Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours]Called Lotus to make an appt. Jayden tells me they have a new girl, Andrea. Believing that variety is the spice of life, I make an appt w/her. She's in her late 20s, tall and slender. Paid for half hr.

Draping was optional, which I took as a good sign. However, I kept trying to get her to work out some knots in my problem areas but she practically ignored me. As if I was talking to the effing wall. On the flip, same thing. Very mechanical and not even acknowledging my request for special attention to problem areas. I mean, say yes, say no, but don; t act like you don't hear me. Towards the end, when I knew we had about 5 min. Left, I asked her to spend the remaining time on my lower abdomen, as it was tense.

She looked at the clock, said times up and walked out. I left nothing for tip, not because of what she didn't do, but because I'm tired of these chicks acting like they can treat paying customers like their personal piggy banks regardless of their attitudes. A simple, "no, I don't massage that area" instead of ignoring me would have made a difference in MY attitude.[/QUOTE]Went to Lotus about 7 or 8 mos ago, went twice. 1st time I asked for Jayden, because she answer the phone the time I called and ask for rates. Anyways, I did try to rub a little on her but no go, but she would laugh and move my hand, and jumped on the table with me, but just kept massage my back, nothin doing otherwise. She tells me when I start to leave, they have a blond I may like, so I think maybe a shot with her, her name was April. So next week I go and see April, talk about a cold fish, man I get chilled when I think about her. So no more Lotus for me.

This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP. This has been my experience, and may/may not work for you.

Some of what I write will be a repitition of what has already been posted; consider it reinforcement of good info.

A few quick notes:
1. Some therapists are 100% legit: no extras, never, not ever going to happen. If they are working at a MP, they probably will leave in the near
future.

2. For the therapists that do offer extras, many will not always offer extras to you. Period (a.k.a. A vist from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red).

3. For the therapists that offer extras, many will not offer what you want
(FS, IYHTAWTAMYMLA*, etc.).

4. For places that have extras offered, visit the places where the therapists are licensed (an easy felony conviction if caught without a license).

*If You Have To Ask What This Acronym Means, You Must Love Acronyms

Enough of the preamble, now to the good stuff: improve the odds in your favor.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles
and bits will be appreciated.

2. If you are nervous, tell your therapist: she might be nervous as well.

3. If you are asked if you have been there before, be honest. If it is your first time, say that it is your first time there, but you heard it was a nice
place.

4. If the place stinks or looks dirty, run away. Your instincts will serve you well.

5. During the massage, make light talk (if possible) and when she gets close to you, give her a gentle skin softness inspection (gentle thigh rub:
You have soft skin. That is nice). If she does not like it (or approve), it is her responsibility to let you know.

6. The flip is where good things can happen. There are many therapists who will not give it up on the first visit/date. Talk to her and apologize if
you offended her (part of your humble act). I pour on all my charm at this point. But, if it is not going to happen, that is the end of the negotiation
for this visit. The tip is reduced because she was not a player this visit. I end the session with "Maybe next time. The massage was great and I
will definitely ask for you next visit" (even if you will never come back: a courtesy).

Things to definitely avoid:
1. During the massage, asking the girl to do something that could be used as evidence (from the LEO that is wearing a wire up his chamber).

2. Asking the mamasan/hostess anything non-professional (Will the girl ride me reverse cow girl style?).

3. Forgetting to remove your sworn L/E credentials from your chest (or the MBI t-shirt you wear).

4. Parking the Dodge Charger/Crown Vic/Chevy Impala with extra-dark tinted windows in front of the establishment.

Finally, the Asian touch is nice, but my preference is to lease American therapists. Find that special girl, and take her on a 30-90 minute "date" in the therapy room (any tip was for a massage, nothing else). Keep going back to the ones that do you right.

As always, be safe.

