Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GripNSip;3952295]Dreamed I paid a visit to Smooth Water Spa today. Was a regular here when the place first opened. Mention it only because they gave me a stamp card where the 10th massage was free. Which I thought was funny since it was the only jack shack that did something like that. Well needless to say, I racked up 10 visits and figured I wanted to cash in my card for a free massage. Going there for so often I aimed to build some cred with the girls, try and develop a ATF but sad to say I was never able to achieve it. Every other visit was like hitting the reset button on the place. Just when you get used to the crew. Bam. Brand new ladies. Sometimes the change would be good. Younger, sexier providers; sometimes older, bustier, and more skilled. But today, my lucky 11th visit, I was greeted by two middle aged chubby Chinese providers who barely had a grasp of English. The lady stared at my card unable to process the fact that I earned a free massage. After some convincing, I was in. But truth be told, I should have just held onto the thing, walked out, and saved it for the next turnover. Massage sucked. Flip was okay, costed me. 8 but she did lift up her shirt and let me rub it up against her tits until I popped but I couldn't shake the overall feeling of disappointment for not being able to get one last session with my girl Emily. Don't know if I ever want to return, not a fan of having the rug constantly ripped out from under me.[/QUOTE]I used to go there as well. Similar experience. Haven't been back in a few months because of the inconsistency.

Appreciate the input this week gents. If you're ever in the Baltimore area let me know.

So I took the plunge to see what the fuss was about with Sarah at Barnie in Anandale. She is fairly attractive for a middle age Asian. Nice body and face and Cute. Her English is very good and she interrogated me about how I found out about the spa, etc. It seems like after the intitial wave of reviews here, she got slammed with calls and probably made her more suspicious of patrons. And she knows about the reviews online. Anyway I had a good vibe with her and we hit it off ok.

Massage was ok but I was enjoying the back and forth banter with her more. Above noVa standard but it's not something I would go out of my way for and delete my savings account. I could spend a little extra and go to MD and get FS for a little more and pound the girls there like a porn star. Sarah does the soft touch a little too slow and could use more playing rather than the slowwwww long strokes.

Had a rare opportunity to drive today and went to check out the place in the University building. Called ahead and spoke to Sandra. I told her I'd be there in 5 minutes and she said she'd see me then. When I got there minutes later, the door was locked, no one came when I knocked and no one. Picked up the number I had just called. I hung around for 20 minutes and nothing. Very disappointing.

[QUOTE=RidgeRacer;3956074]Had a rare opportunity to drive today and went to check out the place in the University building. Called ahead and spoke to Sandra. I told her I'd be there in 5 minutes and she said she'd see me then. When I got there minutes later, the door was locked, no one came when I knocked and no one. Picked up the number I had just called. I hung around for 20 minutes and nothing. Very disappointing.[/QUOTE]These 2 places are generating a lot of buzz on the forums so it's probably no surprise mongers are swarming these establishments like a mall on Black Friday. When the hype dies down I'm sure so will the disappointment. I’d like to expedite this by adding another quality source but I’m afraid my search is ongoing at this point.

This place use to be Palm Therapy, and Elite before that. Its on Franconia. I have had excellent service here, with really good deep tissue massages (seriously good). I am more a massage fan, and the therapists here almost always do a great job. If you like great therapeutic massage, plus NOVA plus a little, I recommend it.

Stopped by to see if Jeeny stil works on weekends at Angels as I recal a post or too here saying runors she was no longer there.

Lady who answered confirmed she nolonger works there.

Would love any intel if anyone lnows we she might be working now.

Tha ks.

-rub.

Hey all. So I found this website about 3 weeks ago and I've been following along. I just got into AMPs (bear with me, I don't understand all the lingo yet) in June. I have been to a few places and I don't have a ton of information because I don't know what to ask when I started but I will share what I have learned.

First visit: "River Spa" (according to a site) but it's name has changed. Centreville, VA.

- I did a 30 min massage and nothing on the flip.

- there is a camera on you when you go in the first doors.

- Older woman, not overly attractive. Told me to come back.

- parking is rather private as it's at the back of a complex area.

Second visit: same place.

- did 60 min this time. Got a table shower for the first time. From what I've seem this table shower was pretty meh compared to others.

- same woman, didn't really do it for me.

- basically sprinted me out the door.

- rather uncomfortable table.

- good technic.

- 80 for massage, complained about 50 tip (idk what you guys mean when you use like decimals so these are full amounts), so I gave her an extra 15.

Third visit: Cosmos Centreville VA.

- no camera that I could see.

- more of a busy parking area.

- got a younger girl (upper 30's, early 40's).

- got a table shower, much nicer than the other place.

- pretty darn good massage.

- my first time getting teasing which was still the best I've received.

- flip was wonderful, first time I was brave enough to ask to lose the top and she obliged.

- walking me out slowly afterwards was nice.

- 80 massage, very graciously accepted 50 dollar tip.

4th visit: cosmos.

- tried again, didn't call ahead and they were busy. Same lady I had before answered the door.

4th visit try again: Miko's Spa (Chantilly).

- parking here is in front of the complex and so not very private.

- very busy it seems.

- 80 dollars.

- got an older Chinese woman, heavy makeup. I caught her name but it's been a month or so and I don't remember it.

- she was receptive to my talking, friendly.

- massage was okay, no table shower available, she left the hot towels on a long time to the point they got cold.

- teasing not as good as Cosmos.

- she offered prices before starting on the flip. I said 100 option which was her getting naked. First time doing that. Not a great body. Definitely older than she initially looked.

