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[QUOTE=Chris5;2456513]So buffwoman do we have a deal on our one on one basketball game? I need to reserve some court time just for this special occasion. Put the fake weights down and get your whining ass on the court!!
Oh and Savanna will you come to this game and watch and be my special cheerleader?
This prick buff woman probably won't score ANY points at all![/QUOTE]Florida is loosening up so you are free to wear your frilly skirt and Lacey panties. Prance to your hearts content.
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456707]Dude I accept your challenge and I tell you this, every foul will be a flagrant2. I would not attempt one shot I guarantee it. Bill Laimbeer won't have shit on me when I'm done fouling your azz. Better ask that hag Savanna about me. She's seen me live and in person. Better yet ask Ashley. .
BG111.[/QUOTE]Be sure to charge admission. I'm willing to bet this will be more entertaining than last night's fight. TMT.
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456707]Dude I accept your challenge and I tell you this, every foul will be a flagrant2. I would not attempt one shot I guarantee it. Bill Laimbeer won't have shit on me when I'm done fouling your azz. Better ask that hag Savanna about me. She's seen me live and in person. Better yet ask Ashley. .
BG111.[/QUOTE]Now buffwoman I am happy that you accepted my challenge but I am serious dude! Sounds like you are joking around and I will not go for any of your pussy games! A ONE on ONE basketball game, no childish fouls or any of that shit. Just two guys shooting hoops and the LOSER retires from the board! I will have several witnesses with me at our game and you do the same but at the end of you getting your ass kicked in be ball you send a post to retire ALL your user handles on board! We will play a fair game and first one to get to 30 points WINS! Remember dude I am spotting you TWENTY fucking points!! Now I know I know you're really not all that athletic and you are just all talk but dude its a fucking basketball game! I could care less what you look like in person I just want you off this board. Be a MAN of your word buff woman! If you lose then retire all your handles AND Buffwoman if you do accept this challenge on a serious level, AND you get out of line with me on the basketball court in any way shape or form, My guys who I play with every day after work will be there witnessing this game, they are all criminal minded individuals!! LOL!! So don't try anything funny gay ass! A simple challenge of a be ball game! I play in Pine hills which is in West Orlando. Best basketball court in Orlando Buffwoman. A lovely little community. So when are you available?
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2456695]That is why you refused to return my player. Because I dreamt with the lovely Paige and the stuff is definitely sweet. The more you bashed her the more I wanted her. Thank you for that because it was worth it. You couldn't stand the fact Paige got to be with me before you. Let's get this straight, if I ever wanted you I could have had you. There's plenty women on this board who has seen me can vouch that you are lying about turning me down if I offered to pay you for services. Money talks. I let you use me as your protector when you thought everyone was after you without asking for anything in return. You know why? Because you are not my type. I felt sorry for your raggedy ass. I will fuck you for free but will never pay for your services. You speak with an annoying speech impediment and it's hard to even talk to you. You have nervous twitch that is a fucking turn off. But for others YMMV. So don't have these people thinking you turned me down and never wanted me to hit it. The women of this board can vouch for Buff's attraction.
Second thing is you posted four different times in response to my last post. None of which defended your timing of Lobo5's review of you right after Kens review which upset you. You are so slick and quick to deflect when your azz is busted by tossing out a whole bunch of crap. And you say I was not your friend huh, what woman would send pics of their kids to someone who isn't considered a friend or someone you trust? Can any of the ladies answer this? So there's another lie you fucking hypocrite. You think you are holier than thou but you really ain't shit.
Take your meds, don your helmet and mouth piece, stfu. Keep doing your thang Paige. Fuck this jealous hag.
BG111.[/QUOTE]Dude you sound more and more like a whiny little girl in all you freaking posts! STFU already please! I hate whinging little midget mental girls which is exactly what you are. Who cares how attractive you are or you think you are and so what Savanna turned your gay ass down! Move on, You remind me of that prick ancientASS who has a similar obsession with the sexy Dallas! Dude the hell with a dvd player and your so called protection! LOL! With your protection anyone they will be SOL!! LMFAO! You think because your short and big that will protect you clown. Tell you what come on over to Pine Hills on the west side of Orlando, meet me for a one on one be ball game. Your obsession Savanna will be there watching and we can put this behind us. BIG in person!! LOL! Ask any girl about buff guy? You're a fucking clown dude!
So, did you get hold of the guy I told you about that can make that ankle tracker thing look like you are still at home even when you go out of the county? Pretty cool, huh?
