Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Richrich;1963211]To me you just spew a continuous flow of horseshit. Though it might be entertaining, it lacks any value from a mongering perspective. To elaborate: You drive a rental car to what seems to be a visit a day to just about every body rub chick / lmt that exists in orlando. And you know all their life stories, prior names, prior locations, cars they drive, guys they date, reasons they moved / came back to town, etc. And you are dropping major 'coinage' all over town to get the extra service only a monger who exhibits the lessons learned you write of below. And somehow we have all found ourselves so fortunate you joined our forum. I call bullshit to you and your multiple handles, which by the way you use oh so obviously to respond to your own posts in an attempt to validate your existence. I'm amazed that some actually fall for this. Seems like fantasyland bullshit to me.

And BTW, I've seen a few of the girls you claim for your extra coinage you get to do "x", "y" and "z" to them. And again I call bullshit. I've seen them multiple times and never was I ever given the chance to drop a this extra coinage that in turn allowed me to get full service / drop my load all over their bodies as you claim nor was I given the impression said menu existed. But maybe I just never prayed to the bible you authored / blessed us with in the below post.[/QUOTE]With the number of reviews Jag provides, there's plenty of room to take issue with some. He gave me a UTR contact and the info was dead on. Just one opinion but I appreciate the reviews even if I need a snow-shovel to get through them all.

Dreamed about Zen massage in Winter Garden the other day. Heard they had a new masseuse so I thought I would give it a try.

Total waste of time. New lady by the name of Grace, negotiated nude massage with HE. She offered more, but I didn't have my Jaguar bankroll with me so I settled for the standard offering. Her idea of nude didn't match my idea of nude. If clothing is still on the body in anyway, you ain't nude. A lot of no touch zones due to her being ticklish, so she claimed. Couldn't touch the nips because she just doesn't like that.

Asked her to use as little oil as possible. 2 days later I'm still trying to get that crap off of me. Thank god for pressure washers.

As for the actual massage. It also sucked.

Put on my button-down shirt and khakis, got into my rental car and drove off into the sunset.

Total damage. 130 jag coins.

[QUOTE=Richrich;1963211]To me you just spew a continuous flow of horseshit. Though it might be entertaining, it lacks any value from a mongering perspective. To elaborate: You drive a rental car to what seems to be a visit a day to just about every body rub chick / lmt that exists in orlando. And you know all their life stories, prior names, prior locations, cars they drive, guys they date, reasons they moved / came back to town, etc. And you are dropping major 'coinage' all over town to get the extra service only a monger who exhibits the lessons learned you write of below. And somehow we have all found ourselves so fortunate you joined our forum. I call bullshit to you and your multiple handles, which by the way you use oh so obviously to respond to your own posts in an attempt to validate your existence. I'm amazed that some actually fall for this. Seems like fantasyland bullshit to me.

And BTW, I've seen a few of the girls you claim for your extra coinage you get to do "x", "y" and "z" to them. And again I call bullshit. I've seen them multiple times and never was I ever given the chance to drop a this extra coinage that in turn allowed me to get full service / drop my load all over their bodies as you claim nor was I given the impression said menu existed. But maybe I just never prayed to the bible you authored / blessed us with in the below post.[/QUOTE]You either are ugly, smelly, fat, hairy, poor or just don't know how to run game. I have been hobbying orlando since 2003 and can vouch for just about everyone of his posts. And yes, you can get way further than you think with a lot of the girls. They don't behave the same with everyone. There are a select few they are comfortable with and once they know you and know you will be generous the sky is the limit. Shit I have had girls give me their cell phone number before for private action at my place and that is NO HORSESHIT. Don't be bitter if you can't play the game and win. Hate the game, not the players.

[QUOTE=Wildbill2;1963612]You either are ugly, smelly, fat, hairy, poor or just don't know how to run game. I have been hobbying orlando since 2003 and can vouch for just about everyone of his posts. And yes, you can get way further than you think with a lot of the girls. They don't behave the same with everyone. There are a select few they are comfortable with and once they know you and know you will be generous the sky is the limit. Shit I have had girls give me their cell phone number before for private action at my place and that is NO HORSESHIT. Don't be bitter if you can't play the game and win. Hate the game, not the players.[/QUOTE]Amen to that... I have also found myself in situations where a limit was unheard of and a cell number was provided. It's all on how you present yourself and continue to present yourself.

