Massage Parlor Reports

Saw Tina. Late 30's. Lame massage, on the flip she wanted $80.0 for HJ with top up pantries down and touching. She wouldn't budge on price. Said no thanks and was too pissed off to go anywhere else so just went home.

Wanted to try a younger hottie vs the milfs in south oc. PPS was white in 30's and had an accent. Asked for thin Asian. Had Layla about a 7-8. I was sitting on edge of table the music was barely covering up the moans of the girl in the room next door. She walked in and hugged me and asked if I'd been there before. Lied and said yes and gave a name from old reviews here. No massage, straight to negotiations. She wanted $160 for everything I countered $120 and we agreed on $140 "for boom boom but no head". Wanted money up front then went for cover.

Cg then mish I was getting close so I used my Jedi mind tricks to last longer but went too strong and got soft. Tried to get her to keep condom on and get me hard then finish again FS but I think she just wanted me done and pretended not to understand and took condom off and gave a rough HJ to finish all over myself. She gave me a couple paper towels I asked for a shower she got me a towel and showed me the shower and I never saw her again.

During the deed she was OK moving and moaning not a dead fish but overall service was subpar as discussed on the milfs thread.

Hello,

Long time lurker, first time poster here.

So I started this hobby a few months back and stopped by see and see to pop my mongering cherry.

I walked in there and the mamasan asked if I have been there before, I said yes and dropped a provider's name that I now forgot. Mamasan then said no one with that name ever worked there and she hasn't seen me there before and was promptly refused service. I must've gotten confused on which provider's worked where. Lesson learned.

Disappointed but not resigned, I found my way to a popular LMP in Garden Grove.

And here I was welcomed by a lady named Lo* she asked me if I had been there before slightly after I paid the house fee of a standard. 5.

I said "No, a friend recommended this place to me so I can relax. ".

She led me to the room and told me that I won't be disappointed as she scampered away to get her kit.

Lo* is on the curvy side with a huge back tattoo.

Now as much as I am into curves, this is too much for my liking.

But, I suppose I have to start somewhere in this hobby and I'm already sitting naked in a dimly lit room that is a couple of degrees below my preferred room temperature.

She came back as I lay on my stomach with a small hand towel to cover my behind for some form of decency. She promptly removed that towel as she applied the oil on my back and gave me a light massage.

On the flip she whispered, "Did your friend, tell you everything about this place?

I said yes, and I want everything.

She took off her dress, revealing natural see's and proceeded to give me a very sensual CBJ.

Now, since this was my first time doing this and I can't really enjoy the moment. So, I began to be an "observer during my own intercourse" as I would call it and just watched her basically do things to me.

She rode me like her rent was due tomorrow which made my back sore a day later and I could never figure out why she was obsessed with my nipples.

There were a few rules with Ms. Lo* though, no DATY or FIV and all was a bit rushed.

All in all it was a good experience.

Cost: . 5 to the house and $ tip.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy65;2362718]So, it's getting more intense each visit.[/QUOTE]Enjoying hearing how this unfolds.

I didn't notice if this has been asked yet, but, what kind of tips are you giving her? Are you particularly well dressed or drive a nice car? Just wondering if you're being played. Not that it matters if you're enjoying it!

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;2358949]I thought I saw 125 total on here somewhere. Post 11213?[/QUOTE]I went yesterday as I wanted to experience Nuru again. Did the lineup thing and I picked a cute, light skinned, thin black girl (I can't remember her name, started with an A though). She was very cool, did ok massage, but then said she had to remove her clothes for the b2 be slide part. Awesome! Super nice bod, had me rub oil on her front and back and then slid all over me. I would have preferred more teasing of the boys though. Flipped over, more of the same, then a HJ. You're allowed to play with her but only on the outside. I'd repeat just because the girls seem to be very friendly. But if you're looking for a real Nuru experience, this is NOT the place.

