Massage Parlor Reports

Used to see a lot of reviews of this place so decided to check it out. Younger looking gal shows me to a room. I ask if she'll be helping me but apparently she's just the receptionist. Middle aged woman walks in and I immediately regret asking for an hour. Even worse is that my pet cat probably understands English better than her AND the massage was worthless as well-- pretty much just rubbing baby powder all over me. I probably was a baby when this granny was in her prime. Finally she senses my impatience and allows me to leave. I felt bad driving all the way out, so I decided carpe diem and sweet talk the receptionist. Lo and behold, money talks and she took care of me for. 4-- I left grandma a Jackson as well just because I felt bad. Any one else have better luck here lately?

[QUOTE=DJones;2281333]The spas are all fake pics.[/QUOTE]Ya, I was hoping this one was real. The ad only has her cell #.

Oh well. Back to my regulars.

Wanted to visit upstairs at Fairview and Warner, but was closed. Hope just for the holidays as I have not been there in six months.

I renumber across the street at Oasis, and the first reviews were legit only. However I was told by another provider that a person who was there who I know is a lot of fun. So I go in. My person was not there, but what the heck.

Lola, a MILF was at the door and my therapists. Gave me one of the best massages every, medium and came close to the goods, but not in a tease way.

Lots of massage on my rear end and inner thighs.

On the flip, covered by sheet but again near the goods, and it was flapping. She said over, I asked for fun, she brought me water.

So legit, but a great massage, I may go there when I just want a legit. Tipped 15 for 30 min massage which felt longer in a good way.

Came in on Thanksgiving Thursday morning to start the day right! I was met by a pretty Mexican at the window name Julia. The girl is a knockout. I asked if she worked out which she confirmed she did. Her butt is so bubbly and soft. The girl does a lot of squats obviously. I joked with her that I wasn't having Thanksgiving dinner and how I wouldn't be eating any turkey breasts, so hers would have to be my dinner. She giggled and then tried to suffocate me with her boobs. God bless this sex angel. After sucking on them for awhile she then gave a CBJ, then hopped on top for CG. She moves pretty good and makes plenty of eye contact. After finishing she cleaned me off, got me some water, and let me play with her boobs for a few minutes more before escorting me out. I'll be back for this one!

One thing I do want to mention is she did ask for $1. 2 for everything. I've been here plenty of times, the last time around 3 months ago, and have never been asked for more than $1. I only had $1 on me which she accepted without any hassle whatsoever, but she did ask that I bring $1. 2 next time. Anyone else been asked for more than $1 at Holiday yet?

I feel your pain, but I'm glad you turned the situation around. Like you, I'm no geezer squeezer either, and I'm tired of all the fake hottie pics, hottie receptionists, etc. , just to pull us in, but I would say you've handled this one better than most of us would have, including me, so kudos to you. Sorry, I haven't been to this location because it's out of my way, so I can't give any feedback, but to commiserate, I alone have pro'ly lost thousands to the same baitnswitch trick over the years. Nowadays, whenever I go to a new or seldom-visited place and see a smokin' hot receptionist, alarm bells go off in my head, and before I hand over the dough (and the controls over to my little head) and waste an hour of my time, my first question is: Does she do massage or is she just the receptionist, AND will she be my provider. If her answer is anything short of a resounding yes, I pretty much know what's coming and I just move on. I mean what's the point of putting a 20-somethin' attractive reception up front if there's a geriatric ward in the back waiting to pounce on you? That's just plain dishonest.

(Despite being an atheist, I wish to god, any god, I don't care, that I could turn off this stupid autocorrect!

[QUOTE=KoreanThumper;2281451]Used to see a lot of reviews of this place so decided to check it out. Younger looking gal shows me to a room. I ask if she'll be helping me but apparently she's just the receptionist. Middle aged woman walks in and I immediately regret asking for an hour. Even worse is that my pet cat probably understands English better than her AND the massage was worthless as well-- pretty much just rubbing baby powder all over me. I probably was a baby when this granny was in her prime. Finally she senses my impatience and allows me to leave. I felt bad driving all the way out, so I decided carpe diem and sweet talk the receptionist. Lo and behold, money talks and she took care of me for. 4-- I left grandma a Jackson as well just because I felt bad. Any one else have better luck here lately?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Assaholic;2282292]I feel your pain, but I'm glad you turned the situation around. Like you, I'm no geezer squeezer either, and I'm tired of all the fake hottie pics, hottie receptionists, etc. , just to pull us in, but I would say you've handled this one better than most of us would have, including me, so kudos to you. Sorry, I haven't been to this location because it's out of my way, so I can't give any feedback, but to commiserate, I alone have pro'ly lost thousands to the same baitnswitch trick over the years. Nowadays, whenever I go to a new or seldom-visited place and see a smokin' hot receptionist, alarm bells go off in my head, and before I hand over the dough (and the controls over to my little head) and waste an hour of my time, my first question is: Does she do massage or is she just the receptionist, AND will she be my provider. If her answer is anything short of a resounding yes, I pretty much know what's coming and I just move on. I mean what's the point of putting a 20-somethin' attractive reception up front if there's a geriatric ward in the back waiting to pounce on you? That's just plain dishonest.

