Amazing Heights. Amazing Review!
Have to say this is one of the funniest reviews I've seen on here, as well as being very well written. Keep up the good work! And I wonder why I'm not headed to an extended stay on Highway 94?
[QUOTE=JcMyers;3581847]Went to see Tonya for her nuru massage. She's in an extended stay in St. Charles off of 94. She's a small BBW which suits me just fine. Not all that attractive.
Walk in and you can cut the incense smoke with a knife. And then the talking started. If you want to hear stories about 4th dimensional beings and every conspiracy story ever conceived all while being flopped around on, she's your gal. Pretty sure she was on something since she would jump from random nonsense to absurd thought mid-sentence. No sensuality, no real massage. Pretty much just repeated "yep" and "un-huh" and hoped it would end soon. She's had decent reviews in the past, but I think that shipped has sailed. Not worth the time or money IMO. She quoted $200 hr, $160 for 45 min. I was in for 30 min and gave a little less.
JcM.[/QUOTE]