[QUOTE=McCooker;2364517]Work took me to Westminster once again, and I found myself in town with not much to do, so decided to do a little poking around. Window shopping if you will. There's a real cutie at Violet Spa on Brookhurst named Miu. 20's to early 30's, if that. No idea if she's just the secretary / eye candy to get guys in, or if she's also a masseuse, but if you want to check out the spot, she's who I'd recommend. H2 o, also on Brookhurst, had a masseuse I assume, not nearly as easy on the eyes but very friendly. Looked to be late 30's to early 40's, Jenny. Hopefully will have more to report on, but if someone knows anything about either of these two places, or hits them up before I do again, please report![/QUOTE]For H2 O, I remember reading some news reports that they were one of a dozen places fined for building code violations in a crackdown for AMPs a few years back. Anyways, I've been with Jenny before and thought she looked better than most older asians around the area. She asked that I keep quiet about her, but it seems H2 O is getting more popular so I'll share my experience with the place. A few of you should have gotten PMs from me about this place as well.

Jenny MAY be YMMV for new people. My advice is to nice and respectful because she used to tell me how she turned away people being aggressive or rude to her righ toff the bat. She is HJ only. No FS or anything more, even though I've gotten pretty friendly with her, I still don't get anything more than a HJ and kisses to the lips (which I hate but I'm too scared to tell her). Her massages are a bit nice and she'll actually walk on your back for massage if you let her. Place seems clean and I return every so often.

[QUOTE=CantStop;2364829]Saw Tina. Late 30's. Lame massage, on the flip she wanted $80.0 for HJ with top up pantries down and touching. She wouldn't budge on price. Said no thanks and was too pissed off to go anywhere else so just went home.[/QUOTE]What's the deal with all the jacked up high prices I'm reading about on here lately?

[QUOTE=TravelGuy65;2362718]So, it's getting more intense each visit. More and more kissing. Plus her telling me her true age mid 40's like me. Showing me pics of her kids, telling me part of her life story. She really seems like she is into me. And I normally don't even care about being in lust with a provider. I'm usually in it just for the fun. I don't know why I'm falling a bit for her or if she is too. But it's hard to beleive when I read past reviews of her where the guys are talking about doing DATY and such. No review was for F's or BJ, just DATY and HJ and no of them involve her kissing them. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE]Stay away, fix your marriage unless you've made up your mind about that. Keep in mind that is all fantasy, no girl is perfect as you're finding out with wifey However, a masseuse may come with a huge baggage you don't even know about until all is done, besides her kids there may be family wanting to move to the US etc etc. Step lightly, enjoy and keep in mind you're in fantasy land not in real world.

CG.

[QUOTE=BigGordie;2365394]For H2 O, I remember reading some news reports that they were one of a dozen places fined for building code violations in a crackdown for AMPs a few years back. Anyways, I've been with Jenny before and thought she looked better than most older asians around the area. She asked that I keep quiet about her, but it seems H2 O is getting more popular so I'll share my experience with the place. A few of you should have gotten PMs from me about this place as well.

Jenny MAY be YMMV for new people. My advice is to nice and respectful because she used to tell me how she turned away people being aggressive or rude to her righ toff the bat. She is HJ only. No FS or anything more, even though I've gotten pretty friendly with her, I still don't get anything more than a HJ and kisses to the lips (which I hate but I'm too scared to tell her). Her massages are a bit nice and she'll actually walk on your back for massage if you let her. Place seems clean and I return every so often.[/QUOTE]Hey man, appreciate the heads up and background info. Good luck and safe hobbying with you!

[QUOTE=TravelGuy65;2363965]Great advise. She said at least one kid is 25. She said her husband died 15 years ago and moved 7 years ago. When she asked about my bad marriage and told me about her husband I laughed and suggested she not marry again. And she said, if I (me) married I should marry her and she would take care of me.[/QUOTE]Not for me to judge, but for my part, I've never met an MP girl, legit or not, who wasn't at least a little cuckoo upstairs, and often more than just a little, and you don't find out about it until much later.

