Info/Primer on Philadelphia Strolls
Greetings,
I'm planning a overnight trip to Philadelphia pretty soon. And I'm looking for some basic info on the strolls in Philadelphia. Any info is greatly appreciated.
Thanks,
NYK
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Trish is fucking Low Rent
Trish is fucking Low Rent
Before I go any further Kenbenz is this your Trish Trash reported dated 5/8/10?
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Anyway if she is the same, your title “Trish Trash” works for me. Here are two reasons why
q. What do call someone who tries to steal motel toilet paper?
a. Trash
q. What do you call someone who steals a motel TV remote
a. Trash
Thus ends the question and answer part of this post.
As always I am getting ahead of myself. That morning I was supposed to take a SW out to breakfast. Ok Newbies here is lesson 1. Many of us Mongers have Secret SW’s we tell know no one about.
This is a secret MILF SW eats ass so well I should built her a fucking shrine. She sucks cock like she has been doing it for decades and she has. She says things like “you know I am a cum eating ****, Steve” I am in a certain mood, I do pass over younger and prettier SW’s to get to her.
So anyway this SW did not call me as planned. Do they ever? And as always I had passed up some hot SW’s in waiting for this breakfast date. It was like 930am and I had the room till 11am. So I decided fuck this b*** and see what I could still pick up.
I saw Trish near Sedgley---- I liked her body type. Trish is attractive, and what I liked was she was not conventionally attractive. She looks to me as she is from Pennsylvania Dutch stock. She has the kind of face that one could easily criticize: Thin lips, long jaw, and a general lack of refinement . Yet she is still attractive. Aristotle was right "The whole is greater than the sum of its parts."
But that’s the only nice thing I going to say about her. It was not long before I realized there is not a whole lot more there. I just don’t know how else to put it. She is just kind of dumb and lumpy.
We came to terms, 30.00 for pictures and BBBJCIM. She wanted to cop. I replied
“Baby I don’t know you” . I drove on and made some small talk. She was completely disengaged. She made me feel like a piece of three day old pizza.
You know if there was a way to place money in Vegas on SWs that would walk with your money, I’d play this pony all the way. If the Philly police declared it “Heroin Amnesty Day” I still would not let her cop. If all the Heroin dealers had a two bag for one sale I’d still make the b**** wait.
Then of course my Ass Eating Breakfast SW called. I pulled off the road. I was glad. She had just woke. I told her I would call her back in 30 min and got off.
Ok Newbes here is lesson 2 If you have to choose between a SW like Trish, or a butt munching SW with one setting: Auto sl*t. Do you really need to weight your options? Lucky for Trish, I didn’t have to
The BBBJ was standard fair. I could not cum--I don’t blame her for this. I really wasn’t horny ---I came twice yesterday. I would have rather had my breakfast date between my legs. I know I would have cum with her.
After we were done with the sex the mischief began. One of the hardest things to do is to close the room and pack your car without giving them access to the things they are likely to steal--. Cell, Camera, stuff of value and can be easily pocketed. However it can be done.
The trouble is SW’s like Trish are likely to steal just about anything.
After returning to me room after the first load to my car I noticed she had a half a roll of toilet paper beside her on the motel table. Now this is not a rare occurrence, SW’s will often want to take a roll with them. No shit it's true. Only the honest ones ask. And what do trashy SW’s like Trish ’s do: play dumb.
I pointed to the roll and asked
“do you want that?”
“No I don’t know why I brought that out”
God I thought, I really know how to pick them. Yet she did get me for the TV remote, I sure I saw it while packing and I was fairly sure she stole it, but I was in a hurry. They only charged me 3.00. I never accuse unless I am dead sure someone is guilty.
I am one to follow through with things like this. I looked through all my stuff when I got home, and then called the motel to see if they found it in the room somewhere and they said they did not . “The girl I was with must of got it” I laughed. “we were just thinking the same thing” she said. They know me well, and know I am not a thief.
What do you think she got for it? I don’t think you’d get more than 10.00 for that 10 year old TV with the remote.
Until next time, Street
Who goes around comes around
[QUOTE=Street Steve]Trish is fucking Low Rent
Before I go any further Kenbenz is this your Trish Trash reported dated 5/8/10?
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=987828&postcount=2922[/url]
Anyway if she is the same, your title “Trish Trash” works for me. Here are two reasons why....[/QUOTE]
Yep, that's her. `Nice report, by the way.
The Girls of Tacony - Brianna, Nikki and Pam
BRIANNA. Spinner type body, some scabs from "picking" and judging by her attitude, street hardened. I picked her up at Hellerman and Torresdale, let her know "we go to my house, you don't use the phone or bathroom, I don't stop at convenience stores and when I drop you off, it's a block off of Torresdale. " We agree to. 3 for her to suck my balls while I jerkoff and cum in her face.
All was well, until I blow a Peter North style load in her face. She jumps up, bitching and copping attitude, "what are you trying to drown me?! " I get aggravated immediately, give her a rag and tell her "let's go. " I get her back up to Tacony and she starts with the demand of taking her home. I calmly remind her about the deal that I drop her a block off of Torresdale. She DEMANDS That I take her to her house. Fuck you! I make my left turn, heading south towards my home and tell her, "you can take a ride if you want, but I'm heading home. " That scared her and she jumps out and slams my door.
