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[QUOTE=NoClue02;3599893]Has anyone hit up some of the ladies on HX for a bachelor party? Will be going this weekend and no idea what to do. It is for a friend and this is my first time doing this. Still debating either multiples strip clubs or just call 1 or 2 escorts and get a room. Any recommendation? TIA.[/QUOTE]Dude! Just post up a classified under "services" in the Vegas section or scope which of the providers is down to do bachelor parties.

[QUOTE=JackDaStripper;3599897]Dude! Just post up a classified under "services" in the Vegas section or scope which of the providers is down to do bachelor parties.[/QUOTE]Oh? Hahaha never really explore those area in HX either. I did glance thru the vegas section and most of the girls arent attractive. I know there are tons of places to get services but can't find much reviews. Don't want to get those bait and switch.

[QUOTE=JackDaStripper;3599897]Dude! Just post up a classified under "services" in the Vegas section or scope which of the providers is down to do bachelor parties.[/QUOTE]You might get a bunch of uglies that way though. I would PM the ones you want to see and just arrange them separately, let them know the parameters (how long and what level of "entertainment" you are seeking).

Doing it at a Vegas strip joint would easily cost you 10 X the money and probably result in no sex, maybe some HJ or BJ at best.

But that might be the ideal locale if the bride's friends decide to "crash" your bachelor's party.

It would be embarrassing for the bride to find the groom fucking a couple hos.

LOL.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;3599899]Oh? Hahaha never really explore those area in HX either. I did glance thru the vegas section and most of the girls arent attractive. I know there are tons of places to get services but can't find much reviews. Don't want to get those bait and switch.[/QUOTE]Got to put in the leg work and sleuth around to find the right ones otherwise, you might end paying than the current budget you have in mind. Hope that helps. Cheers.

[QUOTE=Jdmba;3599903]You might get a bunch of uglies that way though. I would PM the ones you want to see and just arrange them separately, let them know the parameters (how long and what level of "entertainment" you are seeking).

Doing it at a Vegas strip joint would easily cost you 10 X the money and probably result in no sex, maybe some HJ or BJ at best.

But that might be the ideal locale if the bride's friends decide to "crash" your bachelor's party.

It would be embarrassing for the bride to find the groom fucking a couple hos.

LOL.[/QUOTE]Hahaha yeah, I highly doubt sex is involve in this one. Got some married guys coming and they're aren't the type for this. I looked up some site, price range aren't as bad but again, no reviews so it kinda suck. Hopefully we'll find someone fun and under the budget tonight. If not, strip clubs it is LOL.

Thanks Jdmba and JackDaStripper.

[QUOTE=NoClue02;3600729]Hahaha yeah, I highly doubt sex is involve in this one. Got some married guys coming and they're aren't the type for this. I looked up some site, price range aren't as bad but again, no reviews so it kinda suck. Hopefully we'll find someone fun and under the budget tonight. If not, strip clubs it is LOL.

Thanks Jdmba and JackDaStripper.[/QUOTE]Most of the girls on HX are fairly legit, or I should say as legit as they are going to get in LV. There's a lot of scammers there because most of the johns are out-of-towners so they aren't looking for repeat business. You can work out a deal in advance it should cost a lot less than the strip joints.

Wrong pics. Has bruises. Be warned.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/45746[/URL]

Yeah, I saw her too, it was a few months ago and she was bruised like a banana. Stays at a low end motel. Room was a mess and darkly lit. Seems to live out of her suitcase. She was all business. Totally disconnected throughout the session. Everything was covered. Unenthusiastic CBJ. Nice body, but she had obviously pulled an all nighter before seeing me. She's not nearly as badly bruised as Reigny, but that's not saying much.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=JakeDSnake;3601966]Wrong pics. Has bruises. Be warned.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JakeDSnake;3601966]Wrong pics. Has bruises. Be warned.[/QUOTE]"Wrong pics" = fake pics?

Also, excuse my naivety, but bruising and other signs of a user typically indicates mental / emotional instability, right? Or are there physical concerns as well?

[QUOTE=Xmul22;3603359]"Wrong pics" = fake pics?

Also, excuse my naivety, but bruising and other signs of a user typically indicates mental / emotional instability, right? Or are there physical concerns as well?[/QUOTE]Or could be drug abuse. This one has many reports of bruises as well, black and blue. Allegedly smack? A lot of drama with ex-BF and weird stuff.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SECRETLY_SAGE[/URL]

The lies are worse than printed OC register classified many many years ago. Pretty college girl = resident of skip-row. I drive myself = my car has two steering wheels. The now-closed Anaheim Chinese AAMP had to text all his clients that the new pictures are "real". Still fake. He texted me to come to see a new girl. I asked for her picture via text. Still fake. In the CV SGV ad, the Chinese girl holding a handwritten paper is either on her period, on vacation or on anything else. HX used to be at least a little better. The same girl has prettier pictures in CV than HX. But now I'm not so sure for the AAMPs there.