I don't know, some girls off of lake forest think they have the golden palm when its just rosey. I'd go up to $60 if naked boob and pussy play is involved, but no way I'd go up to $80 when there's other girls, sometimes in the same shop that'll do CBJ for $100 and CFS for $120-$140. Kinda chubby milfs but the job gets done.

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;2365515]What's the deal with all the jacked up high prices I'm reading about on here lately?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Assaholic;2365679]Not for me to judge, but for my part, I've never met an MP girl, legit or not, who wasn't at least a little cuckoo upstairs, and often more than just a little, and you don't find out about it until much later.[/QUOTE]In Asia, they say, when referring to go-go bar girls, and I quote, "You can take a girl out of a bar, BUT, you can't take the bar out of a girl. ".

Food for thought.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[QUOTE=Pacom555;2365071]Enjoying hearing how this unfolds.

I didn't notice if this has been asked yet, but, what kind of tips are you giving her? Are you particularly well dressed or drive a nice car? Just wondering if you're being played. Not that it matters if you're enjoying it![/QUOTE]I usually wear shorts and a t shirt. Sometimes khakis and a polo. And I drive a normal car, nothing fancy. As far as tips go, usually if I'm there an hour And depending on how intense it gets, . 80. - 1. 0.

On Lake Forest across from Best Buy, upstairs. Got in for 50 $ still, was drunk from early drinking at the old Black Angus which is now a off track betting, bar and restaurant. Wanted Mary but she was busy. I was feeling good so it didn't really matter and that older lady with short hair and loud voice said hi baby. She was wearing a short dress so why the F not. Figured its going to be dark, none of my friend are going to know and usually older ones have the skills. Well she gave a crazy good massage. I mean it was good and of course I rubbed her when I could so she was totally into messing with me. When she pored oil all over my ass I knew I got the right old lady. Damn she could tease good and she was in no hurry. Nice long tease with her hands and fingers going everywhere. Once I flipped (never any towel the entire time), she teased more and more still no hurry. I pulled her dress up and she had on a lace thong. Her ass was sweet, she then did a super slow sensual HJ with the other hand going all over while I played with her ass. Her legs were tight but then opened up to let me in. She was very nice the whole time. Simple tip of 40 was no problem. So theres a good younger and a good older there. Think its one of the better places in south county for now. Would not finding a super young one that just does HJ. Sometimes just in the mood for 18-20 girl that does regular massage with a simple HJ.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy65;2366131]I usually wear shorts and a t shirt. Sometimes khakis and a polo. And I drive a normal car, nothing fancy. As far as tips go, usually if I'm there an hour And depending on how intense it gets, . 80. - 1. 0.[/QUOTE]Solve your issues with your wife and make a decision one way or the other. You will be in two emotionally conflicting relationships at once. If you stay with your wife, then keep the relationship in the AMP only. If you split, make a break and start proceedings; then you will be emotionally ready to try.

On your first date out of the AMP, take her to LUNCH and a movie, have her pick a place she likes and feels comfortable. Be casual.

These girls usually have issues you can't imagine, and will cling to you and possible drain your resources at the same time.

If hell has no fury etc, wait till you break up with an AMP girl. A friend of mine tried it, he was twice divorced and thought he would try a new type of relationship. He had good intentions, but after three months it was to much drama, and not fun. She came to his place of business to create a scene, and get back at him. Fortunately the other guys could not care less, and the lady office manager provider massage on the side. So after she made a big scene which cracked eveyrone up, one of the other guys threw a hundred on the table, drooped his shorts in front of everyone and said the hundered was hers for a bj ( and the lady mgr was there also). She screamed at everyone, and the office mgr said either suck his cock or leave. To piss the now ex boyfriend off, she licked it a few times and walked out, saying I don't need your money.

After that, she must have relocated as she was not back at the amp ( I wnet in to check for him) and the ladies said they never heard of her ( but they were laughing at the same time).

About ten years ago, and don't ask, the office mgr moved back east, but gave a very nice massage and finish.