Anyone been to 3rd St. Lately?
Headed your way soon and will probably try 3rd St or PT based on recent, not great reviews of other AMPs. Thanks!
-AG.
Everything you need. Beach Blvd
Ok, bear with me brothers. Thanks in large part to this board I am not in the habit of giving negative reviews. JAX reports seemed to be mucho negative, so what about JAX Beach? I found the place on Beach Blvd listed on RubRatings. TOFTT right?
On the positive side, the lady answering the door was very sweet and kind little old asian lady. I wasn't there for looks and would have enjoyed the place if my intention was to swap stories with a friendly soul. She did a great job telling me how good looking I was with warm hugs throughout the greeting. She was clearly excited to have a customer and I felt appreciated. After much driving, I needed a rub and didn't feel like finding another place so we agreed on an hour and off we went.
No shower offered. Massage started good with no draping, but her hands had the texture of 150 grit sandpaper and all the skill of a walmart massage chair. Much oil slightly improved the situation, as it was more of a wet sanding sensation then. We carry on with the exfoliation scrub for 15 minutes then another monger comes in. She drops what she is doing then heads to the door and convinces him to wait in the back telling him she is almost done. I'm like Whisky Tangoe Foxtrot we just started?
She comes back and resumes the wet sanding, but gets handsy real quick. At this point, I knew she was going to bargain down the 30 minutes. Good, let me save a few bucks. She flips me and goes right to town with a double fisted jackhammer L1 technique. Whoever is teaching this crap needs a kick in the jimmy! I was ready to cut looses, so without further complaint a quick pop and I was out. DMG $0. 7 for the hour which turned back to 30 min + $. 2 because she made me laugh at the situation and really was sweet about it. She would have let me go at $. 7 though and was delighted to have the tip. Promised me the moon next time and that she had fallen in love with me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't coming back.
If you are local, she might be trainable. Definitely a work in progress though. I would not recommend the place given my experience. Someone please train her.
Happy Mongering and stay safe!