Good post Gentelmen 100. After reading it through 5 times I finally figured out where I was going wrong. I could have sworn that grabbing her head and jamming it into my crotch was romantic, but I noticed you left that out. Thanks man. I'll try skipping that next time and see if things go better.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]Good post Gentelmen 100. After reading it through 5 times I finally figured out where I was going wrong. I could have sworn that grabbing her head and jamming it into my crotch was romantic, but I noticed you left that out. Thanks man. I'll try skipping that next time and see if things go better.[/QUOTE]I had a boss in Atlanta several years ago who was prone to interupt you in mid sentence with "whats the bottom line". All these posts about what will and won't work are true and interesting but here is the best advice you will get. These places ain't "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas". This ain't Vegas and it ain't legal here. Gonna have to go a time or two or three for them to warm up and only then will you find "the limit" of either her or the place she works for. If you are looking for cheap OBT is a good place to start but the MP's will leave you with a blue steel woodie all fired up and no place to go if you ain't careful.

An awesome and thorough list! Nicely done. I might add, though. Try gasping audibly when she gets down to your butt and/or inside thighs. It's a good indicator that you're interested in more. THEN jam her head down to your crotch. LOL!

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP. This has been my experience, and may/may not work for you.

Some of what I write will be a repitition of what has already been posted; consider it reinforcement of good info.

A few quick notes:
1. Some therapists are 100% legit: no extras, never, not ever going to happen. If they are working at a MP, they probably will leave in the near
future.

2. For the therapists that do offer extras, many will not always offer extras to you. Period (a.k.a. A vist from Aunt Flo and Cousin Red).

3. For the therapists that offer extras, many will not offer what you want
(FS, IYHTAWTAMYMLA*, etc.).

4. For places that have extras offered, visit the places where the therapists are licensed (an easy felony conviction if caught without a license).

*If You Have To Ask What This Acronym Means, You Must Love Acronyms

Enough of the preamble, now to the good stuff: improve the odds in your favor.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles
and bits will be appreciated.

2. If you are nervous, tell your therapist: she might be nervous as well.

3. If you are asked if you have been there before, be honest. If it is your first time, say that it is your first time there, but you heard it was a nice
place.

4. If the place stinks or looks dirty, run away. Your instincts will serve you well.

5. During the massage, make light talk (if possible) and when she gets close to you, give her a gentle skin softness inspection (gentle thigh rub:
You have soft skin. That is nice). If she does not like it (or approve), it is her responsibility to let you know.

6. The flip is where good things can happen. There are many therapists who will not give it up on the first visit/date. Talk to her and apologize if
you offended her (part of your humble act). I pour on all my charm at this point. But, if it is not going to happen, that is the end of the negotiation
for this visit. The tip is reduced because she was not a player this visit. I end the session with "Maybe next time. The massage was great and I
will definitely ask for you next visit" (even if you will never come back: a courtesy).

Things to definitely avoid:
1. During the massage, asking the girl to do something that could be used as evidence (from the LEO that is wearing a wire up his chamber).

2. Asking the mamasan/hostess anything non-professional (Will the girl ride me reverse cow girl style?).

3. Forgetting to remove your sworn L/E credentials from your chest (or the MBI t-shirt you wear).

4. Parking the Dodge Charger/Crown Vic/Chevy Impala with extra-dark tinted windows in front of the establishment.

Finally, the Asian touch is nice, but my preference is to lease American therapists. Find that special girl, and take her on a 30-90 minute "date" in the therapy room (any tip was for a massage, nothing else). Keep going back to the ones that do you right.

As always, be safe.[/QUOTE]

Visited this week.

As noted in an earlier post. The hostess at the front door is incredibly hot but sadly does not provide massage services.

My session on a scale of 1-10

Location 8/10
Attitude 9/10
Massage 6/10

Don't expect any extras

Looks like someone else had a less-than-satisifying experience at Green Tea on East Colonial. They are trashing them on CL. Ouch!

WOF

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]This is my input on how to improve your odds in getting satisfaction at a MP.

1. If available, ALWAYS take a TS or shower: I do not care if you just bathed in a tub full of Old Spice, a quick rinse off (with soap) of your kibbles and bits will be appreciated.
[/QUOTE]
If I can add one thing - many Asian woman are very sensitive to smell so make sure you gargle with mouthwash (many spas have this in the rest room so I usually go to gargle before going to the room) and be sure to go VERY LIGHT on any cologne or after shave that you wear.

Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?


Ive read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.


Thanx

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?


Ive read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.

