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I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]Well guys, it looks like we're losing one of the good ones.
I met XX about a year ago. We met up at IR and shared some good times there and afterwards at Beach Shack. I've kept in touch with him and have always enjoyed his posts.
I wish you only the best XX. I hope you find happiness wherever it takes you.
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]Good luck amigo! You shall be missed!
I am glad that you found what you need.
Take care.
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]
My friend xx take care and thanks for some digits.
M-45
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1272529]I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu[/QUOTE]Shu Shu retarded flu, Baba Booey to you all
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]Well XX we've never met before, but I really enjoyed reading all of your post, you sounded like a real sweetheart.
I wish you all the happiness in life and wish for you to find that special someone to spend it with. Best of luck to you.
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]XX,
Your reports and insite will be missed. Never say never though this is a pretty addictive hobby. I hope the best for you and thanks.
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]Wishing you a happy future!
[QUOTE=College Kid 89;1271805]She is awesome! I had the pleasure of meeting her and we clicked instantly. She is very down to earth and loves to have a good time. I will definitely see her again and hopefully her roommate.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luckycowboy58;1271381]I swear Jet you stumble across more private stuff than I can find looking hard! This one I do know is a winner! Thanks for the digits.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1271281]My casual sweetie needs help to get her car repair bill paid.
She is available mornings before work and after 8:30 pm.
Today. Friday. 80 for 1/2 hour!
She is warm, cozy, sorta shy but warms up nicely,
Sr. Members pm for contact info.[/QUOTE]Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!
Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.
Muah!
Ashley Z.
P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.
[QUOTE=Xiao Xing; 1272410]Since I moved to Orlando, I was so amazed by the availability and affordability of SW and providers in this town compared with other US cities I have lived and worked.
I started surfing two years ago and donate more than average surfers, because I always feel affordable compared with the other cities I used to live.
In that generous way, I found some very interesting providers and made some friendship with a few of them. Even most time, I got burned by the providers, I have no
Regret. I also learned a lot from the fellow hobbists and mongers, by making friends with them and exchange information among them. It was fun and a good time in my life.
However, after a recent closely involved relationship and got hurt, with one of the providers, I was really prompted some thinking about continuing this type of hobby in my life. In fact, it made me recall my previous family and life. Finally, I realized I should stop this type of hobby, because it only gives me transient fun with more empty and
Lonely feeling.
I asked and revisited my ex in Canada during labor day weekend. We had a good time together.
I wish all the providers and hobbists the best and enjoy what you want,
This will be my last posting here and I retire.
Xx[/QUOTE]XX It was great meeting you and being friends. We shared a lot over the past two years and had some fun. Take care of yourself and good luck with the X. You will be missed.
Thanks,
RBW
I found all your posts helpful since you went everywhere NOT just orlando. Good luck XX I hope your happy!
WBB
[QUOTE=ThatOneChick; 1273281]Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!
Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.
Muah!
Ashley Z.
P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.[/QUOTE]Thanks for coming over. I enjoyed your company. Andy from Aka
[QUOTE=ThatOneChick; 1273281]Aww! Thanks so much! You guys are SO awesome!
Especially Jethrow, thank you so much for posting for me MULTIPLE times since I never got around to opening up an account until recently.
Muah!
Ashley Z.
P. S. I will be available again next week in the evenings if anybody wants to have a little fun.[/QUOTE]I had another great time, this afternoon, hey guys if your Sr. She might have some time this evening, Pm her
Wife finds her husband up alone at night. She watches him wipe a tear from his eye."What's the matter?" Husband replies,"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" The wife touched at his caring says,"Yes, I do." You remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and shoved a shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter or I will send your ass to jail for 20 years"."I remember", she replies softly. He cries,"I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT TODAY!".
For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;
&9829; I REMEMBER
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1274837]For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;
&9829; I REMEMBER[/QUOTE]Ashley,
That is absolutely beautiful and very well done.