New to the site, but I travel a lot. This place has helped me a great deal.

I've had some dreams in Orlando.

[URL]http://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-asian-massage-and-spa-orlando-fl-15035[/URL]

Asian Massage and Spa. Opted for the deal in their CL ad, $80 hour with table shower. Two mamasans working, one looked younger but both were over 40. Younger looking one took me back and I decided to start with the table shower as I didn't have a chance to freshen up beforehand. She did a good job, paying close attention (but not too much) to specific areas, indicating more was on the table. Went to the massage, which was a pretty good legit rub. On flip, soft touch entire body with some grazing. I used my hips and moans to play the 'your getting warmer / colder' game and it worked. She removed the towel and started to lightly work the area and then said, 'oil? Yes please. Worked it like a champ and upon completion, finished the rest of the hour with more massage. .8 to the door, .2 for a tip. Definitely worth a repeat.

Natural Therapies.

Stumbled upon this place a long time ago, not sure if things have changed. Mamasan looked decent, but hardly spoke english. Hot little chick in the other room translated. Immediately when I walked in, she started asking if I had cash and called me 'baby'. Went to the room and she proceeded to tell me how cute I was and started with a terrible massage. I roamed freely and she opened her top to reveal some saggy hangers. She lifted her skirt and offered me a touch, but I wasn't interested. She was getting less attractive the more I saw. She worked it ok and on finish she started trying to get me to give her 1.5 for the show and HE. BS. She was persistant and I finally caved, giving her .6. So .4 for the door, .6 for tip. No way I will repeat.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;1963496]Do not read JaguarXF's posts while eating.[/QUOTE]Thanks, now I have to clean my screen!! Happy Holidays Ladies and Gents.

[QUOTE=NinerMan8;1963564]Does anyone have any info on Tanya in Waterford Lakes?[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/search.php?search_type=1&contenttype=vBForum_Post[/URL]

I must say I was not impressed with my dream. First they look nothing like the pics and the place did not smell nice (if you know what I mean).

I walked out wanting to see another friend but I ran out of time. I would not recommend to anyone.

Happy Hunting ya'll.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-be-your-sexy-secret-4030-24/9694924[/URL]

I agree I been in the AMP scene of orlando since 2003 my self and I got so lucky with some girls and nothing from other girls that I heard offer a menu depends on how the girl see you like JAG said first impression is always the best. Then again I been to AMPs where I'm in flip flops a jersey and shorts and still get top A service...There times I get FS or BBBJ from a lady more then once and then suddenly she tries to act all legit after the 10th time. I even taken one or two out for dinner back in 06-08 ...The main thing is be CLEAN and RESPECTFUL!!

[QUOTE=Richrich;1963211]To me you just spew a continuous flow of horseshit. Though it might be entertaining, it lacks any value from a mongering perspective. To elaborate: You drive a rental car to what seems to be a visit a day to just about every body rub chick / lmt that exists in orlando. And you know all their life stories, prior names, prior locations, cars they drive, guys they date, reasons they moved / came back to town, etc. And you are dropping major 'coinage' all over town to get the extra service only a monger who exhibits the lessons learned you write of below. And somehow we have all found ourselves so fortunate you joined our forum. I call bullshit to you and your multiple handles, which by the way you use oh so obviously to respond to your own posts in an attempt to validate your existence. I'm amazed that some actually fall for this. Seems like fantasyland bullshit to me.

And BTW, I've seen a few of the girls you claim for your extra coinage you get to do "x", "y" and "z" to them. And again I call bullshit. I've seen them multiple times and never was I ever given the chance to drop a this extra coinage that in turn allowed me to get full service / drop my load all over their bodies as you claim nor was I given the impression said menu existed. But maybe I just never prayed to the bible you authored / blessed us with in the below post.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NinerMan8;1963564]Does anyone have any info on Tanya in Waterford Lakes?[/QUOTE]She gives an excellent legit massage as posted here many times. If you read the posts you would have known that.

