Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;2770955]Got ripped off again. At sky 1, I ask for the full hour, ts, the works. Girl wants me to pay everything upfront. Fine, I hand it over, expecting good service. Girl leaves room for 5 minutes, comes back, says "No shower, only half-hour". "But I just paid you for the full hour, where's my money back then? She plays dumb and acts like everything I just gave her was her's as a tip. At this point I know I'm not getting any money back. These girls have selective hearing. When they want to hear, their english is perfect. But when they're playing you, they can't understand a word of english.

At this point I'm frustrated, but I'm still hoping she'll be worth the hassle. That was a fool's hope. We go ahead with a very rushed, lame session, and I leave wondering why the hell I showed up in the first place. This happens too often. I'm done with these places. I could have bought a new car with money I've pissed away. BTW the girl's name was May, I suggest you avoid her. Save your hard-earned money and watch porn, that's my advice gents. These places are a waste of money. I quit.[/QUOTE]I have seen May before. She was there last year and I saw her in the fall. She comes and goes. I never had payment issues etc. But found her to be lacking greatly in the personality / customer service department. Saw her about 10 months apart. Both times I left feeling like her job was to do as little as possible to earn my money. After your post, I am concluding that her attitude is similar for everyone, not just me.

[QUOTE=ThickJake;2772252]Struck out. Nothing offered and none of my techniques worked. Left after 15 min. All girls were waiting outside the door to get a good look at me as I left.

I won't be back unless I know who to ask for. I had a "mona" yesterday. Terrible. Ruined my whole night.[/QUOTE]Huh? Lux is usually a slam dunk. Do you know who you had? I once had a bad MT there. Kind of homely looking 50-something who was nervous as all hell. Asking me all kinds of paranoid questions. Totally ruined the vibe. I just left.

But all the other girls were good to go. Ask for anyone else next time.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;2770955]Got ripped off again. At sky 1, I ask for the full hour, ts, the works. Girl wants me to pay everything upfront. Fine, I hand it over, expecting good service. Girl leaves room for 5 minutes, comes back, says "No shower, only half-hour". "But I just paid you for the full hour, where's my money back then? She plays dumb and acts like everything I just gave her was her's as a tip. At this point I know I'm not getting any money back. These girls have selective hearing. When they want to hear, their english is perfect. But when they're playing you, they can't understand a word of english.

At this point I'm frustrated, but I'm still hoping she'll be worth the hassle. That was a fool's hope. We go ahead with a very rushed, lame session, and I leave wondering why the hell I showed up in the first place. This happens too often. I'm done with these places. I could have bought a new car with money I've pissed away. BTW the girl's name was May, I suggest you avoid her. Save your hard-earned money and watch porn, that's my advice gents. These places are a waste of money. I quit.[/QUOTE]Yea. Sky is on my "No-go" list for good. There's still lots of good places out there. Don't let one place ruin your fun.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2773095]Huh? Lux is usually a slam dunk. Do you know who you had? I once had a bad MT there. Kind of homely looking 50-something who was nervous as all hell. Asking me all kinds of paranoid questions. Totally ruined the vibe. I just left.



But all the other girls were good to go. Ask for anyone else next time.[/QUOTE]I was shocked. I've been there like 4 times. Quality way down as far as talent.

None of the other girls there were anything special at all to look at. Got to say it's times like this I miss Mich's in L'Ville.

[QUOTE=ThickJake;2773285]I was shocked. I've been there like 4 times. Quality way down as far as talent.

None of the other girls there were anything special at all to look at. Got to say it's times like this I miss Mich's in L'Ville.[/QUOTE]Me too. Mich's may have been overpriced, but at least it was consistent. I've been visiting an old favorite from Yuns who set up a new shop. She's kooky as all hell, but affordable and reliable. PM me if interested.

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I'm perplexed as well, why are you reviewing posts and not chicks?

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Went by Yuns on Fri. All new girls. Drew "Julie". 30 something with a decent body. Standard TS. Decent massage. Flip was fun. No haggling which was nice. The down side was, as I was leaving I noticed I was being tailed by an unmarked car. They pulled up next to me and mean mugged me. It might of been pure coincidence or They might be scoping it out. So I'm staying away from Yuns for a while, just in case.

Stay safe.

That sounds awful. What do you mean by "They pulled up next to me and mean mugged me". Could you please elaborate. And, did you report?

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2778438]Went by Yuns on Fri. I noticed I was being tailed by an unmarked car. They pulled up next to me and mean mugged me.
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2778738]That sounds awful. What do you mean by "They pulled up next to me and mean mugged me". Could you please elaborate. And, did you report?[/QUOTE]They looked at him and gave him the evil-eye. Like they knew what he was up to but could not do $hit about it.

Mean Muggin is an African American term often used in rap music. It is when you look someone up and down with a mean face in order to intimidate them. Most white guys over 30 would not know this. I myself had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. SaintChuck.

Wow. I'd have never guessed that. Though after the explanation it sounds right.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2779205]Mean Muggin is an African American term often used in rap music. It is when you look someone up and down with a mean face in order to intimidate them. Most white guys over 30 would not know this. I myself had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2778738]That sounds awful. What do you mean by "They pulled up next to me and mean mugged me". Could you please elaborate. And, did you report?[/QUOTE]Mean mugging means they gave me a dirty look like they knew what I was doing. After that, they drove off. It was a very brief interaction. Who knows? Maybe they just didn't like the way I was driving and it had nothing to do with Yuns. I might just be paranoid, but just to be on the safe side, I'm staying away from Yuns for a while.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2780945]Mean mugging means they gave me a dirty look like they knew what I was doing. After that, they drove off. It was a very brief interaction. Who knows? Maybe they just didn't like the way I was driving and it had nothing to do with Yuns. I might just be paranoid, but just to be on the safe side, I'm staying away from Yuns for a while.[/QUOTE]This has not that uncommon at Yuns I have often seen LEO in the parking lot there. Same thing has happened to me.

I just created an account but I can't log in. I'm on my phone and I've tried with a private window and without. It just acts like the page is going to load and then it doesn't change. Same thing happens when I go to rub maps. Any thoughts? Thanks!

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;2781762]I just created an account but I can't log in. I'm on my phone and I've tried with a private window and without. It just acts like the page is going to load and then it doesn't change. Same thing happens when I go to rub maps. Any thoughts? Thanks![/QUOTE]Figured it out. Needed to enable cookies.