Massage Parlor Reports

Went to the spa on York Road this week and it was one awkward moment after another. Clean, professional building, spa in basement. Greeted by older woman, with another younger attractive girl in early 30's, sweet chest, there as well. Paid for 30 minutes and requested younger girl. Was escorted to room by older one, then asked for younger girl again. Older girl leaves, younger one comes in and tells me to lay down. A minute later I lift my head and the older one if massaging me, WTF? Then the oil fetish begins. Two squirts, one rub, two squirts, one rub, I was covered. After a decent massage on my back she went to work teasing me for a good five minutes, then turned over and she would not touch me at all. Kept trying to take my hand for self-service. I have been shot down before, but never experienced the teasing beforehand. Gave her. 4 and got out of there, had to go home to take a shower in the middle of the day. Sure wish I knew how the other girl was, anyone have an idea?

[QUOTE=StanCopier;2993350]Went to the spa on York Road this week and it was one awkward moment after another. Clean, professional building, spa in basement. Greeted by older woman, with another younger attractive girl in early 30's, sweet chest, there as well. Paid for 30 minutes and requested younger girl. Was escorted to room by older one, then asked for younger girl again. Older girl leaves, younger one comes in and tells me to lay down. A minute later I lift my head and the older one if massaging me, WTF? Then the oil fetish begins. Two squirts, one rub, two squirts, one rub, I was covered. After a decent massage on my back she went to work teasing me for a good five minutes, then turned over and she would not touch me at all. Kept trying to take my hand for self-service. I have been shot down before, but never experienced the teasing beforehand. Gave her. 4 and got out of there, had to go home to take a shower in the middle of the day. Sure wish I knew how the other girl was, anyone have an idea?[/QUOTE]I hope the. 4 was for the massage and not a tip.

[QUOTE=StanCopier;2993350]Went to the spa on York Road this week and it was one awkward moment after another. Clean, professional building, spa in basement. Greeted by older woman, with another younger attractive girl in early 30's, sweet chest, there as well. Paid for 30 minutes and requested younger girl. Was escorted to room by older one, then asked for younger girl again. Older girl leaves, younger one comes in and tells me to lay down. A minute later I lift my head and the older one if massaging me, WTF? Then the oil fetish begins. Two squirts, one rub, two squirts, one rub, I was covered. After a decent massage on my back she went to work teasing me for a good five minutes, then turned over and she would not touch me at all. Kept trying to take my hand for self-service. I have been shot down before, but never experienced the teasing beforehand. Gave her. 4 and got out of there, had to go home to take a shower in the middle of the day. Sure wish I knew how the other girl was, anyone have an idea?[/QUOTE]I reviewed Elmhurst several months ago (#1037) as a "will not repeat" because the girl used way too much oil. The massage however was pretty good but not much pressure.

If you go again ask for "Lisa", she is the younger one there and offered limited options but I declined. You can certainly find better out there.

I was hoping it would have been a convenient option after Bensenville closed, guess not. The 0. 4 was a tip, and it makes no difference, I won't be going back.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;2993738]I reviewed Elmhurst several months ago (#1037) as a "will not repeat" because the girl used way too much oil. The massage however was pretty good but not much pressure.

If you go again ask for "Lisa", she is the younger one there and offered limited options but I declined. You can certainly find better out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StanCopier;2994494]I was hoping it would have been a convenient option after Bensenville closed, guess not. The 0. 4 was a tip, and it makes no difference, I won't be going back.[/QUOTE]I will not go back either. Tried twice way too much oil and some guy talking in the back room the whole time. Too bad since it is close to work and perfect for a lunchtime massage.

Yes. I don't like it when to much chatter going on elsewhere in the parlor. Its hard to relax that way.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;2994546]I will not go back either. Tried twice way too much oil and some guy talking in the back room the whole time. Too bad since it is close to work and perfect for a lunchtime massage.[/QUOTE]

Checked out pt. Pm for details.

[QUOTE=RamRod1172;2995378]Checked out pt. Pm for details.[/QUOTE]You can post a report here. That's what this site is for, not a PM service. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=RamRod1172;2995378]Checked out pt. Pm for details.[/QUOTE]Forum is all about exchanging information. Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=RamRod1172;2995378]Checked out pt. Pm for details.[/QUOTE]Why not post here? I'm sure it's better than getting 100's of pms to reply to. But reply to mine if you won't post it LOL.

[blue]Because they think they are secret agentmen

A2[/blue]

Nothing secret about pine tree. LOL.

[QUOTE=PwnLife;2996408]Why not post here? I'm sure it's better than getting 100's of pms to reply to. But reply to mine if you won't post it LOL.

[blue]Because they think they are secret agentmen

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PwnLife;2989614]Swung by pinetree, but talent today was sparse. I read a couple reviews about Ivy and decided to go there instead.

Got cici, real-skinny (which I like), good english, friendly and enthusiastic. Backwalk was pretty good with some hot towels, I think I really prefer barefoot walking. Pressure on massage was good, never too hard.

Went for everything, I had a good time and I think she did too.

After we were done she kept trying to convince me she was the ugliest girl in the place and there are more pretty ones. Maybe an effort to keep me as a customer since I was willing to just up and leave the other place. In the quick glances I had going out, I didn't really see anyone better. I think I'll keep Ivy as a plan B for the area.[/QUOTE]If you go back ask for Channel. She's probably the best looking MT I have been with.

What were the damages? Any tipping issues?

[QUOTE=BigNick33;2997359]If you go back ask for Channel. She's probably the best looking MT I have been with.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RamRod1172;2995378]Checked out pt. Pm for details.[/QUOTE]Ok I swung by to see what the hubub was about since ramrod is a secretagentman and never pm'd. Seems like pt has a couple new girls compared to the last time I went a few weeks ago. There was one girl that I had a month ago that I didn't like (poor massage, poor service). I think her name was joy, but I didn't see her anywhere this time around.

I saw maria. She has some odd proportions. She has a smoker's voice and Milfish good looks. She has a great rack and torso, I was thinking I should've asked for a Russian finish with those boobs. One weird thing is her arms and legs seem a bit short and out of proportion. Maybe even dwarfish. I couldn't really put my finger on what it was while she was in her dress and heels, but I could notice once the clothes came off that arms / legs are very short compared to her body / head. She does make up for any physical shortcomings with a good bit of enthusiasm, attitude, and technique after the massage. (massage was just ok).

[QUOTE=PwnLife;2999176]Ok I swung by to see what the hubub was about since ramrod is a secretagentman and never pm'd. Seems like pt has a couple new girls compared to the last time I went a few weeks ago. There was one girl that I had a month ago that I didn't like (poor massage, poor service). I think her name was joy, but I didn't see her anywhere this time around.

I saw maria. She has some odd proportions. She has a smoker's voice and Milfish good looks. She has a great rack and torso, I was thinking I should've asked for a Russian finish with those boobs. One weird thing is her arms and legs seem a bit short and out of proportion. Maybe even dwarfish. I couldn't really put my finger on what it was while she was in her dress and heels, but I could notice once the clothes came off that arms / legs are very short compared to her body / head. She does make up for any physical shortcomings with a good bit of enthusiasm, attitude, and technique after the massage. (massage was just ok).[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. I am glad that you didn't make everyone PM you. LOL. SaintChuck.