Massage Parlor Reports

You are the new KING in the Massage department. I use too feel that way about LawDog. Good read and entertaining.

You are correct about Kimberly. I hate when a women enters my dwelling making demands and requests. BIG turn off. Exit stage left. LOL.

7. Kimberly – BP / CL. American Female Massage Therapist. 110/90 min. CL / BP. Outcall. Full drape required. Tall brunette, pretty, looks like her pics. She lures you in with the seductive pics. No hope for any xtras. Rough, hard massage, no softness, no tact, no panache, no chance. Think she has issues with men. Asked why she has all those dumbass exclamation points in her ad. Said that she wants to get her point across. She did! Gave her P.S.ycho Heather's contact info so they could form group therapy sessions. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...tcalls/6539101.[/URL].

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;1929094]Saw on the news They were raided. There was a Monger in a suit waiting to be seen in the lobby but he quickly left once The raid started. Wondering if that Monger is a member of this board. I'm not a AMP guy but they are all supposedly being watched according to agents so becareful and stay safe out there.

Buff.[/QUOTE]Thanks for keeping the ear to the news Bro. It's good to know what's going on and where to stay away from.

J.

I don't understand what the negativity is toward Kimberly. She's a professional LMT who doesn't do extras. I'm one of her regulars, and the allegedly rough massage is what a real LMT does when knots are found. She doesn't have guy issues. She has problems with guys who want extras. Accept it and move on.

BTW, epic post otherwise. Thanks for the broad intel, Jag.

This is usaSEXguide not nice 'legit' massage club. Here is where we talk about sex / sexual favors provided by the opposite sex, not where men come defend the honor of a 'legit', or just 'move on'. The fact is 'legits', can't be 'accepted' and just ignored, they need to be mentioned here, so we all know to avoid them.

Lokm.

[QUOTE=WJzipper;1930893]I don't understand what the negativity is toward Kimberly. She's a professional LMT who doesn't do extras. I'm one of her regulars, and the allegedly rough massage is what a real LMT does when knots are found. She doesn't have guy issues. She has problems with guys who want extras. Accept it and move on.

BTW, epic post otherwise. Thanks for the broad intel, Jag.[/QUOTE]

Once again had a great time at IHOP. 65 door fee with 40 tip gets you an actual massage with plenty of roaming and she takes her time on the flip. Best Value around.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1930271][BLUE]Do you have us confused with BP, what AMP's are posting ads with fake pics on the forum? Use the "Report Post" button to send me the link.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Meant to say that the BP / CL admin, not the USASG admin, should tell the AMP's to stop using the fake pics that lure us sucker hobbyists into their lair. I don't think BP / CL has any type of admin or anything like it that governs be&S pics. Well, I guess if Grady Judd has his way, that will change. Thanks to that tricky little 220 something year old document known as the USA Constitution, he will not prevail. Curious, has anyone heard about GJ's war on BP? JagXF.

Are you referring to Magic in Altamonte?

[QUOTE=OutErSpace;1930095]Island Therapy.

Okay massage, great flip, pretty lady 40 dollar tip.

Soothing Touch.

Great massage, no HE, okay lady, pretty much forced to give a tip so I gave a 20.

Tender Touch.

So-So massage, great flip, older lady, 40 dollar tip.

Just trying to stay inside the guidelines since I'm new and I would love for these businesses to continue running.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WJzipper;1930893]I don't understand what the negativity is toward Kimberly. She's a professional LMT who doesn't do extras. I'm one of her regulars, and the allegedly rough massage is what a real LMT does when knots are found. She doesn't have guy issues. She has problems with guys who want extras. Accept it and move on.

BTW, epic post otherwise. Thanks for the broad intel, Jag.[/QUOTE]Zip, thanks for kind words at the end of your post. You are right, that Kimberly is good at what she does. No doubt. And yes she sternly and unequivocally sets her boundaries from the outset. And I would see surely see her again IF that is what I was looking for. As you know, we post Intel on LMT's that provide some "help" with our "kink", if you will. I think the good gents here merely try to let the others know what LMT's they have seen and whether or not those LMT's will offer "assistance" with our "kink". I believe it is our "sworn" duty as mongers / hobbyists to let our brothers know which LMT's offer a few xtras, and those that do not, such as Kimberly. I try not to be disrespectful to any provider in my posts and I try to ad a little humor, if you will, for some levity. We are all in this together as a fraternity, as you well know, and we help one another in our endeavors. I am merely sharing some my experiences with the gents here, such as you sir.

JagXF

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;1930503]You are the new KING in the Massage department. I use too feel that way about LawDog. Good read and entertaining.

