Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lion1;4698128]Thanks for the report. Maybe you got low mileage because she was afraid of that chode you carry in your pants. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yep. She even said, "You ever injure any girl with that thing?" 😉

Wow, talk about a sand to the beach story. I tell me friends to go over there, they will never believe it. And not just all of the strip clubs and bar girls. Locals and freelancers abound trying to get a falang (foreigner) to fall for them and take them home with them. My buddy is there now, since things are slow he has his pick of the girls freelancing and they are doing 500 baht for short, 2-3 hours, or less than $17. And these are cute little Thai girls, how can you beat it? My Brit friend who has been over there many times and finally married a Thai girl says it best: "All of your life you have been the predator and the women the prey. In Thailand you are the prey and they are the predators!" Heaven on earth for men like us!!

[QUOTE=Ryangel6;4692238]I went to Thailand with my gf, and regret it. I regret not getting a "special massage". I should of gone with friends instead of gf. My hotel in Bangkok was nice and cheap. And across the street their was around 8 or so massage parlors with about 10 girls each. So tempting. I did get a legit Thai massage and it was nice and felt good, but no play. Then little did I know, down the same street their was a alley way with more girls and strip clubs, I didn't get to visit nana plaza for some girl fun or walk the walking street in Pattaya. I really wanted to try a girl. I guess theirs always next time, till when the corona virus died down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlyingVfr;4692144]I had the same thoughts and after recommendations for Cindy and her nice boobs at Hui's, I called Monday morning and after verifying Cindy would be there, I arrived to find she wasn't there. It was her day off. I was pissed but I let myself get talked into going with the receptionist named Cici who was pretty but not a knockout, body wise.

So I get stripped down and she giggles when she came in and started a so-so massage. She did focus on my butt which I enjoyed but then I noticed she was completely armored, leggings, shorts, dress and a top. Vaguely sensual massage but not great. No playing with the boys while I was face down. Did the flip and had to get her to slow down on the HE which she started right after the flip. It was a nice pop but my hand totally cramped trying to reach her boob through all the layers. Frustrating, it's been a while since my masseuse was so totally armored from OTC roaming. $40 house fee for 60 minutes and I was bound and determined to hold Cici's tip to $40 but she got really pissed with $40 so rather than argue I gave her the extra $20.

Cindy at Hui's, who was recommended to me, is no doubt better but I don't think there's anything more than a typical HE available by a well armored masseuse available there. I won't be back, looks like I'll be sticking with Anna at Z's for the time being, she is my ATF.[/QUOTE]I also had a lame experience at Hui. Was greeted by "Jessica", maybe 50's with an attractive face for her age but not much else going. I went for the 30 for 30 deal. I gave her 40 and she said she'd be back with change. By the time she returned, I was face down and waiting for my massage to start. She apparently didn't bring my 10 in change but went straight to the "massage" - basically just lightly running her fingers over me. After the flip was okay, nothing too memorable. As I got up to pay her, I asked for my 10, with the plan to give her 40. She said she didn't have any small bills. When I gave her 20 more. So 30 total. She complained and insisted on 20 more. I relented, wondering if she thought it was really worth screwing me over for an extra 10, and guaranteeing that I wouldn't return.

Any intel on this one: [URL]https://sandiego.rubratings.com/148899[/URL] are any extras offered?

Thanks for whatever you can share. Feel free to pm me.

Marco.

I think that this came up a couple of weeks ago. My understanding is that this is an ad from one or more older Chinese women working in what looks like a doctor's office in Del Mar. An HE is available but little more. I saw someone there several years ago (who used a different ad-"Single mother needs help") and it was disappointing, but I don't know who is working there now. If you Google aggressively, you can find a couple of reviews which range from poor to average.

[QUOTE=Marco19;4700204]Any intel on this one: [URL]https://sandiego.rubratings.com/148899[/URL] are any extras offered?

Thanks for whatever you can share. Feel free to pm me.

