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		As you guys know, I really liked Ruby Spa's (maybe too much, lots of guys thought I worked there) but as with all these places you can never let your guard down. I was in the session and had to take a piss bad so I went to the bathroom. I guess she used that short time to look through my stuff because later I noticed I was missing 100 dollars.
Live and learn.
[blue]Hey "Bill" do you like how I edited this post? If you make another fake user to shill your place I'll get way more inventive than this. 
Seriously, I fucking hate it when pimps come here and make fake accounts to advertise their place, don't do it again.
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		Any good places around Michigan Ave Grant Park area?
	
	
		Visiting in town on business. Any good massages places around Michigan and Grant Park area?
	 
 
	
	
	
		Spa Spam and Some USEFUL info
	
	
		[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6492023]Started seeing reports about Ruby spa after all the promotion of Tokyo spa started. The owners are jealous, LOL.[/QUOTE]Was out of town for a long weekend. Was catching up on this thread and there's literally 2 pages in a row of Ruby and Tokyo /819 "reviews," spammed. Hopefully they "shill" out with the non-stop reviews or they'll just drive people away.
And, for the sake of the real purpose of this thread, a little info on a new spot which is underreported (the true purpose of this thread).
Windsor Spa, Pulaski near Lawrence. Current MT, Ella. Searched the name and the prior descriptions from the shill shops sound similar though she said it was her first time in Chicago. In from Vegas and / or NY, I forget which but she's spent time at both, originally from Singapore though she's Chinese. Work done on her face, not sure about the body. Her big Bs, small Cs seemed real. Petite, sexy, curvy and a pro who knows how to please. She's a spa 8+/10. She's hot and she knows it and is on the higher end of the pay spectrum though she knows she's in Chicago so tries to keep it reasonable. She is completely different from the last MT reported to be here, Cici, a couple weeks ago. No comparison and I don't say that lightly. Search bed page if you want the contact info (Pulaski listing). Enjoy and review / support your local (non-franchised) spa, hahaha!
	 
 
	
	
	
		Ass Licking WTF IS GOING ON HERE
	
	
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Let me explain to you what the fuck is going on here.
In the words of our founder this forum is dedicated to men who have always been men having sex with women who have always been women, it's been that way for twenty years.
Even though the guy who wrote those words is no longer associated with the forum they are still our mission statement.
We don't define what "sex" is because we don't give a fuck so long as it's between men who have always been men and women who have always been women. It's not your fucking business what kind of sex they are having unless they are borrowing your dick to have that sex. If some guy, who has always been a guy wants to pay some chick who has always been a chick to put on a strapon and fuck him in the ass he's welcomed to review how well she does it. Why do we do this you may ask, well you won't but others might, it's because you aren't the only motherfucker reading these reports. You may not like getting a giant toy shoved up your ass, I don't either, but other guys might and if it's not my ass getting the dildo stuck in it, then it's not my fucking business. (Are you sensing a theme here? About shit not being your fucking business?)
So, in the future, on review threads like this, if you don't like what somebody writes be a fucking adult and scroll past. If you want to start some shit like this again take it to the fight thread.
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		You S A S G Chicago Massage Parlor Reports Forum
	
	
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Seriously, spend the afternoon reading the rules of the site. You might want to focus on the part that says don't be a douche.
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