Massage Parlor Reports

Hello my Baltimore brethren. OhioRich here, originally from Ohio, I now reside in 804, VA. I have a fetish for older providers. I'm probably the only guy who would complain when the woman is 20 years younger then shown in the AMP's ad. So, when I had a chance to travel through Charm City I looked at the reviews here and it looked like this place was just what I was looking for: 60+ supplementing their meager Chinese retirement account. I'm all in. Actually, a couple of the reviews here stated the provider was 60+. Imagine my disappointment when, to me, I put her in the early 50's / late 40's. But, hey, any port in a storm.

She's no CMT, but hey, her massage was pretty good. And, the handy at then end really hit the spot. She knows exactly why every guy walks in there and she's OK with it. Often I read a review where the provider has an attitude and I avoid those places -puts a real bummer on the session. This was a jolly (not to) ol' woman who was a hoot. If I had met her in the line at Publix I'd be asking her out. I'll pick an older provider with a great attitude over a young filly trying to just turn me around any day. 60 for the 61 minute hour and she was happy with the 40 tip. I had to hunt around for the place (doesn't show up on google maps). I don't want to break any rules here, but as other reviews have stated, it is on E. Furnace Branch RD, half-mile east of RT 10, on the left when you're traveling east -shares a building with an upholstery place.

And, to provide some info about where I reside, River City. When you plan a visit here, you don't need to bring any extra cash because the chances of leaving happy at a RVA AMP is between zero and zero. The local authorities are happy to play wack-a-mole with any providers that break the rules. You'd think we were in the middle of the Bible Belt. A place like this wouldn't last a month. Enjoy your good fortune, my fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=OhioRich;4662814]Hello my Baltimore brethren. OhioRich here, originally from Ohio, I now reside in 804, VA. I have a fetish for older providers. I'm probably the only guy who would complain when the woman is 20 years younger then shown in the AMP's ad. So, when I had a chance to travel through Charm City I looked at the reviews here and it looked like this place was just what I was looking for: 60+ supplementing their meager Chinese retirement account. I'm all in. Actually, a couple of the reviews here stated the provider was 60+. Imagine my disappointment when, to me, I put her in the early 50's / late 40's. But, hey, any port in a storm.

She's no CMT, but hey, her massage was pretty good. And, the handy at then end really hit the spot. She knows exactly why every guy walks in there and she's OK with it. Often I read a review where the provider has an attitude and I avoid those places -puts a real bummer on the session. This was a jolly (not to) ol' woman who was a hoot. If I had met her in the line at Publix I'd be asking her out. I'll pick an older provider with a great attitude over a young filly trying to just turn me around any day. 60 for the 61 minute hour and she was happy with the 40 tip. I had to hunt around for the place (doesn't show up on google maps). I don't want to break any rules here, but as other reviews have stated, it is on E. Furnace Branch RD, half-mile east of RT 10, on the left when you're traveling east -shares a building with an upholstery place.

And, to provide some info about where I reside, River City. When you plan a visit here, you don't need to bring any extra cash because the chances of leaving happy at a RVA AMP is between zero and zero. The local authorities are happy to play wack-a-mole with any providers that break the rules. You'd think we were in the middle of the Bible Belt. A place like this wouldn't last a month. Enjoy your good fortune, my fellow mongers[/QUOTE]Nice review! I've been there three times. It gets the job done in a pinch. But this place doesn't have a ton of privacy (but, it's not like there was a line waiting to get in, either). The third time I went, there was a younger (30's) provider there, but I don't think she's around any longer. Daisy (the old one) gives a pretty decent massage and makes jokes throughout. If you flirt with her, she'll flirt back. Even with her broken English, she jokes that she knows you're there for a handy. She was very happy with a. 40 tip. But I'm not going to lie. It's a little strange getting a handy from someone so old.

[QUOTE=DCHung;4662727]She's still listed at [URL]https://adultsearch.com/maryland/baltimore/body-rubs/1140536[/URL] but I haven't seen a recent ad by her.[/QUOTE]Thanks, though that is actually not the one I was looking for. This girl had dark hair and was close to being all legit.

[QUOTE=DCHung;4662727]She's still listed at [URL]https://adultsearch.com/maryland/baltimore/body-rubs/1140536[/URL] but I haven't seen a recent ad by her.[/QUOTE]This AD is suspicious middIde pic are not candy for sure. The first and Iast photo are her. I was aII over that 10-15 years ago know every inch of that girI. If you ever saw her for reaI you wouId know that is not Candys Iips and teeth.

DC good to know you are stiII around.

[QUOTE=MassagaMe;4664734]This AD is suspicious middIde pic are not candy for sure. The first and Iast photo are her. I was aII over that 10-15 years ago know every inch of that girI. If you ever saw her for reaI you wouId know that is not Candys Iips and teeth.

