Massage Parlor Reports

I thought I would try another LMP after my first weird experience at Holiday that I wrote about a short while ago. So I went to the well-reviewed Holistic on Monday and got a big-assed girl named Mirabelle. When I say a big ass, I mean BIG. When she turned over for DS I almost gasped. I'd never done a girl whose hip span more than doubled mine. And I'm not a small guy either. Her hips seriously outflanked mine. But rather than fleeing in panic, I moved my love gun into attack position. I tried to keep up my morale by thinking of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms" and hoping they were right. I gained confidence after penetrating her defenses and realized it felt not much different than other combatants with a slimmer theater of operations. After a few slow volleys to further soften her up, I then seized the initiative with rapid-fire thrusts ending in a respectable explosion. The (financial) damage for the hhr: . 5 + $.

Well, Gents, I hope those of you who worship big asses can benefit from this review. As for me, this is not my style. I am still looking for a hot Latina with a thin, fit physique and, yes, a LITTLE "junk in the trunk".

I'm with ya, SP, I like a nice, tight bubble on a slim girl with curves, and BBW ain't my style either. So while immense Mirabelle might be what some meat meisters will flock to, you are more courageous than me, because I would have taken a pass. Unfortunate, too, that she is at Holistic, since I sampled the beautiful Betty there. She has the quintessential slim-with-curves bod, and I hear that one of her comrades, Brenda, is similarly equipped. So I might need to be a little wary next time I venture that way, because I was naively hoping that all of Holistic's healers were goddesses. I suppose the one thing that might help in the future is to go into a place with the names of a couple of well-reviewed providers to ask for, and if mama says they aren't available but that she has another girl for you, ask if she has a similar body look. If she says yes and tells the truth, bingo. If not, I would tell mama you'll come back again when your fav is working.

[QUOTE=SlamPoon;2252523]So I went to the well-reviewed Holistic on Monday and got a big-assed girl named Mirabelle. When I say a big ass, I mean BIG. I'd never done a girl whose hip span more than doubled mine. I tried to keep up my morale by thinking of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms" and hoping they were right. I gained confidence after penetrating her defenses and realized it felt not much different than other combatants with a slimmer theater of operations. After a few slow volleys to further soften her up, I then seized the initiative with rapid-fire thrusts ending in a respectable explosion. The (financial) damage for the hhr: . 5 + $. Well, Gents, I hope those of you who worship big asses can benefit from this review. As for me, this is not my style. I am still looking for a hot Latina with a thin, fit physique and, yes, a LITTLE "junk in the trunk".[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the tips, Sticker. I should have made a hasty retreat when I first saw her. But I was overconfident thinking that all the girls there must be hot enough. Also, I was a little lazy, much to my regret. I didn't really allow myself a good look at her when she walked in. I was lying on my stomach, and she quickly moved to my side but closer to my knees than my face. I could tell she was meaty, but I didn't realize the extent at first. Even during her brief massage at the beginning she stayed enough of a distance away so that I couldn't use my hands to gauge the extent of her assets. On the flip she was facing me, and then I could tell she was out of my desired weight class, though I didn't fully appreciate the magnitude of my error until DS. I don't know why I went for it, really. Well, I can learn by my mistakes and hopefully others can benefit too.

[QUOTE=Sticker;2252660]I'm with ya, SP, I like a nice, tight bubble on a slim girl with curves, and BBW ain't my style either. So while immense Mirabelle might be what some meat meisters will flock to, you are more courageous than me, because I would have taken a pass. Unfortunate, too, that she is at Holistic, since I sampled the beautiful Betty there. She has the quintessential slim-with-curves bod, and I hear that one of her comrades, Brenda, is similarly equipped. So I might need to be a little wary next time I venture that way, because I was naively hoping that all of Holistic's healers were goddesses. I suppose the one thing that might help in the future is to go into a place with the names of a couple of well-reviewed providers to ask for, and if mama says they aren't available but that she has another girl for you, ask if she has a similar body look. If she says yes and tells the truth, bingo. If not, I would tell mama you'll come back again when your fav is working.[/QUOTE]

Finally got a chance to visit this place. Nice set up but they are very busy. Seems like there are only 2 of them on the day I visited. Came back twice before I was serviced. Paid 40/ hr and was taken to the room in the very back. The room is big and clean. Didn't catch her name and I lay without towel. She didn't bother to cover as we both knew what I was there for. Massage was so so but then she started with the ass and crack play which I liked. Wanted see note for BJ and I was horny so I went for that. Nice sucking and some deep throat as I forced her head down with no complain. Nutted in her mouth and again. Didn't complain which was nice and continued to suck. I also her 69 me which was good and FIV. Didn't want to DATY as it is not really my thing but I dnt think she woulda care as she dripping wet.

