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I came to orlando at a bad time; providers were not responding timely or at all, BL had no girls (I really wanted that experience), Avalon / Nikkole only do Thursdays and fridays (which never accommodates my schedule) so terrible timing to "treat myself. " Had a few dreams though.

So I briefly mentioned airport summer. She spotty with comms, back and forth on car date vs incall, and just annoying to deal with like I said. So I get there and car date it is. Which is fine, I told her the donation I'd be willing to give for either situation. So she makes me wait which I fucking hate, especially because I had a 2 hr drive and she should've been expecting me. Comes out, she's cute but not what I pictured. Smoking a cig. I don't like that but she didn't smell like an ashtray so I didn't care too much. Gets in the car and is like hh right? I'm like no fool I said qv for the car (I had to pull up my damn texts to show her). She whines about how she'd have to make it up somehow and she was expecting $ and blah blah blah. I hooked her up with. 8 just to get her to stop whining and start sucking. Her tits are really nice I'll give her that. Pretty good ass too. BBBJ was above average for sure. Generally nice girl other than that. Would I repeat? Certainly not.

So then I hit a wall with getting a hold of other providers. It was fine I ended up just chilling out in my room but it was kind of a drag.

This morning I hit up holli lynn sweets. I had seen her once and it was great. Nice and thick, wonderful ass, good rubdown. The only thing I didn't like was how she was kinda weird about the donation, like too nonspecific. And she's pricey. I had hoped to hear from someone else but sadly didn't. So I link up with her for the "VIP" treatment. She also makes me wait, also annoying as shit. I head up to her place and she chats for a bit then wants donation up front. She posted "Sunday funday 1. 2 VIP special" I asked about it she said oh I'm not doing that the ad should've been different. Pretty nice girl but she can be slightly abrasive, I think those familiar with her know what I mean. Looking pretty good, little thicker than last time we met but I like thick. The rub was pretty good, more than a light touch with some teasing. I knew I'd shell out many roses for FS if available but I was prepared to because I know she's expensive. Last time I didn't even get the option. On the flip she starts with some great teasing, starts a teasing BBBJ, and we agree on FS. I should've stuck with the BBBJ. She gets on top, feels pretty good, but then stops immediately because she thought someone was knocking. No biggie, I heard it too and didn't mind. Wasn't her door so she comes back and goes to get back on top but I said I got to see that ass from behind, she said hell yeah come here. Mannn I didn't want sushi with my massage yet I got hit with the fish. 99% sure its harmless, the kind of odor that comes with BV, but it was a turnoff. Such a disappointment because it did look fantastic, her ass is on point, but it sucked. Still finished, she cleaned me up, and she got me for $$$ YMMV as always but I'll never repeat again. Last time I saw her she said be discreet on the boards and I respected that. Holli if you're reading this you're probably fuming, but sorry; way too pricey for such a bad experience, if I can prevent others from going through that I will, this site serves the purpose of sharing great dreams and also nightmares.

So I'm feeling super letdown about my Orlando trip but I forgot I had hit up OC Tara. She hit me up and I said fuck it let me see if I can end the trip on a high note. She was such a star yo. She's thick, cute, bit shy but nice, huge / perfect naturals, wonderful girl. I opted for the qvbj. Give that girl a Grammy cause damn she can sing on the mic. Hands down top 3 BBBJ I've ever had. Great suction, great DT, did this slurpy thing with her tongue, she even went Russian without me having to ask (I was about to ask and she wrapped up junior as I thought about it). I fucked around and tipped her, I don't typically do that because of girls starting to charge more but she deserved it and I'd had some not great dreams up until that point.

All in all, not a great trip, certainly not worth the drive and the coin spent, but it definitely goes to show you that YMMV always, and you don't always get what you pay for. Worst experience was by far the priciest, the best was the cheapest. At least these were all just dreams.

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[QUOTE=Justin321;4422274]Did She Retire? Or is on a break? Haven't seen an ad from her in a while.[/QUOTE]Multiple reports on this subject.

[QUOTE=Magicmike226;4423172]I came to orlando at a bad time; providers were not responding timely or at all, BL had no girls (I really wanted that experience), Avalon / Nikkole only do Thursdays and fridays (which never accommodates my schedule) so terrible timing to "treat myself. " Had a few dreams though.