(Despite being an atheist, I wish to god, any god, I don't care, that I could turn off this stupid autocorrect![/QUOTE]That damn stupid auto correct kicks my ass. I looked and one of my posts and it came out all fu. Ed up.

As far as the front desk lady I ask too if she says no I always ask who's available. I like the we got new young girl answer. Maybe new but not young. One garranty the Viet places mean new / young. But prices keep me away. Except if its 2 am.

I have reviewed this place a couple times and like most MP's, when they first open, they bring in the "A" team for couple months, the ones that are all 9's and 10's only to be replaced by 3's and 4's later.

I don't recommend this place anymore because of a couple reasons; mostly Gilfs working there and when you do get a younger one, it's up sell to the nth degree, which I have zero tolerance for.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=KoreanThumper;2281451]Used to see a lot of reviews of this place so decided to check it out. Younger looking gal shows me to a room. I ask if she'll be helping me but apparently she's just the receptionist. Middle aged woman walks in and I immediately regret asking for an hour. Even worse is that my pet cat probably understands English better than her AND the massage was worthless as well-- pretty much just rubbing baby powder all over me. I probably was a baby when this granny was in her prime. Finally she senses my impatience and allows me to leave. I felt bad driving all the way out, so I decided carpe diem and sweet talk the receptionist. Lo and behold, money talks and she took care of me for. 4-- I left grandma a Jackson as well just because I felt bad. Any one else have better luck here lately?[/QUOTE]

I had to chuckle at that line: Bring a 1. 2 next time! Yeah Right! I'll also bring the pink slip to my car too! BTW sweetie, What else would you like me to bring?

I've always wanted to say those things to girls who say stupid things like that.

[QUOTE=Boobman76;2282057]Came in on Thanksgiving Thursday morning to start the day right! I was met by a pretty Mexican at the window name Julia. The girl is a knockout. I asked if she worked out which she confirmed she did. Her butt is so bubbly and soft. The girl does a lot of squats obviously. I joked with her that I wasn't having Thanksgiving dinner and how I wouldn't be eating any turkey breasts, so hers would have to be my dinner. She giggled and then tried to suffocate me with her boobs. God bless this sex angel. After sucking on them for awhile she then gave a CBJ, then hopped on top for CG. She moves pretty good and makes plenty of eye contact. After finishing she cleaned me off, got me some water, and let me play with her boobs for a few minutes more before escorting me out. I'll be back for this one!

One thing I do want to mention is she did ask for $1. 2 for everything. I've been here plenty of times, the last time around 3 months ago, and have never been asked for more than $1. I only had $1 on me which she accepted without any hassle whatsoever, but she did ask that I bring $1. 2 next time. Anyone else been asked for more than $1 at Holiday yet?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AnzorzHunt;2271070]Hi,

No review on that place in Lincoln, anyone tried?

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nuruguruscom-blondes-have-more-fun-brittanyellelisabella-pick-and-choose125-747-666-5157/45537894[/URL][/QUOTE]Decided to check this place out recently and I called to make sure how long it was going, I was told an hour. When I got there, there were 3 ladies, but they were not too grade A, got to the room, was told to be get comfortable and got oiled up while she did the same. There was nothing fancy from my point of view and although there was a HJ, it did not strike me to fancy since the whole session was less than 30 min. I left pretty disappointed since I was told the session was going to be an hour, however, this is a just different type of tug and rub place. Who knows if it was my luck but all the while, I regretted going there since I could have used the money and gotten a deep tissue massage and HJ at LS in Tustin for a cheaper price, oh well.

My optometrist visit took me up north near La Palma and I decided to check out H&H Massage therapy for an afternoon session of relaxation and fun. Bad idea!

It's on the 4th floor of an old hospital / medical building right next to a family practice. Inside is nice, and a very cute young mid twenties Chinese girl meets me and let's me know it will be ten minutes till she can start. I confirmed its going to be her and was excited because she was pretty cute. I think she was Julia, but if you've read any of my reviews I'm horrible with names. Once I nut I forget what my own address is.

Anyway I waited more like 15-20, and she comes in finally and starts a decent massage. No real technique or trainning but at least she's trying and teasing, so it's decent. She does the accidental brush of the boys, I play with her leg and kitty over her stretch pants, and she asked what I want. Plus she has been doing the 'I'm face down and she's stroking JR' thing as she asked what I want. So I'm not thinking too clear. Fuck it, everything I say, she's cute, young and I figure I'll go all in.

It was all downhill from there.

She starts off with 1. 6, and we're going back and forth in her crappy English, the mood is dead, she's cute enough but not Fern Street fuck toy hot, and we're back down to a more reasonable. 8 CBJ after everything.

She returns and starts working the pole reasonably well. But something isn't right, she's got good technique but I'm just not feeling anything. I chalk it up to the haggle (god damn that haggle!) and relax. But still, ten minutes and nothing, if anything JR is further from coming. And it still doesn't feel right. I look closer in the dark as she's taking. A break and goddamit she wrapped me with Saran Wrap!! WTF.

