Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Trav;1398777]Can you just spell out your math. One moment you say no more than 1. 20 and the next is 1. 60 to 1. 80. WTF![/QUOTE]Trav, he meant on top of the house fee. If you read his note carefully, you will notice that he was talking specifically about "extras", not total damage. His numbers are correct. BTW, while I'm here, I'd encourage everyone to stick to the standard $.6. You can give anything you want as a tip for uncommonly good experience, but make sure it's a tip, not dues. The economy is bad, money's tight, dues are $.6, and please keep it that way.

There are times that too much of a good thing is simply that; too much. In my last few visits to Fun City, this seems to be the case. Each of the three girls that I have seen have been beautiful both facially and in body. But this is where the fun for me ended. Each of the these times, the young ladies that I have met (Bobi, Heidi and Cherry) looked like the kind of girl that you would see gracing the arm of a celebrity or a pro athlete but unfortunately, each time when it came time to take care of business it seemed like a cold breeze swept into the room and I was suddenly with a robot who wanted the deed to be done and NOW! If I wanted that to be my experience, I would have just stayed home and spent time with my wife. When Lilly asked how was everything when I was leaving, I gave her a disapproving look, but it seemed to be to no avail as the language barrier I possess with her would not allow me to speak frankly about each appointment. I would like to think that these were just one-off situations, but three strikes in a row is not a coincedence. It is a trend and sadly, not a good one. As always, YMMV, but for me I will be taking my ball and playing elsewhere. If these pastures turn up something or someone worth writing about, I will of course share info. As always, happy hunting and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Puck70;1400239]When Lilly asked how was everything when I was leaving, [b]I gave her a disapproving look, but it seemed to be to no avail[/b] as the language barrier I possess with her would not allow me to speak frankly about each appointment. I would like to think that these were just one-off situations, but three strikes in a row is not a coincedence. It is a trend and sadly, not a good one. As always, YMMV, but for me I will be taking my ball and playing elsewhere. If these pastures turn up something or someone worth writing about, I will of course share info. As always, happy hunting and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Right there is where I think you cheated yourself. Lilly has not stayed in business as long as she has with the reputation she has giving poor experiences. If you were not happy, then you owed it to yourself to SPEAK UP. How can she tell what a "disapproving look" means and how to accommodate you the next time? Sometime, even though it is uncomfortable, one has to help Lilly help you. I'm just sayin' Good luck!

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love;1400543]Right there is where I think you cheated yourself. Lilly has not stayed in business as long as she has with the reputation she has giving poor experiences. If you were not happy, then you owed it to yourself to SPEAK UP. How can she tell what a "disapproving look" means and how to accommodate you the next time? Sometime, even though it is uncomfortable, one has to help Lilly help you. I'm just sayin' Good luck![/QUOTE]A reply coming from someone of your tenure on the site bears a little more credence than a newer member. Thanks for taking the time to reply. When this first happened with Heidi, I did speak with her, both at the location and on the phone. Each time she said she would make it up to me. When this same situation happened again, same story;"I will make it up to you." After this third time with the same result, I am not sure that it is worth giving it another shot, no pun intended. Maybe in a few weeks I may feel differently, but who knows. I agree that Lilly has a great reputation and it is very deserved, but sometimes even the best coaches and GM's have a bad season. Maybe it is just a good time for me to sit on the sidelines and wait till the players change.

I haven't been to their new facility since I know way too many folks who work in the immediate area. But given the location, I am sure the rent at this new property is at least twice what they were paying previously which may be an indication why guys are feeling rushed, inattentive, etc. This way Lilly can make up the difference with higher volume. I said this previously and will say it again. The trend at CH has been disappointing, not to mention that some of the other AMP's are coming up with pretty good talent themselves. Especially the one around the Convention Center. Peace.

[QUOTE=Dr Dong;1401040]I haven't been to their new facility since I know way too many folks who work in the immediate area. But given the location, I am sure the rent at this new property is at least twice what they were paying previously which may be an indication why guys are feeling rushed, inattentive, etc. This way Lilly can make up the difference with higher volume. I said this previously and will say it again. The trend at CH has been disappointing, not to mention that some of the other AMP's are coming up with pretty good talent themselves. Especially the one around the Convention Center. Peace.[/QUOTE]What is kind of funny is that this board is the only reason I started going to FC. I had been going to another place for years but when my favorite flavor left on her 'vacation' I decided to change places. Like I said, I was very happy with the staff at the old location and even at the new place for some time, but it just seems like since the New Year things have changed.

