Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=King Lucky; 1131823]No offense to the poster with 2 posts saying HT is back open, but given the manner in which they were shut down, it seems kinda fishy.

Anyone going in needs to do proper checks and if possible report their experience there.

Not that anyone would ever do anything wrong, but watch out for a sting that might snare you whether you did anything wrong or not. [/QUOTE]What is the manner that HT was shut down? Maybe I missed it, but I never saw a post describing the circumstances of the place being closed. I have the number but don't call not wanting to feed my number into an LE database in case they are monitoring the phone.

I drove by last Friday evening and it seemed as closed as can be, but I could be wrong. I didn't try to open the door or see any signs out front. The report below sounds very legit and is one of the least enticing reports that HT has ever received on USASG.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1131686]Hey guys,

Anyone been out to dinner or lunch recently?

PC out[/QUOTE]Yeah, I had some pizza 2 fridays ago with Jenny. It had been a while, but she's still cute and friendly. I opted for a half hour massage this time. They have a new setup there now. Walk in and directed out the back and into the other side that has the full body massage area.

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1128988]This is a place where we talk about a hobby we enjoy. When we share info on these places that treat us right, I am sure le is also looking. We all love good advice and none of us like toftt but this may cause the closure of a great mp.

If we post all the mp with bad massage, no he, ugly / fat / old, dirty, bad service, etc- would this info be just as good or better.[/QUOTE]You're not going to stop LE. Its their job to do what they do. Plus you know they like getting HJ's too. Even if this site wasnt here, they would do the same thing. Any info here does not really help them. Sure you guys will say thats not true. But they check all the AMPs even ones not posted here. If there are complaints from the neighboring stores they will check it quicker. Its all about the complaints. You really think that after 4 years of talking about HT they finally got around to checking it? Theres been reviews about licking and sucking from that place every day for years. Only now they get closed? Could be a lease thing too. Just try to relax with all the LE crap-ola, doesn't make a difference. Example= Theres a place on san gabriel that the 2 girls there suck and lick your sack for 20 bucks. Its at 1000 San Gabriel blvd. 218-xxxx and they are hot and easy. So 20 posts like that and its going to get raided? Let me know when that happens. How many raids have really come from the info on this site?

Decided to try a LMP that advertises On BP, inland Empire section, which is funny, because the last time I checked, La Puente is smack dab in the middle of the San Gabriel Valley. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised about this geographic gaff since the Majority of Americans can't find Iraq on a map, so why should they give a Shiite about an accurate location in BP!

This particular Mp is located just east of Hacienda blvd, off Amar Road. Nestled in the back of some small strip mall and run down residential low cost neighborhood.

Monday is Bargain day, $20 bucks off the hourly rate, so I thought I'd TOFTT! Payed my 60 at the door and was lead into a room which has two tables parallel with one another. One is the traditional substandard massage table with no face cut out. The other, looks like the Avatarian cocoon devise used by Jake Sully for navigating his why to some Na'vi vagina, Complete with multiple colored LED lights, clam shell lid and a cockpit display panel! I've seen the future and it's in La Puente!

Of course, being a bit cautious and completely naked, I opted for the traditional non-electrified table. A Few moments later, in walks Leslie, a 20 something, stout and attractively curvaceous Latina. Friendly, yet very business like, she began the massage or should I say the lack there of, typical of LMP's. Within seconds she straddled my back like some Hollywood Park Jockey, crouched down with bare tits on my mane and right hand on my ball sack, wondering if maybe I made the wrong choice in tables or mistakenly opted for the S & M treatment. Now I know what a rodeo bull feels like just before he's shot out of the shoot. Those were the longest, most painful 8 seconds of my sexual life, until I asked for the BJ.

I didn't know it was humanly possible to pull 30in Hg by mouth. Now I do.

Warning! May be hazardous to your health.

Baggens

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1132385]. The Majority of Americans can't find Iraq on a map, so why should they give a Shiite about an accurate location in BP.

Looks like the Avatarian cocoon devise used by Jake Sully for navigating his why to some Na'vi vagina.

I didn't know it was humanly possible to pull 30in Hg by mouth. Now I do.

[/QUOTE]Thank you, Adam Carolla.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1131686]Hey guys,

Anyone been out to dinner or lunch recently?

PC out[/QUOTE]Had Italian last night and all is good. Got there around 10 after a experience in Pas. That I am still trying to figure out. See my post in Pas section.

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens; 1132385]Decided to try a LMP that advertises On BP, inland Empire section, which is funny, because the last time I checked, La Puente is smack dab in the middle of the San Gabriel Valley. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised about this geographic gaff since the Majority of Americans can't find Iraq on a map, so why should they give a Shiite about an accurate location in BP!

This particular Mp is located just east of Hacienda blvd, off Amar Road. Nestled in the back of some small strip mall and run down residential low cost neighborhood.

Monday is Bargain day, $20 bucks off the hourly rate, so I thought I'd TOFTT! Payed my 60 at the door and was lead into a room which has two tables parallel with one another. One is the traditional substandard massage table with no face cut out. The other, looks like the Avatarian cocoon devise used by Jake Sully for navigating his why to some Na'vi vagina, Complete with multiple colored LED lights, clam shell lid and a cockpit display panel! I've seen the future and it's in La Puente!

