Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys,

Any good spas around Devon / Millwaukee?

Thanks

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[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/906886007.html[/url]

Just saw this on cl. I was there a while back and got nothing but a godd massage.

Had some extra time yesterday, so I decided to tour the city with a few phone numbers in my pocket. Started at Elegant. My fav's were busy. Call TP. Guy would not give me a good address so I could find parking in Lincoln Park (chinatown location is closed). Passed on TP.

Called number on CL. Talk to lady on the phone and she interrogates me. Asks me my race, age and what I do for a living and if I am LE. Finaly, set an appointment for 5:00. I do a drive by to scope the building out. Nice place, newer building as a matter of fact. I am a few minutes early so I head over to a local watering hole and have a few and discuss our Pres Elect.

5:00 comes and I head over to the place. Call and the lady says "hold on I must come down to Look at you" WTF? She comes down and lets me in - Guess I looked alright to her

She is real nervous about LE. I try to caress her the proper way to re assure. She almost jumped out of her skin! We get upstairs to the apt and she introduces me to my attendant. Attendants is wearing Saigon Suzie shorts and is real fidgety. My alarms are going off - WTF?

Finally, she says undress and I ask to take shower. I take shower and return to the room. Mamason comes in and says that there is a mistake (in very broken engrish) and that I can only stay for 1/2 hour. Cost is $120. My response is "I have appointment and I called and talked to you just 40 mins ago I want one hour for $160". I will NOT pay $120 for half hour and I walked. F**k em!

I did not learn my lesson yet:

I ride over to some spa at Irving & Milwaukee. Paid attendant - some little chinese girl. Bottom line is a lot of teasing and NO relief. Not sure of the name of this joint, but I will NOT return to any of these places (except Elegant).

Apt is located next to Elston Ave and a bit north of Addison

Went home and nailed the GF

I have been trying to cut back I pick up a girl walking maybe once every 2 weeks, but no massages in about 2 months. I have been saving lots of money, now i got $ to fix my Harley now that its gettin cold. Unless you are a rich rich man doing these activities need to be done on occations. Have fun you guys as I will, but remember the word moderation. Unless of course if your filthy rich then go all out.

At least the girlfriend didn't tell you that she was on the rag or "wanted to talk".

It looks like a dump from the ground floor. I was driving by and noticed the name, so I stopped.

It was late. I saw a girl watching a movie, who came and unlocked the door. Turned out to be Lisa. She has some of the longest nipples, I've ever seen. $45 for 30, $60 for bj.

Massage wasn't very good. Neither was the HJ or BJ. It gets lots of good reviews, so I was a bit disappointed.

My new job location has recently changed and I will be driving down 290 in to Chicago. There is a place on Western ave just south of 290 called Yin Spa. Can anyone please either post a review here or PM me to give me your opinion. I had read about this place on here but the review was soo old I'd really like to have recent info. Good or bad.

Thanks buds!

Went to Senina last month. Got Angela. Standard TS. On the flip asked for HJ only and it was much much better than her BJ. Easy negotiations, and overall decent.

Couple weeks later went in again and got Vivian. TS was _incredibly_ thorough, nice and long. Massage was very good (and if that was "medium" I'll be afraid to ever ask for hard.). Some nice teasing. Easy start on the flip, very nice technique. I would not say it was quite as fancy as what girls at Mercy in downtown did (is the place really closed for good? ) but it was highly satisfying, and her attitude was good. Would not go topless, though, claiming to be a professional (well, I guess she is).

All in all, worth repeating.

Hey guys, I'm gonna be in Chicago this weekend, any tips on MP in the area of Rosemont? Especially one that I can hit after 12:30 or 1:00 AM?

Thanks in advance for the help, I appreciate it!

[QUOTE=Curt Fox Man]Hey guys, I'm gonna be in Chicago this weekend, any tips on MP in the area of Rosemont? Especially one that I can hit after 12:30 or 1:00 AM?

Thanks in advance for the help, I appreciate it![/QUOTE]There are none. You will have to call for delivery. Also, wrong forum.