C3.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2456518]I will be in Daytona beach this upcoming Saturday. What do you say we catch a movie on the boardwalk and also grab some dinner? I have cleared out my schedule for this Saturday so I have nothing but time on my hand to spend with you. Let me show you how a real gentleman should treat you my dear Goddess Savanna. I will even bring some flowers for you as I will be the perfect gentlemen.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2456688]Yes PORKY Jenna you guessed my favorite restaurant for ALL my girls! I just can't get enough of that dollar menu Jenna! LOL NOT just street girls! You finally said something truthful Jenna!! This is the first time in history that both.
Jenna and Chris actually agree on something. Gold star for you Jenna!!
Again I just love that mcdonalds dollar menu![/QUOTE]Damn, you're still on this? Meanwhile nothing on your cock but your best girl Rosie and her sisters. Hey, atleast she coincides with your budget. Again, we've proven you to be a liar. And to add insult to your injury, another senior member agreed with post #7489, by posting #7498! The only one around here who agrees with you is, well = YOU! No one at all is saying anything positive about you, so now you're a little butthurt?
Back by POPULAR DEMAND!
The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Let me say it [U]AGAIN[/U]. The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Boy that fancy name I gave him (her) has really stuck, because [U]EVERYONE[/U] is now using it!
Yeah, everyone likes that IDIOT known as Sissy Chrissy. Must be his superior intelligence that makes everyone gravitate to him. Hell, if that IDIOT had a brain, he'd be dangerous!
Once upon a time, Chrissy's same-sex parents sat him down and told him the facts of life, how his life as a SISSY and a LOSER really began.
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Sissy Chrissy often goes on and on about how he gets his pussy so cheap. Well I guess that approach has its advantages, just look at his last few conquests on the Trail.
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Savanna thinks her Sissy Chrissy rocks? Well, we all certainly [U]DO[/U] think he's dumber than a [U]Box[/U] of Rocks! Here's a few activities that faggot experimented with while on Spring Break!
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Now, our Sissy Chrissy will respond to this post crying that we shouldn't question his manhood. Well all I can say is that some town in South Florida is missing their Village Idiot if he expects us to believe he's not a SISSY. Here's the proof-positive he's a big SISSY!
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Our Sissy Chrissy likes to throw the name "Douche Bag" around an awful lot. If you ask me, he must have a guilty conscience!
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Sissy Chrissy is always so forthcoming to GIVE advice to others, but rarely TAKES advice from others. His own mommy tried and failed to give him advice. She tried to tell him that he shouldn't be allowed to reproduce (I heard his parents might be cousins), but he was too STUPID to listen.
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Sissy Chrissy says all of us are part of the problem here in Orlando, but what he fails to recognize is that he IS [U]THE[/U] problem here in Orlando. But then it's all a matter of PERSPECTIVE!
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Now I don't care [U]WHO[/U] you are, [U]THAT[/U] shit was [B]F-U-N-N-Y[/B] !
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Off in the distance, I even hear Savanna rolling-on-the-floor laughing at him, [U][b]AGAIN[/b][/U]! Even Savanna realizes he is nothing but a Clown!
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2457019]Back by POPULAR DEMAND!
The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Let me say it [U]AGAIN[/U]. The IDIOT [B]Sissy Chrissy[/B]! Boy that fancy name I gave him (her) has really stuck, because [U]EVERYONE[/U] is now using it!
Yeah, everyone likes that IDIOT known as Sissy Chrissy. Must be his superior intelligence that makes everyone gravitate to him. Hell, if that IDIOT had a brain, he'd be dangerous!
Once upon a time, Chrissy's same-sex parents sat him down and told him the facts of life, how his life as a SISSY and a LOSER really began.
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Sissy Chrissy often goes on and on about how he gets his pussy so cheap. Well I guess that approach has its advantages, just look at his last few conquests on the Trail.
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Savanna thinks her Sissy Chrissy rocks? Well, we all certainly [U]DO[/U] think he's dumber than a [U]Box[/U] of Rocks! Here's a few activities that faggot experimented with while on Spring Break!
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Now, our Sissy Chrissy will respond to this post crying that we shouldn't question his manhood. Well all I can say is that some town in South Florida is missing their Village Idiot if he expects us to believe he's not a SISSY. Here's the proof-positive he's a big SISSY!
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Our Sissy Chrissy likes to throw the name "Douche Bag" around an awful lot. If you ask me, he must have a guilty conscience!
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Sissy Chrissy is always so forthcoming to GIVE advice to others, but rarely TAKES advice from others. His own mommy tried and failed to give him advice. She tried to tell him that he shouldn't be allowed to reproduce (I heard his parents might be cousins), but he was too STUPID to listen.
