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Might be useful in prison, Robot Handjobs, blowjobs and pussy. Cut down on jailhouse homos and rape.
[QUOTE=Looop;1927721]OK, maybe not the right place to post this, but I saw it and immediately thought some of our less enthusiastic providers might be in for some competition!
[URL]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html?utm_source=concierge&utm_medium=onsite&utm_campaign=sailthru%2Bslider%2B[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Looop;1927721]OK, maybe not the right place to post this, but I saw it and immediately thought some of our less enthusiastic providers might be in for some competition!
[URL]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html?utm_source=concierge&utm_medium=onsite&utm_campaign=sailthru%2Bslider%2B[/URL][/QUOTE]The robot probably won't DFK either.
Girls a Fool has Entered the building.
[QUOTE=SexXes;1927904]The robot probably won't DFK either.[/QUOTE]
Well I found them on BP (. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-jessica-flat-rate-23/9434726.[/URL]) set up an appointment via email. Easy. Nice place on Semiramis and perching. Walk in and wow. Not the girls on the pics but presently surprised. I love women with ink on them so just down my allie. Beautyfull girls. I their 20's. Funny great conversation 7/8 out of 10 for the massage. I got the 2 girls for HH. $.40 no tipping necessary. I left happy. They became my ATF. Will definitely repeat. Senior members and members that contribute you May PM me for her email.
Man... I've always wanted to try Luxsa out but with the high prices and mixed reviews, it just isn't worth it. I loved a few of the MBS girls but since they upped their rates I haven't been back. Such a waste. I'd be there every week or so if either place offered reasonable rates!
My personal fav was from the old MBS location on west colonial. Layla. Only got to see her twice but I was hooked. Wish she was still around!
So now I stick to my indie favs.
[QUOTE=Flraven05;1927148]Very well said. That's exactly what I've been saying about this place. They do mean well and have some pluses, but the whole concept is PERCEPTION. How you perceived your cost vs. product makes all the difference. Until they get this straightened out, they will continue to have customers leaving feeling the way you did. And subsequently, I will not be patronizing that establishment.[/QUOTE]
Went to IT today and saw Ruby on Rails. TS is so so, but the massage with feet was the best, and all the rest too. Left relaxed and coming back.
Saw on the news They were raided. There was a Monger in a suit waiting to be seen in the lobby but he quickly left once The raid started. Wondering if that Monger is a member of this board. I'm not a AMP guy but they are all supposedly being watched according to agents so becareful and stay safe out there.
Buff.
Last month I stopped by blossom Spa Massage 734 W. Colonial Dr. To check it out. It was a nice place. A younger Asian woman was at the front desk. She took the house cut and a lady in her 30's took me upstairs. The massage was a 8 out of 10. Good HE. She allowed some roaming. I would repeat. Be safe out there.
[QUOTE=FlRico;1929207]Last month I stopped by blossom Spa Massage 734 W. Colonial Dr. To check it out. It was a nice place. A younger Asian woman was at the front desk. She took the house cut and a lady in her 30's took me upstairs. The massage was a 8 out of 10. Good HE. She allowed some roaming. I would repeat. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Did you read the post before yours? ? ? ? ?
BuffGuy111.
Saw on the news They were raided. There was a Monger in a suit waiting to be seen in the lobby but he quickly left once The raid started. Wondering if that Monger is a member of this board. I'm not a AMP guy but they are all supposedly being watched according to agents so becareful and stay safe out there.
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;1929094]Saw on the news They were raided. There was a Monger in a suit waiting to be seen in the lobby but he quickly left once The raid started. Wondering if that Monger is a member of this board. I'm not a AMP guy but they are all supposedly being watched according to agents so becareful and stay safe out there.
Buff.[/QUOTE]There are more AMPs in and around Orlando than ever before, and the number keeps growing. Unless they catch you with gun in hand (that is... Your gun in her hand) then you are simply a citizen patronizing a legally licensed business. Typically AMP action will start ithout any verbal offer. Anything else... Beware.
Island Therapy.
Okay massage, great flip, pretty lady 40 dollar tip.
Soothing Touch.
Great massage, no HE, okay lady, pretty much forced to give a tip so I gave a 20.
Tender Touch.
So-So massage, great flip, older lady, 40 dollar tip.
Just trying to stay inside the guidelines since I'm new and I would love for these businesses to continue running.