Aw, give him a break he's from out of town. What would be the right one, Melrose? Other? O'Hare is technically Chicago, so what the hell.

He is correct though, there is nothing in the immediate area. If you search CL, there were Asian apartments setup near Rosemont and there are always tons of girls on CL in the area too. Although, with CL's recent changes I'm not sure what that's like.

Check the Norridge or Mt Prospect boards. They are not too far from the area.

I am sure a quick review of mapquest would tell someone what forum to look at. Having said all that. His best bet is ordering in. Even mozt of the apts close by midnight.

Thank you guys, I appreciate the help. Sorry about the x-board post, in Phoenix we still refer to the suburbs as Phoenix, even if someone is talking about Tempe or Scottsdale. No offense meant, but I just thought of O'Hare as being Chicago and Rosemont as less of a city and more part of Chicago itself.

I had a dream I went to Alice last night in Greek Town. I got there and paid. 40 for 30 min. I was led to the last room on the far right and showered up. Gwen (I believe that was her name) came in and began the massage. On the flip started to massage all around the right areas but not the most important part. I wasn't sure what was going on until I moved her hand in the right direction. I asked for BJ but she just giggled and I got an HJ instead. She really took her time with it and even stopped right in the middle and started back up again. It was a lot of fun and I dreamt that I left a. 60 for the tip.

Gwen had really horrible english and was a 3 or 4 on the scale but great enthusiasm. During the HJ she wouldn't take her top off but she let my hands roam around. Another great thing about this dream is that the work is done first without hassle or haggling of costs.

This was my second dream here and I hope I'll keep dreaming about it.

You're pretty close, Rosemont/O'Hare, same thing, same area, just North, about 15 miles, from downtown. There are tons of girls working the airport motels, have fun.[QUOTE=Curt Fox Man]Thank you guys, I appreciate the help. Sorry about the x-board post, in Phoenix we still refer to the suburbs as Phoenix, even if someone is talking about Tempe or Scottsdale. No offense meant, but I just thought of O'Hare as being Chicago and Rosemont as less of a city and more part of Chicago itself.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys,

I'm gonna be visiting your great town of Chicago again on Business. I would like to stop and visit one of the Chicago's finest Latina MP's I have read so much about on this forum.

I have read the reports on Tropical and Cancun but not sure which is the best one. My question is are these the only MP's with Latina therapists if so which one of these would be considered the best one? Or which one of these or any other would you guys reccomend. Feel free to PM me.

I would gladly return the favor should any of you need any info when visiting the Kissimmee or Orlando area in the Sun Shine State of Florida.

Thanks in advance for the help, I appreciate it!

DK

Maybe I'm getting on in years but I just performed a search on the 31st street spa (drove past that neck of the woods on Saturday and saw it). Since that's not one of my usual haunts, thought I'd do my due diligence, but can't get the stupid search function to turn up anything. Is it known by a particular name?

I saw the following under therapeutic on CL yesterday. I wonder if things have been straightened out and they are open for business as usual. Same phone number and everything. Does anyone know what's up? I don't think I'll have time to check it out this week myself.

[quote]Try Chinese Traditional Massage Today!!! (Downtown Chicago )

Reply to: [email]wyxian1981@sina.com[/email] [?]
Date: 2008-11-09, 10:07AM CST

Take a break from the stress of life and come to us, try chinese relaxing massage today.We offer clean snd comfortable massage.

Convenient place in downtown Chicago,just across Millennium Park.

Price:$65 for 60mins $40 for 30mins

Hours:10:00am-8:00pm(week days)

11:00am-7:00pm(weekend)

Phone:312-201-9123

* Location: Downtown Chicago[/quote]

[url]http://sweetchicagomassage.massage4body.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Rileym]Maybe I'm getting on in years but I just performed a search on the 31st street spa (drove past that neck of the woods on Saturday and saw it). Since that's not one of my usual haunts, thought I'd do my due diligence, but can't get the stupid search function to turn up anything. Is it known by a particular name?[/QUOTE]

Maybe you are referring to CITY MASSAGE on 31st St?