So I briefly mentioned airport summer. She spotty with comms, back and forth on car date vs incall, and just annoying to deal with like I said. So I get there and car date it is. Which is fine, I told her the donation I'd be willing to give for either situation. So she makes me wait which I fucking hate, especially because I had a 2 hr drive and she should've been expecting me. Comes out, she's cute but not what I pictured. Smoking a cig. I don't like that but she didn't smell like an ashtray so I didn't care too much. Gets in the car and is like hh right? I'm like no fool I said qv for the car (I had to pull up my damn texts to show her). She whines about how she'd have to make it up somehow and she was expecting $ and blah blah blah. I hooked her up with. 8 just to get her to stop whining and start sucking. Her tits are really nice I'll give her that. Pretty good ass too. BBBJ was above average for sure. Generally nice girl other than that. Would I repeat? Certainly not.

So then I hit a wall with getting a hold of other providers. It was fine I ended up just chilling out in my room but it was kind of a drag.

This morning I hit up holli lynn sweets. I had seen her once and it was great. Nice and thick, wonderful ass, good rubdown. The only thing I didn't like was how she was kinda weird about the donation, like too nonspecific. And she's pricey. I had hoped to hear from someone else but sadly didn't. So I link up with her for the "VIP" treatment. She also makes me wait, also annoying as shit. I head up to her place and she chats for a bit then wants donation up front. She posted "Sunday funday 1. 2 VIP special" I asked about it she said oh I'm not doing that the ad should've been different. Pretty nice girl but she can be slightly abrasive, I think those familiar with her know what I mean. Looking pretty good, little thicker than last time we met but I like thick. The rub was pretty good, more than a light touch with some teasing. I knew I'd shell out many roses for FS if available but I was prepared to because I know she's expensive. Last time I didn't even get the option. On the flip she starts with some great teasing, starts a teasing BBBJ, and we agree on FS. I should've stuck with the BBBJ. She gets on top, feels pretty good, but then stops immediately because she thought someone was knocking. No biggie, I heard it too and didn't mind. Wasn't her door so she comes back and goes to get back on top but I said I got to see that ass from behind, she said hell yeah come here. Mannn I didn't want sushi with my massage yet I got hit with the fish. 99% sure its harmless, the kind of odor that comes with BV, but it was a turnoff. Such a disappointment because it did look fantastic, her ass is on point, but it sucked. Still finished, she cleaned me up, and she got me for $$$ YMMV as always but I'll never repeat again. Last time I saw her she said be discreet on the boards and I respected that. Holli if you're reading this you're probably fuming, but sorry; way too pricey for such a bad experience, if I can prevent others from going through that I will, this site serves the purpose of sharing great dreams and also nightmares.

So I'm feeling super letdown about my Orlando trip but I forgot I had hit up OC Tara. She hit me up and I said fuck it let me see if I can end the trip on a high note. She was such a star yo. She's thick, cute, bit shy but nice, huge / perfect naturals, wonderful girl. I opted for the qvbj. Give that girl a Grammy cause damn she can sing on the mic. Hands down top 3 BBBJ I've ever had. Great suction, great DT, did this slurpy thing with her tongue, she even went Russian without me having to ask (I was about to ask and she wrapped up junior as I thought about it). I fucked around and tipped her, I don't typically do that because of girls starting to charge more but she deserved it and I'd had some not great dreams up until that point.

All in all, not a great trip, certainly not worth the drive and the coin spent, but it definitely goes to show you that YMMV always, and you don't always get what you pay for. Worst experience was by far the priciest, the best was the cheapest. At least these were all just dreams.

All their links are on the sister site.[/QUOTE]I saw Holli around the beginning of the year I believe. Massage is top notch in my opinion but we didn't have much chemistry. Her upgrade pricing is a joke and I simply laughed it off. Definitely larger in person than her pics and I have and will not repeat with her.

[QUOTE=Magicmike226;4423172]I came to orlando at a bad time.[/QUOTE]There is always a next time. Lots of UTR options you could have explored. Sara and Caribbean Scar are great. Although I haven't seen her Michele 1 L has a huge rep. Avalon does usually come M-F, but yes, Nikkole is only Thursday Friday (worth special planning on your part IMHO).

[QUOTE=SCJames;4423306]There is always a next time. Lots of UTR options you could have explored. Sara and Caribbean Scar are great. Although I haven't seen her Michele 1 L has a huge rep. Avalon does usually come M-F, but yes, Nikkole is only Thursday Friday (worth special planning on your part IMHO).[/QUOTE]Scar didn't hit me back when I reached out, and while I did hear from sarah after getting contact info she sent me a pic and wasnt my type. I know she has glowing reviews but not my cup of tea.