You are correct about Kimberly. I hate when a women enters my dwelling making demands and requests. BIG turn off. Exit stage left. LOL.

7. Kimberly – BP / CL. American Female Massage Therapist. 110/90 min. CL / BP. Outcall. Full drape required. Tall brunette, pretty, looks like her pics. She lures you in with the seductive pics. No hope for any xtras. Rough, hard massage, no softness, no tact, no panache, no chance. Think she has issues with men. Asked why she has all those dumbass exclamation points in her ad. Said that she wants to get her point across. She did! Gave her P.S.ycho Heather's contact info so they could form group therapy sessions. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...tcalls/6539101.[/URL].[/QUOTE]BL333, thanks for the "shout out". It is most appreciated. Been hobbying over 11 years in Otown. Joined the board a couple months ago. Former major "AMP" guy here. Still prefer American / LMT's. Just my preference. Like hot Latina LMT's too but there are not too many of them around. Found that most outcall LMT's are American. "Dog" has been posting much longer than I. My posts will taper off in a bit. I just have a little catching up to do that's all. Kimberly does do a good job and she is tall, attractive with a great body.

JagXF

[QUOTE=Nohassles;1921345]First of all my props and and appreciation to Jaguar for his excellent report below. That is exactly the kind of info I am looking for when I come to this board. Now I'll try to add my 2 cents.

I stopped by Spa Serenity recently. I used to see Amy there but was told she is now in CA. I took the random draw which was a very attractive 30 ish Chinese woman. When I asked her name she hesitated and then said Cindy. Paid my door fee of .80 and off to the table shower. It was very good, sensual and thorough. She started talking about how a massage should be sensual and relaxing. The shower was a little longer than usual but it was enjoyable. Back in the room she started a nice swedish style massage. She continued the talk about a good massage being sensual and intimate. I am still face down getting more and more aroused as she continues. She did some light teasing and worked her way from head to toe pretty thoroughly. She did ask a lot of questions about other AMP's I visit and how often. I tried to be polite without being too forthcoming. So far this is a great experience. On the flip she immediately goes for my dick and starts yanking on it like she is trying to rip it off my body. I told her to go easy and she backed off to a more comfortable technique. The odd thing about this experience was how she seemed to change from this warm sensual person during the massage, then after the flip it was like she just wanted to get it over. She allowed liberal roaming and lifted her top to reveal a very nicely enhanced body. I tipped her .4 and she was fine with that. On the way out pappasan was at the window so I wanted to confirm her name with him. When I asked if her name was Cindy he looked at me funny and said it was Sara so I'm not sure what the story is on that.[/QUOTE]Nohassles, I appreciate the compliment. I hope my latest post in the Massage forum can be of assistance to you.

JagXF

[QUOTE=BabyLight333;1930503]You are the new KING in the Massage department. I use too feel that way about LawDog. Good read and entertaining.

You are correct about Kimberly. I hate when a women enters my dwelling making demands and requests. BIG turn off. Exit stage left. LOL.

7. Kimberly – BP / CL. American Female Massage Therapist. 110/90 min. CL / BP. Outcall. Full drape required. Tall brunette, pretty, looks like her pics. She lures you in with the seductive pics. No hope for any xtras. Rough, hard massage, no softness, no tact, no panache, no chance. Think she has issues with men. Asked why she has all those dumbass exclamation points in her ad. Said that she wants to get her point across. She did! Gave her P.S.ycho Heather's contact info so they could form group therapy sessions. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...tcalls/6539101.[/URL].[/QUOTE]BL333. Certainly, I have a lot of respect for the "Dog". Barolo too. As well as the other LMT hobbyists here. I know these gents have been around for a very long while, reporting on the LMT's in this great city. Particularly Barolo. I swear he and I must have crossed paths while going in and out of or visiting the same LMT's / Parlors over the years. Since I am new to the forum, I will respectfully remain in a "junior" position, if you will, and will continue to salute and pay tribute to the other gents who have been here a lot longer than I.

JagXF.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1930238]Reviews of some "dreams" between June and Oct. Of this year and follow-up from my post at #11098. These gals are still posting ads in BP or CL so this info should still be helpful to you distinguished gents including the newbies. One is in Tampa but she is worth the visit if anyone plans on going to Tampa / Largo on business / pleasure. I've reviewed a few Tampa gals here for those gents that travel there.