- she went for a kiss, which I'm not about.

5th visit- Far East therapy (Chantilly).

- back of a business area. Tons of parking.

- definitely got the mamasan.

- she gave an amazing massage, better than I've gotten at non HE places.

- very clean table shower, very clean set up.

- I asked for her to lose the top and we agreed on 70.

- she mounted the table and nibbled all over, first time they haven't just placed my hand on breast.

- wonderful technique. Truly a great job.

- did an extra bit of massage afterwards cause she noticed I was tight in my neck. Like I said, amazing massage.

- gave her 80 instead of the 70 agreed upon.

- would recommend this place.

6th visit. K & j wellness Reston VA.

- hard to find, kinda private, second floor, had a little waiting room.

- there was a literal piece of shit on the floor by the bathrooms before entering the k & j.

- I was greeted by a tall young girl in scrubs who took me back and I was very intrigued.

- she asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. Then passed me off to an old woman. I was disappointed.

- table shower was crazy dark, as was the room.

- woman who gave massage was Lilly (yay I finally got and remembered a name). Said she had been there for like 10 days.

- really nice rooms.

- table shower was very thorough, best I've received.

- massage wasn't great, she did use a little bit of half ass walking on my back.

- teasing was next to nothing.

- I asked her to lose the top and she said she was shy so I was like ok I guess not, but then she did lose the top and kept her back to me as she gave the HE. Did not like her technique.

- 80 bucks and 60 buck tip.

- as we were leaving she said "come back and we get you with better looking girl" I was like oh alright that young girl in scrubs, but then she took me to employee only room and waved at another older, slightly more attractive woman and said "her next time" so I probably won't go back. Unless someone knows if you eventually get the young taller girl.

I think my next visit will be to Reston wellness.

Hopefully this was a decent opening post. Again, sorry I don't know all your lingo or how to say the payments etc. Hopefully I didn't break any rules or anything.

Anyone else have similar experiences at these places?

- cosmos. Good.

- "river spa" - bad.

- mikos. Bad, overly expensive.

- Far East therapy. Good, especially the massage itself.

- k&j. Not good.

I stopped by HB on Lee there were workman there and I asked if they knew when it would re-open. They said they were told on Tuesday. I asked if the same people would be working there and was told he thought so.

If I see it open I will post. But live out of town and am only in NOVA periodically.

[QUOTE=GripNSip;3951161]Happens much more commonly than one might think. I actually went to get a massage at a place a few months ago one evening at a time I thought the place would be open since it was within posted hours. Place was locked, called a few times, no answer. Gave up and went home. Got a text the next morning from MMS who apologized and said she closed up early last night to go to the casino. Said she was open this morning and asked me to come down for an appt. I did and actually made that the conversational topic while getting the massage. She told me every provider there has a gambling problem, they usually go about once week Sunday nights after close and spend hours and hours at the MGM doing slots and what not. She told me that day she lost $700 which for her was a few days worth of tips on a good day, sometimes they win big but sometimes they lose bigger. She told me another provider there actually lost $10,000 last night. LOL could you imagine that's probably months and months of tip money evaporated. So you can imagine this viscous cycle of providing these extras then blowing your earnings away at the casino. Rinse and repeat.[/QUOTE]Article explains some cultural and social issues pertaining to AMP girls and, IMHO, provides another strong argument for avoiding a serious relationship with one.

[URL]https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/minority-report/201407/asian-gambling-addiction[/URL]

Thanks for the 'hard' earned info.

It's important though to follow through with the attendants name.

Makes it much easier to find the winners and avoid the losers.

[QUOTE=OlderNotWiser;3957352]Thanks for the 'hard' earned info.

It's important though to follow through with the attendants name.

Makes it much easier to find the winners and avoid the losers.[/QUOTE]Right. Like I said I am new to this. The most recent visit was the only one that I have done since I found this site. Hence I got her name. Hopefully I'll remember and catch more names in future though.

[QUOTE=MrWilson898;3956979]Unless someone knows if you eventually get the young taller girl.- k&j. Not good.[/QUOTE]Sorry your experience at K&J wasn't what you expected, I've been to about eight of the local clubs and found my one experience there at the very top of the list. My therapist was Joanne. As for wanting younger, wait until you are my age, Late 60's and they all look young. From experience IMHO it has more to do with the attitude and technique of the specific provider than the facility. I've had both good and bad experiences at the same location so who you get is probably the most important detail in whether you leave satisfied.

[QUOTE=RubMeLongTime;3956399]Stopped by to see if Jeeny stil works on weekends at Angels as I recal a post or too here saying runors she was no longer there.

Lady who answered confirmed she nolonger works there.

Would love any intel if anyone lnows we she might be working now.

Tha ks.

-rub.[/QUOTE]She told me once she did nails on the weekday and work at angel on weekend only. She probably work full time now at nail salon now. I'm don't what nail salon but somewhere in NOVA.

Welcome and great first post! You're going about it the right way. Try a few places and feel them out, become a repeat customer and get to know the line up. As long as the place is in good shape (not rundown, broken heat, musty rooms) establishing yourself as a regular customer leads to better service.

[QUOTE=MrWilson898;3956979]Hey all. So I found this website about 3 weeks ago and I've been following along. I just got into AMPs (bear with me, I don't understand all the lingo yet) in June. I have been to a few places and I don't have a ton of information because I don't know what to ask when I started but I will share what.......

- cosmos. Good.

- "river spa" - bad.

- mikos. Bad, overly expensive.

- Far East therapy. Good, especially the massage itself.

- k&j. Not good.[/QUOTE]