Fellow Mongers,

I am a Northern Virginia (NOVA) monger who posted earlier in anticipation of a business trip to Philly this month. Just wanted to thank all of you for your insight into the AMP scene there. I will probably go to FC on my first night as it is only a short distance from my hotel (will report back on the results). Although there have been some inconsistent reports of late, I am willing to assume that the good rep of this AMP is still justified.

For my second visit (unfortunately only enough time of two shots) , I was thinking about some place in Chinatown. My concern is that, at lead here in NOVA, my experiences with Chinese places has been mixed. I sometimes get an uncomfortable feeling that the girls are not completely volunteers (they changed every week and I was always given "new girl" ). I never get that feeling in Korean places. Anyplace that I should not visit to avoid these feelings would be appreciated (by PM would be fine).

Finally, it may seem stupid, but I assume the girls bring the raincoats (not always the case here in NOVA).

Thanks

There is a place practically next door to FC.

Places in Chinatown, doesn't automatically mean Chinese attendants.

[QUOTE=Dr Dong;1401040]I haven't been to their new facility since I know way too many folks who work in the immediate area. But given the location, I am sure the rent at this new property is at least twice what they were paying previously which may be an indication why guys are feeling rushed, inattentive, etc. This way Lilly can make up the difference with higher volume. I said this previously and will say it again. The trend at CH has been disappointing, not to mention that some of the other AMP's are coming up with pretty good talent themselves. Especially the one around the Convention Center. Peace.[/QUOTE]Recommedations near Convention Center?

[QUOTE=Puck70;1401411]What is kind of funny is that this board is the only reason I started going to FC. I had been going to another place for years but when my favorite flavor left on her 'vacation' I decided to change places. Like I said, I was very happy with the staff at the old location and even at the new place for some time, but it just seems like since the New Year things have changed.[/QUOTE]Puck, I share your story. Been going to FC for about 2 years. Liked the old place better. Girls usually spent more time with you (unless high volume time). Have not had the same experience with anyone at the new FC as I did with the old, not to say that the new FC is bad, just have not visited that frequent as I did the old location. I find that at FC (and other AMPs I frequent) I try to stay with the same provider a few times (before switching if not good). When they get to know you after a few times, it becomes less mechnical and more about what you are looking for. Later, BT3

Thanks for all the info you guys gave to this NOVA monger who was in Philly for a quick visit.

Called FCA 3 hours early and scheduled a visit with Cherry. Showed up and Lily lead me into room. Told me she had nice girl available (Sera) ; started to think "here comes the old bait and switch". Asked if Cherry was available, Lily says no. I find this annoying since I made the appointment and was on time. Sera comes in and she is a cute spinner, and I didn't have time to go elsewhere since I was on a tight schedule. So I agreed (after all Sera was a lot better looking than what I am used to in NOVA). She examined the donation (without touching) and initially had a look of concern (maybe I hadn't spread the bills out enough for her to see the amount $.6 was there). TS was O. K, but ironically, this is one place where I am used to much better. Back to room, massage in a bit on the heavy side. She included back walking, which is not my cup of tea (at least she was lightweight). Then off with the bikini and some B2B rubbing. On the flip, on went the cover and a average, okay CBJ follows for a few minutes. She flips onto her back ready for mish. I slow it down and start with some nursing. She does have nice (but A cup) naturals and this was enjoyable. I slide down for DATY, which she was okay with. Grabbed the towel and wiped the lube off first. After a while, went to miss for a while, and then to doggy. Would like to have tried some more, but when I am hitting a nice spinner with a cute ass from the rear, that finishes me off. Cleaned up, finish with masaggi and help getting dressed. Talked to Lily a bit on the way out. Didn't mention the bait and switch and told her that Sera was okay (not exactly an over the top recommendation). Overall, it was a good visit and mush better than I am getting in NOVA these days.

