This Story is Funny, which one of you lost your Hearing Aid.
So I'm in Rejuve and got to the room Mama assigns me to. Waiting for the provider. Mama come in the room and starts looking under the bed, I ask her what she is looking for she said a customer lost his hear aids. We start to search everywhere and after some time the customer comes back and he starts to search also. I'm asked to move to another room, then sometime later I'm moved back into the room prior. Apparently he found his hearing aids. Most have been a great session! LOL!
Any knows if this one is good
[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/aloha-sun-spa-yah-welcome-to-our-loyal-locals-808-688-8411-50hr/5100882[/URL]
No thread for Hawaii Ocean Spa, of course
Because they don't deserve one.
I call ahead after my bad experience at Mayflower. Looking through BP ads frantically trying to figure out my plan be date. I try a few and all "Not here now, later coming" for a variety of girls. I call Hawaii Ocean Spa and ask about white girl "Cara" and they say, "Yes, she here now".
I drive over and walk in, meet MS, ask for Cara, then she walks in. She is curvaceous, not so much fat, but I don't particularly care for her 'type'. But she is warm and friendly and with a cute face and friendly smile I think maybe she'll be worth it. Plus I'm horny as all hell and ready to launch.
"You want a shower?
Yes.
"Okay" She sits on end of he bed while I undress and then hands me a towel. She walks me to the shower room and leads me in, turns on water and walks out without saying anything. Disappears. I figure oh well, I shower and walk out. I then realize she was standing there just waiting for me.
We head back to room and she cranks up A / C since it's warm. Some small talk and she hasn't done anything yet to warm me up. I drop my towel and lie down. She proceeds to rub me back with lotion. We make more small talk and nothing is going anywhere. Finally I make a move on her to get things rolling. She stands up and I say "why don't you take off those clothes".
"Okay. Are we going to take care of the paperwork first?" she asks me.
"I never pay up front".
"Well how much are you going to spend?
"$160 is the norm for an hour".
"Ok".
I'm thinking red flags everywhere. I hate this. But I'm fucking ready to explode.
"Honey, I'll take the money now" she insists.
I get up, walk over and grab the cash and hand it to her. She strips and jumps on the bed naked. Then we start going at it and I realize she smells. She needed a shower more than me. Suddenly she reaches over for the cover and rips it open and gets it ready. I start trying to suck on her titties and she pauses and sits up. She reaches for cover and motions to put it on me, limp. I'm like WTF?
"Who, wait a second!
"It's okay, I want this on" She insist.
On goes the cover on my limp dick and then she lays back. I resume some titty sucking and work my way down for some DATY, all the while holding my breath. I must have been horny because as I neared the zone I can smell "it" and I'm thinking, dude, we should leave now.
Then she places her hand over her crotch. No go.
Fuck.
"Whats up with that?
"I don't like that, you know, saliva. ".
"See this is why I never pay up front. I'm ready to bail on this scene. I want out" I tell her.
"Oh, okay, you're a nice guy. Maybe just this once. ".
I make the motion towards the zone again as I grab deep breath. "oh baby" I'm thinking. Eating and not breathing not a good combination. What the fuck wuz I thinking?
I almost stopped but I motioned to her and said, "Suck me off".
She obliged and got on all fours, sucked me till hard and then I mounted her doggie. Then mish till done. The whole time she kept her hand "Down" there to grab the cover. What the fuck is that about?
I got up, took another solo shower and left. I didn't say anything, wasn't rude or mean. I just said thanks and goodbye.
Fuck her, fuck that AMP. What a miserable experience, stink, fat, horrible service, waste of funds, burned an afternoon. I coulda jacked off and enjoyed myself more.
Here is a link to her picture from BP. Please note. The ad is for Hello Kitty, Jasmine's place. But I was NOT at this AMP in CC. I was at HAWAII OCEAN SPA at the Wong Building on King St. Behind Panda, where there are a half dozen other joints, too. I'm only posting this link because of the accurate picture. She was actually wearing the same lingerie!
[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-asians-and-hot-caucasians-new-girl-cara-5-star-service/5294996[/URL]
"Cara" no go, would not recommend or repeat and would encourage brothers to avoid this place.
Bad yes, but not worsT. I had worst already
[QUOTE=Raiden;2488895]Damn brother. That qualifies as the worst day of your life. Sorry but I had to laugh a bit as everything sucked big time. Wow shit. I'm surprised your dick worked. Mine would not have even got half way. What a fkn nightmare. Thanks for the heads up. Avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]Mahalo brother Raiden for your thoughts. It was def a bad afternoon. I put a lot of "careful" time in my mongering these days, which is much less than days before. Not seeing the girl I wanted, bad. Seeing some smelly chick who turned me off, bad (perhaps my fault, eh?
But the worst day of my entire "effing" life was getting busted in a sting operation a couple years ago. Provider set me up (BP ad) and I walked right into it in spite of red flags going off. Won't repost details but you can go back and read details all you want in my profile. Senior members here already know the drill I went through.
So THAT was the worst day, bro. You guys be careful out there. Brothers be right, 5-0 knows more than you think, we got to stay one step ahead. Stick with providers that have a rep for good work, at AMPs that consider customer service, and stay away from newbie chicks on BP that have no reviews, reviews elsewhere, or TGTBT. Chances are, they are LE. If you take a chance, once in awhile, make sure you do your homework, watch what you say, let her make the moves, don't be stupid and think through "little" dickie. And most of all, trust you gut. First red flag goes up, get out, turn around and walk away with nothing further said. Just leave.
Lets be careful out there!
Day Monger thread- still might have some good leads
[QUOTE=TwentyTwenty;2496409]So where's a good place to get your morning fix? I hate being that guy to wake someone up, and tired service isn't particularly good. Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8287-The-Day-Monger[/URL]