Massage Parlor Reports

Was wondering if 617 was still open or closed, knowledgeable members know of what I speak.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]Was wondering if 617 was still open or closed, knowledgeable members know of what I speak.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

617 (or what you see in the desert when you're thirsty) is closed for good from what I hear. Also, last night when I drove by there, I saw everything out of the building strewn across the front lawn...as if they were gutting the building. There was a heavy presence at each end of the block too, but not sure if it was connected.

Sorry it's not better news...

[QUOTE=Macphisto]I'm not sure what effect adding Korea to the VWP would have - Japan is on the VWP, but I've never had a Japanese provider. I've had plenty of K. providers in their mid-late twenties in DC - the problem is most are long gone (for now). Someone in her 30s+ applying for a student visa would raise eyebrows.[/QUOTE]

Not to doubt you, but what evidence do you have of their ages? Did you see their passports?

Most come on tourist visas, not student visas, but everything Ian said in his post squares with my own personal knowledge.

were in their 20s. But now? I would say the average age has gone up 15 years over this past year. TERRIBLE

617 is done, went by the other night pretty late and it was locked down. And that block has turned into a tranny strip judging from what was out there.

This is really a stupid conversation.

There are some however very few 20-year-old`s. Most of these women are and their late 30s too early 40s.

Personally I don't understand what bearing and has on the subject of man exchanging information on SEX.

If the PUSSY was good who gives a Fuck how old or what kind of passport?

Happy Hunting
AJ

The following fiction is for entertainment purposes only; any resemblance to real life is purely coincidental.

Its been about 2 months since my last post, and I do whole heartily apologize. Ever since Neverland was closed to all the fiction reading mongers here, I haven’t really wanted to visit any other "lands of whimsy". But lately, the yellow fever has come across me, and I started back RTFF with earnest, trying to quell from the intel as to where I might find the type and level of service that I require. With my research up to date, I came up with my plan of attack. I had a primary target, with 2 others waiting as hot backups. Like any good monger, If my primary target was not available, I had backup.

My primary was code named Green, with the first alternate being code named Gold, followed by the second alternate being code name Super. I was scheduled to work late last night until 8pm. Lucky for me, we finished early and wrapped things up by 5pm. Well, with 3 hours of nothing to do (paid even); what is a good monger to do? With the battle plan in hand, I Scanned the wallet, $55 cash, no problem, plenty of banks along the way to greener pastures. Stopped by the ATM, 200 should be enough to cover all contingencies that might come up. (I have been known to tip extra for the rare GFE).

It being 5:30pm and the usual DC traffic problems, ETA to target GREEN was given at 20 minutes. I was very close, by the time I got to the area and found suitable parking, it was almost 6pm.

At the door and hit the buzzer, the electric door lock must have been broken, since I had to wait for mamasan to get to the door to open it by herself.

Picked Door #1 and asked for (lets call her Pink), established mongers and mongers I have talked with before may pm me for more details about this fictional character, but for this story, she is Pink.

Mamasan says "OK", Pink available. In the room and start getting undressed, before I can get down to the birthday suit, in walks Pink with a great smile and a kiss. (Great sign.) Average face, average body, skinny, but not toned, nice BE cups with biggie size nipples. Full blown 70's era shag carpeting though, kind of a turn of for me at first, but hell, I went with it.

Standard Tuition + standard milk money taken, no questions, just a nice big smile and another kiss, then off to the TS. Very nice TS, nothing extra or special, but very complete.

As always, I was sporting major wood by the end of the TS, and was complimented nicely by her in a couple ways.

Back in the room, no massage for me today, yellow fever had taken over all systems and needed to be controlled asap.

Very, very nice all the way around. What Pink lacks in looks, she more than makes up for in energy and attitude. Cannot classify her as GFE? But very very close. Started out driving I-69, drove to the rodeo to watch the cowgirls, then had to walk the dogs, visited the standard missionary, then moved over to the more progressive missionary before the dogs had to finish up the trip.

The trip was rather messy, so clean up and some cuddling afterwards until time was up.

Not close to Neverland, but will do when the yellow fever hits again.

(Pink)
Face 6.5 not the best looking in the face, but acceptable.
Body 7 skinny, not much tone, but still petite with biggie nipples which I like.
Attitude 9 willing to please and able to as well.
Service 9 I left fully satisfied, and that hasn’t happened since Neverland.
Massage - NA, No massage.

Of course, my fellow mongers, YMMV and will likely this time as well.

