Massage Parlor Reports

Wow! Awesome! Wish I spoke Spanish.

[QUOTE=BayGuy7; 1360486]I was bar hopping and driving by south LA around 2 am, I had seen this place before.

[url]http://laexpress.org/ads/special-40-2/[/url]

Decided to give it a try, I called them up, a girl picked up the phone in Spanish, asked for price and she said ".40 baby, everything" since the price was so low I was not sure but. I was horny LOL so, I drove to main st. And El Segundo Blvd. Where she told me to, I called her again from the gas station, she said "go to 126th and main st, park your car, get off your car and call me again", guys, that was weird, I even asked her if it was a safe place, she said yes, but the neighborhood didn't look that nice by the way LOL, I just did what she told me (there is a church in that corner) , called her back and told me "look to your right side there will be a light on an off" LOL, anyway, it was true, that place is right in the corner, a guy opened the door, I could see they have cameras all over to see the streets. 2 latina girls showed up and had a chance to choose, well, guys, you can't expect premium meat for. 40 LOL, but it wasn't too bad, massage, CBJ, CFS, the girl's name is K*l, oh and a bottle of water to go LOL, when in a hurry I might stop by again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;1360948]I'm going to check this place out today. Trying to break the cycle of AAMP, and BSW. Add a new spice to the mix. After awhile it all seems like the same.[/QUOTE]They are far away from premium. 40 is pretty low, other guy paid. 60, don't expect hot mamacitas, but, maybe you hit the jackpot and the day you go there are some hot ones.

I've been eyeing this AMP on wilshire and highland for the past couple weeks. Got up the courage and proper funds last week but a normal lady in the lobby spooked me. It looks like our kinda place so I'm going by later today when I'm off. Report to come later this night.

[QUOTE=BayGuy7;1361581]They are far away from premium. 40 is pretty low, other guy paid. 60, don't expect hot mamacitas, but, maybe you hit the jackpot and the day you go there are some hot ones.[/QUOTE]Went there at 2am. Everything was as you said but only one Chica. Young but not too pretty. Thick overlapping border of puggy. Mine had lots of tattos and paw prints walking up her butt. For. 4 she didn't get nude and without he. She asked if I had tip money but, was still gracious when I said no. Multi positions and she made little moans. Guy at counter was cool.

Place is like a box of chocolate.

Checked out a place in Brea. Was told it was pretty good. Saw 'V'. Looks are an 8. Gave $5 to the house, but only gave me a Hhr. She wanted $1 but settled for $7. 5. She greeted me with a 'good to see you again' chit chat to which I went along. Seeing she wore a skin tight dress with no panties, knew FS was on the menu. No GFE, but DATY. Just did mish for a while until I finished. Room was really nice. Would repeat.

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Saw this sign passing the Mid-Wilshire area. Needed a massage, anyway, even if it turned out to be TGTBT. The price on the sign looked good. Inside, they said the sign was just referring to a foot massage. Need to pay more for a full-body; plus a little more if not a 'member'. Gave the house $4 for an hour. Was too late to use the 'been there before' line.

Was brought to a nice room (had a gap at the ceiling of the door) that was pretty private. Got undressed and put the towel to the side. Cute Chinese maseusse (about a 7) walks in ('K') not wearing nightclub clothes. The towel was put back on me.

Was pleasantly surprised she has real massage skills. For the price couldn't complain. Just a little roaming was allowed. Her style was also to get on my back to reach further. Felt seriously relaxed to where I had to fight sleeping.

She did a flip. Didn't say a word to my asking for more. Massage continued, which was still relaxing. She didn't mind my removing enough of the towel to show my appreciation. When she got close to the rod, she let me put her hands there then finally gave a HJ, while I roamed outside of her clothes. After the nut blew, she cleaned the area very nicely. And, continued the massage for the time left. Tipped her $2.

Overall, a very nice visit. Will repeat. Next time should be better.

[QUOTE=BayGuy7;1361581]They are far away from premium. 40 is pretty low, other guy paid. 60, don't expect hot mamacitas, but, maybe you hit the jackpot and the day you go there are some hot ones.[/QUOTE]I gave this place a try last night. Now I remember why I don't frequent MP's anymore. Promised me on the phone that there were three girls there to choose from, but the 30 year old that answered the door took me herself. (I should have insisted on somebody else-the girl at the desk was cuter and younger). Too many fucking rules-no exposed titty's, don't touch the titty's, only two positions. Wouldn't do a BJ unless I gave her another 30 (which I wasn't about to) , basically tried to put the condom on me before I took my pants off, (very rushed-I think they started the timer when I called from the corner cause the other girl came and knocked what seemed like 5 minutes after we started) , and tried to cockblock me with both hands while I fucked her. It was an OK place to clear the gun, and if you can nut within 30 seconds with a limp dick, you're golden!

Friend,

Just gave report about a new place in Brea in the OC, just wondering if your place is on Imperial in a small strip mall or off the beaten path. Perhaps you mean La Brea. Could you PM me for details?