Reviews of some "dreams" between June and Oct. Of this year and follow-up from my post at #11098. These gals are still posting ads in BP or CL so this info should still be helpful to you distinguished gents including the newbies. One is in Tampa but she is worth the visit if anyone plans on going to Tampa / Largo on business / pleasure. I've reviewed a few Tampa gals here for those gents that travel there.
1. Luxsa – Admin at post #3072 told Natasha to stop her BS be&S pics or he would ban her account. Should do that to all the other be&S ads, especially the AMP's. At least the gals at Luxsa are still pretty hot. MBS refugee Natasha runs this place as we all know. Rarely there however but I won't post why here. Hello Sweetie, miss you. I know you will be reading this. Had several sessions with her when she was at MBS and she always delivered as promised. Called and made an appointment with Tori / Tory. Been reviewed here and other site. She also used to work at MBS. Very attractive, sweet, talkative southern gal from Tennessee. Tall gal too. Dark / red raven or brown hair, hard to tell in the dark and good set of bolts. Slim body and cute little ass and vag. Great BTB action, roaming, moaning and groaning. Plenty of xtras on the menu. She knows the biz. Close to GFE. Amazing finish. Nice soft and sensual cleanup afterward. Have seen her twice. 200 total each time, not including the house fee. Will definitely repeat.
2. McKenzie – Saw her very recently. Newer rub gal. Mid 20's, 5-4/125 lbs. Br / brown. Sultry sexy Latina mix, see-cup breasts, nice curves soft skin and very sweet, friendly, great gal. Posts BP ads with Jackie from MBS / Elite along with two other rub gals. Apt complex off of Semoran near Lake Margaret Dr. Really enjoys her craft and is very good at it. Nice vag, great BTB rub, touch, technique, tease, squeeze and finish. 130 total for hhr. Will definitely repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/lovely-american-mckenzie-must-see-23/9406149[/URL].
3. "The Joy of Prostate Massage with Jackie Joy" – Barolo mentioned this and I confirmed it with her during my last massage. Ms. Joy will do prostate massage as long as you have an Rx. She may call your physician to make sure the Rx is not from your cousin Vinny. For those cool cats whose "kink" rolls in that direction, knock yourselves out. "Rinse and repeat". [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/get-a-relaxing-massage-with-jackie-joy-lmt/9503539[/URL].
4. Tanya Ukrainian Massage. "From Russia With Love". 55/ hr. Special. Called on phone. Rough accent. Hard to understand. Think former KGB operative. Thought Nikita Khrushchev was her manager / air raid warnings, hiding under my desk in elementary school / Sputnik. Circa 1957. Went to her incall at an apt complex on the east side near Alfalfa / UCF. Disaster. Her studio is right next to the leasing office. Not good. Nice gal though. Tall pretty but very rough and not so subtle and not so sexy. "I rub horsecock, no?" Yes! Optional drape, but no xtras. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/best-ukrainian-massage-best-price-5565min-4073250607-east-orlando/4946841[/URL].
5. Nikki Therapeutic Massage by Nikki. Posts on CL. Incall in strip mall type office park on Orange Ave. Close to the Florida mall. Her studio is on the second floor of a banquet hall. Stunning Latina, 5-5/125 lbs. Looks like her CL pic. Be – see cup titties, great nipples, ass, roaming allowed, soft touch, tease, squeeze and finish. Sweet gal. Will do BTB at your hotel upon request. Must trust you first so see her a few times and you should be all set. 100-110 total. No FS. Definitely repeat. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4193083504.html[/URL].
6. Vicki Iliff – Posted ad on CL. Formerly Vion Massage. Recently shared a studio with another older LMT off of Silver Star Rd. Worked off of Mills Ave. 4 or 5 years ago. Took time off. Does outcall only now. Optional drape. 5-7 165/ brown hair and eyes. Very sexy, flirty and sensual with soft skin and awesome attitude. Few tats. She is still as sweet as ever. No more xtras though. Legit only. Can SS during the massage as long as she "can't see anything". I remember the old days and great times. No more. Still a great massage and a great gal. 100 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4179139481.html[/URL].
7. Kimberly – BP / CL. American Female Massage Therapist. 110/90 min. CL / BP. Outcall. Full drape required. Tall brunette, pretty, looks like her pics. She lures you in with the seductive pics. No hope for any xtras. Rough, hard massage, no softness, no tact, no panache, no chance. Think she has issues with men. Asked why she has all those dumbass exclamation points in her ad. Said that she wants to get her point across. She did! Gave her P.S.ycho Heather's contact info so they could form group therapy sessions. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/american-female-massage-therapist-outcalls/6539101[/URL].
