Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6082989]Joanne returned from Europe yesterday at PT. Can't get enough of her tight, rocking body. That girl truly knows how to fuck a man's brains out. I plan to return to see her again today. Love it!

Also and for future planning, PT said Soda will be returning (to PT) in October. She's at Yoshiko now (if you didn't already know).

Always keep moving.[/QUOTE]I went to Palace and was absolutely turned off by MINI or Minnie (awesome service I will admit and if I was elderly she would probably look under 45 to me, but no bbj, saggy breasts, and bad nose job, and honestly well over 40 not my thing). Can anyone give me an idea of age and looks of Joanne at PT and Soda at Yoshiko. I can't stand the elderly or ugly massage therapists here being call hot or fit for age (no granny fetish here).

"I only like younger 30- super thin with perky breast, notsaggy."

Or.

"younger" huge perky ie. Nipples pointing at sky & not the floor "breast large C or larger" and relatively thin.

Fake chest beats out natural for me unless I've got to stare at scars.

BBJ beats out most other things for me but not a deal killer if younger and attractive.

I would greatly appreciate any direction on where to go here (Tampa Bay Area, as so far I can only find the above description any moment of any day, $$, flat meeting all criteria in Orlando.

For Massage Only of course.

Awesome news! Do you know if Nicole is back in the line up as well? If I recall Joanne and Nicole went on vaca together. Thanks!

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6082989]Joanne returned from Europe yesterday at PT. Can't get enough of her tight, rocking body. That girl truly knows how to fuck a man's brains out. I plan to return to see her again today. Love it!

Also and for future planning, PT said Soda will be returning (to PT) in October. She's at Yoshiko now (if you didn't already know).

Always keep moving.[/QUOTE]

You're in luck as both Joanne and Nicole are at PT now. Sprint to the nearest ATM and go get them now big dog!

Time is of the essence when you're moving along.

[QUOTE=Brasky;6083115]Awesome news! Do you know if Nicole is back in the line up as well? If I recall Joanne and Nicole went on vaca together. Thanks![/QUOTE]

Sweeeeet! My only disappointment is that I'm getting too old to bang them back to back. LOL Thanks!

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6083666]You're in luck as both Joanne and Nicole are at PT now. Sprint to the nearest ATM and go get them now big dog!

Time is of the essence when you're moving along.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6083666]You're in luck as both Joanne and Nicole are at PT now. Sprint to the nearest ATM and go get them now big dog!

Time is of the essence when you're moving along.[/QUOTE]Imagine doing four hands with the two of them. I can't speak for anyone but myself, but the flip would be the most expensive 15 seconds of my life.

[QUOTE=RoleSubmariner;6083064]I went to Palace and was absolutely turned off by MINI or Minnie (awesome service I will admit and if I was elderly she would probably look under 45 to me, but no bbj, saggy breasts, and bad nose job, and honestly well over 40 not my thing). Can anyone give me an idea of age and looks of Joanne at PT and Soda at Yoshiko. I can't stand the elderly or ugly massage therapists here being call hot or fit for age (no granny fetish here).

"I only like younger 30- super thin with perky breast, notsaggy."

Or.

"younger" huge perky ie. Nipples pointing at sky & not the floor "breast large C or larger" and relatively thin.

Fake chest beats out natural for me unless I've got to stare at scars.

BBJ beats out most other things for me but not a deal killer if younger and attractive.

I would greatly appreciate any direction on where to go here (Tampa Bay Area, as so far I can only find the above description any moment of any day, $$, flat meeting all criteria in Orlando.

