Massage Parlor Reports

Decided to try Osborne again yesterday and the door was answered by a small, older-looking woman with terrible teeth. Decided not to stay, so I gave the portrait place a try. A woman named Ricky answered. Not a young chick, but she gave a very good massage and on the flip she unveiled a nice set of C's with great nipples and gave a very enjoyable HE. Seems there was another provider in the building at the time; would like to have seen what she looked like. My only reservation about the place (other than it appearing a bit worn and using shower curtains for doors) was that it seemed that she was recycling the same towel for the next customer (how many times had it been used before?) and it didn't look like she went to any great effort to clean up the table for the next person.

I know this is not what we're all looking for here. However, if you're down for a great full hour massage check Wellness Foot Spa out 1531 a Central Ave, Colonie. They just doubled their size.

No funny business here. It's $45/ hr. I give a $35 tip because I don't think they get any part of the cost. The tip is all they get and they work really hard and do an amazing job.

I had Yoyo today. I also recommend Iris who has some great cranial pressure point stuff happening. They both always amaze me with crazy new stuff.

If anyone has a good place you're keeping secret, please PM me. I'm looking for a change of pace.

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[QUOTE=TG841;3646191]I know this is not what we're all looking for here. However, if you're down for a great full hour massage check Wellness Foot Spa out 1531 a Central Ave, Colonie. They just doubled their size.

No funny business here. It's $45/ hr. I give a $35 tip because I don't think they get any part of the cost. The tip is all they get and they work really hard and do an amazing job.

I had Yoyo today. I also recommend Iris who has some great cranial pressure point stuff happening. They both always amaze me with crazy new stuff.

If anyone has a good place you're keeping secret, please PM me. I'm looking for a change of pace.[/QUOTE]Who is the older lady there, short hair, not much English? She is magical.

She also hushed a few women that were rudely yakking away in the two stalls next to ours. I laughed and she mumbled something in Chinese that probably wasn't good.

Frink.

Needed a massage so I decided to head over to the new one at the old portrait building on central and maple, got there and rang the bell, a oriental lady around 35 ish answered and took me to the roomon the right, it had a door LOL, got undressed and laid down, another monger showed up but she told him come back in an hr, LOL, she was the only one there, she was short, long hair, alittle bit of a mommy pouch, but attractive, she asked if I wanted it hard or medium, I said hard, of course LOL, she draped me with towels and started, the rub was bye far the best I have had at any of these massage parlors in this area, the towels stayed on for about 15 minutes, then out comes the oil, I must say she really worked all the soar musclesand took her time on my back, arms neck, she did grind her her pussy into my arms while massaging me, and yes the smoke detector is still beeping lmao, on the flip she went rite to the tug, but she played alot of attention to the boys before the oil, alot of utc roaming and she had nice c cups, then I lost my stress, she cleaned me up, draped more clean towels over me and proceeded to massage my thighs, legs and feet, she actually put my socks on me while laying down, and dressed me and put my boots on at the end, great massage, he,and dressed me LOL, will definitelyrepeat, best massage at a rub and tug I've ever had, didn't ask for d's but I didn't care about it at the time. 60 for house and 60 tip, and I never tip 60 inless full service is involved.

I posted this on the other site but here goes. I stopped by the RT 7 AMP. Latham just past the big medical building on rt 7 westbound. Pull in to the parking lot with two hair saloons. Shares the building with a CPA. Go to door that says Cottage. No AMP signs at all curtains drawn tight and only indicator is the street # is a neon sign in the window. Only a AMP would do that. Ring bell and go right in no appt or call ahead. Says. 65 I give. 8 and never get change. Get average msg. Gets to the boys and I encourage more. I grabbed her ass and rub OTC Flip and she starts kissing my cock then the negotiations she wants 100 for fuckie I say no way give her. 4 and she pushed for more so give. 2 This with the original. 8 means I am out 1. 4 and no flipping way I am paying more. She gets condom for CBJ which was so so then the CFS. Only one position standing mish with her on table lifting legs. She is tight and I fucked her hard. This moved the msg. Table several feet towards wall. I finish in bag but am still hard so I keep going for another 5 minutes. Then she said all done at the hr mark. I said I paid for a hour and she said no that went to fuckie since I didn't give her the $. She was not bad looking 40 why / o nice ass for a asian, b cup that look a lot bigger in the padded bra. Well I TOFTT and probably would not repeat. I actual wanted a msg and HE since my back was stiff but once CFS offered I forgot why I went.