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Sissy Chrissy says all of us are part of the problem here in Orlando, but what he fails to recognize is that he IS [U]THE[/U] problem here in Orlando. But then it's all a matter of PERSPECTIVE!
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Now I don't care [U]WHO[/U] you are, [U]THAT[/U] shit was [B]F-U-N-N-Y[/B] !
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Off in the distance, I even hear Savanna rolling-on-the-floor laughing at him, [U][b]AGAIN[/b][/U]! Even Savanna realizes he is nothing but a Clown![/QUOTE]The comedian with no life is back!! Everyone go pop more popcorn!
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2456721]I feel sorry for you, I am a female and I wouldn't EVER do that again. I thought a weed whacker was going to take junior off and the horrible noises are such a turn off. I'm trying to erase that horrible memory from my head.
Xoxox,
Savanna.[/QUOTE]Of course he is delusional Savanna and really needs to be on medication the little mental fucking midget!
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2456717]Be sure to charge admission. I'm willing to bet this will be more entertaining than last night's fight. TMT.[/QUOTE]No need for charging admission PORKY, Buffwoman won't even show up! He is all talk and probably never shot hoops in his life! I would be shocked if this clown showed up!
This city is full of want to be monger douche bags! The worst city for mongering as most mongers continue to overpay for pussy and continue to pop popcorn! Lmfao! Douche bag city led by the #1 douche bag Camera3 and all his old grandpa buddies. AncientASS is right behind C3 as another low class douche! I wonder what you two clowns were actually doing before I came to this city, let me guess probably popping more popcorn! Camera3 once said I don't argue with an SP over her donation amount, I just pay whatever. Really? Douche bags! Thats why they continue to walk all over you clowns. Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
And one more thing this clown monger AncientASS is the worst of the worst! He is low class old and thinks he so distinguished and has golden intel. AncientASS is truly delusional and useless and like I have said several times, has no viable reason to even wake up in the morning!
Douche bags!
You don't know me so let me give you some advice. All I'm seeing from you is tough guy talk. Its a fact that the pussy that runs his mouth the loudest and the most is the biggest ***** in the room. I really don't give a fuck about you opinion and I don't NEED this forum to let people know I exist. So please act like a grown ass man and keep my name out your mouth. I'm about that action and I'm not the kind to talk shit back and forth.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457085]No need for charging admission PORKY, Buffwoman won't even show up! He is all talk and probably never shot hoops in his life! I would be shocked if this clown showed up![/QUOTE]Wrong again. My money is on Buff on this one! The username here suits him well. Dude is BUILT! And the other advantage he has is not being cross-eyed. If it's one on one, it will look like two on one to you cross-eyed Chrissy.
This shit was entertaining to say the least, looks like sissy has run out of ammo after my last few rounds. I'll take it easy on him, maybe he needs to regroup.
OK you have all had your time to call each other names and insult each other for weeks, now for the rest of the board that is so TIRED OF THIS IMMATURE SHIT, PLEASE STOP.
You all vented, now please lets move on.
Hey, I checked with him and he said no dice. Sorry, dude, I really wish I could help.
But look at it this way, you really didn't want to live close to an elementary school or daycare center, anyway, did you? I mean, as long as you are on your meds that whole issue goes away, right?
Your friend,
C3.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457085]Hey, man, I just want to thank you again for putting me on to that guy that hacked my ankle tracker. That makes life so much easier, if you know what I mean.
Do you have any friends that can help me with that other problem I am having?
Thanks, again, man, you are a real friend.
Chris5[/QUOTE]
I will share and once again my advice with Orlando mongers. This is a very frustrating city to monger in with such douche bags I have to continue to deal with. The tourist mongers are not much better than the mongers that actually live here. My advice is pretty straightforward and simple. UNFORTUNATELY I feel that you assholes once again will not listen to me but if I can help at least one clueless and pathetic monger from getting ripped off then I will feel somewhat vindicated.
So rule number one, DO NOT OVERPAY!! If a SP is asking a donation of say 120 coins for a HH, ask her if she will do a QV for half that amount! 60 buck's! There really is no difference between 15 and 30 minutes. You fuck her and you leave! It's not difficult! Normally if the SP kind of feels comfortable with you she will allow you to go well over your time. 60 bucks people! Some even run a 50 special if there desperate enough, Sexifun runs these cheap specials all the time. Don't be afraid to negotiate! The best time to really negotiate the best pussy prices is near the end of each month and also the MIDDLE of each month! WHY you ask? Because that's when most of there shitty bills are due including there rent and car payments. Take full advantage of these times of the month and you will be more than successful! I have gotten 150 hh girl's for 50 to 60 bucks with them thanking me for my business!!
