Cat Lady ("49 Years-old")
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She seemed kinda heavy in her purple dress, STG butt shot pics but she offered a full menu and was closer than Lansing for me. It was about, location, location, location. But instead of finding a near-by funhouse, I found a cat lady but no pussy I'd want to visit again.
First, the small apartment reeked of old kitty litter--from boxes in the bathroom near the bed. Greeted me weakly wearing a heavy wrap with a cat in her lap looking like she needed a nap.
The place was cold and she said, "I might not get completely naked. " After convincing her otherwise, I found a tired, unresponsive, ached when she moved, ticklish, and skittish woman less cuddly than her two cats. A constant blabber.
She said she "shaved her legs and down there," but didn't take a shower. "But I'm not stinky," she said reassuringly.
I never found out because her personal kitty felt like a porcupine and her legs felt like heavy-duty sandpaper. Maybe she confused her toothbrush for a shaver?
And with Sequoia thighs, and a belly perfect for stuntmen to jump onto from tall buildings, I was not sure how I'd access a slit also protected by stubble of steel. With everything I did seeming annoying and not exciting, I said, "This isn't going to work," leaped into my pants like a superhero, left a $10 bill for the naked show, suggested if she wasn't into it to take her ad down, and sped to an AMP. (See Massage Parlor Reviews.).
Pluses: $1 for an hour, a working woman who seems drug free, age seemed accurate, gave address quickly, didn't ask for donation right away. Downtown GL location, location, location.