Based on Tinmans report a few days ago I thought I'd give this place a try. There was only one woman working. Her name was Sofia, pretty chunky, about a 2 or 3 on the scale IMHO. I was there so I figured at least get a massage. Paid 60 for an hour. Massage was ok but nothing great. No pussy grinding like Tinman got and based on his description I'm sure this was a new woman for the place. On the flip I figured I'd see what if any extras were available. No FS. She said I could touch her for 60. I said 40. She said 40 for an HE. I said fine and because she was kind of ugly I didn't care if I roamed or not. Pretty good technique on the HJ. I definitely got the full hour but unless I hear of some good looking woman there will not repeat.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3658830]Based on Tinmans report a few days ago I thought I'd give this place a try. There was only one woman working. Her name was Sofia, pretty chunky, about a 2 or 3 on the scale IMHO. I was there so I figured at least get a massage. Paid 60 for an hour. Massage was ok but nothing great. No pussy grinding like Tinman got and based on his description I'm sure this was a new woman for the place. On the flip I figured I'd see what if any extras were available. No FS. She said I could touch her for 60. I said 40. She said 40 for an HE. I said fine and because she was kind of ugly I didn't care if I roamed or not. Pretty good technique on the HJ. I definitely got the full hour but unless I hear of some good looking woman there will not repeat.[/QUOTE]Wow I had no haggling or mention of tip, she just did her thing LOL, she was chunky, but the massage was very good. And she had nice tits.

Read the recent report on Portrait with dismay, appears its now 3 good reports, 2 bad, for that place.

I was really looking forward to going there, now not so sure; if I do go am I going to be able to tell the good masseuse from the bad based on appearance? Having never seen either, and with some similarities in their descriptions, not so sure. I would just leave if the bad one answered, but not certain I would know.

I continue to be amazed a basic business rule. Provide a consistent experience. Is not followed by these places. It seems whoever owns a place should be able to make clear to whoever is working what to do, to ensure consistency. I am not asking for any type of experience, I am just saying whatever the experience is. And its fine if different places have different standards. Let it be consistent for each given place.

I used to think you Spa was the one really consistent place, but my last 3 times there have declined, and now doesn't appear each women is the same (Mya gives a different experience), and the 2 I thought I could count on the experience was not as good with each last time.

So I don't know who is consistent now. The reports on nearly all the places here, as well as private conversations I have, seem to indicate no one is completely consistent.

[QUOTE=Grottos;3659668]Read the recent report on Portrait with dismay, appears its now 3 good reports, 2 bad, for that place.

I was really looking forward to going there, now not so sure; if I do go am I going to be able to tell the good masseuse from the bad based on appearance? Having never seen either, and with some similarities in their descriptions, not so sure. I would just leave if the bad one answered, but not certain I would know.

I continue to be amazed a basic business rule. Provide a consistent experience. Is not followed by these places. It seems whoever owns a place should be able to make clear to whoever is working what to do, to ensure consistency. I am not asking for any type of experience, I am just saying whatever the experience is. And its fine if different places have different standards. Let it be consistent for each given place.

I used to think you Spa was the one really consistent place, but my last 3 times there have declined, and now doesn't appear each women is the same (Mya gives a different experience), and the 2 I thought I could count on the experience was not as good with each last time.

So I don't know who is consistent now. The reports on nearly all the places here, as well as private conversations I have, seem to indicate no one is completely consistent.[/QUOTE]The one I had at portrait. Ricki - was good. I wish TinMan had written the name of his woman. I think we should make it a point to ask names (which I haven't always done) in order to provide full reports.

[QUOTE=DirkIcky;3656789]I posted this on the other site but here goes. I stopped by the RT 7 AMP. Latham just past the big medical building on rt 7 westbound. Pull in to the parking lot with two hair saloons. Shares the building with a CPA. Go to door that says Cottage. No AMP signs at all curtains drawn tight and only indicator is the street # is a neon sign in the window. Only a AMP would do that. Ring bell and go right in no appt or call ahead. Says. 65 I give. 8 and never get change. Get average msg. Gets to the boys and I encourage more. I grabbed her ass and rub OTC Flip and she starts kissing my cock then the negotiations she wants 100 for fuckie I say no way give her. 4 and she pushed for more so give. 2 This with the original. 8 means I am out 1. 4 and no flipping way I am paying more. She gets condom for CBJ which was so so then the CFS. Only one position standing mish with her on table lifting legs. She is tight and I fucked her hard. This moved the msg. Table several feet towards wall. I finish in bag but am still hard so I keep going for another 5 minutes. Then she said all done at the hr mark. I said I paid for a hour and she said no that went to fuckie since I didn't give her the $. She was not bad looking 40 why / o nice ass for a asian, b cup that look a lot bigger in the padded bra. Well I TOFTT and probably would not repeat. I actual wanted a msg and HE since my back was stiff but once CFS offered I forgot why I went.[/QUOTE]This place is directly across the street from the state LEO barracks. This doesn't seem a bit. Um. Risky?