Number 2, take more advantage of CL! They have some UTR on there that are young and sexy as fuck! You can fuck them for the price of a monthly metro bill payment! Normally 40 to 50 buck's! No more!
CL has some good deals on there morons!
Number 3, Utilize the mother fucking TRAIL! The TRAIL is full of model type girls that will be happy for your business! BJ for 20 to 25 bucks! FS for between 30 to 40 coins! No more! If you have mad game and skills like myself then paying these prices on the trail is easy! AGAIN use the trail!!
Number 4, NO TIPPING! Absolutely no TIPPING! If a girl ask for a tip tell her point blank NO! Her tip is the business you just gave her. And guy's stop buying there girl's cigarettes, food, candy, gum, beer, four locos, condoms etc! Fuck them! Make them spend there own CASH! Guys stop being sucker s and pussy! Now in an emergency situation where you may find a girl begging for food or a soda, pull into the nearest McDonald's AND utilize thr dollar menu! Then take whatever you spend on food out of her donation! Women will respect you more for not being a chump! And lastly use backpage! BP is full of girls begging for business! Take advantage of the 50 buck full service specials!
And also stay out of the massage parlors! Huge rip off! 100 coins for a lazy back rub and another 200 for a BJ or FS! Huge rip offs! Mongers ancient ass and otwist love the mp s!! That should show you there intelligence level is that of a retard!
You're all welcome!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457090]This city is full of want to be monger douche bags!
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Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
[/QUOTE]ROTFLOL. That's some funny shit, SISSY CHRISSY!
[U][b]YOU[/b][/U] of all people, talking about Douche Bags and Idiots.
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[QUOTE=Potsy;2457345]OK you have all had your time to call each other names and insult each other for weeks, now for the rest of the board that is so TIRED OF THIS IMMATURE SHIT, PLEASE STOP.
You all vented, now please lets move on.[/QUOTE]All this Sissy Chrissy 5 interaction is getting tiresome. Can we just leave it as "he thinks we are all douche bags and we all KNOW he is the #1 douche bag". Then there is the alternative, just don't click on the thread called Rat Trap! Too bad its like watching a car wreck, its horrible but. Just CAN'T look away!!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457090]This city is full of want to be monger douche bags! The worst city for mongering as most mongers continue to overpay for pussy and continue to pop popcorn! Lmfao! Douche bag city led by the #1 douche bag Camera3 and all his old grandpa buddies. AncientASS is right behind C3 as another low class douche! I wonder what you two clowns were actually doing before I came to this city, let me guess probably popping more popcorn! Camera3 once said I don't argue with an SP over her donation amount, I just pay whatever. Really? Douche bags! Thats why they continue to walk all over you clowns. Its so very frustrating to be in a city where I'm truly surrounded by IDIOTS.
And one more thing this clown monger AncientASS is the worst of the worst! He is low class old and thinks he so distinguished and has golden intel. AncientASS is truly delusional and useless and like I have said several times, has no viable reason to even wake up in the morning!
Douche bags![/QUOTE]Again, this pussy has no idea what he is talking about. I have been to south Florida many times, and have never had anyone attempt to negotiate my rate, and I double my rate when I travel. Looks to me like Chris5 is trying to give his "Douchebag" title away.
Anyways, time to suck some watermelons thru a straw, anyone game? Lmao.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2457374]ROTFLOL. That's some funny shit, SISSY CHRISSY!
[U][b]YOU[/b][/U] of all people, talking about Douche Bags and Idiots.
[ATTACH=CONFIG]377184[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]377185[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]That is EXACTLY how I pictured Sissy Chrissy 5 to look!
[QUOTE=Camera3;2457362]Hey, I checked with him and he said no dice. Sorry, dude, I really wish I could help.
But look at it this way, you really didn't want to live close to an elementary school or daycare center, anyway, did you? I mean, as long as you are on your meds that whole issue goes away, right?
Your friend,
C3.[/QUOTE]Savanna can always go to him. 50 dollars is fair right swanga. Don't want Chris to overpay for pussy.
Seriously, my mouse had to take a breather half-way through scrolling past all of these middle school, name-calling posts. Are you people having fun with this? I hope so, for your sakes.
"Waiter, can we get another topic of conversation? This one just isn't very good. ".
(Now, back to the madness!)