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]Had some extra time yesterday, so I decided to tour the city with a few phone numbers in my pocket. Started at Elegant. My fav's were busy. Call TP. Guy would not give me a good address so I could find parking in Lincoln Park (chinatown location is closed). Passed on TP.

Called number on CL. Talk to lady on the phone and she interrogates me. Asks me my race, age and what I do for a living and if I am LE. Finaly, set an appointment for 5:00. I do a drive by to scope the building out. Nice place, newer building as a matter of fact. I am a few minutes early so I head over to a local watering hole and have a few and discuss our Pres Elect.

5:00 comes and I head over to the place. Call and the lady says "hold on I must come down to Look at you" WTF? She comes down and lets me in - Guess I looked alright to her

She is real nervous about LE. I try to caress her the proper way to re assure. She almost jumped out of her skin! We get upstairs to the apt and she introduces me to my attendant. Attendants is wearing Saigon Suzie shorts and is real fidgety. My alarms are going off - WTF?

Finally, she says undress and I ask to take shower. I take shower and return to the room. Mamason comes in and says that there is a mistake (in very broken engrish) and that I can only stay for 1/2 hour. Cost is $120. My response is "I have appointment and I called and talked to you just 40 mins ago I want one hour for $160". I will NOT pay $120 for half hour and I walked. F**k em!

I did not learn my lesson yet:

I ride over to some spa at Irving & Milwaukee. Paid attendant - some little chinese girl. Bottom line is a lot of teasing and NO relief. Not sure of the name of this joint, but I will NOT return to any of these places (except Elegant).

Apt is located next to Elston Ave and a bit north of Addison

Went home and nailed the GF[/QUOTE]BIG mistake walking out on the Asian Apartment! You would have had the time of your life for $120.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69][url]http://sweetchicagomassage.massage4body.com[/url][/QUOTE][url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=92423[/url]

Last reviewed back in March of '07, performed escort services as well, I guess.

Anyone think it's a safe go at Mercy across from Millenium Park? Remember a fellow monger saying he ran into a man with a mustache at their location who said "This place is going to be closed for a long, long time. " They went M. I. A. For a while but now are back. Is that suspicious or is it a go?

I think the economy, dreary weather and daylight savings time has put me in a dangerous funk. I really shouldn't be spending money, but I needed a respite.

It started last night. I called a couple of people on CL with 312 area codes. I know 312 means nothing nowadays, but I was hopeful they'd be in the city. As it turns out, they were both located in the burbs, way beyond any area I was willing to travel to.

Plan B was to head up to Lawrence. I wasn't comfortable with the vibe, or maybe it was just my paranoia. Some character was hanging out in front, looking around sort of suspiciously, so I drove around the block; no easy task given the one way streets and dead ends up there.

Heading west on Lawrence thinking I'd park and saunter in, located about 20 yards east of my destination, I see the same suspicious guy with his head poked into a car that has those silly blue lights affixed to its roof. I take a pass, head up to Western and drive south. Before I know it I'm at Fullerton, when all of a sudden AOL pops into my head. I've publicly sworn this place off, but in my weakened condition I decided to go for it. I pulled up and it was dark. It was still early so I called, but was told they closed for the night. I plead my case, but to no avail.

Continued my southern trek down Western, arrived at my destination, but the only place I could find parking had a couple of gentlemen standing there. They gave me a look that suggested I wasn't welcome in the neighborhood, so, being the pussy that I am, I drove home.