Thanx[/QUOTE]I have read on this forum that Island Therapy is ,here is one of member saying how well he likes them

Island Therapy

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Checked out IT today. It was a great experience-definitely repeat. Ginny or Jeannie (couldn't really understand too well) was the therapist. She is young decent looking and has a nice body. TS was good and massage was very thorough. $80 for the hour and $20 for tip.

now yesterday i went to this one off of colonial dr,she is a little out of the loop,phone 407-312-4515 .but you didnt ask about her did you,sorry got carried away,,Highway100

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?

I've read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.

Thanx[/QUOTE]I know a lot of you may disagree, but I will take Lotus over either of those any day of the week. My experiences take me to Lotus anytime I am in that part of town.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]If I can add one thing - many Asian woman are very sensitive to smell so make sure you gargle with mouthwash (many spas have this in the rest room so I usually go to gargle before going to the room) and be sure to go VERY LIGHT on any cologne or after shave that you wear.[/QUOTE]I'm not so sure about the mouthwash part. I've had Asian masseuses who's kimchi breath has been so bad that it could knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon.

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Hey guys

Thinking of visiting an AMP today....which is better Island Therapy or Oriental Healing Therapy?


Ive read some of the reviews on here but Im still undecided.


Thanx[/QUOTE]

I went to ToA today. Didn't call ahead, just pitched up and asked if Pearl was available. Very impressed that Mama remembered me and even knew roughly when I last visited. Wow! That makes you (and the establishment) feel so much better when you are known.

Pearl remembered me too and that was even better.......

Door fee $90 and tip I left was according to level of service provided and the general professionalism of the masseuse.

I will try some other places TOFTT while I am here this time but v pleased to see that ToA and Pearl especially are still around and delivering 200%.

V

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]I know a lot of you may disagree, but I will take Lotus over either of those any day of the week. My experiences take me to Lotus anytime I am in that part of town.[/QUOTE]


Tell us about your experiences at Lotus

[QUOTE=Viamx]I went to ToA today. Didn't call ahead, just pitched up and asked if Pearl was available. Very impressed that Mama remembered me and even knew roughly when I last visited. Wow! That makes you (and the establishment) feel so much better when you are known.

Pearl remembered me too and that was even better.......

Door fee $90 and tip I left was according to level of service provided and the general professionalism of the masseuse.

I will try some other places TOFTT while I am here this time but v pleased to see that ToA and Pearl especially are still around and delivering 200%.

V[/QUOTE]

IS ToA in Kissimmee?

And strictly a legit massage?

[QUOTE=True Critic69]IS ToA in Kissimmee?

And strictly a legit massage?[/QUOTE]

Both ToAs are in Kissimmee, with the original located on eastbound 192/Vine St. Across from The Golden Corrale restaurant. The latest one which recently opened, is on the corner of Bronson Hwy/192, and Sr 535/Vineland Rd. I've yet to visit the mew one. However, I did have the pleasure of trying out the original. It was a good experience worth repeating.

The massage was legit, and extras may be available. YMMV. BTW, I had my session with the now legendary Pearl. Follow Clinton Bush's lucky 7 rules that are sure to improve your odds, and G.100's 10 AMP commandments, you'll leave a lot happier than when you arrived.

Nnms46.

[QUOTE=Nnms46]Both ToAs are in Kissimmee, with the original located on eastbound 192/Vine St. Across from The Golden Corrale restaurant. The latest one which recently opened, is on the corner of Bronson Hwy/192, and Sr 535/Vineland Rd. I've yet to visit the mew one. However, I did have the pleasure of trying out the original. It was a good experience worth repeating.

The massage was legit, and extras may be available. YMMV. BTW, I had my session with the now legendary Pearl. Follow Clinton Bush's lucky 7 rules that are sure to improve your odds, and G.100's 10 AMP commandments, you'll leave a lot happier than when you arrived.

Nnms46.[/QUOTE]

...for replying to TC69 on my behalf (that's not meant to be an agressive comment) and I'd pretty much agree with what you said especially the end of the last sentence....

BTW, I have yet to visit the new one too but, as Pearl only works at the original...... (and I told her that myself today!) I am sure Pearl would be humbled to know that she is legendary!