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2457317]Wrong again. My money is on Buff on this one! The username here suits him well. Dude is BUILT! And the other advantage he has is not being cross-eyed. If it's one on one, it will look like two on one to you cross-eyed Chrissy.
This shit was entertaining to say the least, looks like sissy has run out of ammo after my last few rounds. I'll take it easy on him, maybe he needs to regroup.[/QUOTE]Promonger posted a positive review for PORKY yesterday and Porky Jenna replied to him. Hmmmmmmmm sounds a little fishy PORKY. Only problem was Promonger last review on your FAT ass was on 12-18-2014 post #4155 AND.
Before that his prior review to you was on 11-10-2014 post #4001 so why would you respond to a positive review from someone who you haven't seen since last fucking year! You are just full of lies aren't you porky! My guess is you asked him to do a FAKE review on you AGAIN and he simple said, oh yea Jenna is a gem. Are you fucking serious PORKY? ANOTHER FAKE REVIEW! You're busted again you fat skank twat! LOL! You call that a review, oh let me guess he also has seen you several times last month but he just forgot to post reviews? Yea right. BUSTED!
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2457400]Again, this pussy has no idea what he is talking about. I have been to south Florida many times, and have never had anyone attempt to negotiate my rate, and I double my rate when I travel. Looks to me like Chris5 is trying to give his "Douchebag" title away.
Anyways, time to suck some watermelons thru a straw, anyone game? Lmao.[/QUOTE]Its been fun PORKY but guess what sweetheart? I was informed today by two of my very dear friends that MY dumb ass just may be HELPING to get you more business from these idiot mongers on this site! My intent was not to help you at all but as a good friend of mine pointed out to me today, you were basically dormant until I added your fat ass to MY top three douche / Asshole list! Whenever I mention your name I am told your phone rings and rings and you then post ads in classified section which you rarely do as well. You are only in this position because of ME and my posts which blast your fat ass daily! You were forgotten about until I added you to my top three list! My name recognition far out weighs yours and I accidentally HELPED you get back on your fat little feet. Two girls explained this to me over a mcdonalds lunch I bought them today Jenna, so here is the new plan PORKY!!
Starting now my fat little porky pig I am cutting you OFF! No more blasting posts from me. You're back on your own. Lets see how well your business does WITHOUT ME! NOW!
Go and kick bricks JENNA! My fat porky sweetheart!
XOXO.
[QUOTE=Kj5811;2457614]Savanna can always go to him. 50 dollars is fair right swanga. Don't want Chris to overpay for pussy.[/QUOTE]It is a really good post douche bag.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2457403]That is EXACTLY how I pictured Sissy Chrissy 5 to look![/QUOTE]You poor bastard! Did you read my new post for mongering in Orlando douche bag? I mentioned your name specifically! LOL.
Go kick bricks you douche bag!
[QUOTE=KingMoney;2457280]You don't know me so let me give you some advice. All I'm seeing from you is tough guy talk. Its a fact that the pussy that runs his mouth the loudest and the most is the biggest ***** in the room. I really don't give a fuck about you opinion and I don't NEED this forum to let people know I exist. So please act like a grown ass man and keep my name out your mouth. I'm about that action and I'm not the kind to talk shit back and forth.[/QUOTE]Go kick bricks!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457369]I will share and once again my advice with Orlando mongers. This is a very frustrating city to monger in with such douche bags I have to continue to deal with. The tourist mongers are not much better than the mongers that actually live here. My advice is pretty straightforward and simple. UNFORTUNATELY I feel that you assholes once again will not listen to me but if I can help at least one clueless and pathetic monger from getting ripped off then I will feel somewhat vindicated.
So rule number one, DO NOT OVERPAY!! If a SP is asking a donation of say 120 coins for a HH, ask her if she will do a QV for half that amount! 60 buck's! There really is no difference between 15 and 30 minutes. You fuck her and you leave! It's not difficult! Normally if the SP kind of feels comfortable with you she will allow you to go well over your time. 60 bucks people! Some even run a 50 special if there desperate enough, Sexifun runs these cheap specials all the time. Don't be afraid to negotiate! The best time to really negotiate the best pussy prices is near the end of each month and also the MIDDLE of each month! WHY you ask? Because that's when most of there shitty bills are due including there rent and car payments. Take full advantage of these times of the month and you will be more than successful! I have gotten 150 hh girl's for 50 to 60 bucks with them thanking me for my business!!
Number 2, take more advantage of CL! They have some UTR on there that are young and sexy as fuck! You can fuck them for the price of a monthly metro bill payment! Normally 40 to 50 buck's! No more!
CL has some good deals on there morons!