Woke up in the same funk, so I considered my options and headed to CT. Arrived at my location of choice and was asked if I wanted a massage. I responded that I was actually there for a haircut. The dude looked at me and said "Really?" Nah, amingo...just bullshittin'. He handed me off to the attendant who had to be 50, but WTF. She offered to introduce her tongue to my nipples, but that was a visual I couldn't handle, even in a darkened room with my eyes closed. However, she got me out of my funk. I tipped her 30 and was outta there with a couple of pieces of candy and a bottle of water.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Anyone think it's a safe go at Mercy across from Millenium Park? Remember a fellow monger saying he ran into a man with a mustache at their location who said "This place is going to be closed for a long, long time. " They went M. I. A. For a while but now are back. Is that suspicious or is it a go?[/QUOTE]I noticed their CL ad was up yet again today, so I called and recognized the receptionist's voice. I went and had a nice 30 minute massage, nothing extra nor any indication that was ever an option. On my way out, she encouraged me to come back, that other therapists would be happy to help me, a former regular who has fondly greeted her at the door many times. So, it's a go, but so far not as far as it used to be.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Anyone think it's a safe go at Mercy across from Millenium Park? Remember a fellow monger saying he ran into a man with a mustache at their location who said "This place is going to be closed for a long, long time. " They went M. I. A. For a while but now are back. Is that suspicious or is it a go?[/QUOTE]It is still business as usual. I payed a visit to Mercy this week, and I didn't notice anything suspicious. Staff was friendly, and at the end of my session I even got a cup of water and some sort of promo card (Pay 10, Get 1 Free Session)

What I like about this place is that it has reasonable prices (0. 65 hr), the staff is really trained, (no crappy light touch massages, plus the fact that there is no negotiation of any sort for a happy ending

My experience here is limited to Annie (cute asian, probably mid 30s), so as always YMMV

I wouldn't go to any "provider" from Hyde Park, unless you want to get beaten and robbed. If you do, then by all means, go ahead.

I dreamt I went to pretty girls. Thinking I read somewhere that it was fs spa. But I was wrong. Walked in. Friendly guy greeted me and asked what I wanted. I said massage. Paid him. Then he called the girl. She took me to the room and I said I needed to pee. Then she walked me to the back. Horrible washroom by the way.

Anyway, she takes me to my room. I undress. Put on towel and walk to tableshower. I'm already hard as a rock. I took some "aziffa" sample. Nose was stuffy as hell though. It was hard to lay down. But I managed. And she teased and washed. And on the flip. Washed my stiff member. And dried my stiff member. And back to the room. Massage was so so. Lots of teasing. And ass play. Which I'm not into.

Then on the flip. Same thing. I was teased. And then she stroked a little. And when back to the massage. Then I put my hand on her ass. And she said. "got my money". I was thinking I was gonna fuck. So I went and got $. She left and came back and asked if I wanted it all off. I said yeah. Duh. She took off her clothes and started HJ. I said get on the table. She ignored. I grabbed her and pulled her close and started kissing her belly and trying to get kitty access. And then she started the 100 yd dash on my member. The fastest HJ I've ever recieved. I said slow down. She did but it was too late. (I get the feeling that they don't do that type of thing there. And she didn't wanna get caught naked). I wasn't upset. Just disappointed that I didn't go elsewhere to get my $ worth.

She cleaned me up. Finished massage. And still teased a little bit. I thought that was cool.

Nothing more than a HJ. My dreams are crazy. Please don't be mad I don't normally pay $ for a nude HJ. I was just mistaken. And horny as hell.

I love seeing new girls. It's actually ruining my sex life. Because I get bored easy. After the first time. I don't wanna do it again. Oh well.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I wouldn't go to any "provider" from Hyde Park, unless you want to get beaten and robbed. If you do, then by all means, go ahead.[/QUOTE]

True that! Don't let the mansions fool you.. You're safe on Obama's block, but outside of that, you'll even get robbed on the campus of U of C. Just pick up a Hyde Park Herald and read the blotter. People get jacked in that area every week. And if she's talking further southeast, like Hegewisch, you can forget that too!

Hey All,

I am new to this site and appreciate very much the many posts that have been informative!!! Was wondering if anyone has seen this as I have just come across it on CL

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/916025899.html[/url]

I am not in the area and was hoping to get a report before I head out that way...let me know, and thanks again for all the great intel!

My fellow mongers! I'll be in your beautiful city for the first time next week and hoping somebody can provide a little info on any AMP or LMP close to Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers. No car. Just hit me up with a PM and I'll return the favor if you have any plans to visit San Diego.