Caution, call ahead and don't assume their hours are accurate on their BP or CL ads. Had a narrow time frame to get in a second slice while in Philly, so was looking for an early (6 am) visit. Called New World, who advertise as 24/7 and they said they were really 10-10. Asked at Fun City, but that was also a no go (they don't post their hours, but I asked and it is about 10-2 am-ish). Did check out King and they were agreeable, but the older provider there didn't seem worth getting up at 5 AM.

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European Hands Spa (near Vine & 12th) advertises "Russians". I was in town last week for work, and thought I would try this out. Should have been tipped off by there only being one actual massage table in the room, I guess. The girl wasn't Russian-she sounded like she was from Jersey. She says $50 plus tip. I asked what people usually tip. She says at least $20, and I offered $100, so it should have been obvious what I was after. She gave a decent massage, uncovered, both sides, then asked "is there anything else you want massaged?" I said,"Sure," and she gave me a decent HJ. Popped her tits out of her bra and pulled her shirt up, said I could touch if I wanted. They were natural, at least. She wasn't enthusiastic about the HJ at all. Which sucked because it was the most expensive one I've ever had! YMMV, but don't expect anything other than a half-decent massage here.

[QUOTE=CapStoner; 1423489][url]http://philadelphia.backpage.com/BodyRubs/267-575-0448-european-spa-lunch-time-special-50-20/8952084[/url]

European Hands Spa (near Vine & 12th) advertises "Russians". I was in town last week for work, and thought I would try this out. Should have been tipped off by there only being one actual massage table in the room, I guess. The girl wasn't Russian-she sounded like she was from Jersey. She says $50 plus tip. I asked what people usually tip. She says at least $20, and I offered $100, so it should have been obvious what I was after. She gave a decent massage, uncovered, both sides, then asked "is there anything else you want massaged?" I said,"Sure," and she gave me a decent HJ. Popped her tits out of her bra and pulled her shirt up, said I could touch if I wanted. They were natural, at least. She wasn't enthusiastic about the HJ at all. Which sucked because it was the most expensive one I've ever had! YMMV, but don't expect anything other than a half-decent massage here.[/QUOTE]Sorry about the bad experience! Thanks for the warning, however.

Never been to one, but from reading the threads, it seems like RMPs are notorious for YMMV.

It wasn't clear if you gave a Ben for a HJ or not? Seems like being clear what one wants from the lady before forking over that kind of money is a good idea? Yes, at the AMPs one can get away with just dropping the whole fee on the table up front, but that has some risk too. Perhaps the place to have the $$$ negotiation is when she asked is there anything else you want massaged? Assuming they are going to know what you want. Hey any girl that can get 100 for a HJ will take it! When she asked, rather than just saying "sure" perhaps this is a good place to say," I want to scr*w!" Personally, I wouldn't let that kinda scratch out of my hand until we had an understanding. Tune up your game, chalk this one up as lessons learned and venture forth again! We all have those kinds of stories. Just few willing t share them. Thanks again & good luck!

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European Hands Spa (near Vine & 12th) advertises "Russians". I was in town last week for work, and thought I would try this out. Should have been tipped off by there only being one actual massage table in the room, I guess. The girl wasn't Russian-she sounded like she was from Jersey. She says $50 plus tip. I asked what people usually tip. She says at least $20, and I offered $100, so it should have been obvious what I was after. She gave a decent massage, uncovered, both sides, then asked "is there anything else you want massaged?" I said,"Sure," and she gave me a decent HJ. Popped her tits out of her bra and pulled her shirt up, said I could touch if I wanted. They were natural, at least. She wasn't enthusiastic about the HJ at all. Which sucked because it was the most expensive one I've ever had! YMMV, but don't expect anything other than a half-decent massage here.[/QUOTE]Seems to be a few providers on Vine Street. I went to the same place twice. The first time she gave a decent massage then crawled up on the table between my legs for some kissing and an erotic HJ. A few weeks later I called the same number and another girl answered. She told me my girl would be available in an hour so I headed over to the location. When I arrived she told me my girl had to leave because of an emergency but that she was available. This girl was also a very attractive spinner who allowed a lot of down the pants roaming and gave a decent HJ. Honestly I don't think my girl was ever working that night but it was just a ploy to get me there. All worked out well but I didn't like the deception.