Number 3, Utilize the mother fucking TRAIL! The TRAIL is full of model type girls that will be happy for your business! BJ for 20 to 25 bucks! FS for between 30 to 40 coins! No more! If you have mad game and skills like myself then paying these prices on the trail is easy! AGAIN use the trail!!
Number 4, NO TIPPING! Absolutely no TIPPING! If a girl ask for a tip tell her point blank NO! Her tip is the business you just gave her. And guy's stop buying there girl's cigarettes, food, candy, gum, beer, four locos, condoms etc! Fuck them! Make them spend there own CASH! Guys stop being sucker s and pussy! Now in an emergency situation where you may find a girl begging for food or a soda, pull into the nearest McDonald's AND utilize thr dollar menu! Then take whatever you spend on food out of her donation! Women will respect you more for not being a chump! And lastly use backpage! BP is full of girls begging for business! Take advantage of the 50 buck full service specials!
And also stay out of the massage parlors! Huge rip off! 100 coins for a lazy back rub and another 200 for a BJ or FS! Huge rip offs! Mongers ancient ass and otwist love the mp s!! That should show you there intelligence level is that of a retard!
You're all welcome![/QUOTE]First of all, I don't know why Chris has taken the stance that he has on here. I guess he likes stirring up a lot of shit. I want everyone to know that I do have him on my ignore list. I also disagree with almost all of the BS that he posts. On a personal note to Chris-stop it. C'mon man, this great forum is about gaining trust with other members so you can get more info about the hobby. What you are doing is incredibly counter-productive to that mission statement. Please try to be cool. You may find that approach will work a lot better at getting tidbits sent in your direction.
Chris has some great points with this post. I'm sure a lot of providers aren't going to like me for agreeing with him-but I do. You can find value, discounts and bargains out there if you try. You can also find them with some really quality girls. I'm not talking skanks here at all. I am talking about clean, pretty and hot providers. Many of them being UTR, which means they tend to be lower volume.
I work very, very hard for the coin that I make. I can't afford the rates of most of these girls out there. I am able to still be in this hobby and still be quite active because I negotiate and I work at finding value girls. Believe me, you do not have to sacrifice service just because you're getting a better gift rate. In fact, the service that I get from the girls in my rotation is unfrickinbelievable.
Remember this always: you are not insulting a girl if you offer her a discounted rate. She doesn't need to get mad, upset or feel insulted. All she has to do is to either: accept it, decline it, or give a counter-offer. That's it. At least she had the opportunity to make something. Her phone may not have rang at all that night but the truth is, you may have made her night. You may have made her electric bill, her rent or her car payment for her. This is a good thing. Some gifts are always better than no gifts for the girl. Think about this, everyone.
One other tip is to try to act quicly on newer girls that just get in the biz or have just started advertising on this great forum. I'm sure many of you have watched girls get great reviews and saw their rates increase. If you were one of the first guys to see her, she may grandfather you in at her previous gift rate.
Guys, try it sometimes. You might be quite pleased with the results.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457865]Go kick bricks![/QUOTE]Hey Admin2, want to tell this little shit that it isn't me so he will stop flooding the forum and before one of these very real gentlemen come unglued on his ass?
Heya SissyPoo! You're assumptions are making an ASS out of you!!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457818]Promonger posted a positive review for PORKY yesterday and Porky Jenna replied to him. Hmmmmmmmm sounds a little fishy PORKY. Only problem was Promonger last review on your FAT ass was on 12-18-2014 post #4155 AND.
Before that his prior review to you was on 11-10-2014 post #4001 so why would you respond to a positive review from someone who you haven't seen since last fucking year! You are just full of lies aren't you porky! My guess is you asked him to do a FAKE review on you AGAIN and he simple said, oh yea Jenna is a gem. Are you fucking serious PORKY? ANOTHER FAKE REVIEW! You're busted again you fat skank twat! LOL! You call that a review, oh let me guess he also has seen you several times last month but he just forgot to post reviews? Yea right. BUSTED![/QUOTE]You don't know who has been to see me and when. See pussy, you hide behind your username here, and think that noone will out you? Guess what? All of your info popped up on yet another blacklist today. You're not just helping me out. You're allowing every other provider on this board the opportunity to avoid your crazy ass like the plague. Some gentlemen prefer to be a regular, because they know what is good. You on the other hand, wouldn't know something good if it ran over you with a mack truck. I've never needed to post a fake review. I've earned every single review, and they're all positive.
I'm finished playing your games kid. Summer vacation is in full effect, and I'm here to stay, if you don't like it, move along. Simple as that! Guess what guys, open availability. No classes this summer to get in the way, though I will be touring to BBWCon and CammingCon, I should have some pretty open availability.