For Massage Only of course.[/QUOTE]I've been reading up on Orlando and I know what you want. It is NOT here, but it is close. PT and Palace are the best I have found for AMPs but some of the others are pretty good like I think Eve's down the road from PT has gotten some good reports. Joanne meets your criteria as does Soda. The "Orlando routine" specifically MM (Milk Massage) of TS and you get BBBJ, TUMA, NURU craziness and pop there AND THEN go to room for all out PSE fun is not going to happen or if it does it is rare. However, at those two spots I mean I HAVE had some action in the TS, TUMA, FUMA, HJ and with the now jailed Lulu (who you would hate looks / age-wise) I got BBBJ in both TS and room and some got Greek. Lulu was rare for two pops. Maybe someone else can correct me here. The other guys use AMPs more than me but I went on a TEAR last summer that for me was legendary due to my finances and just NGAF I am hobbying to the hilt attitude.

The exception might be Clara who comes to PT some times. My jaw dropped when I saw her. She is not natural looking. Manmade enhancements for sure but OMG she is comic book sexy Asian girl HOT!! And did a LOT in both TS and the room. I busted 3 times with her. Twice in the bag and once from BBBJ / HJ combo and she kept going with the session so who knows? YMMV. Age wise I did not find her to be "old looking". I mean she is HOT! But if you are THAT picky? Might be a coin toss.

At Palace I had Cookie and you can read my review there. "The cleaning lady" who is like the Kiko from MM of Palace. Will start the TS. For me she did and handed off to Cookie who got me hard as FUCK in the TS and then fucked my brains out in the room. Sexy talk. ROAD ME HARD on CG and was doing porn talk kind of. So HOT! Both have mirrors in the room which was awesome as well. That's as close to Orlando as you are going to get around here. In Tampa they had a place called Han River that had some amazing talent there before it was busted and closed. Too bad. A girl there named um. Mimi? (help me out guys) was LEGEND status like Soda. I have no idea where she or some of their other legends ended up.

Here's my disclaimer advice from a senior: when people say RTFF or use the search function or do some reports and contribute, they are not just being dicks. I am the product of how that works. I came here years ago to this site, read a LOT and only contributed reports as much as I could. None of this boost my post count by saying "nice report" or some stupid shit. ACTUAL useful reports. So even before I was senior, the seniors were pretty cool to me because it was quality vs quantity with my posts. I mix it up now of course, but if you want willing help from the seniors who have what you want, you really have to respect the symbiotic nature of this site and quid pro quo (this for that) this shit.

And I do NOT mean trades. We don't trade info except for MAYBE out of towners if we go to their area they reciprocate when it works out the way it should. But most of the info I know in this area, the surrounding areas and Orlando I got from reading a LOT. Hell TV sucks, social media is a disaster too so this is actually fun for me to read when the drama isn't happening and that is easily avoidable by hiding members who start drama or waste time. Reading helps big time though as does contributing useful info.

USEFUL. Get a name. Give a decent description. Rates. What was the process like (parking, paying mamasan), going to the room, TS, length of service and a detailed description of date, and of course the damage both house and tip and grand total. The description of the date or dirty details can be useful to some but note: This is NOT penthouse forum and no one cares how many times you THINK you made them cum.

This isn't about you."They really got into it and seemed to cum legit" is different than you bragging about how amazing you are in bed. People wanna know that they get wet or into it and seem like they cum vs just lays there disinterested. It is about getting and giving useful info on how to safely and effectively monger without getting ghosted, ripped off due to shit service or bait and switch, robbed, assaulted or arrested.

This is WAY more than most would give to someone with such few posts. Welcome! This area used to be THE SHIT about ten years ago. Hell maybe even 5 to 10. But like all areas it has gone down hill. BUT, we do have some really strong talent in all departments here (SW, Strip Club, AMP, FBSM, incall / outcall escorting and etc.). You just got to go back 10 or 20 posts or hell a month or so even and just read and learn and google search locations and etc. And then get out there and do this shit and give good info. I hope this gets you started. Be safe!

Anybody know who's working at Bayside currently?

Well the first time I fucked Soda at HR I think I lasted about 15 seconds. She got me so turned on with the body to body slides and the BJ, that it turned into stick it and blast it! However, I've since redeemed myself with Soda. LOL.

