Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped in paid for hour and girl tried to flip me in 20 min. Did complain and ending was bs. Phone rang while I was on table and was rushed out of the door. Shit attitude and service as usual. Fuck that place they don't change table after Johns leave. ***** strained the paper cover and reused the face paper towel. I'm done I don't want to get pink eye there. Place is a dump and filthy. Not trying to hate but better service is available at other places. I'll choose to not waste hard earned money in being double parked in a dirty dump. Save your money.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;4608616]Police arrested 2 masseuses at Elite in Eldersburg. Both charged with massage without a license. One also charged with prostitution. No mention of human trafficking, not surprising. Most likely just 2 lady entrepreneurs. So again male elites slamming down the glass ceiling! If you can actually slam a ceiling down, that is.[/QUOTE]It's a miracle this place lasted as long as it did. Seemed obvious during my last visit that they felt under pressure, being extremely cautious and frankly just not delivering to my expectations being a repeat customer. Sounds like Subjects A and B folded like cheap tents. This story also affirms that I simply cannot guess the ages of Asian women.

Just curious. Have any AA guys actually been successful with ads that stated no AA? Or did you just not bother?

Guys, visited RL Therapy. Left the place as the spa seems legit to me. Is it so? Thought to visit next week after taking opinion with the people have visited over there. Can you guys suggest a SPa or independent provider provides good service?

A visit after a 2+ month hiatus I had a dream.

Got 'Merry' late 20's spinner with hot body and a beautiful rack.

Good TS / and back massage. A little rushed but I was in a rush so no problem.

Great tongue massage.

Standard house: did CFS for $. 2 no haggle.

I'll be back. She is on standard AMP rotation.

[QUOTE=LesTosterone;4612926]It's a miracle this place lasted as long as it did. Seemed obvious during my last visit that they felt under pressure, being extremely cautious and frankly just not delivering to my expectations being a repeat customer. Sounds like Subjects A and B folded like cheap tents. This story also affirms that I simply cannot guess the ages of Asian women.[/QUOTE]Its difficult to guess the age of women from Japan / Korea / China from looks.

OK. I'm a newbie for the Baltimore massage parlor scene, but where is my most consistent / best chance for a good fun, clean, erotic massage up around the Towson area? What is the most consistent place for cute girls and quality service?

[QUOTE=Rocky99;4618720]Guys, visited RL Therapy. Left the place as the spa seems legit to me. Is it so? Thought to visit next week after taking opinion with the people have visited over there. Can you guys suggest a SPa or independent provider provides good service?[/QUOTE]It is definately a fun place to visit. You might visit the Columbia / Jessup section. There is plenty of information there including a review by me. You may need to visit more than once to really enjoy yourself.

Looking south of Baltimore. I have a bad back, and though I'm definitely looking for simple extras, its nice to be able to communicate, a little more here, less there. Any recommendations?

Looks like this place is closed. The sign has been dark for a few weeks. And the car with NY plates that was always in the parking lot is gone.

[QUOTE=HttN1;4624507]Looking south of Baltimore. I have a bad back, and though I'm definitely looking for simple extras, its nice to be able to communicate, a little more here, less there. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I'm not an expert. I've only been to two, but perhaps it can save a trip.

1) There's a place on Furnace Branch Rd just east of 10 (maybe 1/2 mile). It doesn't really have a sign on the front or anything. It just says "massage". It's really crappy inside and I'm pretty sure the woman that owns it, lives there. She sears a moomoo all morning. I usually do this at 11 am or noon. Probably not a popular time. Her name is Daisy. The first time I went, I got her. For a 60 year old woman, the massage was passable. She gave me a handy afterwards. It was a little weird, but it got the job done. The next time I went, I got LuLu. Worst massage ever, but we went right to BBJ and CFS. Tightest pussy I've ever fucked. Apparently that was a one time thing, because it appears she has left. It's just back to Daisy. It's not very private, so if you don't mind banging away at someone while Daisy is 20 feet away in the other room (separated by a curtain), then go for it. But I'd make sure there's another provider in there.

2) There's the Glen Burnie Acupuncture. They are the only provider that advertises on RubRatings. I got one woman and got a decent massage and CFS. The was older and not very attractive. Too expensive $$ for everything (CFS + massage). I went back a second time and got a different older woman. Crappy massage but she did a titty-fuck. That was surprisingly awesome. Still too expensive at $.80 for all of that. I usually go at around noon. Perhaps it's better in the evening.

Hope it helps. I think you're looking for something that doesn't exist (ha).

[QUOTE=HttN1;4624507]Looking south of Baltimore. I have a bad back, and though I'm definitely looking for simple extras, its nice to be able to communicate, a little more here, less there. Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I am not sure how far south you want to go. But if you are looking for a solid massage at a reasonable price, I have been going to Rest and Repose Spa in Rockville (not too far off highway). I have seen Angela a few times and she listens to direction and provides an EXCELLENT massage. They are also on Groupon from time to time.

(and NO extras. At least from what I can gather. But she does spend a lot of time on my glutes which I love).

[QUOTE=CudaKid;4619001]A visit after a 2+ month hiatus I had a dream.

Got 'Merry' late 20's spinner with hot body and a beautiful rack.

Good TS / and back massage. A little rushed but I was in a rush so no problem.

Great tongue massage.

Standard house: did CFS for $. 2 no haggle.

I'll be back. She is on standard AMP rotation.[/QUOTE]Is $. 2.

A - 20.

Or.

B - 200.

I'm not sure how much cash I need. Heading there this week. Perhaps Tuesday afternoon. Will give a report when I'm back home.

[QUOTE=Tsuscrumhalf;4625872]Is $. 2.

A - 20.

Or.

B - 200.

I'm not sure how much cash I need. Heading there this week. Perhaps Tuesday afternoon. Will give a report when I'm back home.[/QUOTE]Check out the "Abbreviations" page.

[QUOTE=Tsuscrumhalf;4625872]Is $. 2.

A - 20.

Or.

B - 200.

I'm not sure how much cash I need. Heading there this week. Perhaps Tuesday afternoon. Will give a report when I'm back home.[/QUOTE]120. Search & you'll find. RTFF.