Hen she says, you want oil? And I know that now I've just payed double for a f-ing HJ. Fine.

The only good thing to come out of this is that my optometrist visits will be cheaper bc I won't be stoping for overpriced service in La Palma anymore.

But if you're in to haggling, bait and switch, and practicing your sign language in the dark to get a plastic wrap BJ, this might be the place for you!!

So I'm from the IE and have some really fun places to share out there but so far my experience here in OC has been disappointing. Hit the place on Lincoln near the 55. Hot young Asian was the girl taking my money. Once inside a older MILF was my provider. Have to give her a 7 on the bang scale. Went through the normal pleasantries but all that was offered was a rub and tug. I can do that well enough on my own and don't need to pay for it. I scour the board, backpage and Craig's but hate wasting hard earned dough on taking one for the team. The places I know are mainly Latina. I'm looking for some hot Asian flabor. Any of you fellow mongers care to swap some info. The places I go won't disappoint.

Hey guys!

I haven't been here in quite some time but been thinking about trying out some of the girls on: [URL]lakstyleblog.com[/URL]. Would any of you gentlemen happen to know whether this site is to trusted. I know all about TOFTT but if anyone here can put me at ease by telling me any of their experiences with this site it would be much appreciated. Also, any recommendations with good looking kgirls would be welcomed. Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=Ziggy12;2286234]Hey guys!

I haven't been here in quite some time but been thinking about trying out some of the girls on: [URL]lakstyleblog.com[/URL]. Would any of you gentlemen happen to know whether this site is to trusted. I know all about TOFTT but if anyone here can put me at ease by telling me any of their experiences with this site it would be much appreciated. Also, any recommendations with good looking kgirls would be welcomed. Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Many of the photos look like the fake pics you see in backpage and others, which are of legitimate Korean models, not the actual providers. If you do TOFTT, I would look for one that has nonprofessional-looking photos with links to actual reviews.

Plus you may want to google the phone number provided. You can tell that a provider is not legit if there are all kinds of different photos and businesses associated with it. That happens a lot.

[QUOTE=NerfDick;2286401]Many of the photos look like the fake pics you see in backpage and others, which are of legitimate Korean models, not the actual providers. If you do TOFTT, I would look for one that has nonprofessional-looking photos with links to actual reviews.

Plus you may want to google the phone number provided. You can tell that a provider is not legit if there are all kinds of different photos and businesses associated with it. That happens a lot.[/QUOTE]Actually, a good majority of those pics are real and can be linked to CeeVee ads.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy65;2280417]I had been wanting to try this place for awhile. It's on Cerritos / Knott. I arrived about 10:30 am. The Pappasan said 60 for 1 hour and would I mind waiting 10 minutes for her to get there. I stripped in the room and layed down for about 10-15. In walks a early 20's very hot looking Asian girl. She introduced herself as K*and. She was definately Born her as she had no accent. She then asked if I wanted lotion or oil. I opted for lotion. She started lightly rubbing my back for about 2 minutes. Then she said, do you want to flip over? I flipped and she says what do you want? I pointed at the kitty and she says 1. 6. I said 1 and she says for 1 BJ only. She would not negotiate. So I opted for CBJ. I asked about DATY and she said no. She did do a great CBJ. I lifted her dress and pulled the girls out. She would only allow me to touch. I was a bit disappointed. Once I finished, she cleaned me up and asked if I wanted water. Then just said bye and walked out. While she was really hot, I prefer the ones with heavy accents and someone that isn't in a rush. Not sure if I will go back. But, if you want FS or BJ then it's worth a try.[/QUOTE]After seeing TravelGuy65's post last week about a young hottie available for FS at Petite in Stanton, I had to check her out. I've seen her twice now, and here are some more details about Karen. My best guess for her age is mid-20's. She's at most 5' tall, has long brown-blonde streaked hair, and one of the prettiest faces I've seen for an AMP girl in my admittedly relatively limited experience. I would have to give her face a 10. She also has an excellent physique, though it's a "soft body" rather than an athletic "hard body. " It's nicely proportioned all the way around with some tattoos on her stomach and side. Gorgeous tits, either see or the cup (a good handful), with large nipples the size of a silver dollar. (I can't be sure if they are natural. I would guess they are.) She's more of a medium build rather than skinny petite. But she does have a well-shaped ass including some nice "junk in the trunk. " Overall, I'd give her body a 9 to go with her 10 face. Clearly, a pretty hot number for an AMP girl. They should use her in their BP ads.

Her service w / me has been good quality non-GFE, though a little limited. No kissing, tit sucking, or DATY. After a nice CBJ we did CG, MISH, and DS. It was a lot of fun both times. She really got into it but did not overdo. I especially enjoyed finishing in DS with her as her ass felt really good against me as I slammed into her tight poontang. She needs to work on her parting civilities, though, as remarked by TravelGuy65. After bringing me water, she smiled and then left w / o saying goodbye. The damage each time was: . 4 + $. 4 (but YMMV on the tip).

While I would prefer more GFE from her, she's sufficiently hot and fun to continue getting my business. Thanks TravelGuy65 for your post about this place.