USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

I was in in the mood last week and found this post on our sister site. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=96886&cityid=-9[/URL].

I called and a super friendly voice said she was available and texted the residential address. I arrived and she was on her front porch to greet me.

Let me say right off that she looks significantly heavier in person. Not a BBW but certainly an extra 30. She has a pretty face marred by some achne scars. Her calm and dreamy attitude seemed to be chemically induced.

That said, she was the nicest, most accomodating provider I've seen in ages. She gave a really good BBBJ ("You can push my head down if you want to fuck my face, honey". On her knees in doggy, she took instruction well and played with herself as well as playing with the boys. I fucked her from behind for a while then asked if she would take it in the ass. "Sure", she said. No attempt to upsell, just "Sure, whatever you want". It turned out her ass was too tight for me to get fully into, so I returned to that warm wet pussy for awhile. When I was ready to come, I took of the hat and warned her she was going to get a mouthful. She just started moaning and sucking harder. She sucked every drop out of my cock, looked at me while she swallowed, then licked her lips.

All in all, a very nice experience. My tip included, 1. 3 Will repeat.

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

Went to see a provider once, hoping to eat a little snatch. I get there just as she is coming back from walking her dog. (In July). Fucking burning up hot and sweaty. No way am I putting my face down there. Just had to bang it out and hit the road.

Sox.

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]

You're doing us a great service! I can't stand stinky pussies myself, it totally kills my mood. I have dumped girlfriends that were otherwise great gals because of smelly cooch!

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]With all the smelly pussy posted as future references for us guys. I am lucky, only had one encounter like that 5 years ago, a thick well dressed Brazilian. Went down on her and I almost literally barfed in her pussy. You know when you're ready to blow chow, and your stomach muscles real up into your throat. It was that bad. Killed the mood, the little guy went flat, and I asked her to leave.

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]I met Kylie in Altamonte last weekend. She looked just like her photos and I had a good time with her. I asked if she was into DATY and she said it wasn't her favorite, so I just used a finger for a bit to get things revved up. Before we moved on to more exciting things, I surreptitiously smelled my fingers and found no foul scent at all. Just a slight hint of the usual muskiness of excited excretions.

Not sure if your experience was an anomaly or if I got lucky, but that is my one data point of experience with her.

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;4506318]I met Kylie in Altamonte last weekend. She looked just like her photos and I had a good time with her. I asked if she was into DATY and she said it wasn't her favorite, so I just used a for a bit to get things revved up. Before we moved on to more exciting things, I surreptitiously smelled my fingers and found no foul scent at all. Just a slight hint of the usual muskiness of excited excretions.

Not sure if your experience was an anomaly or if I got lucky, but that is my one data point of experience with her.[/QUOTE]Just another data point, I've seen her twice and all was fine, no tuna tacos noticed. Nice sessions, just wish her schedule was a bit more accommodating. JC.

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:.[/QUOTE]I hate this too, I've been left a couple times because of smell. Some of these mongers support these ladies. They likely don't even wash between you guys. Ugh.

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;4506318]I met Kylie in Altamonte last weekend. She looked just like her photos and I had a good time with her. I asked if she was into DATY and she said it wasn't her favorite, so I just used a finger for a bit to get things revved up. Before we moved on to more exciting things, I surreptitiously smelled my fingers and found no foul scent at all. Just a slight hint of the usual muskiness of excited excretions.

Not sure if your experience was an anomaly or if I got lucky, but that is my one data point of experience with her.[/QUOTE]Yah the first time I saw her she was fresh, the second time she smelled like an aquarium. I instantly gagged. I also saw a douche in her bathroom trash which could mean, she has an std, fungal infection, or is menstruating and flushing out. Either way gross.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;4505801]With all the smelly pussy posted as future references for us guys. I am lucky, only had one encounter like that 5 years ago, a thick well dressed Brazilian. Went down on her and I almost literally barfed in her pussy. You know when you're ready to blow chow, and your stomach muscles real up into your throat. It was that bad. Killed the mood, the little guy went flat, and I asked her to leave.[/QUOTE]High key this is honestly necessary, because it seems like every fucking new provider I reach out to has this issue. And if were going to dub providers as being ATF they better not have this attribute.

[QUOTE=Captainv;4505612]You're doing us a great service! I can't stand stinky pussies myself, it totally kills my mood. I have dumped girlfriends that were otherwise great gals because of smelly cooch![/QUOTE]No one should deal with that should. Thats one of the things that separates us from the animals, we bathe ourselves properly. Or at least some of us supposably know how to.

[QUOTE=Guckt0;4505185]I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina ([URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=97089&cityid=98[/URL]). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte ([URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-best-kept-secret/864216366490[/URL]).

5) Shannon Love ([URL]https://escortalligator.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/36939715/shannon/love[/URL]) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.[/QUOTE]Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;4506330]Just another data point, I've seen her twice and all was fine, no tuna tacos noticed. Nice sessions, just wish her schedule was a bit more accommodating. JC.[/QUOTE]Agree with this post. Kylie of Alt was sweat, wet and did everything I wanted except a trip to the Isles. Saw her October 13. Did take a while to match schedules. She has a life outside our Fantasies.

HL54.

[QUOTE=PaulAtreides;4506685]Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.[/QUOTE]Nova / Nina It was the blonde one I guess whose name is Nova, she has a bunch of tats. Smokes hella ganja. But they both have the same # I guess.

[QUOTE=PaulAtreides;4506685]Damn always wanted to meet Shannon love because of that ass and Juicy too.

In regards to Nina, do you mean Nina or her friend? I don't think those are pics of Nina I think that's her friend.[/QUOTE]Either way regarding Shannon, she was like 10 years older gained hella weight. Those Pics were taken at angles to avoid showcasing her weight and I'm sure she used some sort of editing whether it be snapchat or something else to showcase her skin was perfect, which its not (lots of sagginess). Her teeth were decaying and effed up. Also she kept rushing the whole time and saying are you done yet when the HHR wasn't even finished. On top of that she was super mechanical at one point. Granted I like to rate girls based on past providers and ATF, so they have an unfair advantage. At the same time, idgaf I have certain expectations. And if you don't meet them then your trash. Were expected to keep our part of the bargain then so should they, especially since they advocate that in their ads.