Massage Parlor Reports

Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6029024]Maybe it woud be productive to have people sound off with their top 5 jack shacks in the OC. For example,

Bamboo Wood.

Sunny Health.

True Care.

Bali.

Top10.[/QUOTE]Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.

Bamboo. Dirty towels and girls.

Sunny health. Dirty towels and girls are over 50.

Lucy at fish and chips. Raised price to $140.

Haven. Girls gotten fatter lately had a girl named Myra.

Happy day in Santa Ana. New owners. And girls are uglier than ever.

Got a new girl at this place in Santa Ana, found her on bedpage.

[URL]https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/santa-anta-tustin/22523259.html[/URL]

Glad I went today, she was new, about 30's, big boobies. Tight ass.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6032298]Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.[/QUOTE]What's the GPS rates?

[QUOTE=KammyMike;6033796]What's the GPS rates?[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome.

Golden pussy rates.

$180 BBBJ.

$220 BBBJ and FS.

$250. BBBJ and BBFS.

Lovely Linda at Santa Ana bed page ad.

Hot late 30's. No FS. Good HJ and boobage play. Still fun.

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6032191]Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.[/QUOTE]Wow this is great news, Spicy Chicken. If I recall you have discovered two new girls at BW in the past week, and on the first visit with each, one wanted to blow, and one wanted to fuck, but sadly not that particular day. Did you come back again to collect the prize on the 2nd visit? Maybe you're a more desirable guy, because most of us, had to slowly build the confidence of the super star providers to gain just a little more access after each big tip. Can you tell us your secret? (However, please spare us any more secrets involved unwiped asses.) None of the girls I have had there are as wild as they are at other nearby places.

First time visiting Ma Clinic in LH. Location isn't the best considering it's right next door to an Albertsons but went at night when it wasn't so busy. Did a 4 hand with Cici and Helen. Opted for 30 since I just wanted to see how I went. Massage started of slow with lots of mutual touch and the teasing was decent. Didn't get any clothes off nor did I try so maybe next time. On the flip their tag team strategy was amazing and had me shaking on the table. All in all I'd say it worth it. Damage was 140. Will repeat.

Also, does anyone have any info on this provider? Might have to toftt but any info would be appreciated thanks.

[URL]https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/tustin/22531805.html[/URL]

I'll list my top-5, but just a straight HE without much more doesn't put a huge smile on my face.

So.

Although YMMV, my #1 is Yumi from the TLC Enclave in Costa Mesa. Total GFE / PSE for me, going on for quite a while now. While she sometimes flakes out, when we connect, it's pretty damn special.

Happy Day, Tustin. Just reconnected with Tina after a pre-covid break from that place. She's a MILF, but pretty easy on the eyes overall, and is down for BBBJ and more if she likes you.

Rainbow Massage, Tustin. The theme for me is convenience, so I like to stick to Tustin, Santa Ana and Costa Mesa. Westminster, GG and beyond are more than I want to commute. Rainbow always has late 20's or early 30's girls, with different levels of access. More than a couple will get nekkid and allow DATY, some will do less, so may do more.

Coconut SA. Lulu in particular, but the others are serviceable, too. BBBJ and CFS. Pretty girls overall.

Six Star Tustin / SA. Either CFS or at least DATY and CBJ / BBBJ depending. A quick drive over there for me, so a good plan B.

Tried out Coconut massage. Got Tina from Thailand. Just skipped the massage because I know it would suck anyway. She said only 30 min was available. 40 to the house and 140 tip. I think she was the only one there. CBJ and CFS. Was pretty uninspired. There are security cameras in the room and she wouldn't stop looking at them almost the whole time. I actually had to stop and just get a HJ which was a total jackhammer. I am losing faith in FS massage places. Most are not very good service. Wouldn't repeat with her although she was decent looking. Almost no English. Was a nice girl but just seemed rushed and not into it. Ok to the next!

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6032191]Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.[/QUOTE]I went in based on your review and the mms said no new girl and no Vietnamese. Are you sure it was Bamboo Wood? It worked out ok, I got Jessica. Attractive woman. Nice handy. But I'd be interested if that's another shop you went to.

After reading the myriad of reports. Some legit, others pure BS based on the attention craving musings of a sad lonely poster- decided to see for myself.

Went to gym first and then bamboo so was looking forward to it as I like a post workout massage. Went in and saw the mamasan. Was hoping they had 45 minutes but only 30/60. She charged me 45 for an hour so still mega affordable. Asked for Andi based on the reports here and was greeted by another gal, not andi but since it was my first time thought it was her so said "nice to see you again" as she led me to the back in a super dark curtained area. Started undressing and Andi came in with a new sheet for the table- made me feel like it was a clean operation though she could have just been reusing sheets over and over. Also got me thinking that maybe every girl who works there may be known as Andi.