I had the need today so I picked a safe bet, an AAMP I used before, an Korean with big natural breasts and big butt, unusual for Asian standards. She comes quite often and seems to have some devoted fans. My expectations wasn't too high as the reviews on a specific AAMP site didn't talk about her looks. Yes, I even met a dog at that same AAMP but I made a last minute booking and could not wait for any popular girl who wasn't available then.

So I was preparing for the pleasant surprise at the door. Surprise my ass! She does have big breasts and big butt for Asian standards. But she was so short. Yes, she wears a body suit as if she is in her twenties. She doesn't look old but she is in her 30's to possibly 40's. She has milky white skin in her pictures but she is darker than average K girls. But being Korean, her everything is professional. Hair, makeup, sexy outfit. I stayed because I can get a lot worse.

My brain wasn't thinking that far ahead at the time. I just looked at her breasts and put down 3 big bills. It is as much a hassle to find an ATM especially over there as to find change if you only have big bills. Because of that, she was on overdrive. Honestly, her face wasn't bad to look at, particularly with my dick in her mouth. When she was confident that I liked her without saying anything, she did a you-turn and gave me a 69. I finished sucking her tongue out during missionary.

She praised my imported 003 condom, gave me a massage and washed me thoroughly again. BTW she rimmed me as if she was enjoying her dessert. Also, her **** Fu grip is top notch. Not bad for the money but I rather have more visual stimulation. Like Tien.

I gave up on the Chinese whorehouses long ago. All fake pix, too rushed, etc.

What happened to Tien? She's the Vietnamese girl right? She was on HX before but when I contacted the pimp he replied, "No Tien, gone away," cryptically.

[QUOTE=JamesD2004;3604874]The lies are worse than printed OC register classified many many years ago. Pretty college girl = resident of skip-row. I drive myself = my car has two steering wheels. The now-closed Anaheim Chinese AAMP had to text all his clients that the new pictures are "real". Still fake. He texted me to come to see a new girl. I asked for her picture via text. Still fake. In the CV SGV ad, the Chinese girl holding a handwritten paper is either on her period, on vacation or on anything else. HX used to be at least a little better. The same girl has prettier pictures in CV than HX. But now I'm not so sure for the AAMPs there.

I had the need today so I picked a safe bet, an AAMP I used before, an Korean with big natural breasts and big butt, unusual for Asian standards. She comes quite often and seems to have some devoted fans. My expectations wasn't too high as the reviews on a specific AAMP site didn't talk about her looks. Yes, I even met a dog at that same AAMP but I made a last minute booking and could not wait for any popular girl who wasn't available then.

So I was preparing for the pleasant surprise at the door. Surprise my ass! She does have big breasts and big butt for Asian standards. But she was so short. Yes, she wears a body suit as if she is in her twenties. She doesn't look old but she is in her 30's to possibly 40's. She has milky white skin in her pictures but she is darker than average K girls. But being Korean, her everything is professional. Hair, makeup, sexy outfit. I stayed because I can get a lot worse.

My brain wasn't thinking that far ahead at the time. I just looked at her breasts and put down 3 big bills. It is as much a hassle to find an ATM especially over there as to find change if you only have big bills. Because of that, she was on overdrive. Honestly, her face wasn't bad to look at, particularly with my dick in her mouth. When she was confident that I liked her without saying anything, she did a you-turn and gave me a 69. I finished sucking her tongue out during missionary.

She praised my imported 003 condom, gave me a massage and washed me thoroughly again. BTW she rimmed me as if she was enjoying her dessert. Also, her **** Fu grip is top notch. Not bad for the money but I rather have more visual stimulation. Like Tien.[/QUOTE]

Looks like her account got hacked, she has lost her mind or a kid she knows got buggered. Check out her profile.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/cha-cha[/URL]

I'm Unique Because.

I hate you, Faggot and Pedophile. I WILL KILL you *****.

Interests.

CASTRATION.

I'd Like to Meet.

The Faggot and pedophile I will kill.

Heroes.

PEDOPHILE AFTER JUSTICE IS DONE.

What Makes Me Laugh.

Accidentally hillarious.

I Have a Dream.

To complete my mission.

Useless Daily Update!

DEATH ON your WAY.

Favorite Things.

The Things that matter.

So who will be brave enough to pull the trigger on this one? Yeah, she hasn't advertised her services in over 3 months, yet her profile was "updated" only a couple of days ago. Some cyber jockey is out there giggling right now. Ain't technology grand? LOL.

Dutch.

[QUOTE=PotShot;3605453]Looks like her account got hacked, she has lost her mind or a kid she knows got buggered. Check out her profile.

[URL]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/cha-cha[/URL]

I'm Unique Because.

I hate you, Faggot and Pedophile. I WILL KILL you *****.

Interests.

CASTRATION.

I'd Like to Meet.

The Faggot and pedophile I will kill.

Heroes.

PEDOPHILE AFTER JUSTICE IS DONE.

What Makes Me Laugh.

Accidentally hillarious.

I Have a Dream.

To complete my mission.

Useless Daily Update!

DEATH ON your WAY.

Favorite Things.

The Things that matter.[/QUOTE]