Comedically Uncomfortably True
[QUOTE=JJames2011;4609027]I laughed the whole time I was reading this. Thanks!![/QUOTE]Funny for sure. Though if you hear anything about Katrina or know how to search for a review of hers on here or elsewhere let me know. [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/42173397/8722100015[/URL].
I'm used to the Belgium experience as I had some business there in Brussels several years back and it was simple, clean, competitive, gentlemen like. Here in the states its a freak-show.
Malaysia Staxx BBW review
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I did a late night rush of seeing a new random girl. Landed on this ad. She was pretty fast with her response, and I got her on the line real quick. Because of my mindset, I had totally forgot who I contacted. Long story short, I was surprised who showed up when the uber I sent arrived. These pics are recent. That is for sure. But camera magic was for sure at work. Lighting and whatever fat girls use.
She comes in for the outcall and just gave off a energy she did not do this often. I can work with that. I engage in small chit chat with her to relax her but that was still a icy going. I get undressed and tell her to start the process of what we met to do.
The smell from this girl when she took off her pants was far to horrible. I almost forgot every other detail because of it. I tell her and collect the money I gave to her. She was not happy but after I escorted her to the door, she ralaxed and pleaded with me to get her another uber. That would be dumb. Gave her $20 and pointed her to the main street to catch a taxi.
Avoid.
If you are not going to listen to my review, her price was $120 for HH. I would rather not talk about this encounter again.
Another good experience w / Melaine
Melaine is back in an upscale hotel near O'Hare (I enjoyed the freshly fried potato chips in the lobby on my way out, LOL). Navel piercing is healed, but still expresses discomfort if you go deep. I'm not at all a big guy, buts she's very petite. Would def recommend seeing her while she's still here. Just keep in mind, she's the cautious type. Updated link posted below. Pics are accurate. Even prettier in person. Previous review attached.
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Hot little Melanie Monet is in a nice upscale hotel in El Grove Village visiting from California til mid week. 120 qv all covered, no GFE. Looks even better in person. Was very cautious about giving out her location and room, then kind of had a bunch of rules that I didn't mind myself, but may be an issue for some. I offered to shower first, but said she doesn't let guests use her shower. Also wouldn't let me go deep. Finally, she has a fresh belly button piercing, so no pressure in her stomach. Those are the cons, but they didn't bother me, since I'm a sucker for young, pretty hotties. On the plus side, she's beautiful and has a really cool, outgoing personality. Really easy to talk to and I wouldn't mind spending longer times with her.[/QUOTE]