I will not mention any names here (Thanks LEO), but I had a great time at my favorite AMP. I have been out of town (visited an AMP while away, average) and when I got back to O-town needed to rejuvenate. Walked in (mamasan remembered me) got the hr (. 8) TS was ok, but didn't hit every nook and cranny. I figured oh/oh this is not looking good. Got to the massage. It was great. One of the best I have ever had (legit or not). I have not given up all hope yet, so I am rubbing her legs (and ass) when I can. We get to the point (just before the flip) where the light touch begins, and things get a little more interesting. She begins using her tongue. Starts at my feet and runs it up my legs to my ears (hitting every spot in between). A bit of this and she whispers "How much you give girl? " I reply, "It depends. " I flip over and while she is still one hand to graze up and down my body, she asks again about how much I tip. I tell her "20, 40, and up". She says "How about a hundred? " I reply, "What will that get me? " She laughs and begins to disrobe. She gets to her thong and begins to work on me. I let my hands roam, and work them under the thong. She backs off (I figure I have gone to far) and after a look at me, removes them. She then climbs on the table with me (straddling my face) and begins again. I Lift my head and start DATY. This goes on for a couple of minutes and She starts really getting into it (She starts really pressing down on my face). I am having a good time as well. I am thinking although I know this is simulated, it feels really good. Then I have another thought, how is she giving me a simulated BJ and also have a hand on each one of my thighs? About this time she sits up and says for me to get on top. She lies down and I get on top and begin to kiss her nipples. She pushes my head down and says, "Lick me". So I do. I can tell she really likes it, but every time I try to get my hands involved she stops me. After a few more minutes she squeezes my head and cums. I keep going for a bit until she grabs my head and pulls me up on her. I figure "What the hell" and insert pole A into slot B. She just closes her eyes, so I keep on. A few minutes later I roll off of her and we both just lay there getting our breaths back. At this point she realizes what just happened and starts to panic. She jumps up and starts whispering something in Korean, then looks at me and says "we not do that", "No sex here", about 20 times. After a minute or two of this she gets dressed and sits down on the table beside me, leans over and looks me in the eye and says "I got too excited", leans in and kisses me. I get up and start dressing. As I am putting on my shoes, she (still sitting on the table) asks if I go to "sex.com"? I just give her a blank look and ask, "What is that"? She says, "You go and talk about massage". I replied, "I don't know what you are talking about". She immediately has this look of relief and says "ok". I stand up. I put my tip on the table (1.) and she walks me to the door. I have never tipped more than. 6 before, but I think she earned it.

[QUOTE=Clewiston]I will not mention any names here (Thanks LEO), but I had a great time at my favorite AMP. I have been out of town (visited an AMP while away, average) and when I got back to O-town needed to rejuvenate. Walked in (mamasan remembered me) got the hr (. 8) TS was ok, but didn't hit every nook and cranny. I figured oh/oh this is not looking good. Got to the massage. It was great. One of the best I have ever had (legit or not). I have not given up all hope yet, so I am rubbing her legs (and ass) when I can. We get to the point (just before the flip) where the light touch begins, and things get a little more interesting. She begins using her tongue. Starts at my feet and runs it up my legs to my ears (hitting every spot in between). A bit of this and she whispers "How much you give girl? " I reply, "It depends. " I flip over and while she is still one hand to graze up and down my body, she asks again about how much I tip. I tell her "20, 40, and up". She says "How about a hundred? " I reply, "What will that get me? " She laughs and begins to disrobe. She gets to her thong and begins to work on me. I let my hands roam, and work them under the thong. She backs off (I figure I have gone to far) and after a look at me, removes them. She then climbs on the table with me (straddling my face) and begins again. I Lift my head and start DATY. This goes on for a couple of minutes and She starts really getting into it (She starts really pressing down on my face). I am having a good time as well. I am thinking although I know this is simulated, it feels really good. Then I have another thought, how is she giving me a simulated BJ and also have a hand on each one of my thighs? About this time she sits up and says for me to get on top. She lies down and I get on top and begin to kiss her nipples. She pushes my head down and says, "Lick me". So I do. I can tell she really likes it, but every time I try to get my hands involved she stops me. After a few more minutes she squeezes my head and cums. I keep going for a bit until she grabs my head and pulls me up on her. I figure "What the hell" and insert pole A into slot B. She just closes her eyes, so I keep on. A few minutes later I roll off of her and we both just lay there getting our breaths back. At this point she realizes what just happened and starts to panic. She jumps up and starts whispering something in Korean, then looks at me and says "we not do that", "No sex here", about 20 times. After a minute or two of this she gets dressed and sits down on the table beside me, leans over and looks me in the eye and says "I got too excited", leans in and kisses me. I get up and start dressing. As I am putting on my shoes, she (still sitting on the table) asks if I go to "sex.com"? I just give her a blank look and ask, "What is that"? She says, "You go and talk about massage". I replied, "I don't know what you are talking about". She immediately has this look of relief and says "ok". I stand up. I put my tip on the table (1.) and she walks me to the door. I have never tipped more than. 6 before, but I think she earned it.[/QUOTE]
It really gets them in the mood. Great story and be sure to stay away from sex.com (whatever that is - LOL).