Ditto Baby, Always Remember,
Marc
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1274837]For the husband who told his wife I love you one last time before his plane went down in a field, for the wife who stopped in the stairs to call her husband to say I will love you forever, for the mothers and fathers who kissed their kids goodbye the morning they died, for the policemen who rushed in with the firemen to help get others out only to die themselves, for the soldiers who fought back and lost their lives. Today, tomorrow, ten years from now, we will remember. &9829;
&9829; I REMEMBER[/QUOTE]Nice job, Ashley. We should all take time to reflect on that tragic day ten years ago.
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."
LOL, LOL, LOL
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1275927]A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."
LOL, LOL, LOL[/QUOTE]Now that one was too funny! Keep them coming beautiful. (both ways)!
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1275927]A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."
LOL, LOL, LOL[/QUOTE]This one was your best yet, Ashley! Very funny.
I have a sub gal that want's to be tied up and suspended, so I'm looking for a barn or garage with a fairly high ceilings with a place to fasten some ropes, and / or lifting devices.
If you have such a place you may help.
Prefer this Saturday during the day if possible.
Figured I would find a place before making sure she had availability, horse before the cart, I figure she won't be able to resist.
[QUOTE=Jethrow1; 1276785]I have a sub gal that want's to be tied up and suspended, so I'm looking for a barn or garage with a fairly high ceilings with a place to fasten some ropes, and / or lifting devices.
If you have such a place you may help.
Prefer this Saturday during the day if possible.
Figured I would find a place before making sure she had availability, horse before the cart, I figure she won't be able to resist.[/QUOTE]You are the man!
Here is a site that I find from the Tampa board and think useful for mongers.
[url]http://escortcontact.info/photo[/url]
This gives you pics of escorts posted on BP, CV, . This can help you identify escorts who use pics of other escorts from a different city.
For more details, check the the original post on the escort report board in Tampa, post #944
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lookin-for-you-22/5155408[/url]
Any info on this cutie? Haven't seen her anywhere before and don't want to make a "rookie" mistake.
A man took his wife to the zoo. It was a late fall day in the northeast and a slight chill in the air so she wore a light top coat to protect herself. They approached the cage with the gorilla. The gorilla took one look at her and began to jump up and down and pound his chest. He was excited! The husband quickly noted and told his wife how excited the gorilla was to see her. He then suggested she open the coat flip up he top and flash her tits. She obliged. The gorilla went ballistic! Same routine jumping screaming and chest pounding. Of course next the husband wanted the gorilla to see the kitty. She slips out of everything except the coat flashed the gorilla and all hell broke loose. Sounded like the whole jungle erupted! Gorilla had totally lost it. Husband grabbed wife by arm, opened cage door threw her in and said "now. Tell him you have a headache"
[QUOTE=Luckycowboy58;1276971]A man took his wife to the zoo. It was a late fall day in the northeast and a slight chill in the air so she wore a light top coat to protect herself. They approached the cage with the gorilla. The gorilla took one look at her and began to jump up and down and pound his chest. He was excited! The husband quickly noted and told his wife how excited the gorilla was to see her. He then suggested she open the coat flip up he top and flash her tits. She obliged. The gorilla went ballistic! Same routine jumping screaming and chest pounding. Of course next the husband wanted the gorilla to see the kitty. She slips out of everything except the coat flashed the gorilla and all hell broke loose. Sounded like the whole jungle erupted! Gorilla had totally lost it. Husband grabbed wife by arm, opened cage door threw her in and said "now. Tell him you have a headache"[/QUOTE]I love this one, I am so glad you posted it!
Ashley! Your jokes are great and would like to keep reading and cracking up every time I read them
Please keep them coming! You are great.
Ee
I always wondered if there was such a thing, like a forum, blog or something to that nature, that would have discussions about this topic. Low and behold!
