Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kneiner;4653415]So I've been watching the thread for quite some time, find myself still lost to a number of things. That likely will seem trivial to most of you. But, I have tried both relax and happy. Relax several times, usually to more or less than great endings. I tried happy the other day only to get inside and find that everything is cash. I guess what I am looking for are some tips and tricks, things not to do, etc. Long story short I'm not really sure who I got at happy because I don't recall her telling me her name. She spoke pretty decent English and gave an amazing massage using her knees and elbows even. A first for me. Extras were extended, but I had to explain that I didn't bring enough to cover more than an hour massage, because I was anticipating being able to pay for that portion with a card. I do plan to go back, just not sure what the process I should follow is. Also she was likely in her late 30's, on the skinnier side, short very short probably somewhere around 5'4", dark hair, and liked spanking a lot. Any ideas on who it was I drew? This way when I go back I can ask mamasan for her if possible.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4653923]Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.[/QUOTE]I agree with Sly! This hobby is cash only bc cash is non traceable unlike credit cards. If you don't have the cash? I would recommend that, you wait until you do bc if you don't, credit cards are extremely traceable. Got to be smart and use common sense in this hobby all the way.

As always, stay safe and be smart fellas!

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4653923]Sounds like Connie. This hobby is a cash business. Credit cards or payment apps leave behind a trail. I usually plan about 200 when I go. 40-60 for house fee, the remainder for extras. I always tip mamma 20, which helps to ensure a good time is had.[/QUOTE]Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4653937]Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.[/QUOTE]I've never tipped Mama, but I do on occasion tip the provider. Usually when I've had a really top notch visit, and sometimes when they have to put in extra effort to make sure I'm happy.

And sometimes just because they are a favorite.

Not every trip, but occasionally.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4653937]Hi Sly,

Altho I'm also ready at AMP's w / $$ cash, I never have actually tipped Mama.

Always very interactive, respectful, appreciative & hugs for the ones I know (for sure).

So Men- question.

Is Sly just a real sport??

Am I conversely a cheap SOB??

Do others of You Also Tip Mama regularly??

Please weigh in guys.

1 curious AMP monger here.

JJ / Kzoo.[/QUOTE]I like to grease the wheels with Mama. $20 is little price to make sure you have extra special time.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;4658213]I like to grease the wheels with Mama. $20 is little price to make sure you have extra special time.[/QUOTE]Agree Sly,

That is a small price for management followup, to insure excellent service.

That's just more grease, than I've been applying to those wheels- LOL.

Always have figured all non house money, should go to the provider.

Hmmm- will have to consider that.

Thanks for the food for thought.

JJ / Kzoo.

Other thoughts guys??

I thinking Tipping Mama sounds like a good plan. To help ensure a pleasing experience. I will do this when I visit.

LOL if Mama happy everyone happy.

At one point I tipped the Mamasan in the AMP in Kalamazoo. She looked at me like I was crazy. Then she treated me like shit. Just like she has treated everyone at TLC since forever.

Be polite. Don't create trouble. These are your best tools.

I don't tip mama with money, I normally bring in food. Ice Cream in the summer and candy the rest of the year. I tried pizza from little ceasar's once but that didn't go down as well as a big box of whitman's chocolate.

[QUOTE=GrayFoxMg1;4663808]I don't tip mama with money, I normally bring in food. Ice Cream in the summer and candy the rest of the year. I tried pizza from little ceasar's once but that didn't go down as well as a big box of whitman's chocolate.[/QUOTE]GrayFox,

Remember reading your advice on that idea, in a previous thread / discussion.

Was about "how to stand out at AMPs"- to get best service.

Followed that advice on 1 very hot summer day, with high end ice cream treats.

Went over very well- was appreciated.

Other than that I just "show them some love & respect".

As an important part of the Biz Team.

Thanks GrayFox!

The treats were very cool idea- no pun intended- LOL.

Be Safe, JJ / Kzoo.

Recently dropped into Spring again. Ginny is away, got someone who looks a bit older in the face but had a great body. Massage wans't very good but the rest of the visit was decent.

[QUOTE=Zombo;4669594]Recently dropped into Spring again. Ginny is away, got someone who looks a bit older in the face but had a great body. Massage wans't very good but the rest of the visit was decent.[/QUOTE]Zombo,

From the description of her and the service- I'm guessing it was Maria.

A fav of several mongers here.

Not so much for me either.

Think she's just OK at best, for total AMP service.

With Maria, as with anyone, always YMMV.

Be Safe,

JJ / Kzoo.

Stopped in at Happy this evening and drew Connie. She was good as always and gave me a great time and dressed me after we were through. There was another girl there also as another monger came in while I was there but I didn't see her or get her name. Pretty quiet evening out on the east side tonight.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4664519]GrayFox,

Remember reading your advice on that idea, in a previous thread / discussion.

Was about "how to stand out at AMPs"- to get best service.

Followed that advice on 1 very hot summer day, with high end ice cream treats.

Went over very well- was appreciated.

Other than that I just "show them some love & respect".

As an important part of the Biz Team.

Thanks GrayFox!

The treats were very cool idea- no pun intended- LOL.

Be Safe, JJ / Kzoo.[/QUOTE]As much as I would like to take credit for that wonderful idea, I too was inspired by someone here in the forum. Here is the original post that got me thinking strategically with Mama.

[QUOTE=HaywoodJ;4220737]I used to frequent the AMP's. Show up with gifts and you'll stand head and shoulders above the rest. Upon arrival present a box of drumstick ice cream cones to mamasan to share with the staff on a hot summer day and you'll not only get the hottest masseuse in the place, you will probably get to meet all of ladies who will stop by your room to thank you for the treat. Amazing how a small thoughtful gesture like this will greatly increase your experience. Try it out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GrayFoxMg1;4677054]As much as I would like to take credit for that wonderful idea, I too was inspired by someone here in the forum. Here is the original post that got me thinking strategically with Mama.[/QUOTE]GrayFox,

Always give Credit where Credit is Due, right?

Thanks for pointing out who posted originally on that idea.

Good thought & practice, w / kudos to Haywood J!

Be safe & smart.

JJ / Kzoo.