8. BOA (no, not Bank of America for you noobs) Bodyworks of Asia. 60/80 hhr. Wanted some "pacific rim". Went to Kissimmee. Fucking pics fooled me again. Late 30's mamasan. Short thick. You know the drill. I asked for "Suzy". Mamasan say, "No Suzy, I give you Kameko". I say "as long as it's not Yoko Ono, we're good". Gave me a younger 20's something Asian gal, sweet nice pleasant 5-2 brown / brown / 115 lbs. See cup titties. Nice little ass lots and lots of roaming and BTB great finish too. Been to many AMP's over the years. This was one of the better experiences I've had. 110 total. Definitely repeat.
9. Vivi Massage. Winter Park close to "IHOP". Wanted more sushi. Saw "Mandy" (Yeah, right whatever. Just like the gal who answers the phone for my credit card company in the Philippines and says her name is "Brittney" while speaking in a thick Filipino accent). 80/ hr. 5-1 105 lbs / br / brown. Great little body, soft skin and nice rack. Be-see cup titties. Sexy little outfit reminded me of Roxy at MBS. BTB great technique, very sweet and friendly and allowed a lot of roaming. Great BTB finish. 120 total. Will repeat.
10.33 Spa Lee Rd and I-4. Special 49/ hhr. Asian theme continues. Went for an hour for 80. Saw Monica. 5-8/145 lbs. Black hair brown eyes. A bit thicker gal but very pretty, talkative, friendly and has very soft skin. Did nude for me. Lots of roaming and lets you kiss her titties and suck on her nipples. Good thick and round ass to squeeze. Chick looks like she played volleyball in college. Great technique and really knew how to tease during the massage. A real pleasure to be with. BTB with awesome finish. Spilled some nut from her ass cheeks onto the floor. Sorry gents! My bad. (Wear foot covers if any of you gents go into the first room on the right. LOL). 120 total. Definitely repeat.
11. Massage by Mel. BP /160/ hr. Outcall, seriously? No fucking way. Couldn't believe it. Talked to her on the phone to possibly schedule an appt. Asked her why her rates are so much higher than anyone else. She said she has a "specialty massage" she provides. Not prostate, just a BS specialty. Thought I could get her to phone sex me but, I figured she would charge my credit card under "specialty balloon services". Told her I would schedule and appt, if she brought her rates back down to earth. Not happening, so I hung up. Not recommended IMHO. Nice pics, though and could be an excellent provider if she would drop her rates. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-mel-outcall-only/6798166[/URL].
12. Doreen at Avarta Wellness – CL. Been reviewed here before. Touch therapy. Very pretty late 30's gal. So sweet and genuinely nice. Very very, relaxing, dark soothing room and music. She really enjoys what she does. Soft soft hands. Nice little body. 5-2/115 brown hair and eyes. Very minimal drape. Very professional gal. She really got me worked up had to SS with her tacit approval. Don't think there are xtras. 80 total. Will repeat if only for the ambience. Her CL ad expired on 10-29, but I found a link for her. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/touch-therapy/7423602[/URL].
13. Lucia at Avarta Wellness CL – Not the same Lucia from IHOP. Moving to Dr. Phillips area soon. Saw her after I saw Doreen. 5-7/145 lbs. Br / brown. Beautiful and sexy Latina. Deep tissue only minimal drape required. Great deep tissue massage but no xtras. Repeat if that's what you're looking for otherwise not recommended. 90 total. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4191323375.html[/URL].
14. Massage by Jenna – Very classy professional incall studio in Maitland off of 1792 near Mercedes Benz Dealership. 5-5/ blonde blue / green eyes. Jenna has been around for a long time. Her pics say it all. Stunning, buxom beautiful, sexy, caring, attentive gal. Seems to really care about her clients. Soft skin and hands. Excellent massage with great finish. Not a chatty Cathy like her partner TM. 80/ hr 110 total. Definitely will repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-jenna/9221757[/URL].
15. Lydia S. Mobile Massage Melbourne. Happened upon this gal via Facebook. Comes to Orlando twice a week from Melbourne. Feisty / free spirited gal, mid 40's. 5-7. 145 lbs / blonde / blue. Huge rack. 38 the's. Took a while to break the ice, if you will, but by the end of the session, she was cool. Minimal drape required upon request. Great massage, great conversation awesome hands and softness. Excellent technique and finish. Very happy. 110 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/LydiaSoelter/[/URL].
