Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Shazamm's last week and had an appointment got their and they was not open and the lady called me back and said girls were on their way. So I waited and they pulled up, I waited to go in for a min and went in. The blond said she had another appointment and didn't know if I could do a hr but hh was. 70 and hr was. 80, LOL, soooo I said let me go for the hr. She did not shut up the whole time as I laid down their to get nothing more then my leg hairs rubbed down and back tickled. I felt her little titties and rubbed her ass a little but she said she could not touch me and she gets off by watching dudes jack off. Plus when she rubbed my face her hands smelled like smoke. No tip, Thought I would help out some english speaking grils. Fuck that place.

SPH

I went to see mom and the twins a couple of years ago on a whim. I went in but with in a few moments I came up with a lame excuse and left. They were cool about it. Since then I've heard the same old story about this group. Lame massage with no smile at the end. Thought by now most everyone knew this was a scam. It might be different if they actually gave a good massage. And yes they go by a number of names, usually in pairs. If there are two girls offering massage on the north west side I'd just stay away. Lots of better options. Just my opinion.[QUOTE=pseud onym]Yeah, I've seen ads for Nikki and Taylor for some time, but I've never tried them. The twins were Sheree and Colette and were operating out of a house in a normal subdivision.[/QUOTE]

Couldn't resist an old name and good reputation from the past. Easy to set up with Cindy and in a nice safe location. I recommend parking at the front of the older business complex and walking around to the back suite. It's next to Hans Optical. I met with Alesha the older sister of the two available. She is a short thin blond. Nice over all looking with a cute little body except child birth has not been so good to the chest pieces. She provided a very satisying mutual session, not a clock watcher and went over time. Totally pleasing ending. I had seen her before so it helps to be trusted. YMMV. She enjoys being massaged if thats your thing. Details gladly provided to known senior members upon request. Alesha does talk a lot. Only negative. Sister is younger, nice looking too with a youthful little body. A definate repeat for me. 80 for the hour and 40 tip which she never asked for. I had a great time so it was my pleasure to tip appropriately. A nice change from the Asian scene.

I actually was going to hit Shazamms today but when I called I accidentally dialed 1st choice so instead of taking time to go get my numbers straight I decided to hit JH since you can be there in seconds off the interstate- that could be a good or could be a bad thing. I walked in and was greeted by an old friend from farther west. It seems she and a friend have opened ther own enterprise. She is an absolute sweetheart, older but still quite the firm and trim little physique. To me she was and is one of the better masseuses around the AMP scene in terms of therapeutic value, and to those familiar with her, she has a technique and style that is distinctive and recognizable. I didn't get to see the help, they were in and out some-one thing I really don't like is curtains instead of doors- other than that pleasant surroundings.Standard westside pricing.

Don't you love the consistency of these girls. lol! Interesting how one person can have a great time and another a complete disaster. The blond, Alesha definately doesn't give the best massage and she should learn not to talk so much. If you want a good massage, look else where. Its more of a tease leading up to other things rather than a ligit massage. However, She knows what to do with her hands on me with no prompting. The first time I saw her it was a lot like your experence. All other times have been consistent and well worth the time. But like I said, I have seen her before and we definately click. I feel your pain, I've had the same experence before with english speaking girls. In fact, the majority of white girls give the whole scene a bad taste in your mouth. Bottom line, in my experience, is if you click with the girl and you feel like a safe and trusted client you will have a good time. In this hobby, its just the way it is. See anyone new and you should be ready to TOFTT. I always have liked the challenge of the new experence and the thrill of the quest. And yes, it has back fired on me many times. So don't feel bad. Maybe they will get some new girls and it will be like the old Shazzams. Thanks for your input and welcome ! [QUOTE=StrongPimpHand]Went to Shazamm's last week and had an appointment got their and they was not open and the lady called me back and said girls were on their way. So I waited and they pulled up, I waited to go in for a min and went in. The blond said she had another appointment and didn't know if I could do a hr but hh was. 70 and hr was. 80, LOL, soooo I said let me go for the hr. She did not shut up the whole time as I laid down their to get nothing more then my leg hairs rubbed down and back tickled. I felt her little titties and rubbed her ass a little but she said she could not touch me and she gets off by watching dudes jack off. Plus when she rubbed my face her hands smelled like smoke. No tip, Thought I would help out some english speaking grils. Fuck that place.

SPH[/QUOTE]

It is just me, but it seems like every night I sit down to watch some sports there are tons of cute little Chinese girls in bikinis, passing out medals and walking around leading people places, and next thing you know I have to find an AMP. If I want to go see the water I usually head west, but I must have really screwed up because this time I had to head east just to get to the Pacific. I was met there by a mature, but attractive lady that has only been in town for 10 days, from CA not the Olympics I hear. I must say it was the best massage I have had in a while, very relaxing, extremely thorough and firm but kneading without any sharp edges to the massage, no grinding kind of rubbing, but maybe a little lotiony. It felt like a throwback, she worked every inch, hands,feet, head and every thing in between, and on the flip there was a complete frontal massage, not just the cursory stopover to the ending that you often see. Also, counter to current trends, an hour massage really did consist of a full 60 minutes of work. As for the HE which really was more like a HTQ, it had a very attentive,fun,skilled,not rushed quality to it, almost like it was a magic touch. Fees were standard, look for online coupons, two girls present, only saw mine.

Checked out Rose's yesterday and for the second straight time had to wait 10 min. Door was answered by a mid to late 40ish with bolt on's, was thinking ok not bad, as the headlights made up for the age. 10 min. go by and I am thinking of leaving and another fine monger leaves and I am up next.