Have fun while it last.

Back from trip my to OC and went twice to Star. Saw Coco (Korean) both times. She was great.

After the flip lightly touched the dong, and asked "you like" I said yes and she lubed it up and went slow, but sexy. Let me feel her butt.

No mention of money and I tipped $40.00.

How do you guys get more. Do you just ask for full service. The times I have been it seems like HJ is the limit, I would really like to add FIV. How much extra should I tip?

The last time I was here one of my massages was dry and fast, so I can't recommend enough.

[URL]http://www.absolutemassage1.com/[/URL]#!therapist's-bios / vstc1=galia.

Anyone besides me try this place? Good massage but no secret extras. Bummer too cause I see 2 of these girls and they look good.

[QUOTE=CBuilder;2253576]Back from trip my to OC and went twice to Star. Saw Coco (Korean) both times. She was great.

After the flip lightly touched the dong, and asked "you like" I said yes and she lubed it up and went slow, but sexy. Let me feel her butt.

No mention of money and I tipped $40.00.

How do you guys get more. Do you just ask for full service. The times I have been it seems like HJ is the limit, I would really like to add FIV. How much extra should I tip?

The last time I was here one of my massages was dry and fast, so I can't recommend enough.[/QUOTE]Usually not a big deal to ask for more. At the flip, your technician will usually ask what you want in some form (verbally, gesturing, etc.). At that point, you can just tell them what you want, or if you are trying to be discreet / quiet, you can just point at what goods you want. Or just make a motion LOL.

In my travels I passed by this place. Seemed decent after checking ad on BP. Unfortunately it was not what I was hoping for. Ad says nuru and Latina available. They had neither when I requested. I sampled the asian they had which wasn't as nice looking as the young Viet in front. She was about 6 of 10 with a short skirt on. She was mid thirties viet with small Bs. She seemed friendly enough and was ok with me checking her out. On the flip just a HJ was offered and she wanted to bargain on that. I would recommend a pass though the ad seems appealing. Maybe they need to get things going a bit. They seemed super slow and both seemed to be drowsy when I got there.

Quite & discrete low traffic, a lot of parking for privacy.

Brand new spa. Different sexy charming girl every day: Asian, Latina. No Rush Service. PROMISE YOU WILL BE HAPPY!

We can do sensual, light touch, deep tissue, hot oil, nuru.

Price range $30-$60. OPEN LATE.

Sweet personality, Friendly & great working attitude.

Brand new Shower room.

7431 Cerritos Ave, Stanton, CA 90680.

Corner of Cerritos and Western.

Open 7 days a week. 10 am-10 pm.

714-653-0265.

Looks like Tustin is cracking down on MPs.

[URL]http://www.ocregister.com/articles/massage-639906-tustin-parlors.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=CitySlicker;2253575]Finally got a chance to visit this place. Nice set up but they are very busy. Seems like there are only 2 of them on the day I visited. Came back twice before I was serviced. Paid 40/ hr and was taken to the room in the very back. The room is big and clean. Didn't catch her name and I lay without towel. She didn't bother to cover as we both knew what I was there for. Massage was so so but then she started with the ass and crack play which I liked. Wanted see note for BJ and I was horny so I went for that. Nice sucking and some deep throat as I forced her head down with no complain. Nutted in her mouth and again. Didn't complain which was nice and continued to suck. I also her 69 me which was good and FIV. Didn't want to DATY as it is not really my thing but I dnt think she woulda care as she dripping wet.

Have fun while it last.[/QUOTE]40/ hr or did you mean hhr?

