Road trip to Gadsden on the horizon.
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Road trip to Gadsden on the horizon.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage/25960052[/URL]
Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.
[QUOTE=Awr1212;3612050]Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.[/QUOTE]They do a great massage but just a little tease, no extra. If you need a really good massage, it is one of the better places to go. The ladies are easy on the eyes also.
[QUOTE=Awr1212;3612050]Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.[/QUOTE]Even though you shouldn't do it I'm going to one more time beat a dead horse that is. This has been discussed by people who have been in this hobby for 30 years or longer and have seen Asian massage parlors from the good old days to where they are today. I will say this as slowly and gently as I can they are only two repeat two places in all of the Birmingham Huntsville Tuscaloosa area that are Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word where Happy Endings can be had full service can be had. 99.999% of all Asian massage parlors in Alabama are these tease joints they make lots of money off of people who continue to go back and back and back and back and get nothing; the two places that exist are actually in Birmingham and unfortunately one of those features a staff of very very homely women that are typically in their late forties and up so for me even if it was cost-effective I wouldn't want to go there. The other place has a somewhat better looking staff but typically most of those girls are also in their forties but are somewhat nicer-looking. The problem with the second place is that to get everything you want there you're still going to spend a considerable amount of money probably more than you would spend with a reputable provider for an hours service so again for me it's a no-go. The climate in Birmingham especially and Alabama in general is that it is almost impossible to open an Asian massage parlor in the traditional sense of the word where pretty much everything is on the menu. The reason that it is so difficult here and is becoming more difficult everywhere is that human trafficking charges have found their way as a tool of law enforcement to close these places down. Typically many of the girls come into this country in debt to handlers who provide papers and ease the way of entry for them but because their papers are controlled by these individuals it makes it easy to make a case for human trafficking even if the girl is of legal age. The time may be coming that you will no longer see any Asian massage parlors in the old true sense of the word. But if you want beautiful girls with pretty much everything on the menu as well as a massage that varies widely in quality then Atlanta is probably the closest place. Pretty much everything else and I do mean everything else is a waste of your time and money unless you are looking for a massage and nothing else because for the most part you're never going to get that in these little tease joints around Birmingham and other cities. Even in Atlanta they are becoming a nuisance as well. Bear in mind that as long as something useless and no good is supported and paid for it will continue to exist so as long as people continue to patronize these tease joints either in total ignorance or with the hope that after many visits something they develop then they will continue to flourish. Outside of the Rogue girl who hopes to make some money behind the managers back pretty much nothing is ever going to go on in one of these places except a massage of varying quality. So there once again I have beat this dead horse and hopefully somebody reads this and it makes sense to them and they will believe it. I have been doing this hobby for more than 30 years and I have seen the evolution of what is the Asian massage parlor and I can tell you that there is no joy to be had in the vast majority of them spend your money at your own risk. MJ.
[QUOTE=Awr1212;3612050]Been there a few times, very little teasing. Has anyone had any luck? Pretty decent massage trying to decide if I a should keep going to see if I can get anything.[/QUOTE]Nothing but a good massage.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3613067]Even though you shouldn't do it I'm going to one more time beat a dead horse that is. This has been discussed by people who have been in this hobby for 30 years or longer and have seen Asian massage parlors from the good old days to where they are today. I will say this as slowly and gently as I can they are only two repeat two places in all of the Birmingham Huntsville Tuscaloosa area that are Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word where Happy Endings can be had full service can be had. 99.999% of all Asian massage parlors in Alabama are these tease joints they make lots of money off of people who continue to g......MJ.[/QUOTE]Cool story bro! I've only been in the massage 'game' for a year and I figured that out fairly quickly. If you want more than just a tease or DYI, go to a FS place or call up a backpage girl. I think that the legit parlors are too afraid of being raided which is why they don't offer anything more than a DIY. They're not getting you off, you get yourself off and they just watch and clean up after. It puts them in a safer place legally. I also think that they few FS parlors in Alabama are connected to the FS parlors in Atlanta as well as the rest of the South East. Most of them are Korean owned and when they're busted, it's often for drug and trafficking reasons. I think that it's organized. I'll stop here.
Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll go out on a limb and say. No chance.
I'm sure if it's anything it's the same old pay them to watch you jerk off place. You can bet it's not totally legit otherwise they wouldn't be on craigslist.
