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Water Sports Receiving. My pimp made my add and checked all options to lure in more suckers.
"I'll do what she won't" - including robbing, stealing, being dirty / unkempt and having a pimp.
Age: add 10 years.
Weight: Add 40 lbs.
Indian: Black.
East Indian: Black.
Native American: Hispanic or Black. Most likely Black.
Dominatrix (on a regular site): I'm too lazy or burnt out to actually provide intercourse.
I'll be leaving this line of work soon. Please spend as much money on me as you can. I will still be here months later though, with tons of excuses.
Location= Incall or Outcall (no city) - Fake.
Location = Downtown = Fake.
NSA = Fake.
Fuck your own style = Add Faked by a foreigner.
[QUOTE=VanDamage;5772184]After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.[/QUOTE]