1. Luxsa – Admin at post #3072 told Natasha to stop her BS be&S pics or he would ban her account. Should do that to all the other be&S ads, especially the AMP's. At least the gals at Luxsa are still pretty hot. MBS refugee Natasha runs this place as we all know. Rarely there however but I won't post why here. Hello Sweetie, miss you. I know you will be reading this. Had several sessions with her when she was at MBS and she always delivered as promised. Called and made an appointment with Tori / Tory. Been reviewed here and other site. She also used to work at MBS. Very attractive, sweet, talkative southern gal from Tennessee. Tall gal too. Dark / red raven or brown hair, hard to tell in the dark and good set of bolts. Slim body and cute little ass and vag. Great BTB action, roaming, moaning and groaning. Plenty of xtras on the menu. She knows the biz. Close to GFE. Amazing finish. Nice soft and sensual cleanup afterward. Have seen her twice. 200 total each time, not including the house fee. Will definitely repeat.

2. McKenzie – Saw her very recently. Newer rub gal. Mid 20's, 5-4/125 lbs. Br / brown. Sultry sexy Latina mix, see-cup breasts, nice curves soft skin and very sweet, friendly, great gal. Posts BP ads with Jackie from MBS / Elite along with two other rub gals. Apt complex off of Semoran near Lake Margaret Dr. Really enjoys her craft and is very good at it. Nice vag, great BTB rub, touch, technique, tease, squeeze and finish. 130 total for hhr. Will definitely repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lovely-american-mckenzie-must-see-23/9406149[/URL].

3. "The Joy of Prostate Massage with Jackie Joy" – Barolo mentioned this and I confirmed it with her during my last massage. Ms. Joy will do prostate massage as long as you have an Rx. She may call your physician to make sure the Rx is not from your cousin Vinny. For those cool cats whose "kink" rolls in that direction, knock yourselves out. "Rinse and repeat". [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/get-a-relaxing-massage-with-jackie-joy-lmt/9503539[/URL].

4. Tanya Ukrainian Massage. "From Russia With Love". 55/ hr. Special. Called on phone. Rough accent. Hard to understand. Think former KGB operative. Thought Nikita Khrushchev was her manager / air raid warnings, hiding under my desk in elementary school / Sputnik. Circa 1957. Went to her incall at an apt complex on the east side near Alfalfa / UCF. Disaster. Her studio is right next to the leasing office. Not good. Nice gal though. Tall pretty but very rough and not so subtle and not so sexy. "I rub horsecock, no?" Yes! Optional drape, but no xtras. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-ukrainian-massage-best-price-5565min-4073250607-east-orlando/4946841[/URL].

5. Nikki Therapeutic Massage by Nikki. Posts on CL. Incall in strip mall type office park on Orange Ave. Close to the Florida mall. Her studio is on the second floor of a banquet hall. Stunning Latina, 5-5/125 lbs. Looks like her CL pic. Be – see cup titties, great nipples, ass, roaming allowed, soft touch, tease, squeeze and finish. Sweet gal. Will do BTB at your hotel upon request. Must trust you first so see her a few times and you should be all set. 100-110 total. No FS. Definitely repeat. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4193083504.html[/URL].

6. Vicki Iliff – Posted ad on CL. Formerly Vion Massage. Recently shared a studio with another older LMT off of Silver Star Rd. Worked off of Mills Ave. 4 or 5 years ago. Took time off. Does outcall only now. Optional drape. 5-7 165/ brown hair and eyes. Very sexy, flirty and sensual with soft skin and awesome attitude. Few tats. She is still as sweet as ever. No more xtras though. Legit only. Can SS during the massage as long as she "can't see anything". I remember the old days and great times. No more. Still a great massage and a great gal. 100 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4179139481.html[/URL].

7. Kimberly – BP / CL. American Female Massage Therapist. 110/90 min. CL / BP. Outcall. Full drape required. Tall brunette, pretty, looks like her pics. She lures you in with the seductive pics. No hope for any xtras. Rough, hard massage, no softness, no tact, no panache, no chance. Think she has issues with men. Asked why she has all those dumbass exclamation points in her ad. Said that she wants to get her point across. She did! Gave her P.S.ycho Heather's contact info so they could form group therapy sessions. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/american-female-massage-therapist-outcalls/6539101[/URL].

8. BOA (no, not Bank of America for you noobs) Bodyworks of Asia. 60/80 hhr. Wanted some "pacific rim". Went to Kissimmee. Fucking pics fooled me again. Late 30's mamasan. Short thick. You know the drill. I asked for "Suzy". Mamasan say, "No Suzy, I give you Kameko". I say "as long as it's not Yoko Ono, we're good". Gave me a younger 20's something Asian gal, sweet nice pleasant 5-2 brown / brown / 115 lbs. See cup titties. Nice little ass lots and lots of roaming and BTB great finish too. Been to many AMP's over the years. This was one of the better experiences I've had. 110 total. Definitely repeat.