[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
Danni is one of my favorites when she comes to town. Nothing but HJ is available, and she's probably not for everyone, but I thought I'd share.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/visiting-1-day-only-th-16th_-_-_-_-_-_-unequaled-quality_-_-sexy-cmt-w-table_-highly-skilled-hands/24553592[/URL]
[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Do you know if it's Asian?
[QUOTE=Serious69;3622316]Danni is one of my favorites when she comes to town. Nothing but HJ is available, and she's probably not for everyone, but I thought I'd share.
[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/visiting-1-day-only-th-16th_-_-_-_-_-_-unequaled-quality_-_-sexy-cmt-w-table_-highly-skilled-hands/24553592[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn high rate for an HJ J / S.
[QUOTE=AlabamaGuy12;3619052]Ok friends, we have a new massage parlor out on 280. Anyone visited please PM with information.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/deep-roots-massage/6382240699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.
[QUOTE=Gogetter70;3626295]They have an Alabama Massage Board number in ad. That kind of indicates a regular spa type place, but, I guess that could be bogus. I don't imagine Craigslist is asking for paperwork LOL. Honestly, if there's a table shower and the lady (s) are decent looking, I kind of just enjoy that as the weather gets cold.[/QUOTE]Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.
No shit. You feel like a damn invalid. Even though I've had a few over the years, they're so weird. Nothing sexy at all. And the thoughts of having a loofah that's been near strange asses never appealed to me. Places like the old Fuji and Sun in Center Point did it up nice. Sun had a walk in shower too and the chicks would get in there wearing skimpy attire.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3626910]Table shower? LOL. I had one of those once and never got another one. It was kinda awkward. It wasn't her fault though. It was just weird because she was washing me like she would wash a puppy or something. And she had the calmest look on her face when she did it.[/QUOTE]
Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.
I drove by it a few weeks ago and as far as a location and setup it's pretty decent. That area there, I do believe is in the county. So, LE is not an issue. And LE is never an issue with any of these places, it's giving the wrong person a HJ, or not draping properly.
[QUOTE=Serious69;3635851]Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Serious69;3635851]Anyone else not liking this new location? Just asking for trouble imo.[/QUOTE]Looks from map like near all those new apartments and heavenly donuts and such, right?
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3600562]Absofuckinglutely.[/QUOTE]I'm not from around here so I don't have knowledge of what to expect for tip at One or Ocean. Can someone please PM me?
The tip is universal. Doesn't matter what city and state you go to, it's all the same.
[QUOTE=DimplesMan;3636499]I'm not from around here so I don't have knowledge of what to expect for tip at One or Ocean. Can someone please PM me?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3636676]The tip is universal. Doesn't matter what city and state you go to, it's all the same.[/QUOTE]I've been in major metropolitan markets where menu items are far less than others. While on the other hand, have seen expected tips to be much higher than the average.
$200 is the highest amount you'll pay in any place like that. FS can be had for $120-140 plus the $60 base. You want a BJ, it'll be anywhere from $80-100, plus the base. And a HJ is $40-60 That's the way it is now, and that's the way it's always been no matter where the hell you go. If you read the reports on here, I'm sure you'll find what you need; good or bad.
[QUOTE=DimplesMan;3636805]I've been in major metropolitan markets where menu items are far less than others. While on the other hand, have seen expected tips to be much higher than the average.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3636316]I drove by it a few weeks ago and as far as a location and setup it's pretty decent. That area there, I do believe is in the county. So, LE is not an issue. And LE is never an issue with any of these places, it's giving the wrong person a HJ, or not draping properly.[/QUOTE]As soon as wrong person gets HJ then Le becomes an issue. If you're in the room when they come knocking you get your picture in the news. No thanks.
You people forget these are actual legit places. All sexes go there. They're not just there to pass out extras to dudes want h some poor sap yank his own chain. No one is getting their picture on the news for getting a massage. This isn't Ocean, where anyone with half a brain knows what goes on.
[QUOTE=Serious69;3637078]As soon as wrong person gets HJ then Le becomes an issue. If you're in the room when they come knocking you get your picture in the news. No thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3637563]You people forget these are actual legit places. All sexes go there. They're not just there to pass out extras to dudes want h some poor sap yank his own chain. No one is getting their picture on the news for getting a massage. This isn't Ocean, where anyone with half a brain knows what goes on.[/QUOTE]And if you are going to a honest-to-god legit spa or massage parlor then I'll tell you what you're going to get there a massage and that's it and it may be good or it may not be so good. What's possible to happen with you yanking your own chain is too wind your ass up in jail on some sex charge or other. Just in case you haven't looked at the news lately there's an absolute chaotic frenzy going on with tons and tons and tons of illegal sexual allegations so what happens if one of these girls decides to call the cops on you or the manager decides to call the cops on you. You need to be smart about this it's like I said ten thousand times there's only two places in all of Birmingham where anything is going to happen and we all know what those two places are if you go anywhere else looking for anything besides a massage you're spinning your wheels and wasting your money and putting yourself at risk for some sort of indecent exposure or sexual assault charge. So play smart or you may land your ass in jail. MJ.