For the record SissyBltch, I wasn't dormant at all, I avoided the bullshit brought about by douchebags like you.
When someone comes to visit me, they get a freshly showered young lady, with HUGE natural ta-ta's that is absolutely sure to please. When you visit someone, they slam the door in your fugly face. YOUR MADDDDDDD! I'm laughing.
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2458050]First of all, I don't know why Chris has taken the stance that he has on here. I guess he likes stirring up a lot of shit. I want everyone to know that I do have him on my ignore list. I also disagree with almost all of the BS that he posts. On a personal note to Chris-stop it. C'mon man, this great forum is about gaining trust with other members so you can get more info about the hobby. What you are doing is incredibly counter-productive to that mission statement. Please try to be cool. You may find that approach will work a lot better at getting tidbits sent in your direction.
Chris has some great points with this post. I'm sure a lot of providers aren't going to like me for agreeing with him-but I do. You can find value, discounts and bargains out there if you try. You can also find them with some really quality girls. I'm not talking skanks here at all. I am talking about clean, pretty and hot providers. Many of them being UTR, which means they tend to be lower volume.
I work very, very hard for the coin that I make. I can't afford the rates of most of these girls out there. I am able to still be in this hobby and still be quite active because I negotiate and I work at finding value girls. Believe me, you do not have to sacrifice service just because you're getting a better gift rate. In fact, the service that I get from the girls in my rotation is unfrickinbelievable.
Remember this always: you are not insulting a girl if you offer her a discounted rate. She doesn't need to get mad, upset or feel insulted. All she has to do is to either: accept it, decline it, or give a counter-offer. That's it. At least she had the opportunity to make something. Her phone may not have rang at all that night but the truth is, you may have made her night. You may have made her electric bill, her rent or her car payment for her. This is a good thing. Some gifts are always better than no gifts for the girl. Think about this, everyone.
One other tip is to try to act quicly on newer girls that just get in the biz or have just started advertising on this great forum. I'm sure many of you have watched girls get great reviews and saw their rates increase. If you were one of the first guys to see her, she may grandfather you in at her previous gift rate.
Guys, try it sometimes. You might be quite pleased with the results.[/QUOTE]Vino if you have me on your ignore list then WHY are you quoting my post? You think I need advice from YOU? When it comes to mongering I don't need any advice or tibets from anyone dude! Your opinion of me means nothing so you as well can go kick bricks and get back to ignoring my posts. You are so concerned that the providers will be mad at you for agreeing with me. Really Vino? Why care what an SP thinks? You're part of the problem here in Orlando vino! Stop caring what an SP thinks of you dude.
Funny, I dreamed with Jenna quite recently and woke to discover I had had a very relaxing and enjoyable experience. For my first visit to her, very easy, very comfortable and at the opposite end of the spectrum the activities were outstanding. Very attractive and easy to get along with. Made me feel comfortable from the moment I walked in the door. I realize I don't have 1000 posts here, but my time is very valuable and I believe in good value, Jenna provided that. Should anyone feel the need to question my veracity (if that's too big a word look it up), feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to give you my real name and address.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2458140]You don't know who has been to see me and when. See pussy, you hide behind your username here, and think that noone will out you? Guess what? All of your info popped up on yet another blacklist today. You're not just helping me out. You're allowing every other provider on this board the opportunity to avoid your crazy ass like the plague. Some gentlemen prefer to be a regular, because they know what is good. You on the other hand, wouldn't know something good if it ran over you with a mack truck. I've never needed to post a fake review. I've earned every single review, and they're all positive.
I'm finished playing your games kid. Summer vacation is in full effect, and I'm here to stay, if you don't like it, move along. Simple as that! Guess what guys, open availability. No classes this summer to get in the way, though I will be touring to BBWCon and CammingCon, I should have some pretty open availability.
For the record SissyBltch, I wasn't dormant at all, I avoided the bullshit brought about by douchebags like you.
When someone comes to visit me, they get a freshly showered young lady, with HUGE natural ta-ta's that is absolutely sure to please. When you visit someone, they slam the door in your fugly face. YOUR MADDDDDDD! I'm laughing.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457846]Its been fun PORKY but guess what sweetheart? I was informed today by two of my very dear friends that MY dumb ass just may be HELPING to get you more business from these idiot mongers on this site! My intent was not to help you at all but as a good friend of mine pointed out to me today, you were basically dormant until I added your fat ass to MY top three douche / Asshole list! Whenever I mention your name I am told your phone rings and rings and you then post ads in classified section which you rarely do as well. You are only in this position because of ME and my posts which blast your fat ass daily! You were forgotten about until I added you to my top three list! My name recognition far out weighs yours and I accidentally HELPED you get back on your fat little feet. Two girls explained this to me over a mcdonalds lunch I bought them today Jenna, so here is the new plan PORKY!!