[QUOTE=BelugaMan;6084689]Imagine doing four hands with the two of them. I can't speak for anyone but myself, but the flip would be the most expensive 15 seconds of my life.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoleSubmariner;6083064]I went to Palace and was absolutely turned off by MINI or Minnie (awesome service I will admit and if I was elderly she would probably look under 45 to me, but no bbj, saggy breasts, and bad nose job, and honestly well over 40 not my thing). Can anyone give me an idea of age and looks of Joanne at PT and Soda at Yoshiko. I can't stand the elderly or ugly massage therapists here being call hot or fit for age (no granny fetish here).[/QUOTE]Yep, I saw Minnie at Palace last week. First timer, and I agree word for word with the assessment above. Older, saggy tits, uninspiring body, but Minnie tries hard to please, and is worth paying the freight.

Then again. I've seen Soda before. Boing!

Not seeing Minnie again.

Age is no problem. That's why the good Lord made Viagra for times like this. Here's what you need to do. Get a buddy to hook you up with some Viagra just before you walk-in to PT and bang the hell out of JoAnne. Then about 20 minutes later after you nut, the Viagra will start to kick in. Tell JoAnne to sprint and get Nicole ASAP. The Viagra will be going full speed and flourishing in your body at this point and you should be up and ready to go again with Nicole. Fuck the hell out of Nicole then take a nap!

Fucking them both in the same day is what I'm talking about in always moving on.

[QUOTE=Brasky;6084368]Sweeeeet! My only disappointment is that I'm getting too old to bang them back to back. LOL Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoleSubmariner;6083064]I went to Palace and was absolutely turned off by MINI or Minnie (awesome service I will admit and if I was elderly she would probably look under 45 to me, but no bbj, saggy breasts, and bad nose job, and honestly well over 40 not my thing). Can anyone give me an idea of age and looks of Joanne at PT and Soda at Yoshiko. I can't stand the elderly or ugly massage therapists here being call hot or fit for age (no granny fetish here).

"I only like younger 30- super thin with perky breast, notsaggy."

Or.[/QUOTE]I highly recommend Joanne or Nicole at PT. I too prefer store bought boobs over the real deal usually, and those two do not have them, but they are fun and gorgeous in every other respect, but that's not what this post is about.

Just saw Ivy at Palace and all say is OMG she is so Efing hot! The 2 or three times I've been there in the past, Michelle has given the TS, but when I told her I wanted a TS she said that Ivy would be doing it. Don't get me wrong, Michelle gives a great TS, but when face down Ivy immediately found jr and the boys and gave them lots of attention throughout the TS. Ivy also made it fun by wisecracking and cutting up the whole time.

Ivy is beautiful, probably in her early 30's, 5'6", perfect body, and the nicest pair of man made C's I think I have seen in quite some time. She is just drop dead gorgeous.

Back to the room, Ivy dried me off with a blow dryer and said she was going to blow me. . . She did. Started with a so so massage, not for.

Lack of effort mind you. Finally, the fun came and she starts with a tongue bath tells me to turn over and continues. Gave the boys a lot of attention and then slipped the cover on. Great slow CBJ and then hops on for CG. The view was awesome. Unfortunately, it did not last as long as I would have liked, I just couldn't take it anymore and blew in the bag.

Time to clean up, gave me a water and a hug and passed me off to Michelle and another hug and out the door. Awesome experience, highly recommend.

Gator.

Sir, you have inspired me! I have done that a couple times in Orlando. The diff being I took a yellow pill in the morning and had a 2 hour recharge lunch in between the two visits. Monger on!

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6085952]Age is no problem. That's why the good Lord made Viagra for times like this. Here's what you need to do. Get a buddy to hook you up with some Viagra just before you walk-in to PT and bang the hell out of JoAnne. Then about 20 minutes later after you nut, the Viagra will start to kick in. Tell JoAnne to sprint and get Nicole ASAP. The Viagra will be going full speed and flourishing in your body at this point and you should be up and ready to go again with Nicole. Fuck the hell out of Nicole then take a nap!