[QUOTE=IndianRiver;1963850]She gives an excellent legit massage as posted here many times. If you read the posts you would have known that.[/QUOTE]I never saw a post about her and I am new here, so have alittle patience with me.

[QUOTE=Otownstamina;1963618]Amen to that... I have also found myself in situations where a limit was unheard of and a cell number was provided. It's all on how you present yourself and continue to present yourself.[/QUOTE]Yep, good times are there to be had, if you treat the girls right. One time I showed up at a brevard AMP late, about an hour before closing, and the girl, who I had seen a couple times in the previous couple months, tells me that we are all alone and straight out asks "want to have some fun? Well, duh. So she goes and locks the door, turns off the open sign, and then the fun started. Full nude body to body table shower, some massage and then a lot of what comes naturally between consenting adults. It was amazing. She gave me her cell phone, and we hooked up a few more times over the next few months, even after she moved to different AMP from the coast to o-town.

And Jag's advice on cleanliness is bang on. I frequent strip clubs and AMPs mostly. I can't tell you how many times a stripper has commented positively on my clothes, or clean shave, or soft hands (guys, there's this stuff called moisturizer!) or my scent. I have had many tell them how dancing for me is so nice compared to a lot of other guys. And in my experience, I can tell you if she is enjoying it more, you will enjoy it more. And even though the AMP's will give you a table shower, I always show up clean first. I will often shower just before going, so I don't smell like sweaty ass while standing the naked beside her waiting for the shower to start. Let's face it, the TS is really not about getting clean, its more about getting a little dirty, and having some fun.

[QUOTE=NinerMan8;1963884]I never saw a post about her and I am new here, so have alittle patience with me.[/QUOTE]We had patience with you. Have patience with yourself. You say you never saw a post about her. We say you never looked. Rule 1. RTFF. Rule 2. See rule 1. Rule 3. Look at the upper right hand corner of the page. See the 'Advanced Search? (that's what I linked to on my first reply). USE IT. You will find lots of answers to your question. Read the FAQ (Link on that top blue bar as well). Read 3 months. Make that 6 months worth of postings. (= Read The Fucking Forum) You will not only learn to use the board, you will find your answers. And have a list of must sees. (Easy!

You will also learn to post your experiences before you ask. Merry Christmas.

[QUOTE=Quasimodo45;1964042]We had patience with you. Have patience with yourself. You say you never saw a post about her. We say you never looked. Rule 1. RTFF. Rule 2. See rule 1. Rule 3. Look at the upper right hand corner of the page. See the 'Advanced Search? (that's what I linked to on my first reply). USE IT. You will find lots of answers to your question. Read the FAQ (Link on that top blue bar as well). Read 3 months. Make that 6 months worth of postings. (= Read The Fucking Forum) You will not only learn to use the board, you will find your answers. And have a list of must sees. (Easy!

You will also learn to post your experiences before you ask. Merry Christmas.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, I got it now, Merry Christmas.

I was having alot of body pain and was just in a ton of physical pain. I wanted a good massage, extras would be nice if available but it wasn't my main concern. So after seeing Oriental Massage's ad including a free table shower I jumped on it and headed over. Upon entry the place was dead, no one came to the door and all I heard was a little kid playing in the front office. So I about faced and got ready to leave. It was the first time I've experienced being chased outside to get me to go back in..and I did. I was hurting all over and simply asked for the best masseuse.

Long story short: Incredible deep tissue massage, one of the best I've had, it was a little weak on the feet but everything else was incredible. Not picky about the drape and extras might be had, but I was too drunk from my pain being rubbed away that I didn't even think to ask about anything else. I was at full salute and got teased but no direct play and at the end was given a line about why she doesn't do it. Table shower was not offered and she wanted a specific amount of donation which was funny. I'll return again for a serious rub..but the kid and the specific tip requested are enough to knock them off of my list.