Of course, being a bit cautious and completely naked, I opted for the traditional non-electrified table. A Few moments later, in walks Leslie, a 20 something, stout and attractively curvaceous Latina. Friendly, yet very business like, she began the massage or should I say the lack there of, typical of LMP's. Within seconds she straddled my back like some Hollywood Park Jockey, crouched down with bare tits on my mane and right hand on my ball sack, wondering if maybe I made the wrong choice in tables or mistakenly opted for the S & M treatment. Now I know what a rodeo bull feels like just before he's shot out of the shoot. Those were the longest, most painful 8 seconds of my sexual life, until I asked for the BJ.

I didn't know it was humanly possible to pull 30in Hg by mouth. Now I do.

Warning! May be hazardous to your health.

Baggens[/QUOTE]Entertaining and hilarious as usual Baggens, but that's "gaffe", not gaff, and "Irack", not Iraq.

I thought you were writing about the "Amar Health Center" or whatever they called themselves about 0. 15 mile east of Hacienda in a mini-mall directly next to a LOUD born again church (yes, in a mini-mall) where you could get a good dose of Jesus's healing power along with your hot stone massage and BJ / FS from very lovely and accomplished females who were born in countries east of Irack. Or is that Irake? The walls were paper thin so if you were in a room in the west wing with a common wall to the church, you were a member of the congregation. If they ever had a quiet moment next door in the church, they would hear your moans of XXXctacy. Mms was a smart mama so filled up the east wing before sending mongers to church. I never thought a bordello sharing a common wall with a church had a chance of long term survival though the confluence of irredeemable sinners and redeemed sinners on Sundays was the stuff for an apocryphal sermon. Maybe if it was a Unitarian church.

Haven't heard a peep about AHC for quite awhile and thought my pessimism for their long term had come true, but could it be that they have been reincarnated as a LMP? Baggens, at least drop me a PM with exact location if I'm not on to it with the suggestion that this is a sucksessor to AHC. You know how I luvs spanish speaking fellatrices.

[QUOTE=Cash Value;1132291]You're not going to stop LE. Its their job to do what they do. Plus you know they like getting HJ's too. Even if this site wasnt here, they would do the same thing. Any info here does not really help them. Sure you guys will say thats not true. But they check all the AMPs even ones not posted here. If there are complaints from the neighboring stores they will check it quicker. Its all about the complaints. You really think that after 4 years of talking about HT they finally got around to checking it? Theres been reviews about licking and sucking from that place every day for years. Only now they get closed? Could be a lease thing too. Just try to relax with all the LE crap-ola, doesn't make a difference. Example= Theres a place on san gabriel that the 2 girls there suck and lick your sack for 20 bucks. Its at 1000 San Gabriel blvd. 218-xxxx and they are hot and easy. So 20 posts like that and its going to get raided? Let me know when that happens. How many raids have really come from the info on this site?[/QUOTE]Cash,

Have you been holding out on us? LOL.

$20 dolla lick and suck thee huh?

Please PM me dude.

PC out

[QUOTE=Master Baiter5;1132197]Yeah, I had some pizza 2 fridays ago with Jenny. It had been a while, but she's still cute and friendly. I opted for a half hour massage this time. They have a new setup there now. Walk in and directed out the back and into the other side that has the full body massage area.[/QUOTE]thanks MB, she is still cute. I kinda like Tina better for some reason. Who knows.

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1132747]Cash,

Have you been holding out on us? LOL.

$20 dolla lick and suck thee huh?

Please PM me dude.

PC out[/QUOTE]It was an example sorry dude. I would have told you about a place like that the second I found it. You're on my list. Just you already know anywhere in this area really is limited. To kill an hour cheap you can't beat this neighborhood. Lately I've been going to Synn COI so the AMPs must miss me.

[QUOTE=Snubit;1132665]Had Italian last night and all is good. Got there around 10 after a experience in Pas. That I am still trying to figure out. See my post in Pas section.[/QUOTE]Snubby,

Cindy at Valley still needs your support. She needs a new skirt. LOL.

Go see her.

PC out

Called on 2/2 and MMS? Picked up and told me the location was fixing its plumbing problem, and will be opened 2/3 or 2/4.

I called on 2/3 and MMS? Picked up and told me to head right on over.

Busy with work so could partake.

Is this true?

Anyone with anything to add?

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1133352]Snubby,

Cindy at Valley still needs your support. She needs a new skirt. LOL.

Go see her.

PC out[/QUOTE]I think we're talking about the same Cindy. Even though I try out these other places I still see Cindy at least once a week.

[QUOTE=King Lucky; 1131823]No offense to the poster with 2 posts saying HT is back open, but given the manner in which they were shut down, it seems kinda fishy.

Anyone going in needs to do proper checks and if possible report their experience there.

Not that anyone would ever do anything wrong, but watch out for a sting that might snare you whether you did anything wrong or not.[/QUOTE]What exactly was the manner that they were shut down in? I asked mamasan about it and she "vacation." While I was there I also heard other callers asking about whether they were open and she told them to come on down.

Also, what are the proper checks? I don't normally post as I have been lurking in and out for the past four years.

I was at the G S Mamasan was very cautious, Sugar came she says she is 24 but more like 30, she didn't remove her cloth she rode me for completion she has crooked teeth costed me tot 1. 2, the service is nothing compared to Pepsy in Korea town.