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]I know a lot of you may disagree, but I will take Lotus over either of those any day of the week. My experiences take me to Lotus anytime I am in that part of town.[/QUOTE]So what does lotus have to offer? First all most of the staff does'nt do extras and ones that has won't do them anymore for some reason. The place looks like a dump and a 50 something year old Nikkie has got FS on the dessert menu? I'll pass! Island is the only place in that area that's got nice ladies with better service, since Asahi has'nt been having their young crop of pretty girls in lately I've been a fairly frequent visitor. Everyone here is extremely friendly.

[QUOTE=Peterpiper52]I'm not so sure about the mouthwash part. I've had Asian masseuses who's kimchi breath has been so bad that it could knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon.[/QUOTE]

For whatever reason, the K-girls DO care about how our breath smells. Even though THEIR breath may knock a horse out. I always carry breath mints with me and I've learned to offer them a couple if the kimchi is at all noticeable. Most girls will take a few (or even go and gargle) if you ask politely without offending them. They all sure as hell know how bad kimchi smells - but they just can't stay away from craving the taste of it ...it must be addicting. If I could only find kimchi flavored condoms somewhere, LOL

Breath mints never make the kimchi smell go away entirely, but it sure helps.

[QUOTE=Peterpiper52]I'm not so sure about the mouthwash part. I've had Asian masseuses who's kimchi breath has been so bad that it could knock a buzzard off of a shit wagon.[/QUOTE]

ROFL - I love the line about the buzzard and the shit wagon.

Yes, I must admit, I have found the K girls to be a little overpowering at times but personally I take care of my breath as 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Looking to maybe TOFTT this week so watch this space....

V

[QUOTE=Indie Moon]So what does lotus have to offer? First all most of the staff does'nt do extras and ones that has won't do them anymore for some reason. The place looks like a dump and a 50 something year old Nikkie has got FS on the dessert menu? I'll pass! Island is the only place in that area that's got nice ladies with better service, since Asahi has'nt been having their young crop of pretty girls in lately I've been a fairly frequent visitor. Everyone here is extremely friendly.[/QUOTE]

Very interesting first post, and an even more interesting last line. Possibly a bit of self promotion? LOL

It's the two cent man again.

Can someone please let me know what exactly MBI needs to bust down a massage parlor? This info would be greatly appreciated. In return, I will give you some solid, good nuggets, that I have never shared on this board that are worth gold.

Thanks in advance.

GREAT freaking story, I've backed off amp's lately however I think that just got me back in the saddle! Were you covered? Stay safe!