9. Vivi Massage. Winter Park close to "IHOP". Wanted more sushi. Saw "Mandy" (Yeah, right whatever. Just like the gal who answers the phone for my credit card company in the Philippines and says her name is "Brittney" while speaking in a thick Filipino accent). 80/ hr. 5-1 105 lbs / br / brown. Great little body, soft skin and nice rack. Be-see cup titties. Sexy little outfit reminded me of Roxy at MBS. BTB great technique, very sweet and friendly and allowed a lot of roaming. Great BTB finish. 120 total. Will repeat.

10.33 Spa Lee Rd and I-4. Special 49/ hhr. Asian theme continues. Went for an hour for 80. Saw Monica. 5-8/145 lbs. Black hair brown eyes. A bit thicker gal but very pretty, talkative, friendly and has very soft skin. Did nude for me. Lots of roaming and lets you kiss her titties and suck on her nipples. Good thick and round ass to squeeze. Chick looks like she played volleyball in college. Great technique and really knew how to tease during the massage. A real pleasure to be with. BTB with awesome finish. Spilled some nut from her ass cheeks onto the floor. Sorry gents! My bad. (Wear foot covers if any of you gents go into the first room on the right. LOL). 120 total. Definitely repeat.

11. Massage by Mel. BP /160/ hr. Outcall, seriously? No fucking way. Couldn't believe it. Talked to her on the phone to possibly schedule an appt. Asked her why her rates are so much higher than anyone else. She said she has a "specialty massage" she provides. Not prostate, just a BS specialty. Thought I could get her to phone sex me but, I figured she would charge my credit card under "specialty balloon services". Told her I would schedule and appt, if she brought her rates back down to earth. Not happening, so I hung up. Not recommended IMHO. Nice pics, though and could be an excellent provider if she would drop her rates. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-mel-outcall-only/6798166[/URL].

12. Doreen at Avarta Wellness – CL. Been reviewed here before. Touch therapy. Very pretty late 30's gal. So sweet and genuinely nice. Very very, relaxing, dark soothing room and music. She really enjoys what she does. Soft soft hands. Nice little body. 5-2/115 brown hair and eyes. Very minimal drape. Very professional gal. She really got me worked up had to SS with her tacit approval. Don't think there are xtras. 80 total. Will repeat if only for the ambience. Her CL ad expired on 10-29, but I found a link for her. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-therapy/7423602[/URL].

13. Lucia at Avarta Wellness CL – Not the same Lucia from IHOP. Moving to Dr. Phillips area soon. Saw her after I saw Doreen. 5-7/145 lbs. Br / brown. Beautiful and sexy Latina. Deep tissue only minimal drape required. Great deep tissue massage but no xtras. Repeat if that's what you're looking for otherwise not recommended. 90 total. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4191323375.html[/URL].

14. Massage by Jenna – Very classy professional incall studio in Maitland off of 1792 near Mercedes Benz Dealership. 5-5/ blonde blue / green eyes. Jenna has been around for a long time. Her pics say it all. Stunning, buxom beautiful, sexy, caring, attentive gal. Seems to really care about her clients. Soft skin and hands. Excellent massage with great finish. Not a chatty Cathy like her partner TM. 80/ hr 110 total. Definitely will repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-jenna/9221757[/URL].

15. Lydia S. Mobile Massage Melbourne. Happened upon this gal via Facebook. Comes to Orlando twice a week from Melbourne. Feisty / free spirited gal, mid 40's. 5-7. 145 lbs / blonde / blue. Huge rack. 38 the's. Took a while to break the ice, if you will, but by the end of the session, she was cool. Minimal drape required upon request. Great massage, great conversation awesome hands and softness. Excellent technique and finish. Very happy. 110 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/LydiaSoelter/[/URL].

16. Amanda K. Outcall only. Called me back last week and asked if I wanted another massage as she was offering a "special" for 60 min. Since there was a good vibe from our first session, I thought, what he hell, go for it. Came to the house. Was ok with minimal drape. Great chemistry between us. Great massage, great personality and a good finish. Very happy. She does not accept tips but gave her an xtra Jackson for tolls / gas. 110 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://www.amandakovachlmt.com/[/URL].

