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[QUOTE=VanDamage;5772184]After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

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I may have missed a few?[/QUOTE]

Classy: Bathes once in a while between clients

Voluptuous: Huge rolls of fat

Slim: Anorexic and anemic junky.

Spinner: A short anorexic and anemic junky.

Photos Real: They're real photos of a real person, not necessarily of the girl posting the ad.

Photos Current: She's in her forties pushing 50. The photo was taken shortly after high school.

[QUOTE=VanDamage;5772184]After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

I may have missed a few?[/QUOTE]Non refundable: you will get screwed over, but now how you wanted, accept it and pay me.

[QUOTE=DIrie999;5772152]Do you mean Flagrant?[/QUOTE]Hmm, now I'm thinking I obviously picked the wrong username. Fragrant? LOL.

I still prefer popeyemadison, but my dumb ass killed that one.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5772206]In my experience, Snow Bunny doesn't just mean she's white.

Snow Bunny: White but I prefer Black Dick.[/QUOTE]That and I think that is a term Black pimps use for white girls. Also a term for "coke-head".

I'm LOL'ing at 'snow bunny'. That's the trashiest description out there. It's so funny—we live in 2022. Go on Twitter and every girl is a "sex worker. " It's basically normal to be selling sex nowadays. Yet here in progressive Madison, every 'sex worker' is a crackhead under orders from an angry pimp. You won't find any nice feminist girls who are in charge of their own sex work. Nope, just a bunch of crackheads getting bossed around by big pimps. Very weird and confusing. I guess the "sex workers" are * girls. While the real sex workers are fucked up girls with massive problems. I wish skip the games had some independent women doing their own thing. How could would it be to have fun and independent girls doing their own thing on here? Instead they're all fucked up crackheads and snowbunnies. Shaking my head.

[QUOTE=Viking777;5772935]Non refundable: you will get screwed over, but now how you wanted, accept it and pay me.[/QUOTE]Disease-Free: Herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea, but no hepatitis-C or HIV (yet).

Drug-Free: Pills and pipes, but no needles (yet).

Clean: "Disease-Free" and "Drug-Free" as defined above.

[QUOTE=Ppbbss;5773102]I'm LOL'ing at 'snow bunny'. That's the trashiest description out there. It's so funnywe live in 2022. Go on Twitter and every girl is a "sex worker. " It's basically normal to be selling sex nowadays. Yet here in progressive Madison, every 'sex worker' is a crackhead under orders from an angry pimp. You won't find any nice feminist girls who are in charge of their own sex work. Nope, just a bunch of crackheads getting bossed around by big pimps. Very weird and confusing. I guess the "sex workers" are * girls. While the real sex workers are fucked up girls with massive problems. I wish skip the games had some independent women doing their own thing. How could would it be to have fun and independent girls doing their own thing on here? Instead they're all fucked up crackheads and snowbunnies. Shaking my head.[/QUOTE]I don't understand it either. Every other city I've lived in (about a half dozen in the past 20 years), including metro areas smaller than Madison and areas known for much more Draconian law enforcement, had independent, high quality providers, most of whom had decent day jobs doing something else and had their acts together (I. E. When they called themselves "independent", "low volume", "clean", "D&D free" it was usually true.

[QUOTE=SitNud;5771466]I've never had an issue with the asians. They do not negotiate and the menu can be limited but they are usually decent looking and get the job done. Once in a while they are on the older side which is a bummer but most are 20's /30's, clean, fairly sane, and know what you are there for.[/QUOTE]Agree.

But attitude varies. Some are nice, some are dead fish. For me attitude is very important.

[QUOTE=Varanus;5773594]I don't understand it either. Every other city I've lived in (about a half dozen in the past 20 years), including metro areas smaller than Madison and areas known for much more Draconian law enforcement, had independent, high quality providers, most of whom had decent day jobs doing something else and had their acts together (I. E. When they called themselves "independent", "low volume", "clean", "D&D free" it was usually true.[/QUOTE]We did have that but you need to go back a few years, I usually use the Heaven or Hell years for reference. The girls were real, professional, took appointments in advance and were ready when you showed up at their incall. No ghosting or scamming like a lot today. Most were nice looking woman. Age ranged from 19/20 up to mid 30's for some of the traveling ladies. Most provided a nice clean incall, could be a hotel or at their place. No pimps no visual drug use. This all came with a price. Donation ranged from $250-300 with a few of the higher end (hot women) around $400. Newbies would sometimes start at $200. Generally there were no half hours, hour only.

There was a time between HOH and todays mess that we got a little of the best of both worlds. Rates came down, 1/2 hours became the norm and alot of the gals were still decent looking and provided a good service. I suspect the pendulum will swing back a bit and we'll see an uptick in service, or I hope so. I have a utr in Rockford I go see, not as often as I would like, She reminds me of the good old days. If I lied closer I would go broke or have to marry her and then well we all knows how that goes.

For those of us that were able to see Lexxi Love, the bark haired gal, she was more old school in her service but she is either gone only working so randomly that she hard to get a hold of.

Anyway enough rambling. Play safe all!

[QUOTE=SitNud;5771466]I've never had an issue with the asians. They do not negotiate and the menu can be limited but they are usually decent looking and get the job done. Once in a while they are on the older side which is a bummer but most are 20's /30's, clean, fairly sane, and know what you are there for.[/QUOTE]Not knowen Asians to ripoff, that what like about them, fairly safe, skip escorts in my area, very risky dangerous hobby, I no longer try them here, just had a big sting a few days ago, didn't see any unusual ads, nor respond to any, probly Le got provider on skip to rat off an work them, for extra dope money.

Anyone have any experience? Was going to give her a go but she needed a ride to her place. And didn't really feel like bothering with that so just left it at that. If someone has seen her would love to know how it was seems like my type.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/asian/china-rain/949067596127[/URL]

[QUOTE=BNckMattthews;5770516]I haven't had any negative experience with PT. The closest I've come to any "handler" was at the end of a visit when she had to slide something under the door to someone. When I left shortly after that exchange, I did not see anyone else, even after going the wrong way out of the room.[/QUOTE]I agree that PT is a positive experience. No issues at all during a meeting. Matches her pictures and delivered as promised.

[QUOTE=Duroc;5776178]I agree that PT is a positive experience. No issues at all during a meeting. Matches her pictures and delivered as promised.[/QUOTE]Seriously how do you get a reply from her. I've used multiple numbers, texted, called, all while ad is up within an hour and not 1 reply. Ever. Worst luck.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5776228]Seriously how do you get a reply from her. I've used multiple numbers, texted, called, all while ad is up within an hour and not 1 reply. Ever. Worst luck.[/QUOTE]Yeah, same here. I eventually hit the right timing I guess? I've tried repeating, but thankfully her unreliability makes that unlikely. Why "thankfully"? She doesn't really provide what I want, although what she does provide is head and shoulders above anything else in town. Not just because she's fresh and cute and clean. But she actually gets into it. Nonetheless, on balance, even my worst SA experiences are better than her. I really hate the "how much time do you want" thing. And having to pay more for DFK? It just kills the mood.

[QUOTE=SconnieNation7;5776228]Seriously how do you get a reply from her. I've used multiple numbers, texted, called, all while ad is up within an hour and not 1 reply. Ever. Worst luck.[/QUOTE]I sent her bunch texts, 1 reply a cpl months ago, I try her an like 2 others on weekend, no reply, can't make such a trip unless for sure deal with no wait, her text or it was 2 texts I got back a cpl mo ago, seem like I was talk someone that professional an educated, like college girl possibly?