Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ck813]Have you noticed these hot girls giving massages but ho HE? Maybe they caught on that by being hot and giving massages they can make easy and fast money.

Darla, Karin, Elexi's Daughter, and so on. Are they Licensed? [/QUOTE] Hey I work very hard outside and when I need a good massage I'll see Darla. The things she dose with the streaching, the back walking ect. Bla bla bla are unbliveable! I have never had a Licensed MT do a better job! Nor have I had an AMP girl ever do as good of a job! If your back is killing you your neck is in knots and your legs are like high tenison wires go see unlicensed Darla at Thai Hawaiian in the CC 38fl. I think? And no she dosn't know me on this post and I got no freebi for this post, although I should! Aloha Darla your hands and feet are out of this WORLD. Nice rack too! In fact the next time I'm in I going to grab them?

[QUOTE=G3504]So she's still working up till the new year? Then she'll leave? Or is she about to leave and won't return till after the new year?

Just clarifying.

Thanks!

G35[/QUOTE]

She won't be back til after new years.

[QUOTE=Anonymonger808]Hi guys,

After a long Hiatus, I returned to mongering today. Santa Claus said I was good this year so my Christmas present was to be Naughty.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same way! After some last min. Shopping at sports att. My car was parked all the way out be a ward ave. Stall and from my car I could almost smellllll da be lot across the street! Dam those stairs. Wide open for everyone to see! Hey maybe that was you I saw outside GQ? I asked some guy If he tryed the local girl bonnie and he say no. Anyone romped with bonnie? Has a nice face, I sat on the couch and tryed to talk, she kept wanting to get mamasan, she got up and went to get mamasan and she had nothing on her bottom! Her but was a bit fat but I like that. I think they see us coming in the camras and set a girl as bait. When I passed be Pink there was a k-unit standing so I got a side veiw and she was topless, had big tits! But I went for the sure thing at RM. Mamasan at the door gave me the 3rd. Degree she wasn't there last about 2 or3 weeks ago. So I ask for ruby and she say no ruby works here. WTF It's only been 2 weeks so I decribe her and she sends her in. Well this time her name is jenny, anyway I was clean no need for shower and we got busy. This chick is a true spinner maybe 5' tall and 100lb. Max and full of engry she jumps on and it's all go! 1st c69 with fiv nice nani to mish to sissor to doggie to standing mish well I turned every way I could think of till I hear a bell and she say thats time WTF I stop to look at my watch 40 min. Now I'm no cup noodle get it wet and 3min. Pau, more like the everyready bunny can beat the drum for a long time. So after checking the time I climb back on mish mamasan knocking on the door I say cum in, she's flat but what hell the more the better she seemed up tight and could use a good pounding but she declined. And It's ready set GO with ruby or jenny I slam the ball rounding the bases pull out uncover and cover her 34 b's ruby or jenny Spinner late 30's loves what she dose L7-8 A9 S9 house. 5 jenny1. 5 =$$ oh on the way in mamasan name was lee on the way out it was kim you don't think there trying to confuse the fourm do you? And whats up with 45min s**t we need to start a list and I'm looking for some feed back on the local chick in GQ bonnie? Aloha 45min. List 1= Golden Queen 2=Rose Marri

So since I didn't want to drive too far, I decided to check out this Michelle, the "non Carol Kai look alike". So she wasn't by the liliha bakery, or at least I tought she'd be in the same building, she lives a couple of blocks off of school street, in a house, and one has to go all the way in the back to find her. So I get in the room, and no massage table, only a matress on the floor. The lady is Vietnamense, not a looker, but she does seem to have a nice personality. So I undress, and get on the mattress buck naked. She started using some baby oil lotion, apparently that was all she had, and 5 minutes into the massage, she tells me that it's a relaxation place. So I'm like "uhh what? Relaxation? Massage?! Yes?! " So she explains that. 5 goes to the house, and. 5 goes to her, and since I was prepared for this, and had only gone with. 2 in my pocket, I told her that's all I had. So she said " oh no, it's usually. 5', and I'm like "ahhh, I wish I knew, I only have. 2", she she said that this time she would do it, so I said "cool!".

She started by handling the nuts with the oil, it felt nice, but after a while oily nuts are not so comfortable. From there she went right into hanndling junior, but as opposed to a previous report, she was actually jack hammering mine, so I said " whoa lady. Easy on the beast, please on hand on the nuts, and the other softly touch, just make believe that you're petting a lion" so after what seemed like an eternety of jack hammering, and me fantasizing about the victoria secrets models, it seemed as if Jr wasn; t happy, so I was really focusing on just busting that nut. As she was doing it, Jr decided to give up, and all of a sudden I saw that extra. 2 just vanish in thin air. I started panicking, so I said " Junior! Junior? NO!" I frantically started smacking Junior with wide open back hands, but I was feeling the life within Jr just slip away, I tried reviving him by shacking him side to side, caressing him, talking him about the good old times, but nothing. Jr was dead! As I let go of Jr with both of my hands, it just dropped lifelessly to the floor, making a dead rumble noise, as if an elephant had just dropped. Looked at the floor, and there was a indentation on the floor, with the silhouette of Jr. I was devastated, fearful. I felt lost! As I was sobbing within my sorrows, I felt a little pulse. I opened my eyes, still sobbing, looked down at Jr. And I noticed that he's trying to open his eye! So I jumped up, grabbed Jr with both hands, tried to pull him off the floor, which was no easy task, and started shacking him and yelling" Junior! Junior! Wake up buddy! Wake up!, Come on, You can do it! " And low and behold, the fella jumped up, like a little dog who hasn't seen his owner in months! I was basking in joy, I was exhilarated! So I look at Jr straight in the eye and said " Come on buddy! Let's do dis! Let's show her that we mean business! And as I looked up, I noticed that Michelle was not in the room, so Jr and I looked at each others kinda confused, so I called her name. She came into the room, and I said that I was ready. And. Ok, wait. Up to now I might have exaggerated it a bit, but the moral of the story is,. 7, with slight penetration, after I convinced her that was the only way Jr would cross the finish line, wearing a hat of course. I guess for the price I can't complain, but I would not repeat. Unfortunatly I need to have major eye candy, or the little man gets like a little kid who doesn't want to eat his broccolis.