Hey everyone, just want to introduce myself, I am OriginalSin, I am a total newbie at this and I'm glad I found this place. In fact, I am so new, you could even call me a "virgin!" LOL! (not literally). I have not been with any service provider YET! Anyway, I've been contemplating this lifestyle for awhile now and I have not yet pulled the trigger, primarily for fear of getting arrested. Also did not want to go through the headache of being scammed or robbed. I'm sure all of you share my sentiment.
I am also kinda picky and don't want to be with just ANY provider. I like quality GFE types, that don't charge an arm and a leg. LOL.
So, with that being said, I want to thank you all in advance for any advice or tips and for all your reviews.
[QUOTE=OriginalSin; 1277109]I always wondered if there was such a thing, like a forum, blog or something to that nature, that would have discussions about this topic. Low and behold!
Hey everyone, just want to introduce myself, I am OriginalSin, I am a total newbie at this and I'm glad I found this place. In fact, I am so new, you could even call me a "virgin!" LOL! (not literally). I have not been with any service provider YET! Anyway, I've been contemplating this lifestyle for awhile now and I have not yet pulled the trigger, primarily for fear of getting arrested. Also did not want to go through the headache of being scammed or robbed. I'm sure all of you share my sentiment.
I am also kinda picky and don't want to be with just ANY provider. I like quality GFE types, that don't charge an arm and a leg. LOL.
So, with that being said, I want to thank you all in advance for any advice or tips and for all your reviews.[/QUOTE]Welcome OriginalSin. I would like to start out with the first piece of advice. Most everyone here has heard it when first joining our little community. RTFF = Read the Fucking Forum. This as a newbie is your requirement. It is in a sense your homework. There is a wealth of information to be had. There are many great people here and with some patience and a little research you will really enjoy this site. Have fun.
Be safe.
Austin
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1275927]A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."
LOL, LOL, LOL[/QUOTE]Ashley,
Where in the hell are you getting all of these. I agree this is the best yet.
Marc70
[QUOTE=Banny Boyle;1274202]Thanks for coming over. I enjoyed your company. Andy from Aka[/QUOTE]I enjoyed yours as well!
Hopefully, we can do it again soon?
Ashley Z
A long time ago I saw this girl on I drive, we had a great time and when I looked for her I never found another ad. Can anyone tell me what happened to her? I loved her sexy outfit (in our visit) and she was very fun. Would like to see her again if anyone knows. Thnks.
[url]http://eroticservices.vibe.com/escorts.php? Do=view&p=669733[/url]
Three Mice.
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,"When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,"I don't have time for this bullshit. I got to go home and fuck the cat."
Austin
[QUOTE=Austins66; 1277896]Three Mice.
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,"When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,"I don't have time for this bullshit. I got to go home and fuck the cat."
Austin[/QUOTE]Baby that was to fucking funny.
[QUOTE=Austins66; 1277896]Three Mice.
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says,"When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,"I don't have time for this bullshit. I got to go home and fuck the cat."
Austin[/QUOTE]I am still laughing. Glad to see other folks are having fun on here as well. LOL.
XOXOXOXO
[QUOTE=Jerseygirl;1277909]Baby that was to fucking funny.[/QUOTE]Yes it was.
Marc
Check out the sign the guy is holding up, all of those damn women turn around I can only guess what kind of hell he is in for. LOL
I visited a friend in NYC once and he took me to a French restaurant for dinner.
We had 6 courses and when it came to the last course I said to the mait-are-dee I'm stuffed.
But he and my friend insisted that I try the house specialty.
So out comes this cute little gal with a bowl of peaches, she sits on the edge of a chair and the the maitradee forks a peach slice then lifts the skirt of this gal and swabs it around in her pussy then places it on my plate.
Outraged I said "do you expect me to eat that peach"
The maitradee says no missur you eat the Pussay
[QUOTE=Mystical0945; 1275927]A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!","I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples?","DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back."That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says,"See honey. Its not that hard."
LOL, LOL, LOL[/QUOTE]From a man's point of view: A woman that swallows is a keeper.
From a woman's point of view: A man with a lot of money is a keeper.