Hawkeye

I have to admit that I have been doing my own thing lately when it comes to the local AMP scene and have not been bothering to post the results. It seems to me that this board has not been what it once was. Too much extraneous BS and not enough actionable intel, good or bad (and I have always said, it is just as useful to know who to avoid as to know who to ask for). I also have to admit that I miss reports from other senior DC AMP degenerates who are MIA, and you know who you are.

On a positive note, I see some promising newcomers who have contributed early in their USASG careers. Keep up the good work!!

Now down to business. I have just met a potential Eliza Doolittle LARS™ 10. The natural attributes (face, body and age) are solidly there. Her attitude, once she warms to you is upwards of 9.5. What we are going to have to work on is the performance. I, the Laxman, am up to the challenge :D

Respected Senior DC/Baltimore Members may PM me for details. Noobs need not apply.

Peace and love,

Lax

PS: To those of you lamenting the advanced age of the providers, my 10 says she is 24 and I believe her. The co-workers I've seen also look to be in their 20's.

Was out driving last eve and 617K appeared to be gutted. A couple of weeks ago they had a sign saying that they were to be remodeled, but last night, the door was open and the entire interior appeared to be in the yard/lot out front.

[QUOTE=Grae Traveller]Was out driving last eve and 617K appeared to be gutted. A couple of weeks ago they had a sign saying that they were to be remodeled, but last night, the door was open and the entire interior appeared to be in the yard/lot out front.[/QUOTE]

Maybe this is just the beginning of their remodel?

Let us pray.

Visited a while back and I think I got there just as they were opening up, it was around 10:30. Hit the buzzer and was met by Young, who was not very, didn't sweat it though. VERY enhanced rack, OK face and shape, quite friendly. She confirmed that I was the first one in there, 'You get fresh girl.' Cool. I opted for the TS even though it was early, nice and slow, but not as good as before. Back in the room things were the usual fare, CBJ, DATY, only mish, but at a leisurely pace. Nice start to the day.

I've have a taste for Thai lately, I know RTFF, but any keywords to narrow the 196 pages down a bit?

Paniki

Hello,

I find Han-Sol ad at washington city papers. They promised clean comfortable asian staff. No appointment necessary - walk ins welcome.

Does anybody tried that? Any info will be very appreciable.

Be Safe,
Aman

Young has been around a while and is very good at her job! I have seen her a few rimes and every time has been most enjoyable. She is a permanent fixture there.

JJ


[QUOTE=Paniki]Visited a while back and I think I got there just as they were opening up, it was around 10:30. Hit the buzzer and was met by Young, who was not very, didn't sweat it though. VERY enhanced rack, OK face and shape, quite friendly. She confirmed that I was the first one in there, 'You get fresh girl.' Cool. I opted for the TS even though it was early, nice and slow, but not as good as before. Back in the room things were the usual fare, CBJ, DATY, only mish, but at a leisurely pace. Nice start to the day.

I've have a taste for Thai lately, I know RTFF, but any keywords to narrow the 196 pages down a bit?

Paniki[/QUOTE]

Took a stroll around the Loop last weekend to do some recon and figured I'd check out a nearby AMP to relieve some of the stresses that walking around had built up. Arrived in time to catch the last shift of the night and drew May: ~5'-6", 120#, long full head of shoulder-length hair, about 34C, approximately 42 (but said 27).

From the moment she came into the room, she was playful and encouraging. After a couple of introductions (including a small box of chocolate truffles from a local confectionary), it was off to the TS for a wonderfully thorough cleansing up-and-down and all-around. Once in the room, she dried me off a bit more and told me to sit on the table until she returned. (Took this opportunity to place $ fee onto the table, to be ready for her when she returned.)

After she returned, she dried me off a bit more, then had me lay down on the table. Massage was good but not extended, probably because it was the last shift. After hitting the main muscle groups, scalp, neck, etc., she begins providing AR for about a minute or so, then tells me to turn over (at which point I discover that she has divested herself of the cumbersome bikini she'd had on - very nice headlamps, with ample bulbs centered in each). She changes focus a bit, working vertically with a FUMA. Then, she introduces herself to Roman's "Mini-Me" --- or, might that be "Maxi-Me" (whatever) --- and then spoke a bit more forcefully to him. Ah, the pleasures of foreign language conversations: They can expand one's perspective quite nicely.