Matt

[QUOTE=Clewiston]I will not mention any names here (Thanks LEO), but I had a great time at my favorite AMP. I have been out of town (visited an AMP while away, average) and when I got back to O-town needed to rejuvenate. Walked in (mamasan remembered me) got the hr (. 8) TS was ok, but didn't hit every nook and cranny. I figured oh/oh this is not looking good. Got to the massage. It was great. One of the best I have ever had (legit or not). I have not given up all hope yet, so I am rubbing her legs (and ass) when I can. We get to the point (just before the flip) where the light touch begins, and things get a little more interesting. She begins using her tongue. Starts at my feet and runs it up my legs to my ears (hitting every spot in between). A bit of this and she whispers "How much you give girl? " I reply, "It depends. " I flip over and while she is still one hand to graze up and down my body, she asks again about how much I tip. I tell her "20, 40, and up". She says "How about a hundred? " I reply, "What will that get me? " She laughs and begins to disrobe. She gets to her thong and begins to work on me. I let my hands roam, and work them under the thong. She backs off (I figure I have gone to far) and after a look at me, removes them. She then climbs on the table with me (straddling my face) and begins again. I Lift my head and start DATY. This goes on for a couple of minutes and She starts really getting into it (She starts really pressing down on my face). I am having a good time as well. I am thinking although I know this is simulated, it feels really good. Then I have another thought, how is she giving me a simulated BJ and also have a hand on each one of my thighs? About this time she sits up and says for me to get on top. She lies down and I get on top and begin to kiss her nipples. She pushes my head down and says, "Lick me". So I do. I can tell she really likes it, but every time I try to get my hands involved she stops me. After a few more minutes she squeezes my head and cums. I keep going for a bit until she grabs my head and pulls me up on her. I figure "What the hell" and insert pole A into slot B. She just closes her eyes, so I keep on. A few minutes later I roll off of her and we both just lay there getting our breaths back. At this point she realizes what just happened and starts to panic. She jumps up and starts whispering something in Korean, then looks at me and says "we not do that", "No sex here", about 20 times. After a minute or two of this she gets dressed and sits down on the table beside me, leans over and looks me in the eye and says "I got too excited", leans in and kisses me. I get up and start dressing. As I am putting on my shoes, she (still sitting on the table) asks if I go to "sex.com"? I just give her a blank look and ask, "What is that"? She says, "You go and talk about massage". I replied, "I don't know what you are talking about". She immediately has this look of relief and says "ok". I stand up. I put my tip on the table (1.) and she walks me to the door. I have never tipped more than. 6 before, but I think she earned it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pbwardy02]Can someone please let me know what exactly MBI needs to bust down a massage parlor? This info would be greatly appreciated. In return, I will give you some solid, good nuggets, that I have never shared on this board that are worth gold.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Unlicensed massage therapist will do it.

These bust are for intimidation and harassment purposes. Plus I think it get the MBI losers hard to put hoods over their heads, break down doors, cuff cowering middle-aged Asian women while their trash the place. But hey, they are only doing their jobs (and making the 6:00 News while they are doing it).

Anyone use this therapist yet?

Her name is Karina, 239-200-3281

If that is her pic, she looks good. Any info?

Highway100

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Unlicensed massage therapist will do it.

These bust are for intimidation and harassment purposes. Plus I think it get the MBI losers hard to put hoods over their heads, break down doors, cuff cowering middle-aged Asian women while their trash the place. But hey, they are only doing their jobs (and making the 6:00 News while they are doing it).[/QUOTE] Why do they wear hoodies over their pig fuck faces? I can see if they are doing a drug bust or some big criminal deal shit in fucking Pine Hills or Mercy Dr and shit. Or because they recieve waaaaaay more than just a massage during their so called 1 to 2 year "investigation", these criminal cops like to call it. OMG she accidently tapped my nuts with her thumb I think we have to fucking case, and I'm going in again and this time see if she'll stick it up my ass, and so on. Keeping a pokerface (no pun) with the girl that's been whacking and sucking your dick off the last " 2 years" while you cuff her. It can be hard.

Keep the ski mask on you Fucks!

Here is a sure fire way to improve your odds of success at a MP: choose a woman who is ovulating.

When women ovulate, they naturally are more open to FS (or whatever). All you have to do is ask the front hostess for a therapist who is ovulating, and you will have better success. Even better still, ask the front desk hostess/mamasan for a list of the women there and when they ovulate. That way you can plan your visits when your favorite therapist is ovulating.

If the hostess/mamasan does not know, just ask your therapist if she is ovulating (or when is she ovulating). Most women will tell you that info readily.

This foolproof plan may limit your visits to just a couple of times/month, but the visits will be grand slam visits. Post in this forum how well it works for you.