17. Emily at MBS – Quickly becoming one of my ATF's. 5-4/135 lbs. Medium brown hair and dark green eyes. No tats that I could see. Not sure about her eye color because I am always staring at her tits and thick round ass and the room is always dimly lit. Very curvy. Very soft and sexy with soft soft hands. A really sweet gal. A bit reserved and quiet. Tremendous technique. Very nicely trimmed delicious Vag. See-the cup titties and a nice round squeezable ass. Ask her to leave her glasses on for that Luscious Layla look. Light brown hair and eyes. Saw her twice this week since my last review of her for one hour sessions. Nude BTB with explosive finish. Gents, there is a big difference between simply "ejaculating" and achieving a true "ejaculation with orgasm". Emily will do her best to see that you experience the latter. Emily is learning how the "rub" business works here in Otown. Trying to teach her how to "squirt" like Cheyenne. 240 total including Judy's / Gabby's door fee. Emily is good for these old bones. Will definitely repeat again and again.

18. Corey Massage in Tampa. Saw her 2 x when she was at the Midori Spa in Largo. Did outcall though. Stunningly gorgeous intelligent personable AA gal. Incredible smile just like her ad. Truly gorgeous and very sweet, sexy, caring and enjoys her work. 5-9 150/ lbs. Great massage. Very minimal draping, great hands and technique. Limited roaming but she offers a great finish. 100 total each time. Definitely recommend if you are in the Tampa / Largo area. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-mobile-massage/11039356[/URL].

JagXF.[/QUOTE]Thanks JagXF for all the efforts and time you put into that review to help your fellow mongers on this great board. This is true dedication to " Team Work ".

Dropping off some visitors at Downtown Disney this evening and wondering what I'll be doing. So I counted 8 AMP's from the Downtown Disney area down Vineland to 192 (W Irlo Bronson). Just call me Devo. Cause I'm turning Japanese!

Just curious. With Amanda. Is the finish a happy one?


[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1930238]Reviews of some "dreams" between June and Oct. Of this year and follow-up from my post at #11098. These gals are still posting ads in BP or CL so this info should still be helpful to you distinguished gents including the newbies. One is in Tampa but she is worth the visit if anyone plans on going to Tampa / Largo on business / pleasure. I've reviewed a few Tampa gals here for those gents that travel there.


16. Amanda K. Outcall only. Called me back last week and asked if I wanted another massage as she was offering a "special" for 60 min. Since there was a good vibe from our first session, I thought, what he hell, go for it. Came to the house. Was ok with minimal drape. Great chemistry between us. Great massage, great personality and a good finish. Very happy. She does not accept tips but gave her an xtra Jackson for tolls / gas. 110 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://www.amandakovachlmt.com/[/URL].

[QUOTE=Nohassles;1921345]First of all my props and and appreciation to Jaguar for his excellent report below. That is exactly the kind of info I am looking for when I come to this board. Now I'll try to add my 2 cents.

I stopped by Spa Serenity recently. I used to see Amy there but was told she is now in CA. I took the random draw which was a very attractive 30 ish Chinese woman. When I asked her name she hesitated and then said Cindy. Paid my door fee of .80 and off to the table shower. It was very good, sensual and thorough. She started talking about how a massage should be sensual and relaxing. The shower was a little longer than usual but it was enjoyable. Back in the room she started a nice swedish style massage. She continued the talk about a good massage being sensual and intimate. I am still face down getting more and more aroused as she continues. She did some light teasing and worked her way from head to toe pretty thoroughly. She did ask a lot of questions about other AMP's I visit and how often. I tried to be polite without being too forthcoming. So far this is a great experience. On the flip she immediately goes for my dick and starts yanking on it like she is trying to rip it off my body. I told her to go easy and she backed off to a more comfortable technique. The odd thing about this experience was how she seemed to change from this warm sensual person during the massage, then after the flip it was like she just wanted to get it over. She allowed liberal roaming and lifted her top to reveal a very nicely enhanced body. I tipped her .4 and she was fine with that. On the way out pappasan was at the window so I wanted to confirm her name with him. When I asked if her name was Cindy he looked at me funny and said it was Sara so I'm not sure what the story is on that.[/QUOTE]If she had bolt on's, it was Sara that you saw. I saw her on a rainy Saturday and they were busy. She spent extra time on the TS like she was starting to get me ready for the finish while on the table. When we got to the massage table, she didn't spend much time working my back and wanted me to flip. She starting going over the menu and it had several options available. Because of her TS pre-work, I didn't last very long. She wanted to get to the next guy and asked me to start getting ready after she cleaned up the mess we had made. I was out of there in about 30 minutes.

Be careful, before I left she wanted to introduce me to the other girl that was working that day that she said was good looking. I think her name was Linda and she was in her 40's and not very attractive. All in all a pretty good experience.

Be Safe,

TM.