16. Amanda K. Outcall only. Called me back last week and asked if I wanted another massage as she was offering a "special" for 60 min. Since there was a good vibe from our first session, I thought, what he hell, go for it. Came to the house. Was ok with minimal drape. Great chemistry between us. Great massage, great personality and a good finish. Very happy. She does not accept tips but gave her an xtra Jackson for tolls / gas. 110 total. Will repeat. [URL]http://www.amandakovachlmt.com/[/URL].
17. Emily at MBS – Quickly becoming one of my ATF's. 5-4/135 lbs. Medium brown hair and dark green eyes. No tats that I could see. Not sure about her eye color because I am always staring at her tits and thick round ass and the room is always dimly lit. Very curvy. Very soft and sexy with soft soft hands. A really sweet gal. A bit reserved and quiet. Tremendous technique. Very nicely trimmed delicious Vag. See-the cup titties and a nice round squeezable ass. Ask her to leave her glasses on for that Luscious Layla look. Light brown hair and eyes. Saw her twice this week since my last review of her for one hour sessions. Nude BTB with explosive finish. Gents, there is a big difference between simply "ejaculating" and achieving a true "ejaculation with orgasm". Emily will do her best to see that you experience the latter. Emily is learning how the "rub" business works here in Otown. Trying to teach her how to "squirt" like Cheyenne. 240 total including Judy's / Gabby's door fee. Emily is good for these old bones. Will definitely repeat again and again.
18. Corey Massage in Tampa. Saw her 2 x when she was at the Midori Spa in Largo. Did outcall though. Stunningly gorgeous intelligent personable AA gal. Incredible smile just like her ad. Truly gorgeous and very sweet, sexy, caring and enjoys her work. 5-9 150/ lbs. Great massage. Very minimal draping, great hands and technique. Limited roaming but she offers a great finish. 100 total each time. Definitely recommend if you are in the Tampa / Largo area. [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-mobile-massage/11039356[/URL].
JagXF.
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1930238]Admin at post #3072 told Natasha to stop her BS be&S pics or he would ban her account. Should do that to all the other be&S ads, especially the AMP's. At least the gals at Luxsa are still pretty hot.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Do you have us confused with BP, what AMP's are posting ads with fake pics on the forum? Use the "Report Post" button to send me the link.
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I stopped in the other day, and greeted by a middle aged thin woman, I think Chinese. Didn't speak a ton of English. TS was good, but forceful. Really scrubbed me all over. Asked if she could wash "there" and did so nicely but quickly.
Massage was really good, her hands were forceful and quick. She was in charge and it turned me on, but would not let me roam during back massage. Walked on my back and felt awesome. Then started the sensual light touch, I roamed a little and she told me to flip. She Sat. On the table with her legs under mine, staring at me to give me the HE. It was fabulous, best I've had at an AMP. Then she cleaned me up with warm towels, gave me a leg and arm massage, and off on my way I went.
Massage was .8 and never mentioned tip. I left .4.
Great time, will repeat.
These girls have a few reviews on here, I think the issue here is they multi book to try to weed out the problem they have with guys making appointments and not showing up. I've seen these ladies twice now and can't say I've had a complaint about the actual service rreceived. The 1st time I tried to see them, I made the appointment, called letting them know I was on the way and then even half way there I texted them letting them know I was close. Once I got there no call back or anything, I waited 10 or 15 minutes before I left. On my way home they texted with an excuse.
Since I knew they were legit based on good reviews here I decided to give them another chance. A few days after the 1st experience I texted and let them know I was interested in doing a visit and they blew me off the 1st time so this was their last chance. Glad I gave them a 2nd chance. Nothing better then having two lovely ladies massage you. While they are definitely not the girls in the pic, they were attractive enough. I'm not going to go into crazy detail, but lets just say I left happy with the end results.
They were also offering a BOGO deal, not sure if any of you guys remember but I was the one going back and forth with them on here regarding that. I thought it was a scam and they would NOT give you that 2nd massage. The reason I'm writing this review somewhat late is because I wanted to see if I would get that BOGO 2nd visit. Sure enough I texted asking what would be a good day and yesterday eevening Brandy said she was available, Kimmy would be out of town. I actually didn't mind this considering I thought Brandy was a better overall performer.
Bottom line, if you can get pass some schedule difficulties then they are definitely worth it.