Anyhow- she gets to it and it was legit great massage. She was digging in with her elbows and when they say deep tissue there weren't fucking around. I like a good strong, firm massage and she was delivering to the point I thought I was going to need a safe word to get her to ease off. Spent a lot of time on neck back and shoulders before working my legs. She applied a good amount of oil and started the tease which wax expertly given. At times thought she was about to jam her finger in my ahole but she never did which was ok with me. After a good 5 minutes of tease we hit the flip and was a good handy. Started slow and worked into the JH. Finished and cleaned up. She worked a bit more on my chest and shoulders.

All in all excellent massage and excellent tease / buildup. Tipped her $60 and she didn't make a sad face or ask for more.

Was a great experience and will probably try downstairs place next just to see the difference.

But certainly worthy of the top 5.

Joy Spa (F. V.) closed. I miss how she would squeeze her body onto my back as the massage. I felt like I was being ridden like Seabisquit.

Mindy from Solace (S. A.) now in Orange. Barberwaxingqueen. Easy on the eyes.

True Care (S. A.) nice massage.

Seven Seas (C. M.) Good massage and excellent use of her feet!

Happy Happy (Westminster) Hit or miss with rotating staff.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6032298]Top 5; Not in Rank Order:

5* - Euclid and Edinger.

My Happy Feet. Bolsa and Brookhurst.

Happy Day Spa. Bolsa near Beach Blvd.

Golden Star. Euclid and Chapman.

Bamboo Wood and / or SH. Both at Westminster and Magnolia.

All are good for a decent, if not excellent, massage and HJ, at non-GPS rates. Also from (almost) any of them, the more you invest in time and roses with a specific provider, the more you'll receive in return. All the way up to and including BBFS.

Have fun, Ladies and Gents.[/QUOTE]Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?

I saw Linda at true Care. 40 yo. Decent body. Relaxing massage. Perky B's for her age. I sat up and she did bra up and I reached in to find an unshaven pussy. She took it pretty well when I shot on her hip. 65. I recommend.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;6035754]Thanks Plumber. Any reason why you didn't put L&L on this list?[/QUOTE]Other than I haven't been there but a few times in these many years of hobbying. I've heard plenty of good stuff though. Air Body and Bali are two others I've enjoyed but just not as frequently. DarkroomDaddy had a good idea with this 'Top 5' suggestion. Several mentioned I need to revisit as it's been a long time cumming. Ehr. Coming. Ehr. Going!

[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;6032191]Went looking for Jessica, mms said she was taking a dump, if I could wait 10 minutes. Nah forget it, not waiting. So mms says try new girl CaoNee. Ok why not and fuck, pleasantly surprised she was a nice piece of ass. Looks like a young Anna, not as thin but shapely with firm Bs. Asked her name again and she said "Cao Nee"; I'm thinking Vietnamese but who cares. Nice sensual massage, a little shy at first but it didn't take long for her to get hot and horny, and devoured me with the hottest BJ I've ever had. Wanted to fuck but she says not today. I'll be back.[/QUOTE]I went to BW and asked for Cow-knee, and was told there is no such girl but half a dozen other guys are asking for her. I had to "make do" with Linda for a great serssion beyond all expectations.

I've driven by this place hundreds of times and decided to give it a shot. Walked in and paid the $60 for the hour. A thicker gal named Ivy led me to the room. She had a big rack and was wearing a one piece dress at the time. She asked if I had been there before and I told her I have a long time ago. Massage honestly was very average. Not much deep pressure or anything. I did notice at the door it said for deep tissue massage or hot stones an extra $10. Not sure if this would change the massage but maybe I'll ask in the future. Ivy did quite a bit of teasing and on the flip she teased even more before going into the HE. HE wasn't bad and she ended up grabbing my hand and putting it on one of her tits. She did the flicking of my nipple which honestly I don't care much for but whatever. Ended up blowing my load anyways. She then finished up with a little more massage before the hour was up. Before I left she mentioned they do shaving and waxing as well. Might take them up on that service down the road. Tipped her $50 and went on my way.

-Woodyee.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6036239]Other than I haven't been there but a few times in these many years of hobbying. I've heard plenty of good stuff though. Air Body and Bali are two others I've enjoyed but just not as frequently. DarkroomDaddy had a good idea with this 'Top 5' suggestion. Several mentioned I need to revisit as it's been a long time cumming. Ehr. Coming. Ehr. Going![/QUOTE]L&L has some good stuff going on. But like I discovered there and a few other places like Bali. If you just show up and say give me anyone, you get the lousiest girl in the bullpen. But if you know who the super stars are. You go home a happy and drained man.