Best of luck and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Indie Moon]Why do they wear hoodies over their pig fuck faces? I can see if they are doing a drug bust or some big criminal deal shit in fucking Pine Hills or Mercy Dr and shit. Or because they recieve waaaaaay more than just a massage during their so called 1 to 2 year "investigation", these criminal cops like to call it. OMG she accidently tapped my nuts with her thumb I think we have to fucking case, and I'm going in again and this time see if she'll stick it up my ass, and so on. Keeping a pokerface (no pun) with the girl that's been whacking and sucking your dick off the last " 2 years" while you cuff her. It can be hard.

Keep the ski mask on you Fucks![/QUOTE]Tell us somethin we don't no police coruption been goin on since Al capone days. Shit slammin them is just gonning to shut all our parlors down.Sounds like you on the rag man.I feel you though.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]Here is a sure fire way to improve your odds of success at a MP: choose a woman who is ovulating.

When women ovulate, they naturally are more open to FS (or whatever). All you have to do is ask the front hostess for a therapist who is ovulating, and you will have better success. Even better still, ask the front desk hostess/mamasan for a list of the women there and when they ovulate. That way you can plan your visits when your favorite therapist is ovulating.

If the hostess/mamasan does not know, just ask your therapist if she is ovulating (or when is she ovulating). Most women will tell you that info readily.

This foolproof plan may limit your visits to just a couple of times/month, but the visits will be grand slam visits. Post in this forum how well it works for you.

Best of luck and stay safe.[/QUOTE]

Are you on something man - and if you are maybe you can post it here and we can decide whether we want it or not.

You will get some guys ACTUALLY doing this and their "chances" will diminish rapidly - and that's assuming Mama has enough English to know what ovulating means....

[QUOTE=Viamx]Are you on something man - and if you are maybe you can post it here and we can decide whether we want it or not.

You will get some guys ACTUALLY doing this and their "chances" will diminish rapidly - and that's assuming Mama has enough English to know what ovulating means....[/QUOTE]

Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride!

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride![/QUOTE]


I too find his posts humorous

So you like to slap your breadstick into the pasta sauce and get messy, do you? yikes...

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Since not everyone gets Gentleman100's dry sense of humor. I like it and have enjoyed many of his subtly funny posts here before.

Having said that last month, I got an AMP girl on the day her period started and after some convincing whoa did I have a wild ride![/QUOTE]

It was meant as a joke. If you follow the "suggestion", you probably will get walked out the door.

Women 101: never ask a woman you do not know if she is ovulating.

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]It was meant as a joke. If you follow the "suggestion", you probably will get walked out the door.

Women 101: never ask a woman you do not know if she is ovulating.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]

I think you were right to clarify. My point was there are some dumb asses on here (and particularly rookies) that might have read that and not seen your previous "humourous" posts. They may not have realised it was a joke as there was no indication that it was so.

In the interests of all mongers whether new or seasoned thanks for the follow up.

V

The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.

[QUOTE=Indian River]The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.[/QUOTE]This one few right over everyone

Hot Therapist on cl today

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Anyone use this therapist yet?

Her name is Karina, 239-200-3281

If that is her pic, she looks good. Any info?

Highway100

Definitely a joke that I got a good laugh from. I ventured to say the majority of amp girls probably wouldn't even understand what ovulating is, due to lack of English. But I for one definitely found the story entertaining. lol

I find some people whether new or seasoned just enjoy confrontation it picks up their post count.




[QUOTE=Viamx] My point was there are some dumb asses on here They may not have realised it was a joke as there was no indication that it was so.
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[QUOTE=Indian River]The stories and advice column are great. Put is not the intention of this board to give info on AMPs. I know there are issues out there regarding who is listening to this board, but I still think we can let everyone know about current AMPs without getting graphic so that we can all share the info. I know we are all still going to AMPs but no reports are being given regarding the quality of service at these AMPs etc. We can give a report and leave out the nasty comments. We can read around the report to decide if we want to go to the particular AMP. There are many AMPs not mentioned any longer and I for one know they are still giving excellent massages. I think we are all paranoid. I also see where members are asking for the location of their favorite provider. They change AMPs regulary and we all know where they are. Lets share more information and leave out the unnecessary comments.[/QUOTE]


I think that's a great idea buddy. When and where did you go last and how did it go?