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4423269]I saw Holli around the beginning of the year I believe. Massage is top notch in my opinion but we didn't have much chemistry. Her upgrade pricing is a joke and I simply laughed it off. Definitely larger in person than her pics and I have and will not repeat with her.[/QUOTE]I saw her like Nov of last of year and I did FS with the massage for $$. 5, I had a pretty good experience, but she is still pricey. At the time the AMPs were doing the same for $$. 2 so I figured it was just the going rate.

[QUOTE=Wes519;4423731]I saw her like Nov of last of year and I did FS with the massage for $$. 5, I had a pretty good experience, but she is still pricey. At the time the AMPs were doing the same for $$. 2 so I figured it was just the going rate.[/QUOTE]Even at $$.5, you're still overpaying. I've seen her once & had a massage with BBBJ for a good rate. She wants to give the vibe that she is some form of entrepreneur / mogul, but after about 5-minutes of her talking, you can tell she's living in some dreamworld. She's okay & has a nice ass with a quality BBBJ, but she's definitely on that border of being a BBW. She commands a high price because people have paid her that to give her GPS. If you don't take over the situation, she'll definitely try to steer the ship. Since then, there's definitely been a lot better options so I haven't even bothered to get in contact with her.

[QUOTE=Magicmike226;4423172]I came to orlando at a bad time; providers were not responding timely or at all, BL had no girls (I really wanted that experience), Avalon / Nikkole only do Thursdays and fridays (which never accommodates my schedule) so terrible timing to "treat myself. " Had a few dreams though.

So I briefly mentioned airport summer. She spotty with comms, back and forth on car date vs incall, and just annoying to deal with like I said. So I get there and car date it is. Which is fine, I told her the donation I'd be willing to give for either situation. So she makes me wait which I fucking hate, especially because I had a 2 hr drive and she should've been expecting me. Comes out, she's cute but not what I pictured. Smoking a cig. I don't like that but she didn't smell like an ashtray so I didn't care too much. Gets in the car and is like hh right? I'm like no fool I said qv for the car (I had to pull up my damn texts to show her). She whines about how she'd have to make it up somehow and she was expecting $ and blah blah blah. I hooked her up with. 8 just to get her to stop whining and start sucking. Her tits are really nice I'll give her that. Pretty good ass too. BBBJ was above average for sure. Generally nice girl other than that. Would I repeat? Certainly not.

So then I hit a wall with getting a hold of other providers. It was fine I ended up just chilling out in my room but it was kind of a drag.

This morning I hit up holli lynn sweets. I had seen her once and it was great. Nice and thick, wonderful ass, good rubdown. The only thing I didn't like was how she was kinda weird about the donation, like too nonspecific. And she's pricey. I had hoped to hear from someone else but sadly didn't. So I link up with her for the "VIP" treatment. She also makes me wait, also annoying as shit. I head up to her place and she chats for a bit then wants donation up front. She posted "Sunday funday 1. 2 VIP special" I asked about it she said oh I'm not doing that the ad should've been different. Pretty nice girl but she can be slightly abrasive, I think those familiar with her know what I mean. Looking pretty good, little thicker than last time we met but I like thick. The rub was pretty good, more than a light touch with some teasing. I knew I'd shell out many roses for FS if available but I was prepared to because I know she's expensive. Last time I didn't even get the option. On the flip she starts with some great teasing, starts a teasing BBBJ, and we agree on FS. I should've stuck with the BBBJ..[/QUOTE]I totally agree on HolliLynnSweets. She's a total waste of time. She stood me up on our encounter. I got to her place a little before our agreed upon time and she wasn't even there! Said she would make it up to me but low and behold, she never did. Imagine that! Our time is just as precious as theirs is.

Late post but nevertheless had to post. Emailed her and got an immediate response to provide references. I did so and next day we set up a for a dream the following week. Took a nap and dreamed about showing up to a house near Cassleberry area. Like spooky from the outside but once you get inside very nice. Has some dogs that are friendly but never bothered us. She wore a robe with nothing underneath and looked healthy like a like them. Gave me a nice rub down with some oil and I was roaming freely. She asked me if I wanted to flip and I said oh yeah. That's when I got a little turned off. I mean don't get me wrong she had a nice rack and I don't mind bolt ons but the scars were too much. She had them on her rack and her ass and you can really see them. The pros are she gives a mean BBBJ and she's a great kisser but I just couldn't pass the scars once I saw them and felt them. But she is a beautiful girl. Won't repeat.