[QUOTE=OcSteven;6035390]After reading the myriad of reports. Some legit, others pure BS based on the attention craving musings of a sad lonely poster- decided to see for myself.

Went to gym first and then bamboo so was looking forward to it as I like a post workout massage. Went in and saw the mamasan. Was hoping they had 45 minutes but only 30/60. She charged me 45 for an hour so still mega affordable. Asked for Andi based on the reports here and was greeted by another gal, not andi but since it was my first time thought it was her so said "nice to see you again" as she led me to the back in a super dark curtained area. Started undressing and Andi came in with a new sheet for the table- made me feel like it was a clean operation though she could have just been reusing sheets over and over. Also got me thinking that maybe every girl who works there may be known as Andi.

Anyhow- she gets to it and it was legit great massage. She was digging in with her elbows and when they say deep tissue there weren't fucking around. I like a good strong, firm massage and she was delivering to the point I thought I was going to need a safe word to get her to ease off. Spent a lot of time on neck back and shoulders before working my legs. She applied a good amount of oil and started the tease which wax expertly given. At times thought she was about to jam her finger in my ahole but she never did which was ok with me. After a good 5 minutes of tease we hit the flip and was a good handy. Started slow and worked into the JH. Finished and cleaned up. She worked a bit more on my chest and shoulders.

All in all excellent massage and excellent tease / buildup. Tipped her $60 and she didn't make a sad face or ask for more.

Was a great experience and will probably try downstairs place next just to see the difference.

But certainly worthy of the top 5.[/QUOTE]To quote The Gray Man which I watched over the weekend, sounds like "just another Thursday" at BW. With their elbow, I usually tell them to go medium or soft, and that finger, I'd tell them just the outside, not inside. Although I'm surprised Andie didn't stick it in.

Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?

Anna insisted on $60 from me, and I wasn’t allowed touching, even OTC. She pushed away when I tried. I haven't been back since. It was the way that she did it that didn't sit well with me.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;6036733]Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoClue02;6036733]Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?[/QUOTE]If you give them 60 and are polite and a nice guy, they will be happy with 60. If you shave it to 50 or 40 they will be disappointed. The way I look at it the 20 means more to them than it does to me. If they are friendly and do a good job reward them a bit. If they are not friendly, mechanical and jack hammer, shave them a bit.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6036290]I went to BW and asked for Cow-knee, and was told there is no such girl but half a dozen other guys are asking for her. I had to "make do" with Linda for a great serssion beyond all expectations.[/QUOTE]I was comparing Cao Nee's looks at Anna BW and mistakenly wrote Bamboo, but it was actually SH downstairs. Temp mms Grace was up front and told me about new girl CaoNee. Don't know if she's new or just new to me.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;6036826]If you give them 60 and are polite and a nice guy, they will be happy with 60. If you shave it to 50 or 40 they will be disappointed. The way I look at it the 20 means more to them than it does to me. If they are friendly and do a good job reward them a bit. If they are not friendly, mechanical and jack hammer, shave them a bit.[/QUOTE]If I'm not caressing a woman's breasts or fingering a clit, the provider is going to be whacking Willie for weeks. I need some inspiration. I've always assumed utc play was worth a little extra. Fifty for boobs, 60 for stink finger. I have no problem with saying just massage. I've got the feeling lately that the two A girls might be short timers. But attitude is everything in that curtained room. If I want pouty and sullen I can just stay home.

Providers now expect customers to pay. 6 and they blame it on inflation. They will give you the same service of. 4, but demand you pay an upgraded price.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;6036733]Haven't been visit AMPs in a few months and I heard and read here that they're expecting / asking. 6 for he? Is this accurate?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SkinnyDugan;6036751]Anna insisted on $60 from me, and I wasnt allowed touching, even OTC. She pushed away when I tried. I haven't been back since. It was the way that she did it that didn't sit well with me.[/QUOTE]I think many here can attest to the fact she is a good provider but a bit shy at first. In my hot headed youth, I used to grab first and ask questions later, now I ask and get permissoin before I physically assault them. They are ladies who have guys grabbing them all day, every day. Some girls don't mind, some won't allow it at all, and some just need a little time, a few return visits, etc.

