Massage Parlor Reports

Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.

[QUOTE=DTownOg710;5224490]Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.[/QUOTE]Well that may change my plans for next week, damn. Just out of curiosity is it possible you got someone else? Some of the other reports shine a brighter light upon her. Not trying to be insulting, but just curious. Regardless, I do appreciate the candid and honest review. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Blitzed22;5224599]Well that may change my plans for next week, damn. Just out of curiosity is it possible you got someone else? Some of the other reports shine a brighter light upon her. Not trying to be insulting, but just curious. Regardless, I do appreciate the candid and honest review. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I have not had one on one time with Monroe, but I have seen her and also feel she has added some weight and does not look like the pictures posted. I cannot verify the smell or feel of her since I have not had time with her alone.

Haven't seen any Marie adds lately. Is she still around? Or did we lose her? She's for sure one of the best providers in GR. Would really suck if she not in the Bizz anymore.

[QUOTE=DTownOg710;5224490]Recently saw Monroe, this is my honest review!

YMMV.

Went in paid $50 for hh to the house.

About 10 min of laying there, in came Monroe! From the pictures I saw on here and the lady that came in they were very far off.

She didn't resemble the girl in the pictures what so ever. She's gained at least 20-30 pounds if I had to guess. Face was nothing special! She had a belly. Massage was lackluster and mechanical! Overall was shorted about 10 min. On the flip I was quoted $200 BBBJ and 350 for FS. I replied 230 for FS and she accepted! I should've just left at that point because it wasn't any better.

I did fiv for a little bit so I could get her wet and me hard! I got a half chub and somehow got a rubber on. Decided on doggy to completion she just kind of took it. No eye contact laid there like a dead fish. Kitty was dryer then the Sahara. When I pulled out after I was done I noticed a slight off putting odor that sealed the deal on a no repeat experience. Smelled my fingers accidentally and had the same odor. So there is a report of my experience with Monroe. If yo you like chubby girls with fake photos that are photoshopped to the fullest with a lady that was mechanical and shorted the session with a dry smelly kitty then she may be for you. I understand not all men see woman in the same way as others do. And for some she may be the woman as described in previous reviews. But from my experience the review Isnspot on to what I received and experienced.

I did however see who I assume to be Hayley as I was walking out. Sexy blonde with shoulder length hair and she greeted me with a goodbye and thanks for coming in. She was everything I like and was a bag of chips and then some. I would love to see her and will soon. Her vibes were what I search for and could definitely feel the domination sexy spinner vibes she was putting down. I would've chose her in a heartbeat over Monroe. She definitely seems like my cup of coffee. Overall it was $50 to the house and $230 tip. $280 out the door won't repeat with Monroe.[/QUOTE]What a good and honest change of pace for those reviewing Serenity. Included description of service AND what it cost. Thank you sir for sharing!! Sorry it wasn't the best time, wish more guys were more honest about their experiences and at the place in Byron Center.

[QUOTE=Benz1;5222215]I'm not sure if you've heard, some senior members are offended by me using passwords while helping new girls safely screen clients

I'm not sure what they're offended by or afraid of. They could just Not Participate.[/QUOTE]I thought it was brilliant, I tried getting something similar setup in Kalamazoo & Battle Creek, but it never caught on.

About 3 years ago Benz gave me the password for one (for the life of me, I can't recall her name) but that screening almost non existent, and had a great time.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;5224718]Haven't seen any Marie adds lately. Is she still around? Or did we lose her? She's for sure one of the best providers in GR. Would really suck if she not in the Bizz anymore.[/QUOTE]She is still around.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;5224718]Haven't seen any Marie adds lately. Is she still around? Or did we lose her? She's for sure one of the best providers in GR. Would really suck if she not in the Bizz anymore.[/QUOTE]Last I heard she was working part time, but I have not heard when she works. I have seen her before and hope she is still around. For sure will be missed if she isn't in the business any longer.

Monroe is the definition of Instagram vs. Reality. (literally, her ig pics are all filtered). I've seen her in the clubs around town and Kalamazoo. If overweight, gap toothed blondes are your thing then by all means go for it. I would never pay the prices she's charging though. Hypothetically, you may be able to negotiate services if you have some booger sugar with you. That hypothetically would work when she was just dancing full time.

[QUOTE=Oddjob;5161662]I'm very sorry to see that MBD is closing. I have visited them many times in the past and enjoyed myself greatly. I was a little concerned when I saw that Emily was doing massages privately, so I don't know what happened there. I wish Jayna luck and hope that she shows up somewhere else in town.[/QUOTE]Thank you kindly!! Pay close attention, for a return visit.

[QUOTE=Swcdt;5224718]Haven't seen any Marie adds lately. Is she still around? Or did we lose her? She's for sure one of the best providers in GR. Would really suck if she not in the Bizz anymore.[/QUOTE][URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/jay-c/915374427853[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benz1;5225451][URL]https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com/massage/caucasian_w/jay-c/915374427853[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you for posting about her. I believe I heard she is new at serenity which is a nice addition to the team since it has seemed to changed a lot recently. Do you know what she welcomes on her menu?

I went to Panacea today to kill a little bit of time. I ended up getting Natalie as my masseuse. I was not disappointed. She used warm oil all around instead of lotion and it felt great. On the flip she asked me if I wanted her to get more comfortable and I said yes and everything came off except the panties which is ok with me. She was gentle, listened well and took direction to make the ending nice and sweet. I paid $40 for hhr and $60 for tip because she earned it!!

[QUOTE=Casual27;5226035]Thank you for posting about her. I believe I heard she is new at serenity which is a nice addition to the team since it has seemed to changed a lot recently. Do you know what she welcomes on her menu?[/QUOTE]No BJ.

Decent massage, always full time, she's very conscientious about time.

NO BJ.

Brittney is posting that she has a website up and running. Does anyone have a link?