She was the first provider I saw when I moved to Orlando. Nice girl. She was my go too until the drinking got out of hand. I'm ok with a provider having a drink or two but she was three sheets to the wind our last visit. Hope she has moved on to greener pastures. I do miss that ass and the fact I didn't have to schedule ahead.

[QUOTE=Justin321;4422274]Did She Retire? Or is on a break? Haven't seen an ad from her in a while.[/QUOTE]

I texted Kara on short notice which is the usual with me My opportunity is always a small window she had another appointment which was fine I told her no problem I'll try again tomorrow a short while later texted me back appointment cancelled so lucky me I arrived she has a new sexy outfit on I proceed to the shower she makes me feel so comfortable when I'm there Total GFE DATY multiple O's finished 69 BBBJDTCIM treat her well and you won't regret it.

P.S. She's limiting outcalls now due to a bad experience in Cocoa.

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Oh my, I did some naughty things with thus sweetheart a couple years back. YMMV, as always.

PG.

Saw Holli last week. Pics are old, she's probably 25 pounds heavier. A little too much for me. A little thicker than thick. Her coms are good, nice apartment complex off I-4 exit Heathrow / Lake Mary, easy to get too. She asked not to give details of review, & to cut and paste it & send to her when I posed (NOT). Who's review is this anyway. I'm not on your marketing team. This is what USA is about.

She ask for money up front, I put my $140 on her dresser for " 1 Hr VIP".

She talks a lot. Mostly about herself. She gave me a nice massage when I was on my belly. Rubs her tits on me, while my hands wandered. It was a nice massage for sure, I did come in pr. Etty tight, so it was relaxing. Some teasing of the boys from behind. She was topless with a black thong. On the flip, some basic massage, chest & legs, then some tongue teasing on my nipples. She stuffed her titties in my mouth a couple times, & my hands roamed. Then she started on Little Jimmy & the boys, and did some tongue licking on balls & cock whilst stroking, it felt quite good indeed. Then she started upselling if I wanted full sex ($300) or BJ ($200). I said I'd stick with the "VIP". So she went to work jacking my cock off, & I had my HE. For a Rub & Tug. OK. She just talked way to much & upsell was turn off.

She cleaned me up, and let me rest for 5 minutes, and then I got dressed and was on my way. I was there for full hour. Will not repeat.

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[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;4424744]Saw Holli last week. Pics are old, she's probably 25 pounds heavier. A little too much for me. A little thicker than thick. Her coms are good, nice apartment complex off I-4 exit Heathrow / Lake Mary, easy to get too. She asked not to give details of review, & to cut and paste it & send to her when I posed (NOT). Who's review is this anyway. I'm not on your marketing team. This is what USA is about.

She ask for money up front, I put my $140 on her dresser for " 1 Hr VIP".

She talks a lot. Mostly about herself. She gave me a nice massage when I was on my belly. Rubs her tits on me, while my hands wandered. It was a nice massage for sure, I did come in pr. Etty tight, so it was relaxing. Some teasing of the boys from behind. She was topless with a black thong. On the flip, some basic massage, chest & legs, then some tongue teasing on my nipples. She stuffed her titties in my mouth a couple times, & my hands roamed. Then she started on Little Jimmy & the boys, and did some tongue licking on balls & cock whilst stroking, it felt quite good indeed. Then she started upselling if I wanted full sex ($300) or BJ ($200). I said I'd stick with the "VIP". So she went to work jacking my cock off, & I had my HE. For a Rub & Tug. OK. She just talked way to much & upsell was turn off.

She cleaned me up, and let me rest for 5 minutes, and then I got dressed and was on my way. I was there for full hour. Will not repeat.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=93894&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]One monger also reported a sushi smell during full service which is completely unacceptable. Especially if you are paying 140 for the VIP massage and then get hit with a 300 upgrade for full service. Those are Las Vegas prices and with her being nearly 300 puunds, she's definitely not ready for Vegas.

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4424845]One monger also reported a sushi smell during full service which is completely unacceptable. Especially if you are paying 140 for the VIP massage and then get hit with a 300 upgrade for full service. Those are Las Vegas prices and with her being nearly 300 puunds, she's definitely not ready for Vegas.[/QUOTE]I'm glad for this review!