None of these women are pressing any kind of charge, unless you don't take no for an answer and make them uncomfortable, and then still, they're probably just going to ask you to leave. I've been to every so called "legit" massage place in town, and none of them are squeaky clean. There are places in town where you can get extras. And when the rest of them grab your hand and put it in your own junk, I don't think you're going to be in any sort of trouble. Comparing any of that to the actual sexual harassment, allegations and rape that has taken place in the entertainment or political world, is really a reach.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3637945]And if you are going to a honest-to-god legit spa or massage parlor then I'll tell you what you're going to get there a massage and that's it and it may be good or it may not be so good. What's possible to happen with you yanking your own chain is too wind your ass up in jail on some sex charge or other. Just in case you haven't looked at the news lately there's an absolute chaotic frenzy going on with tons and tons and tons of illegal sexual allegations so what happens if one of these girls decides to call the cops on you or the manager decides to call the cops on you. You need to be smart about this it's like I said ten thousand times there's only two places in all of Birmingham where anything is going to happen and we all know what those two places are if you go anywhere else looking for anything besides a massage you're spinning your wheels and wasting your money and putting yourself at risk for some sort of indecent exposure or sexual assault charge. So play smart or you may land your ass in jail. MJ.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3638303]None of these women are pressing any kind of charge, unless you don't take no for an answer and make them uncomfortable, and then still, they're probably just going to ask you to leave. I've been to every so called "legit" massage place in town, and none of them are squeaky clean. There are places in town where you can get extras. And when the rest of them grab your hand and put it in your own junk, I don't think you're going to be in any sort of trouble. Comparing any of that to the actual sexual harassment, allegations and rape that has taken place in the entertainment or political world, is really a reach.[/QUOTE]I've been going to the same place for quite some time now. I won't reveal the name and won't answer private messages on it but I will say that if you persist and are cool eventually you can train them.
I have one at my place who's now taking matters into her own hands. At first she would put my hand on my junk then I would move her hand in place. She would do a few strokes then quit but now she's all about it.
This is a so called "legit" place.
[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;3643457]I've been going to the same place for quite some time now. I won't reveal the name and won't answer private messages on it but I will say that if you persist and are cool eventually you can train them.
I have one at my place who's now taking matters into her own hands. At first she would put my hand on my junk then I would move her hand in place. She would do a few strokes then quit but now she's all about it.
This is a so called "legit" place.[/QUOTE]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?
I don't blame him. I've got places I go where I'm not about to tell anything, because the first thing that happens is every swinging dick around starts going there and everything gets ruined. Everyone needs to go and put in their time and earn it themselves. If you've gone to all of them around town you can separate the good from bad.
[QUOTE=ImaDoIt;3645627]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ImaDoIt;3645627]Well if we can't get pms on it. Isn't that the point of the board?? To help out fellow mongers?[/QUOTE]Sharing is the point; however just because someone may carry a title of Senior it doesn't mean they are worthy.
Now I don't know you, or your previous posts, but when I get a PM request I always research the back posts of that person. Very often they have NO / Few substantive reports. From me they'll only hear crickets, or an outright response telling them NO. And why.
EDIT: adding a followup. I too am getting guilty of not posting my experiences, but my excuse is I'm shopping in a near dead forum (Dothan) and all it has are lurkers. I'm not about to give them a free pass. I do however provide my best tips with known users that travel thru the area.
Just want to say hi to the Bham members. I remember Yoshiko, "Q", and friends from long ago. Was the best AMP I had ever been to, bar none. Wish I could find a place like that again here in the midatlantic.
Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.
You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.
[QUOTE=Atp205;3653280]Has anyone been to Panda recently? I'm going again in 5 weeks and I would like insight from other people's experiences there. So, that I can hopefully get more out of my second visit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3653643]You're not going to get anything so don't waste your time. It was, and always will be a waste of money.[/QUOTE]True that. I wish I could strike a deal with these guys that keep frequenting these tease joints where there's nothing available and they would give me half the money that they're going to spend there and then once they have a boring lame ass do nothing session I would give half of that money back to them and we would both be happier. Those places are such a terrible waste of time and you can go back as many times as you want and you're not going to do anything but leave with blue balls and a light wallet. MJ.