[QUOTE=TommyGaines;6036706]To quote The Gray Man which I watched over the weekend, sounds like "just another Thursday" at BW. With their elbow, I usually tell them to go medium or soft, and that finger, I'd tell them just the outside, not inside. Although I'm surprised Andie didn't stick it in.[/QUOTE]I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though 😉.

Oh and…she wasn’t happy with 60 and politely begged for 20 more. I caved…as I enjoyed a few more squeezes of her ass.
#ImWeakSomeTimes

[QUOTE=HarryTubman;6026373]In Lake Forest.[/QUOTE]What places in Lake forest?

I been to this place so many times and only got a HJ which was great with a great massage. But lately I seen they give more am I missing something or who should I ask for?

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6036984]I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though 😉.

Oh andshe wasnt happy with 60 and politely begged for 20 more. I cavedas I enjoyed a few more squeezes of her ass.
#ImWeakSomeTimes[/QUOTE]You caved and now they all there will be expecting 20 more. Imagine that now guys 80 for he. With so many AMP in OC while always this place?

[QUOTE=PeterGuzinya;6036869]If I'm not caressing a woman's breasts or fingering a clit, the provider is going to be whacking Willie for weeks. I need some inspiration. I've always assumed utc play was worth a little extra. Fifty for boobs, 60 for stink finger. I have no problem with saying just massage. I've got the feeling lately that the two A girls might be short timers. But attitude is everything in that curtained room. If I want pouty and sullen I can just stay home.[/QUOTE]I wonder if these girls get "Tennis Elbow." Or in their case "Whack Off Elbow." When little willie is not cooperative they got to be thinking "WTF do I need to do to get this over with." Some times they tickle the sack, pinch a nip, or tease the dragon hole.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6036984]I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though 😉.

Oh andshe wasnt happy with 60 and politely begged for 20 more. I cavedas I enjoyed a few more squeezes of her ass.
#ImWeakSomeTimes[/QUOTE]Although we are big strong men, a gentle cuddle and kiss does wonders, and is worth $. Consider this comparison:

Air Body: 20 minutes crappy massage, 10 minute emotion-less jack, 30 minutes chitchat / short.

BW: 20 minutes of really good massage, 10 minutes of world class tease, skillful tease, cuddling, kissing, leaving with a feeling of total satisfaction.

Are those both worth the same tip? Of course not. The International Sisterhood of Dick Pullers Uniion has decided $60 is the standard rate, but the quality of service is all over the place.

[QUOTE=MrPlumber;6036984]I literally left Andie's grasp at 10:15 tonight. As noted, I asked her for "soft" massage and she delivered. Upon the flip I asked for nice and slow and she again delivered. AND! Not even an attempt to pierce the vail of my puerta negra. Had about 10 minutes of gentle cuddle time to finish out the (very late) hour. We may have crossed the plane of each others' upper labia with our tongues though.[/QUOTE]But now you've confirmed that Andie takes it in the poop shoot. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;6036629]L&L has some good stuff going on. But like I discovered there and a few other places like Bali. If you just show up and say give me anyone, you get the lousiest girl in the bullpen. But if you know who the super stars are. You go home a happy and drained man.[/QUOTE]Amy LL takes it in the ass BB and would let you switch holes pussy and anus continuously during session. Wild thing but too expensive for an old skinny lady. Mia does the Hershey highway but can make a stinky mess. Price is more reasonable though. Now Tina is a whole different story, and if you can ever get Kiki over to LL. Yaozaaa!

[QUOTE=SkinnyDugan;6036751]Anna insisted on $60 from me, and I wasnt allowed touching, even OTC. She pushed away when I tried. I haven't been back since. It was the way that she did it that didn't sit well with me.[/QUOTE]I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.

[QUOTE=CitySlicker;6037775]I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.[/QUOTE]What about whale spa?

[QUOTE=CitySlicker;6037775]I think Bamboo is getting way over used. Used to be a hidden gem with awesome massage for $40 and $40 tip (happy HJ ending). Now they are expecting $60 and the massage have gone down hills and it's less than an hour. More like 30 minutes and 15 minutes play then warm towel.[/QUOTE]Hi City, I haven't been cut short on time but it sounds as if you have. You also say the massage has has gone downhill; any particular provider?

Here's my solution. Note the time when you start, if you get cut short, tell the MT and only tip 40 or 50 depending on the time lost. Makes sure she knows why the tip is a bit low. On the massage, refuse the MTs that you believe will give a poor massage. If you have one that unexpectedly gives a poor massage reduce the tip and tell her why. You should also consider defining what you want before the massage starts.

I don't seem to have any of these probs at BW and if we all take the action mentioned above when warranted we should retrain MTs to keep the standard of care high.