DC good to know you are stiII around.[/QUOTE]A couple of those photos have been the same for a decade. If she is 29, she had her kid when she was 12!

[QUOTE=OhioRich;4662814]Hello my Baltimore brethren. OhioRich here, originally from Ohio, I now reside in 804, VA. I have a fetish for older providers. I'm probably the only guy who would complain when the woman is 20 years younger then shown in the AMP's ad. So, when I had a chance to travel through Charm City I looked at the reviews here and it looked like this place was just what I was looking for: 60+ supplementing their meager Chinese retirement account. I'm all in. Actually, a couple of the reviews here stated the provider was 60+. Imagine my disappointment when, to me, I put her in the early 50's / late 40's. But, hey, any port in a storm.

She's no CMT, but hey, her massage was pretty good. And, the handy at then end really hit the spot. She knows exactly why every guy walks in there and she's OK with it. Often I read a review where the provider has an attitude and I avoid those places -puts a real bummer on the session. This was a jolly (not to) ol' woman who was a hoot. If I had met her in the line at Publix I'd be asking her out. I'll pick an older provider with a great attitude over a young filly trying to just turn me around any day. 60 for the 61 minute hour and she was happy with the 40 tip. I had to hunt around for the place (doesn't show up on google maps). I don't want to break any rules here, but as other reviews have stated, it is on E. Furnace Branch RD, half-mile east of RT 10, on the left when you're traveling east -shares a building with an upholstery place.

And, to provide some info about where I reside, River City. When you plan a visit here, you don't need to bring any extra cash because the chances of leaving happy at a RVA AMP is between zero and zero. The local authorities are happy to play wack-a-mole with any providers that break the rules. You'd think we were in the middle of the Bible Belt. A place like this wouldn't last a month. Enjoy your good fortune, my fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Being someone of your kind. The older really get me LOL. Try for FS next time. It can be had and is a good time. You have to just work for it alittle.

Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.

Check out either Cherry or Rising Sun in GB, both offer FS and right next door to each other.

[QUOTE=Rikken12;4667667]Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rikken12;4667667]Recently saw they went black. Was my usual place to go to as they treated me well. Any news on what happened? Haven't seen anything about it. And even more so, anyone know MMS from pre-2018 and if she's gone anywhere local? She treated me very well in past and sadly, I went on vacation right before she left (so I was gone about 2 months before I found out she moved on). She always had quality girls.

But since Laurel closed out, decided to take a look back at silk. Been a good few years since I visited. Got Cherry first go. And as all the other reviews stated, quite the spinner. The next 2 times I went however, I got older gal with very big busty resume. Didn't catch her name either time as she wasn't really my type (older gal, little heavy). But no other choice as I didn't call ahead and apparently cherry was on vacay for a while. But she did have some large cans which she let me fuck and can't lie, it was pretty amazing. But from what I've read, silk is no FS and won't ever be. And now that Laurel is gone (which was my go to) I'm kind of lost on where to go. I used to be a reg at RL, but stopped after Jenny left (few years now). Now, I highly doubt any would recognize me there and I'd need to rebuild a rep (which I'm not sure I even want to). Could use some good suggestions at this point as I'm not sure I want to commit to silk (good quality, but not great rewards for loyalty), and RL takes a good few times before they trust you (and then it's mostly older). And lately, haven't found the 'independents' to be very good either. Most usually rush and offer half of what they state (if even). Not to mention the constant bait and switch.[/QUOTE]I too would like to know what happened. I really enjoyed going there and always had consistent service. Hope all is well.

Long time lurker of the form. Had some information that I felt I needed to share. Went by 7111 and while I left fully satisfied it seems I also left with ringworm.

Long time lurker wanted to share. Went by 7* left fully satisfied but took ring worm with be. Be careful.

[QUOTE=McMuffins;4618681]Just curious. Have any AA guys actually been successful with ads that stated no AA? Or did you just not bother?[/QUOTE]I've been successful a few times, everytime to be exact. I've only done it about 4 times. When they say no AA, what they really mean is no thugs or hood dudes. I sound "White" on the phone so I don't raise any flags.

Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;4676322]Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.[/QUOTE]Cherry the spinner at Silk gives a near therapeutic massage. Then the usual silky finish.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;4676322]Baltimore such a weird location imo.

Sore from work I need an actual good rub.

Do I hike it to a NOVA thai? Travel time plus expensive for what you get. But it Is a good experience.

Do I hit one of the Laurel establishments? Good rub / non granny provider is a toss up, plus a bit expensive.

Or one of the glen burnie granny gangs?

It seems the indy providers never returned from the purge.[/QUOTE]There's a spa place near the MD / DE (Elkton) border that opens till 12 AM. It is managed by the same crew that did the AAMP scene in Laurel / Silver Spring area. It's too bad they don't come here anymore.