Looks like Lotus is back up and going. Anyone paid a visit please PM.
Bamaguy.
Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3657251]Ok guys I need all of you that frequent these no good, tease and rub massage places, to stop going. All of you that have gave these winches tips for having them watch YOU jerk yourself off, have absolutely ruined everything. I was over in Vestavia today and after waking up stiff as hell this morning I decided to go into Kung Fu. Wasn't looking for anything other than some relief. No cars around in the parking lot, and wasn't sure they were open. As I got closer I saw the sign on so I went in. Was led to the room by a butterface. I told her 60 minutes and got undressed. She came back in, asked the obligatory "you want soft, medium or hard?" I told her I was stiff all over especially in my lower back, butt and hamstrings, but I wanted an all over massage. She starts oiling me up and she has so much oil on me that actually working a muscle is impossible. I commented that she has too much oil and what she's doing isn't accomplishing anything. Of course when you tell them something other than basic questions, they all go Sammy Sosa on you. She moves down toward my lower back and ass and adds more oil and starts the rubbing in between the cheeks and down towards the gooch and stays there for at least 25 minutes. Just a soft, oily rub all around my ass and inner thighs. After awhile I flip, she turns out the lights and adds oil to my stomach and starts rubbing around, so I just take her hand and move it toward my dick and she pulls away and says "oh no, can't do that. " She said " you can do, I get oil. " I said "I don't want to do it, I want you to do it. " "Oh no can't. " So I tell her, "I can't give you a tip. " "No teep, why not?" I told her that I didn't tip for regular service. Then she says "I give good massage, right?" I said, "no, actually it wasn't good. It was a waste of time. " And of course she's lost all comprehension of the English language. So I say "no good!" I told her if she wants a tip, then she should get busy. She says no again. Says "I can do and she rubs all around it. " I said no thanks. And then she starts with the "everyone gives something. They do themselves and teep me. " I said I'm not everyone and I'm not tipping you for something I can do for free. So the massage was over at this point. She picks up her little bucket of tools and opens the door, slams it and leaves. I get dressed, and count my money before I open the door. I'm not giving this ***** a penny over $60. I go out and she hands me a water, I giver her the money and she counts it and says AGAIN "what, no teep?" "I told her I'm not giving you a fucking tip for doing nothing. You're lucky I give you that. And she says "everyone give a teep of at least $10. " I told her again that I wasn't giving her a mother fucking thing, and that her massage sucked and it was a waste of my time and money. So she tells me"you no come back. " I tell her to fuck off and then leave. All of that bullshit was directly related to each one of you that have gone in there, and all the other places around town that do business the same fucking way, and tipped the bitches for nothing. Other than why'all putting on a show jacking off for them. So, I'm asking you. Stop fucking going in these places. Kung Fu, both places in Alabaster, Homewood, the two in Trussville, Sunny, Foot, H, and other place you all continuously go to. For the most part the reason they are there, which is to give massages, they aren't very good at that. Now they are a few places on that list that at one time, when all the planet's were aligned some rogue girl gave a helping hand. But not anymore. They need to go. If you all choose to go and get massages at any of these places, pay the massage and nothing else. But I would really like it you all would get behind this and just boycott them. You do that for a month or two and their business will start to suffer and they'll be gone.[/QUOTE]5 STARS!
I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.
"No HJ, No Tip!
[quote=spatrucker;3657690]5 stars!
I have told many of them the same. No hj, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days i got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.
"no hj, no tip![/quote]a big hell yeah!
[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!
I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.
"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]I agree with all that was said above. Would you go to a steak house and be happy to receive a packet of ketchup on your plate instead of the steak you wanted?
[QUOTE=SpaTrucker;3657690]5 STARS!
I have told many of them the same. No HJ, no tip! I am not going to pay someone to watch me jerk off. They usually get pissed, but so what? You're not getting what you want now, what is she going to do? ***** and moan and still not give you a helping hand. I've been going to spas for years. In my younger days I got turned on at the thought of a pretty young thing watching me play with myself, but not anymore. Stand up for yourself guys and say.
"No HJ, No Tip![/QUOTE]I'm going to message you spa.