It's unfortunate that the posters below experienced what they had.

However, generalizing shouldn't be done, considering anything can happen absolutely anywhere at any time.

Besides, I am near Hyde Park. Once one of you experience what I have to offer, that patron will then be able to tell the rest of you the facts and not just a generalization.

I'm not sure where to post this so sorry if wrong place.

Saw lemassage place on cl a few times so decided to TOFTT.

Its in Park ridge on Higgins.

Got nice polish girl Margo. For.6 they had a nice shower and sauna wth the hour. Very clean place and she almost put me to sleep with her massage.

I think there might be more available but I never found the right segway to ask. So has anyone else been here?

On Wednesday I had a dream that I visited mercy at their downtown location. It was a strange experience like I did not know what to expect. In my dream, there was an Asian (young and nice figure with a low cut blouse that exposed her tits when she leaned over the desk) named Cindy who seemed aprehensive which concerned me but maybe she was just nervous.

Either way I got a massage that ended very nicely. It seemed like the same old mercy to me except new people working there. I'd rate the massage in my dream as follows:

Massage: 7

Ending: 9

Attitude of Asian Woman: 10

I'd say, in my dream, she appeared to be a 35-40 year old cute asian but what made it so great was she was quiet, smiled a lot, and was very pleasant. I hope to dream about this again fairly soon.

Checking out the beautiful city of Chicago for the first time next week. Any fellow mongers willing to pm me with any info on AMP/LMP close to the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers. I'll return the favor if you every visit San Diego.

Not because of cold weather.

Every time, especially at late night, I want to get a good massage and a HE. (not talking about decent massage which can help me forget all the stress) but girls rugging me awfully with lots of oil and asking sky high prices was terrible.

Every time, girls there in Sexxxa made me disappointed. I want to get out there right after negotiating. Initially, 60-80 for HJ, 120 for CBJ. Can't imagine how crazy is the FS. Also, they are older than what you can think about. Plus 10-15 years after your guess.

I know it's my bad habit getting there every week.

Is my ask hard to achieve?

A good massage at late night, and good service.

I don't need a "professional therapeutist" (they claim) doing mechanic shaking. And They still think we all love them so much.

alegnA has all you guys want on her menu. But not massage. Massage was the worst among girls I saw there. Cannot agree that many good reviews of her. Amy may have good skills(YMMV) not sure about how good is her HE and what are on her menu.

Since Sexxxa became the biggest AMP in town with better facilities and few younger therapeutists(Joyce). What can I complain about? Moving to other cities or opening a parlor my own will be a good choice.

Mishima

She's less than 10min away! Bb312 is south of Hyde Park, (not Hegewisch) on a quiet street, parking was tight at 12a. (Lots of driveways.)

It was what I expected. And I left a happy man.

This could be trouble for me, as she is too conveniently located to me.

[QUOTE=Bb312]It's unfortunate that the posters below experienced what they had.

However, generalizing shouldn't be done, considering anything can happen absolutely anywhere at any time.

Besides, I am near Hyde Park. Once one of you experience what I have to offer, that patron will then be able to tell the rest of you the facts and not just a generalization.[/QUOTE]

If anyone wants to TOFTT, go ahead and do so. Anything can happen anywhere, but the odds of getting beaten and robbed rise exponentially the closer you get to Hyde Park. Don't say you haven't been warned.

I'm sure we'll see a report shortly that will sing her praises and highly recommend her. It will be from a newbie and will be "his" first report.

Since "her" posts are getting deleted, this won't be an issue for much longer.

[QUOTE=Chingon]She's less than 10min away! Bb312 is south of Hyde Park, (not Hegewisch) on a quiet street, parking was tight at 12a. (Lots of driveways.)

It was what I expected. And I left a happy man.

This could be trouble for me, as she is too conveniently located to me.[/QUOTE]

I highly doubt I'll go see her, but more details please. Pricing, L/S/A. Upselling? Secure environment? House/apt? Accurate photo?