Fucking them both in the same day is what I'm talking about in always moving on.[/QUOTE]

Totally agree on Clara. Since Clara's departure early Feb 2022, I call PT every month to see when Clara is returning. The lady at PT now who answers the phone doesn't speak good English, is borderline rude, and has no clue about Clara so no updates for now. Will keep calling PT every month until she returns. She was just way too hot. I mean fucking hit with a stripper body and spoke English really well so we had a great time together. Absolutely enjoyed every second with her. Not too many girls can go 2 hours with me. Clara did it every time with a huge smile on her face and her performance was impeccable, second to none. Can't wait to see her again.

[QUOTE=BootyHolic71;6084906]I've been reading up on Orlando and I know what you want. It is NOT here, but it is close. PT and Palace are the best I have found for AMPs but some of the others are pretty good like I think Eve's down the road from PT has gotten some good reports. Joanne meets your criteria as does Soda. The "Orlando routine" specifically MM (Milk Massage) of TS and you get BBBJ, TUMA, NURU craziness and pop there AND THEN go to room for all out PSE fun is not going to happen or if it does it is rare. However, at those two spots I mean I HAVE had some action in the TS, TUMA, FUMA, HJ and with the now jailed Lulu (who you would hate looks / age-wise) I got BBBJ in both TS and room and some got Greek. Lulu was rare for two pops. Maybe someone else can correct me here. The other guys use AMPs more than me but I went on a TEAR last summer that for me was legendary due to my finances and just NGAF I am hobbying to the hilt attitude.

The exception might be Clara who comes to PT some times. My jaw dropped when I saw her. She is not natural looking. Manmade enhancements for sure but OMG she is comic book sexy Asian girl HOT!! And did a LOT in both TS and the room. I busted 3 times with her. Twice in the bag and once from BBBJ / HJ combo and she kept going with the session so who knows? YMMV. Age wise I did not find her to be "old looking". I mean she is HOT! But if you are THAT picky? Might be a coin toss.

At Palace I had Cookie and you can read my review there. "The cleaning lady" who is like the Kiko from MM of Palace. Will start the TS. For me she did and handed off to Cookie who got me hard as FUCK in the TS and then fucked my brains out in the room. Sexy talk. ROAD ME HARD on CG and was doing porn talk kind of. So HOT! Both have mirrors in the room which was awesome as well. That's as close to Orlando as you are going to get around here. In Tampa they had a place called Han River that had some amazing talent there before it was busted and closed. Too bad. A girl there named um. Mimi? (help me out guys) was LEGEND status like Soda. I have no idea where she or some of their other legends ended up.[/QUOTE]

Just keep thinking. I can, I must, I will (and don't forget to take that little pill).

The rest will take care of itself and you will be officially the man (not to mention a very happy man)!

Life is so much better when you keep moving on.

[QUOTE=Brasky;6086487]Sir, you have inspired me! I have done that a couple times in Orlando. The diff being I took a yellow pill in the morning and had a 2 hour recharge lunch in between the two visits. Monger on![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brasky;6086487]Sir, you have inspired me! I have done that a couple times in Orlando. The diff being I took a yellow pill in the morning and had a 2 hour recharge lunch in between the two visits. Monger on![/QUOTE]I love Viagra and I am 51! You get a 4 hour window to work with is the only problem. So any eff ups with the girl and you could waste a pill. But I reported last year in my marathon summer extravaganza that I went to VIP on 66th and banged some girl I think Sophie or Sophia? Decent fun but I still the V raging in my veins. So that is when I did my Palace visit right after and had Cookie like I just recalled below. That was one for the ages that back to back was.

I did leave off Nicole earlier. But especially if she is the Nicole from Massage Now (now called Journey and is a "shop") that people were raving about when it was her and that girl with the nice tits, Angela, then I think she meets the young spinner requirement. That back to back sounds amazing actually. Joanne and Nicole. I have to see them too!