My masseuse was not what I expected,considering I thought I was getting hit with high beams, so this petite lady with big overbite, I did not even catch her name, but in need of a rub down so I TOFTT. I asked for table shower and actually not bad, I just closed my eyes and created another vision of who was soaping up the boys. Next up the rub down and again pleasantly surprised at the massage that was performed. On the flip, what started slow and pleasurable, turned into a firm handgrip on the frank and beans (I hate when the provider does this) sometimes it takes a minute to get up. grabbed her hands and told her to slow down, she did and the rest was great. Did what I asked and ended up not being a bad experience. Although a cutey is preverable the trip was worth it.

Looks- 4
Massage- 8
Price- Standard rates apply

Saw a CL ad and thought I'd give Layla a try for half hour. Called and spoke with Madison who arranged everything for her sister Layla. Showed up where directed and called Madison, she directed me in but little sis wasn't there. Called back and was directed to the house and Layla pulled up a couple of minutes later. Layla is very cute but out came the rules. She wanted. 50 for the session, another. 50 mandatory tip and $$ for fs. Asked for a BJ, said she doesn't do that. She said how about a HJ for $. 30. At this point I was just tired of the attitude and negotiating and just left.

Went to an amp, my favorite when I am looking for a full menu, and found Angela, (the same one mentioned in earlier report). I had asked him which amp, but after trying a couple found her on my own. She was fun, total for an hr and a great cg session was 2 big bills. She was fun, and she introduced me to all the talk I have always heard about ass play. A little expensive but fun. Would not say she is young, actually kind of old, give her looks a 5, body 5 but a 8-9 for effort and session. Good luck all!

I had a few minutes to kill. So I headed west to the water. As Ilapp has stated earlier. I took the half hour and it was great. Not your average ocean massage. The girl from the other coast did a great job. She is from L. A and says she is 28. Longer hair and pretty good body. Half hour massage was truly half an hour. Really, really slippery finish. Had a techinque that I had once in a dream that felt like a girl who rhymes with lee-lee. All in all a great half hour. She is leaving in 3 days I believe and going back to Cali. Get your dream in now. $. 40 hh $. 40 tip for a good massage and a great finish. YMMV, not a lot of touching on her but who cares with a great finsh.

Norske 1

Anyone tried the P****** Spa in C-land on 40. I just noticed it today?

After some careful reading, and consulting reviews on the **** site, I think I figured it out.

There are 2 "Top to bottoms". One up north. One is in Plainfield.

The one in Plainfield actually says Utopia on the sign but if you google "Top to bottom, Plainfield" you get the address and phone # for this place. So Utopia and T2B in plainfield are the same.

What threw me was a ref to Utopia here, but on the **** board there are 2 reviews for "T2B" in Plainfield.

I went today to try to visit since the 2 reviews on **** were good. This is my 2nd time going there and the door was locked. Today was at 1:15 pm and previously at around 7pm. So, not sure whats up - maybe they are closed down?

As a side note, the lingerie place in Plainfield has the sign down and is definately out. Although they still had it up with the lit open sign till recently. Oh well, never saw a report anyhow. I'm sure they will reopen somewhere.

Went on an excursion Friday, looking for a decent massage. Had an appointment with Jennifer from the chatline on the westside. Gave her $. 2 for meeting me and shewed her on her way. Since I lost DeeDee's number, figured I would just stop by. When I got there she was packing and says she no longer does massages and is moving. I asked why and she looked over my shoulder and didn't comment. I get the vibe her neighbors ran her out of town. Next stop Roses, what a joke. Next stop Utopia, guess it was closed because no one answered. Next stop Oceans, what a joke.

Saw where Sophia was adverteasing again. Called seveal times, no answer.

On the loop tried the Mich Rd / I-465 corridor. Found the "little house" open again. Thought well that's cool. Meet up with Brittany, says she is 34. Kind of full figured, short, but big titties and a nicely shaped ass. Very pretty blonde with a dark tan. $. 6 massage with $. 6 tip and she took off her pants but not bra on the flip. Quickly she death gripped my unit and was making a lot of head way. Felt her ass and was fishing for some stink finger. After rubbing her pussy for about a minute, found her pussy wet and inviting. Started finger banging her hole and like magic shot a quart and a half.

Would recommend her and this joint. Was suprised at how limited our options are. So when there is something decent, it is uncommon. Good experience here and I am picky as hell.

LD

[QUOTE=LongRichard] Gave her $. 2 for meeting me . . . and $. 6 massage with $. 6 tip LD[/QUOTE]

As you wrote it, you paid $120 to Jennifer and $320 for a HJ? Did you mean $20, abbreviated as .2, and $60, abbreviated as .6 & $60 again for a total of $120, abbreviated as $.2?

Called Saturday and talked to an asian dude who hooked me up with a very hot asian girl at my motel. They both came over at 9pm and set up a table, then he left after taking the money 95 for outcall. She was here longer than an hour. The massage was the most relaxing I ever had. I was dying to check out that young hot bod. She started playing with the boys from behind then asked me to turn over. Her top came off and out ploped the most perfect set of tan hooters I've seen..just perfect. She rubed them all over me, and I mean all over me. Kissed and licked my nipples while jacking me off to an explosion. I'm still in limp mode. Gave her a 40 tip and she cleaned me up and folded the table and out the door she went. A little expensive for hj but I never had to drive to and from, so I was satisfied with it, and thats all that matters. Damn what a beutiful girl she is.
Yes, I did ask for more and even told her I owned a condom, but no go.
Any friends, and regular posters may get the details.
Oh I almost forgot, before I came she stopped me about 5 or 6 times and let me start over again after a few seconds. Damn that was fun.
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