Marco.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeHall;4698840]Yep. She even said, "You ever injure any girl with that thing?" [/QUOTE]Of course she did.

[QUOTE=EricTheActor;4700642]Of course she did.[/QUOTE]Don't be jelly.

[QUOTE=DogRice;4696206]Nice report. Seems to have good time. "Tips" negotiation at AMP is always a turn off for me. Nicer to know up front like agencies and FS indy. Which ads listing you are referring to? Mind to post it for us?[/QUOTE]Where is Luke?

[QUOTE=Sailor1967;4700493]I think that this came up a couple of weeks ago. My understanding is that this is an ad from one or more older Chinese women working in what looks like a doctor's office in Del Mar. An HE is available but little more. I saw someone there several years ago (who used a different ad-"Single mother needs help") and it was disappointing, but I don't know who is working there now. If you Google aggressively, you can find a couple of reviews which range from poor to average.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, I really appreciate it. So not the cutish young girl giving the massage in the photo and not so great service. I'll spend my money somewhere else.

Anyone have any info on Relaxing Massage on midway drive?

Massage provider Lisa.

Lisa came in wearing tight yoga pants. She was skinny and had a goofy face not ugly just goofy looking. Massage was forgettable and too much oil was all over my body which was uncomfortable going back to work. She offered happy ending but I declined because she wasn't my type.

[QUOTE=JonnySpain;4699181]I also had a lame experience at Hui. Was greeted by "Jessica", maybe 50's with an attractive face for her age but not much else going. I went for the 30 for 30 deal. I gave her 40 and she said she'd be back with change. By the time she returned, I was face down and waiting for my massage to start. She apparently didn't bring my 10 in change but went straight to the "massage" - basically just lightly running her fingers over me. After the flip was okay, nothing too memorable. As I got up to pay her, I asked for my 10, with the plan to give her 40. She said she didn't have any small bills. When I gave her 20 more. So 30 total. She complained and insisted on 20 more. I relented, wondering if she thought it was really worth screwing me over for an extra 10, and guaranteeing that I wouldn't return.[/QUOTE]That's B. S. She could have asked a co-worker for some small bills to give you the change.

After reading a bunch of stellar reviews on this thread I decided to stop by Knot Knots for a massage and full service session. I originally wanted to see Cherry but she was already with another client so I got matched with a younger spinner that was about 27 and her name was Lulu or Coco, I forget. Anyways, right off the bat she comes in and has really bitchy vibes from the start.

When we get to the flip she tries to get me to pay $160 for full service. I got the vibe that she was trying to hustle me because I'm on the younger side (22) and she could sense that I was inexperienced with mongering. I only had $120 with me so I told her that's all I could offer and she said she could do only a BJ for $120. I declined and starting putting my clothes on before she started begrudgingly saying she would accept $120. She promptly delivered very mechanical CBJ before muttering under her breath and she lubed up and went to CG. As I started getting close watching her sweet ass bounce up and down and feeling her angrily hatefucking me I'm not going to lie. It turned me on. Before she started doing all this and I gave her the tip she angrily told me that she was going to give the manager the money and tell the manager how stupid I was because I was playing too many games with my negotiation and she was tired of my "stupid shit".

It was a shame it was such a horrible experience because she was a very hot spinner. Stay far away. I'm kinda embarrassed to stop by there again.

I went to two places recently. The first was diamond in La Mesa. Provider was okay looking. (She wasn't the legend.) I was able to talk her into going topless, but nothing more, and she was quite armored below. $40 for an hour plus $50 tip.

Next up was a place I've never been to before called Shanghai on Daggett near Convoy up on the second floor. Went there late at night and mamasan was the provider. She was an old chubby auntie, so Little Mikey wasn't about to wake up. Opted for just 1/2 hour and massage only. Think I'll try my luck with someone from rubratings next.

Has anyone seen Alice? Any intel is greatly appreciated. She is running a special today and was considering scheduling with her.

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