She slipped the cover in a smooth motion, but I wanted some DATY first. She lays down while I break out a small toy I'd brought for her enjoyment. She examines it, then gives the okay to deploy it outside. Well, after about 5 minutes DATY and using the toy, she's pulling the back of my head toward her and says to put the toy inside. I truly believe she was on a rollercoaster ride at that moment. When she came down from that, she says "You now." I was ready, and decided to just enjoy a mish-mash. (I lasted about 10 minutes, but might have popped sooner had she not been moaning constantly throughout the mish-mash. I'll chalk it up to the fact that it was the end of the night and she was anxious to go home and, therefore, trying to induce me into finishing earlier. It actually was a bit of a distraction, as it sounded like acting. But that was the only negative in the whole session.)

Afterward, a hot towel and some Scope. She then helped me get dressed (including tying the showlaces), gave me a hug, and walked me to the door with the admonition to "Come earlier next time." (I will, and I'll probably ask for May again. I don't mind that she is probably in her 40s; she provided good service. Besides, she asked how much the toy cost. I told her to keep it, and she seemed [U]very[/U] pleased by that.)

[U]Ratings[/U]
Looks: [B]7.5[/B]
Attitude: [B]8.5[/B]
Service: [B]7.5[/B]

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Great prev report by RR. I have to remember the chocolates and toys next time!

To keep up this roll of actual info, I submit to you my dream at my most often reported place (sorry newbies you'll have to RTFF.with the rash of shutdowns I don't want to be obvious). Parking was ample although with guards so those of you who prefer some privacy, don't go on a night where the club down the street is promoting. More on this later. When I get in, I don't recognize the mamasan but I did mention to her my past exploits so she knows I'm no spring chicken. I ask for young and big tits and she certainly delivers with Yuki. Some might not like her face. It's round and some may argue chubby but the rest of her body certainly is not. Perfect hour-glass figure with a very toned body. Not skinny but certainly no tummy. She has a great pair of tits. See cups for sure and surprisingly perky and tight. May have been a enhancement but they sure didn't feel that way (nor did I notice any scars). Decent ass as well. Best thing about her is her attitude. Very happy and energetic even though it was quite late at night.

Supplied me with a soda after I got changed and then asked for the damage upfront. Then to table shower which was excellent, thorough cleaning. All the while she is humming a tune. On the flip she does a nice job with the boys and gets an equal response from them to which she giggles and says in my ear "Ohh you hooornnny" Go back to the room and she gives an very good massage as we start chatting it up. No AR but on the flip proceeds with a russian to die for. Few girls can get away it, she certainly can. And then there's something about her looking up at your with her bright eyes, pigtails and smiling. Proceeds to some ball licking and puts on the cover. Good CBJ although at this point the pace seems to increase. Not too long she's about to lube herself up. I tried for DATY but am denied. Though I didn't try hard (felt lazy today). Rides CG for a while. What a great view with her bouncing up and down. She even leans back a bit so you really get the full motion. We switch positions. She asks for doggie but I'll know I'll blow if that happens so I go for mish instead. Lots of nice pounding and dirty talk from her. Finally I blow my load and she does the pussy squeeze I love so much. This girl is well-trained. Clean up and some more soda and I leave a happy man.

The only drawbacks were asking for the damage up front and then rushing it a bit towards the end. I could tell she was just trying to get me to blow at the end, but to be honest it didn't matter to me today. I will likely go back and then I might employ some of RR's tricks and get her to really open up to me. But all in all a very good experience: 8/10.


With regards to the club down the street. Some nights the parking lot will be jammed back. That's usually Asian Night so don't get your hopes up if you see some scantily clad Korean girls walking down the street. They are not SW! I don't know the exact timings of these events but I know tonight was gay Spanish night so that's why the parking lot was empty (it's a spillover lot) I'm thinking of hitting Asian Night. I figure if I score, then bonus but if not I just walk 100 ft and get my frustrations taken care via AMP. The kids that go are pretty young. Look like a little over 21 so if you can't hide your age, you'll likely stick out like a sore thumb.

[QUOTE=DCrez]were in their 20s. But now? I would say the average age has gone up 15 years over this past year. TERRIBLE

617 is done, went by the other night pretty late and it was locked down. And that block has turned into a tranny strip judging from what was out there.[/QUOTE]Yeah, went driving to find something and checked by 617, mattresses, nightstands, etc. out front in a pile. I did recognize the queen size as being from the first room up the stairs--lots of good times there.

New World has been torn down for what is probably condos, Neverland is closed right? I never went there, but was my backup plan (hate the tourists), place by MCI closed. Downtown on Vermont closed--yet I keep looking for the 'OPEN" sign.

I drove to Green once, but couldn't find parking that I was comfortable with, but might try again because of recent reports.

Some BSW about, but not my cup of tea.

This is just pathetic.