This little ***** hangs around the McDonald'd at Hellerman and Torresdale, and although cute, not worth the aggravation. I suggest avoiding her.
NIKKI. Nice looking brunnete from Bridesburg with a great ass, big brown eyes and bad teeth. Thinks she's better than the Kensington girls, is a known thief and has a piss poor attitude.
Picked her up on Longshore, just west of Torresdale, next to the Post Office. We agree to a BBBJ car date in the area for. 2. A minute into it, she starts bitching about "how I'm only giving her. 2 and she wants more. " I tell her "a deal is a deal, finish up. " She's starting shit and I ask her "if she likes the few teeth she has left? " At this point, she pulls out lotion and says "I'll jerk you off. " OK, I just want her out of the car at this point. She finishes me with a lackluster handjob and starts with the demands of where I should take her. Fuck you, *****! I get up to Princeton Ave and tell her "to get the fuck out before I get pissed. " She gets out, leaves the door open and I have to get out and close it myself. She's hightailing it up Priceton, yelling "I'll call the cops! " I yell at her "go ahead you dirty ****. "
Nikki hangs around Torresdale and Longshore, and she once stole from my buddy. She's good looking, but not worth the trouble.
PAM. She's a tiny little thing with dark hair, well dressed and clean looking, looks younger than 26 and lies like a rug about everything (surprise, surprise). She hangs on Torresdale and the back streets between Magee and Longshore and says she's from Fishtown originally.
Cute girl, but a real pain in the ass. Picked her up for full service (. 4) last night and she has a nice, tight little box and clean a-hole. This was my third time with her and each time was "hurry, rush, rush. I have to get back. " She's good for a quickie on the street, but she's real pain in the ass.
I'm not a big fan of this latest crop of girls on Torresdale.
Long time monger first time poster
I strolled the old york roll stroll today. Its pretty much been dead for the last month last SW I was with was a WSW which was pretty good. I drove around for a half hour didn't see anything, was getting ready to give up when I saw the best looking BSW I've ever seen, standing on the corner of oyr and erie. She looked to good to be a SW so I just drove by. I came back 10 minutes later and she was still there. I said fuck it, I parked my car a block away and walked up to her and said " how much to fuck". As soon as I said that she gave me a 5 minute lecture on how to a approach a SW. After the lecture she quoted. 4 for FS so I said cool. We went to her aunts house and had to give up another. 1 for the room.
We went to the room she pulled her top down and I suck her tits for like ten minutes. Then I laid her on her back and gave her DATY and AR for five minutes. I RARELY give a SW DATY and ar but she was gorgeous. Then I proceded to fuck the shit out of her until I blew. After it was over she gave me her name (Karina) and number and told me to call her whenever I wanted. She was well worth it, if I go see her tomorrow I'll ask to take pics.
Response on Carlyle Question
[QUOTE=G Malav]I plan to be in town for some fun this upcoming week. For something new I plan on using the Carlyle for some dates. My question are will my car be safe and will I be safe? I don't want to loose my Thule roof rack/bars and I prefer to come out of my little 'ho adventures alive. Let me know.[/QUOTE]Carlyle hotel is all the way over around Broad street. Its actually quite some distance southwest from the K. But a lot of guys use it. I used to hang out around there. There were always large groups of black guys hanging around the general area just kind of milling around. But they never gave me any trouble. I would say that you will definitely come out of there alive. But if you left your car parked there all night your Thule roof rack might be in trouble.
Carlyle is probably fine for a short period of time. I've never seen streetwalkers round the Carlyle itself, though, so you would definitely have to drive a car there from K or wherever.
A safer area would be up north: Frankford, Juniata. Maybe even Busselton. Many of the northern neighborhoods above the K are comparatively save and just as close to the K if not closer than the Carlyle. Try to find a motel where the doors open up to the courtyard. In other words a motel where they guy at the desk/lobby can't directly see you enter or leave with your "guest. "
I was on K Sunday morning around 8:45 am June 13. The selection was fine. It was just a car date. Better than I have seen it at night in the past (but I don't get out there often so I'm not the authority). There is less competition among mongers in the mornings but still a good selection of girls.
One strawberry blond with freckles up north of Allegheny looked amazing. But I had already finished by business by then.
Happy hunting.
Tale of the Professor and his Cum-Piggie
Ed Norton and I have had our differences in the distant past and he and Cooky were once flame combatants. For some reason Ed has never been a fan of multiple or explicit photos, and for godsakes, please no close-ups of assholes. I think I commented at one point that he is the closest thing we have to a Fundamentalist Monger. As Super posted in his own thread, yes I always felt there was a bit of envy behind Ed's continued criticism of CJ and perhaps there is an element of that with you too. IMO Super and Cooky's photo reports are the closest thing to must-read posts on this entire site so there is no doubt where my ultimate loyalties lie.
That said, I really have to give Ed props on this one and Super I think you ought to lighten up a bit and learn to laugh at yourself a little. I enjoyed Ed's transcript, thought it was an inspired bit of satire, and didn't think it came across as mean-spirited at all.
As good as your stuff is, Super - and it's outstanding, let's face it even some of your fans like me have noted what seems to be an outsized ego that occasionally bleeds into brief moments of insufferable arrogance. If you would poke fun at yourself once in awhile or let Ed get his jab in w/o lashing out, I think it would help diffuse your critics.
