats not all!! If I took this offer in the next 10 minutes, and I told her when I was ready, she would swallow every drop as a bonus. She hates messes I guess.

Well, she came through like a champ and didn't even ask for the money up front, bless her. I put my cover on in the mens room and she slipped on for a 10 minute ride and when I was ready (she was rushing me a bit), she slid off, pulled the cover off and went down on me smoothly until I drained myself in her mouth - and I could feel her swallowing as I was coming. I guess this is what they mean by "Classy"? She is available for takeout and get this; I asked how much and she said "How about all the sex you want from say 7pm to, like 2am for...(pause)..$250? No! $200! Is that ok?" Well you be the judge.

She has no phone, but senior member get her name, accurate description and schedule.

And a big thank you to Jillian from me. Thank you for not only sharing info and taking shit when you don't have to, but also for working so hard to meet up with me recently - I appreciate it and appreciate you.[/QUOTE]

Went to Brads yesterday. It was alright. Women were hot and beer was cold.
Didn't get any action. I didn't try for any either, so I can't *****. I am staying in Columbus for a few days and was wondering if it was worth a trip to Club Rio on a Monday

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Ok Guys! You wanted the info well here it is.

I'm not saying anything about take out or Otc on this one but I guarantee you an unbelievable time.

Kara- Blonde Hot.Pancake tits has a tatoo by the cooch says "Jason" if you run into her you will be in heaven!

I was at Rio last night with a client/friend and The girls aren't that hot! Alot of miss piggys and black girls who were fat. There are two blondes there who are hot-Kara, and Renee.

Kara like I said has the tatoo of jason, and also lips on her ass. You will have fun!

I promise you

Also guys I will be out of town till next Tuesday. I will post on my excusions in San Diego. I am staying at Rancho Bernardo and can't wait!

Xoxox,

JJ[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing that with us doll!; the I'll be looking for this dancer next time!

Don't know if they're as interesting on weekdays but I'll have to check it out.

Also want to thank Mr. Popular for the nice reports. I think I remember Karmen from a couple of weeks ago but didn't approach her as I was so dang mesmerized by cute Kelly. Hot, hot hot hot sexy bubbly Kelly.

I think from the escort site, Karmen went to Mexico. Hope she didn't take Kelly with her.

Niceguy52 I am with you! Kelly is hot. I met her a couple of weeks ago. I sent you a PM about her.

Hey Mr.P- okay, it was a lot of words, but worth reading every one. Good work as always.

Got back from a nice vacation last night and needed some R&R. Humbled my self on the links and decided I need more R&R and not run errands. So I mosied my way to HH. I sit down and order a cold one. Well guess who is on me before I get the first sip in. You guessed it, D. We chit chat for while and she tells me I look familiar and if I've been in before. I didn't want to be a smart alick and say something like "We b4p for about 5 months and you don't remember?! " With my obf and unimpressive ways maybe she doesn't. So I played nice and said yes quite often but mostly at night. Never burn a bridge I say. We made our way back to the old room. Standard schtick and I went along. It was then I remembered she can hum a tune with the best of them. She does have the prettiest face in the joint IMHO. Maybe I'll give her another try. I hope I can get past the "I'm broke" routine. Cover me boys, I'm going in.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular] *** As usual, we met at my neighborhood bar - where the manager is starting to notice the parade of hotties I meet in there. Sometimes he's visibly impressed, as with Jillian; other times he's embarrassed, as with Brandi; * * *[/QUOTE]

Mr Popular, I've followed your posts about Brandi of Carmel, all very positive. So why was the manager embarrassed?

Was driving from the north side last week and gave Lacey a call and left a message. She called back and said to come on down. Got to her place and knocked on the door. When the door opened, there was Lacey in a tiny, and I do mean tiny bikini. Standing right behind Lacey was Blaire. I won't go into details about what happened after that, but I was barely able to walk out of the place.

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Was driving from the north side last week and gave Lacey a call and left a message. She called back and said to come on down. Got to her place and knocked on the door. When the door opened, there was Lacey in a tiny, and I do mean tiny bikini. Standing right behind Lacey was Blaire. I won't go into details about what happened after that, but I was barely able to walk out of the place.[/QUOTE]Were they working in a strip club?

[QUOTE=Golfcart]Mr Popular, I've followed your posts about Brandi of Carmel, all very positive. So why was the manager embarrassed?[/QUOTE]

If you read my first report, she was dressed a little, well, obvious that first time is all. This is a nice establishment.

[QUOTE=Fudge1]Was driving from the north side last week and gave Lacey a call and left a message. She called back and said to come on down. Got to her place and knocked on the door. When the door opened, there was Lacey in a tiny, and I do mean tiny bikini. Standing right behind Lacey was Blaire. I won't go into details about what happened after that, but I was barely able to walk out of the place.[/QUOTE]

Little blue pills did you take for that? You can pm me some details if ya don't mind young man. Costly?

There was a gal that was up in Noblesville that used to have her profiles under those names on e.com about 3 years ago. I visited her a few times and always enjoyed myself. Has she resurfaced anywhere that anyone is aware of? Please feel free to respond or pm me.

Thanks!