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1522512301.html[/url]

She was so nice on the phone so out of curiosity I made an appointment with her, but when I got there her mom said she was busy with the previous guy and "I take kea u".

Reeking of kim chee, the mom (who advertises as "...Sexy Lady; ...Beautiful Lady", etc.) looked like she needed a bath and change of clothes and makeup. I wasn't about to hire her and remarked that I was responding to Kayla's ad. Did not partake and left.

Place was somewhat filthy and in disarray (particularly the bedroom). Not discreet, and the entrance is in plain view of the neighbors, who I was concerned someday might get wary of strange men coming and going and make a report.

I might have given her a second chance if she offered to reschedule and sweetened the deal during the session or at least let me know she was busy so I don't go over there for nothing. I guess the mom doesn't get much business. As it stands, will not repeat.

[QUOTE=Kekehawaii][QUOTE=Ck813]Mimi/Momo

Mimi does BBFS? everytime I go she asks for a cover. How long did it take you to get BBFS? Wonder if she will get pissed if i "accidently" came inside, not that i would, but always a chance.[/QUOTE]I got BBFS the very first time I went in, I haven't been back there, but since it looks like they got a few new girls in, I guess it's time to revisit.

[QUOTE=H Mobius][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1517712581.html[/url][/QUOTE]In the picture, which one is Apple, Bebe, Mimi, Sisi, Koko, Lily, etc.?

[QUOTE=H Mobius][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1517712581.html[/url][/QUOTE]I'm gonna stop by later tonight to check it out.

[QUOTE=Hotrod82][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1521737659.html[/url]

The number is the same as Apple Massage. Have been there a couple of times but do not recognize any of the girls. Have only seen Mimi 3 times and saw Jun fixing my room for me right after one of her appointments.
Who is the one on the right?? She is gorgeous.[/QUOTE]

I notice very few people mention Apple, who is a cutie. Is she going by another name? I only know her as Apple. Beats anyone in the picture. Did not get a great look at CoCo, but what I saw looked good.

AT2

[QUOTE=Jimmiedean]She won't be back til after new years.[/QUOTE]To be exact, Million told me she would be back to VIP on January 6, 2010.

She appears to have a good head on her shoulders (and I don't mean only her beauty). I will probably go back to VIP on January 6 to find out if she is a flake or she really means what she says (which is important to me).

....and the rest of the story is smoke and mirrors horsesh-t. Sisi is basically the owner/boss...at least it feels that way....but the sign on the door is Apple Massage. I have no idea why Apple goes by Momo in other circles. The pics are all BS. I've tried twice to ask for one of the pictured, describing the clothing and all, "no problem" and it's another Chinese lady.

That said, the price/value of the place is excellent. Not the cleanest place in the world though.

[QUOTE=Jdizzy]Does she look like any models or P.stars? So she's at VIP for good or back and forth?[/QUOTE]

She looks amazingly like the L B F M's you see in the Phillipines.

Kayla - She's been reviewed before; she's not worth it as the massage is crappy (weak pressure and more a sensual type swedish, but not "sensual"), and the HE has a 10 minute time limit. If you don't finish in her 10 minutes, you gotta do it yourself.
The oil is really sticky and she doesn't offer a shower or a wipe down after; if you gotta go home to the other half, you gonna be in trouble. Tried her 3x, 2x in Waipahu and 1x in Liliha and both were not worth the $.
She is pretty though and that's the lure.

Aloha!
CD35


[QUOTE=H Mobius][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/thp/1522512301.html[/url]

She was so nice on the phone so out of curiosity I made an appointment with her, but when I got there her mom said she was busy with the previous guy and "I take kea u".

Reeking of kim chee, the mom (who advertises as "...Sexy Lady; ...Beautiful Lady", etc.) looked like she needed a bath and change of clothes and makeup. I wasn't about to hire her and remarked that I was responding to Kayla's ad. Did not partake and left.

Place was somewhat filthy and in disarray (particularly the bedroom). Not discreet, and the entrance is in plain view of the neighbors, who I was concerned someday might get wary of strange men coming and going and make a report.

I might have given her a second chance if she offered to reschedule and sweetened the deal during the session or at least let me know she was busy so I don't go over there for nothing. I guess the mom doesn't get much business. As it stands, will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ck813]Have you noticed these hot girls giving massages but ho HE? Maybe they caught on that by being hot and giving massages they can make easy and fast money.

Darla, Karin, Elexi's Daughter, and so on. Are they Licensed?[/QUOTE]

Comp Dude (posting #4142) says Elexi's daughter (Kayla) now gives the HE. I don't think anyone cares if they're licensed.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]She looks amazingly like the L B F M's you see in the Phillipines.[/QUOTE]Deng,

I'm into like perfect chunky, like London keyes type of body.

Any recommendations?