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Just got serviced by Tammy at her trailor park incall. She needs money to get her electricy turned on, so she is offering discouts. . 2 BBBJ Awsome pipe cleaning service.
I will be pilaging again tomorrow. Will report.
Be safe and careful. The Pirate.
Did a short recon up an down OBT. Dead but lived to see another day.
I've gotten many PM's asking for Tammy's digits. I did not get her digits becasue she wasn't sure if she was getting the same number she has now. She has a phone but does not have the money to reactivate it. That is the bad news.
The good news is I just saw her hanging with a BIG BSW at 18th and OBT a few blocks north of Kaiely. She will be there a while. She still needs flowers to get her trailer electricity turned back on.
What happens after midnight on OBT. Does the pus#why's transform into penises?
I've been up and down OBT and no quality. Lots of damaged goods and TV's.
Maybe someone else has better luck on a Sat night Sun morn.
Pirate is going to bed.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2821083]Was out on this beautiful day cruising the lovely Paradise Trail when I noticed a small LSW in all black with a tight little body strutting her stuff all over the Burlington Parking Lot. I decided to approach this chick and offer her a ride. I pull in the parking lot and I immediately noticed two busted up looking handlers by the old Halloween store. The * approaches my car and I offer her a ride. Now this is when shit got strange. The * says can we go to HER spot and park? Says it will a smart ass attitude. I tell her exactly the following. " I don't go where you tell me to fucking park, you go where I tell You" !! Now MAYBE my aggressive tone startled her as she jumped back from my window and said that ok. LOL.
Now I'm sure she is working with her handlers out of that parking lot to set up unsuspecting mongers. Obviously this beitch picked the wrong monger TODAY! If she would have gotten in my car after all of her be. S. ?? I would have purposely drove her ass way up on the north trail near Lockhart and purposely kicked her ass out of my car and left her punk ass stranded far away from Burlington. Today must have been her lucky day as she made a wise choice and didn't get in my car.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Seems like you might have avoided a date with Donna. Search the name. Somewhere in one of the posts, there's one with a picture of her. She's been around for a while, but as the years have passed, her attitude, and services have soured with time.
Snow Plow out.
Is the Tammy everyone is talking about now the one with all of the scabs on her legs?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2821083]Was out on this beautiful day cruising the lovely Paradise Trail when I noticed a small LSW in all black with a tight little body strutting her stuff all over the Burlington Parking Lot. I decided to approach this chick and offer her a ride. I pull in the parking lot and I immediately noticed two busted up looking handlers by the old Halloween store. The * approaches my car and I offer her a ride. Now this is when shit got strange. The * says can we go to HER spot and park? Says it will a smart ass attitude. I tell her exactly the following. " I don't go where you tell me to fucking park, you go where I tell You" !! Now MAYBE my aggressive tone startled her as she jumped back from my window and said that ok. LOL.
Now I'm sure she is working with her handlers out of that parking lot to set up unsuspecting mongers. Obviously this beitch picked the wrong monger TODAY! If she would have gotten in my car after all of her be. S. ?? I would have purposely drove her ass way up on the north trail near Lockhart and purposely kicked her ass out of my car and left her punk ass stranded far away from Burlington. Today must have been her lucky day as she made a wise choice and didn't get in my car.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Looks like you aborted a date with Donna. She's been around for awhile. It seems as the years have passed, her attitude, and services have soured. If you do a search on this thread, there should be a picture of her posted.
Snow Plow out.
Searching for headache relief. Spotted a BSW by 18th & Nashville. WSW in front of BB. WSW near the new Waffle House. Not alot of choices at the moment. Nothing to make me want to scoop. LEO presence minimal due to soccer game & bike week.
[QUOTE=SnowPlow;2824235]Looks like you aborted a date with Donna. She's been around for awhile. It seems as the years have passed, her attitude, and services have soured. If you do a search on this thread, there should be a picture of her posted.
Snow Plow out.[/QUOTE]Definitely sounds like her. I so wish she would have gotten into my car for a date! I would have showed this punk ass skank how to properly act towards future mongers.
Chris5.