Starting now my fat little porky pig I am cutting you OFF! No more blasting posts from me. You're back on your own. Lets see how well your business does WITHOUT ME! NOW!
Go and kick bricks JENNA! My fat porky sweetheart!
XOXO.[/QUOTE]This is your biggest lie. No one believes you have any friends.
I have never been to a massage palor. Just another reason you have 0 credibility. Almost everything you say is a lie.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457369]I will share and once again my advice with Orlando mongers. This is a very frustrating city to monger in with such douche bags I have to continue to deal with. The tourist mongers are not much better than the mongers that actually live here. My advice is pretty straightforward and simple. UNFORTUNATELY I feel that you assholes once again will not listen to me but if I can help at least one clueless and pathetic monger from getting ripped off then I will feel somewhat vindicated.
So rule number one, DO NOT OVERPAY!! If a SP is asking a donation of say 120 coins for a HH, ask her if she will do a QV for half that amount! 60 buck's! There really is no difference between 15 and 30 minutes. You fuck her and you leave! It's not difficult! Normally if the SP kind of feels comfortable with you she will allow you to go well over your time. 60 bucks people! Some even run a 50 special if there desperate enough, Sexifun runs these cheap specials all the time. Don't be afraid to negotiate! The best time to really negotiate the best pussy prices is near the end of each month and also the MIDDLE of each month! WHY you ask? Because that's when most of there shitty bills are due including there rent and car payments. Take full advantage of these times of the month and you will be more than successful! I have gotten 150 hh girl's for 50 to 60 bucks with them thanking me for my business!!
Number 2, take more advantage of CL! They have some UTR on there that are young and sexy as fuck! You can fuck them for the price of a monthly metro bill payment! Normally 40 to 50 buck's! No more!
CL has some good deals on there morons!
Number 3, Utilize the mother fucking TRAIL! The TRAIL is full of model type girls that will be happy for your business! BJ for 20 to 25 bucks! FS for between 30 to 40 coins! No more! If you have mad game and skills like myself then paying these prices on the trail is easy! AGAIN use the trail!!
Number 4, NO TIPPING! Absolutely no TIPPING! If a girl ask for a tip tell her point blank NO! Her tip is the business you just gave her. And guy's stop buying there girl's cigarettes, food, candy, gum, beer, four locos, condoms etc! Fuck them! Make them spend there own CASH! Guys stop being sucker s and pussy! Now in an emergency situation where you may find a girl begging for food or a soda, pull into the nearest McDonald's AND utilize thr dollar menu! Then take whatever you spend on food out of her donation! Women will respect you more for not being a chump! And lastly use backpage! BP is full of girls begging for business! Take advantage of the 50 buck full service specials!
And also stay out of the massage parlors! Huge rip off! 100 coins for a lazy back rub and another 200 for a BJ or FS! Huge rip offs! Mongers ancient ass and otwist love the mp s!! That should show you there intelligence level is that of a retard!
You're all welcome![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Otwist;2458447]This is your biggest lie. No one believes you have any friends.[/QUOTE]Bwahahahaha. Stop! I can't stop laughing.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2457855]You poor bastard! Did you read my new post for mongering in Orlando douche bag? I mentioned your name specifically! LOL.
Go kick bricks you douche bag![/QUOTE]Is exactly what we expected from a guy who favors Street Walkers. Hey douche, what if some of us prefer a higher grade of female, say one that can afford a nice safe hotel room on Idrive or has her very own apartment that is not even close to condemnation proceedings? You want to teach us how to negotiate? Ha. I buy and sell punks like you every day in my business. Your big concern here is that mongers willing to pay the asking or close to the asking is ruining it for guys like you who are bottom feeders. If I find VALUE in going to an AMP and getting pampered for 30-60 minutes and paying (all in) $100-$150 for a massage and HE, who the douche are you to be critical of my spending? We come from 2 different worlds Sissy Chrissy 5 and that's fine. You said your piece and maybe some mongers will benefit from your "buying strategies" so on behalf of those 2 mongers, THANKS. Here is some unsolicited advice: WORK harder and smarter at your job / business so you can afford to not be on the Trail getting head for $20 to $50 from a nasty SW.