I visited one of my normally massage only MP regulars today. I've been working on her for almost a year to let me fuck her and it started paying off about 3 months ago. Good rub and tug technique regardless is why I've been seeing her. She's a weirdo. I coaxed her into some BBBJs which her skills are marginal to say the least the worked up to DATY and finally sex. The first time she agreed to fuck I had to supply the condom and take it with me afterward. She used some fucked up non condom friendly lube, the condom dissolved and broke and I spooged in her. After that she was OK with bareback but likes me to pull out last second and spooge in her mouth. She'll take the whole load but still spits into a tissue and even then when I start cumming about half of it ends up in her cooch anyway just the nature of my physiology. I'm fixed by the way. I have to schedule with her on a day that no one else is in the parlor, she locks the front door and turns off the phone. Today she fucked up and forgot to lock the front door. I was chudding in her mouth right as a monger came in and banged the chimes on the door rather loudly. That startled both of us, she gagged on my load and chugged it down. She jumped up, pulled her top up and skirt down then went out to the lobby and told the monger to come back later. When she came back in to clean me up and finish the massage I noticed the rear of her skirt was still hiked up and caught under the elastic for the top full on ass hanging out. She was swatting my butt for making her swallow my goo like it was my fault. I swatted at her's and lowered her skirt at the same time clandestinely. So one of you mongers got a free show today. Hopefully she will be a swallower from now on.

Don't PM for info. She specifically does not want the nature of our relationship advertised. I just though this would make for a funny story and encourage other mongers to work on establishing good relationships with their providers. Most if they like you and you are nice to them and regular will warm up to being more affectionate. I still can't get this one to kiss though? Like I said she's a weirdo.

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=PotShot;2254368]I visited one of my normally massage only MP regulars today. I've been working on her for almost a year to let me fuck her and it started paying off about 3 months ago. Good rub and tug technique regardless is why I've been seeing her. She's a weirdo. I coaxed her into some BBBJs which her skills are marginal to say the least the worked up to DATY and finally sex. The first time she agreed to fuck I had to supply the condom and take it with me afterward. She used some fucked up non condom friendly lube, the condom dissolved and broke and I spooged in her. After that she was OK with bareback but likes me to pull out last second and spooge in her mouth. She'll take the whole load but still spits into a tissue and even then when I start cumming about half of it ends up in her cooch anyway just the nature of my physiology. I'm fixed by the way. I have to schedule with her on a day that no one else is in the parlor, she locks the front door and turns off the phone. Today she fucked up and forgot to lock the front door. I was chudding in her mouth right as a monger came in and banged the chimes on the door rather loudly. That startled both of us, she gagged on my load and chugged it down. She jumped up, pulled her top up and skirt down then went out to the lobby and told the monger to come back later. When she came back in to clean me up and finish the massage I noticed the rear of her skirt was still hiked up and caught under the elastic for the top full on ass hanging out. She was swatting my butt for making her swallow my goo like it was my fault. I swatted at her's and lowered her skirt at the same time clandestinely. So one of you mongers got a free show today. Hopefully she will be a swallower from now on.

[/QUOTE]Asian or Latina?

Sorry. 40 for half hr.

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;2254030]40/ hr or did you mean hhr?[/QUOTE]

I brought this up about a month ago, this is just the beginning. The new bill that was passed in Sacramento will allow cities to restrict these types of businesses. Enjoy it while you can.

Baggens.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;2254007]Looks like Tustin is cracking down on MPs.

[URL]http://www.ocregister.com/articles/massage-639906-tustin-parlors.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

Stopped by Kim's in Costa Mesa to give it a try. Paid. 50 for the hour. Came in a middle aged woman named Wendy and she asked if I wanted medium or hard. I went with hard and she starts doing the back walk. She did it to the point of pain but really worked the kinks out of my back. Certain times I almost cried Uncle from the pressure. Not much teasing from the back but on the flip she asked and I nodded. She was jacking a little fast to my liking so I asked her to slow down. She did some ball play and a little tickle of the bunghole. After a few minutes I shot my load towards the sky and onto my own chest. She bring in a hot towel to clean me up and I tipped her a. 40 and I was on my way. Not sure if I'd return or not. Nothing really stood out from the visit but maybe I'd come by again to see what other talent is here.

-Woodyee.