Went hunting early Sunday morning, and there were lots of pigs all over the trail. Marked, unmarked, pulling people left and right. I was about to go home because it was a little too hot for my liking, but I'd already been out for awhile, so I figured I'd try to finish what I started. Luckily as I was about to pass the mall, I see a WSW, brunette, wearing a short black dress and black sweater. I pull into a lot and she jumps in. Says her name is Michelle. She is a little chatty, but in a good way, I was actually having a decent convo with her on the way to a spot. Find a spot and she gets to work with a wet BBBJ. She started using some technique where she would come up near the top and pop her lips; can't really describe it, but it felt good LOL. No rushing, just asked me to keep watch. She caught the secret sauce, and I think she swallowed, because I let down the passenger window so she could spit, but she just grabbed her drink, and started saying how they call her "magic mouth Michelle". I wanted her number, but she said she just got out of jail recently and she didn't have a phone, so she took my number and said she'd text me, so basically I'm not really expecting a text LOL. Pretty cool lady, I'd definitely repeat. If anyone happens to pick her up anytime soon and she asks you how old she looks, just say 34 LOL. Dropped her off near landstreet and gave her 30 coins. Went home a happy man.
Gentlemen, I hope you appreciate the Paradise Trail I have been reading about, damn its juicy! In Lakeland there is very few worth poking, very very few. I have done most my mongering thus far off BP in tampa. Sheriff Judd likes his male citizens balls to swole up, but next Sunday I'll be paying a visit to reduce the tension in my crotch! Hopefully 2-3 therapy sessions will do the trick. I just got them drained today but they'll be big again by weekend and I hope to spray a few spots on the trail! My SW mongering skills have room for improvement and this board provided just that, thanks gentlemen, wish me luck on my big day!! Favorite places to eat on trail? Will need energy to hunt!! Hell yea!
[QUOTE=SnowPlow;2784925]Two nights ago, I picked up Lisa. A smoking hot BSW, near the Doll House. When she got in, she said that she had condoms for sale. She would sell me one for 80-120, but she'd let me test it on her for free. I told her that I was used to paying between 20-40 on the Trail for my condoms. She told me that she was also on BP, reluctantly agreed, and led me to a spot so close to where I picked her up, it made me nervous. Once parked, she started acting like she was afraid of me. She opened her door, and kept trying to turn on the interior light. At the same time she wanted me to pay her up front. When she realized that I wasn't going to go along with her game, she became frustrated, and left. I think she was trying to set me up for a cash and dash. I realized that some of these girls will grudgingly accept your offer, but will give you shitty service, or worse rob you.
Snow Plow.[/QUOTE]Sometime last week, during one of my night runs on the Trail, I spotted the hot BSW at the corner of the Doll House. I rolled down the passenger side window to see if she'd hop in. Maybe this time, with a better attitude. She quickly said, " I'm not fucking you for less than 80! Because you're the guy who wrote a bad review about me, on BP! " I replied, wrong guy, and drove away. A lot of these sws, once they're posting on BP, they feel that it elevates their status, which warrants charging double the going street rates. I almost forgot to mention, her BP name is Apples.
Snow Plow out.
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[QUOTE=SnowPlow;2825017]Sometime last week, during one of my night runs on the Trail, I spotted the hot BSW at the corner of the Doll House. I rolled down the passenger side window to see if she'd hop in. Maybe this time, with a better attitude. She quickly said, " I'm not fucking you for less than 80! Because you're the guy who wrote a bad review about me, on BP! " I replied, wrong guy, and drove away. A lot of these sws, once they're posting on BP, they feel that it elevates their status, which warrants charging double the going street rates. I almost forgot to mention, her BP name is Apples.
Snow Plow out.
Let Me take CARE OF YOU play girl bunny fun SIZE Treats five ⭐exotic party girl - 24.[/QUOTE]She been around for like 5 yrs. Now the most she ever got from me was 60 bones and that's only because she came to my room I had 7 miles away. She got mad at me once because I see she had in one of her BP adds low volume so I laugh at her and told her low volume? You must mean when a lot of cars aren't on the trail did like it I don't care she got a little body on her but she think she's a dime NOT. Give 40 bones or cut your fishing line.
Hooked up with Emily again late last night near wawa in New Quadrant. This white girl is so sexy. CFS and excellent BBBJ for 30 coins.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=MikeBell;2825042]She been around for like 5 yrs. Now the most she ever got from me was 60 bones and that's only because she came to my room I had 7 miles away. She got mad at me once because I see she had in one of her BP adds low volume so I laugh at her and told her low volume? You must mean when a lot of cars aren't on the trail did like it I don't care she got a little body on her but she think she's a dime NOT. Give 40 bones or cut your fishing line.[/QUOTE]I wonder if you hear the traffic in the background, when she answers her BP ads?
Personally, I usually avoid girls who go out on the street dressed as she does. It's waaay over the top. She's got an awesome body that could still be defined in some more conservative, and shall we say pedestrian attire. Pun intended. The sad thing is that a lot of the BSWs go out to stroll looking as such. It just screams LOOK AT ME, I'm A SW! It brings unnecessary attention to themselves, and the vehicle stopping to offer a ride.
Snow Plow out.