Seattle's AMP scene is terrible compared to most other USA Cities too
[QUOTE=BackInSea;6873012]I've always said that providers in the US, especially here in Seattle, are some of the most expensive with the least amount of ROI. I've been to TJ, Costa Rica, Seoul, Hong Kong, Bangkok, Macau, Taipei, and Tokyo and most of those girls were cheaper, hotter, and had better service. Even in Singapore, which is one of the most expensive cities in the world, I was able to find some great girls for half the price than Seattle....
[/QUOTE]Why is everything so shitty here?
Fucked up shit in Seattle
Go at this crap for a few years and you will see some fucked up shit. Here are some good ones:
1. Long ago I was at an AMP (that is still in business) and getting down on it when two of the other girls decided it was a good time to have a serious fight. So while I was fucking I was hearing stuff break and getting slammed into walls. They hit the door to the room I was in so hard it bulged in and broke -- we had to take the hinges off to get out of the room. Got to love Euro Touch.
2. Once I called one of the few reliable and decent agencies they sent me a pretty cute (but very young and inexperienced) girl. So we are getting comfortable and she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. I thought that was fine. Well she locked herself in the bathroom and was bawling like a baby. I called the agency and after some back and forth the madam came out to my apartment and after several hours were able to talk her out of my bathroom and out of my apartment. I never called that agency again.
3. There was a pretty hot escort from another agency who I sometimes saw. One night at about 3 am I heard her pounding on my door demanding to be let in. She was dressed in leather boots and a leather bikini (it was February). Apparently she had been at some kind of party down the road that had been busted and she had somehow bolted, but without her street clothes or car keys. She wanted me to call someone or take her somewhere and I was like, "Fuck no". So I let her stay the night. In the morning I bought some sweats and flip flops in her size, more or less dressed her, and gave her a ride back to her place. Never heard any details on WTF exactly happened.
4. After that I got smart and stopped getting escorts to my apartment. So one time at a hotel I had takeout and this girl conked out (completely asleep) after fucking. I couldn't wake her up. I called the agency and was told 'she did that sometimes' and that to just let her sleep it off. So I did but didn't realize that she would wake up not knowing where she was or what had happened. Which made for an exciting 4 am.
So weird shit does happen.
Surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms
[QUOTE=PyroJinx;6875834]I was out cruising last night on AA and ran into a girl who I've dated once previously and still chat with from time to time. We were talking about the whole BBBJ scene and politics on aurora and she told me about how she did a date once with a guy who wore surgical gloves, a mask and Two condoms! By his own free will. She told me he came really fast too! She told me she was deadass serious. I was dying of laughter. One of the funniest dates I've ever heard of.[/QUOTE]Normally, Jay Inslee does his mongering in the Olympia area.
Agree new board is horrible!
1. Is super slow for me.
2. Difficult to navigate.
3. TDL are gone.
4. Alerts, vouches and reviews are difficult to find.
5. Difficult to scan reviews and scan provider ad postings. Maybe it's just my eyes but when I'm looking I find it very hard to find which ad is attached to the provider name. And the pictures are so small they don't come out very well. No way anybody is going to click through every single post and read them. Especially with this slow site.