Thanks,

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Friend2000;1363149]Checked out a place in Brea. Was told it was pretty good. Saw 'V'. Looks are an 8. Gave $5 to the house, but only gave me a Hhr. She wanted $1 but settled for $7. 5. She greeted me with a 'good to see you again' chit chat to which I went along. Seeing she wore a skin tight dress with no panties, knew FS was on the menu. No GFE, but DATY. Just did mish for a while until I finished. Room was really nice. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Friend2000;1363149]Checked out a place in Brea. Was told it was pretty good. Saw 'V'. Looks are an 8. Gave $5 to the house, but only gave me a Hhr. She wanted $1 but settled for $7. 5. She greeted me with a 'good to see you again' chit chat to which I went along. Seeing she wore a skin tight dress with no panties, knew FS was on the menu. No GFE, but DATY. Just did mish for a while until I finished. Room was really nice. Would repeat.[/QUOTE]May get to travel to the LA area for business next month. Please tell me there are decimal points missing in your prices. I realize that the software likes to screw with decimal points, but I cannot believe it was $500 and not $50 for the entry and $750 and not $75.

Don't get nearly enough per diem to offset those costs.

Think we're talking about the same place. Guess it's more OC than LA wherever that county border is.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1363360]Friend,

Just gave report about a new place in Brea in the OC, just wondering if your place is on Imperial in a small strip mall or off the beaten path. Perhaps you mean La Brea. Could you PM me for details?

Thanks,

Baggens.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Seva Lurker; 1363445]May get to travel to the LA area for business next month. Please tell me there are decimal points missing in your prices. I realize that the software likes to screw with decimal points, but I cannot believe it was $500 and not $50 for the entry and $750 and not $75.

Don't get nearly enough per diem to offset those costs.[/QUOTE]Yep the post refers to a $50. Paid for the entry into the MP and the tip for services was $75. To the lady. This is standard pricing out here in the LA area so please don't overpay because it screws the equilibrium up, LOL.

Have fun in LA!

The Tall Man

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Saw this sign passing the Mid-Wilshire area. Needed a massage, anyway, even if it turned out to be TGTBT. The price on the sign looked good. Inside, they said the sign was just referring to a foot massage. Need to pay more for a full-body; plus a little more if not a 'member'. Gave the house $4 for an hour. Was too late to use the 'been there before' line.

Was brought to a nice room (had a gap at the ceiling of the door) that was pretty private. Got undressed and put the towel to the side. Cute Chinese maseusse (about a 7) walks in ('K') not wearing nightclub clothes. The towel was put back on me.

Was pleasantly surprised she has real massage skills. For the price couldn't complain. Just a little roaming was allowed. Her style was also to get on my back to reach further. Felt seriously relaxed to where I had to fight sleeping.

She did a flip. Didn't say a word to my asking for more. Massage continued, which was still relaxing. She didn't mind my removing enough of the towel to show my appreciation. When she got close to the rod, she let me put her hands there then finally gave a HJ, while I roamed outside of her clothes. After the nut blew, she cleaned the area very nicely. And, continued the massage for the time left. Tipped her $2.

Overall, a very nice visit. Will repeat. Next time should be better.[/QUOTE]The last time I was at this particular establishment they had signs in the rooms stating "please leave your underwear on". I tried though, oh did I try to make it work but the provider was a no go. Maybe it was just that particular provider. I may have to revisit this place.

Hey guys,

Sorry it's taken me a few days to get this post up. No alone time til now. Well I went by this place on wilshire / highland. I see it every day on my way to work and the sign is just calling to me. On Monday night as I'm heading home, I look up and notice the door open and a hot provider walking a guest to the door. She seemed bouncy and happy. A little too happy to be giving a normal massage. So I finally decide to give this place another try as my previous time there I was spooked before I got in the door. When I walk in theres mamasan looking kinda skanky and used, good sign. However I notice a bad sign when I look over and a piece of paper reads," don't ask for sexual services".

I kinda figure whatever but I keep pushing ahead, .40 to the house for the thai / swedish combo. I'm lead to the back by an ok looking girl who seems annoyed. Get to the room and she tells me to take everything off but my boxers. I shoulda left then. I couldn't hear her that well and couldn't decide if I should chance it and get naked or do what I thought she said. I left the boxers on figuring the provider would tell me to take them off. I wait a couple minutes and in walks a solid 8 maybe even a 9. Like 5'8, slim and hot face. She doesn't say anything and just starts massaging.

It was really good. Got my first back walking and she found all the tight places. On the flip we start small talk and flirty but I was too nervous about getting kicked out that I didn't make a move. Normally getting hard let's them know what's up but my member couldn't get it going in boxer shorts while she's bending me all over.

To cut this short nothing happened. I got dressed tipped and left. As I was leaving my provider anna, gave me a hug and said it would be fun next time. This place feels promising or it could just be the hot thai girls. Either way I'll be investigating this place again. P. S. Does anyone know if there's a code as far as what kinda massage to ask for? Like should I have said I wanted thai, swedish or something?

Thanks in advance for any info.

Never put on the boxers. When she comes in the room, if she brings it up, just say no, you aren't comfortable wearing boxers. On the flip, place her hand on your dick & balls. They won't kick you out. She will either nod & tug or take her clothes off or she will decline. Try to rub her legs a little when you are face down.

It sounds like she will take care of you on your next visit."She will love you long time"! LOL.

BALDY CRUISER :)

Guys in the know: is there any way a white dude who speaks / understands very little Spanish can gain access to these bargain huts of joy? Feel free to PM.