[QUOTE=Meltdown1;3660797]This place is directly across the street from the state LEO barracks. This doesn't seem a bit. Um. Risky?[/QUOTE]Maybe if the place was blatantly in your face with signage. Honestly there is not one single sign on a non descript building. AMPs are not illegal so it wouldn't matter where it is located. Now if it was me that owned the business hell no I wouldn't put it there. I felt comfortable when I was there but then again I was only looking for a msg and HE.

[QUOTE=DirkIcky;3660937]Maybe if the place was blatantly in your face with signage. Honestly there is not one single sign on a non descript building. AMPs are not illegal so it wouldn't matter where it is located. Now if it was me that owned the business hell no I wouldn't put it there. I felt comfortable when I was there but then again I was only looking for a msg and HE.[/QUOTE]They are probably the best customers who visit most often.

Based on DirkIcky's report from a few days ago I gave this place a try. Paid 65 for an hr, no problem. Good half hour massage, no problem. On the flip, negotiations started. I agreed to 100 for CFS and that's where the problems started. The woman (I think her name was Haily or something like that) tried to get the cover on with her mouth while I was still totally limp. She sucked on me just enough until I was maybe half hard, pulled her pants down, and lay back on the massage table. I told her I wasn't hard enough yet to stick it in and she got real pissy, grumbling before sucking on me for a few more seconds. Well, that wasn't enough to get me fully hard and try as I might couldn't get it to go in; and the more she bitched the softer I got. I knew I'd just wasted $100. I tried to get her to blow me some more but she wasn't into doing that so I ended up settling for a very expensive HE. After I came there was still 15 minutes left but I started getting dressed anyway. She knew I wasn't happy and offered more massage but I said no thanks. She tried to be nice then and said next time 50 for BBBJ and I said I'd think about it. With the house fee that would still be at least 100 for a half hour. I've never gotten such shabby treatment at an AMP in my life and will never spend another dime there, period. Fuck that place! The next day I had a much better time with an Asian FS BP ad at one of the usual places on Central Ave for 45 less.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3664580]Based on DirkIcky's report from a few days ago I gave this place a try. Paid 65 for an hr, no problem. Good half hour massage, no problem. On the flip, negotiations started. I agreed to 100 for CFS and that's where the problems started. The woman (I think her name was Haily or something like that) tried to get the cover on with her mouth while I was still totally limp. She sucked on me just enough until I was maybe half hard, pulled her pants down, and lay back on the massage table. I told her I wasn't hard enough yet to stick it in and she got real pissy, grumbling before sucking on me for a few more seconds. Well, that wasn't enough to get me fully hard and try as I might couldn't get it to go in; and the more she bitched the softer I got. I knew I'd just wasted $100. I tried to get her to blow me some more but she wasn't into doing that so I ended up settling for a very expensive HE. After I came there was still 15 minutes left but I started getting dressed anyway. She knew I wasn't happy and offered more massage but I said no thanks. She tried to be nice then and said next time 50 for BBBJ and I said I'd think about it. With the house fee that would still be at least 100 for a half hour. I've never gotten such shabby treatment at an AMP in my life and will never spend another dime there, period. Fuck that place! The next day I had a much better time with an Asian FS BP ad at one of the usual places on Central Ave for 45 less.[/QUOTE]Which spa on central did you hit up I too was let down by lathams place the pricing is too high.

Wonder if it was the same woman.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3664580]Based on DirkIcky's report from a few days ago I gave this place a try. Paid 65 for an hr, no problem. Good half hour massage, no problem. On the flip, negotiations started. I agreed to 100 for CFS and that's where the problems started. The woman (I think her name was Haily or something like that) tried to get the cover on with her mouth while I was still totally limp. She sucked on me just enough until I was maybe half hard, pulled her pants down, and lay back on the massage table. I told her I wasn't hard enough yet to stick it in and she got real pissy, grumbling before sucking on me for a few more seconds. Well, that wasn't enough to get me fully hard and try as I might couldn't get it to go in; and the more she bitched the softer I got. I knew I'd just wasted $100. I tried to get her to blow me some more but she wasn't into doing that so I ended up settling for a very expensive HE. After I came there was still 15 minutes left but I started getting dressed anyway. She knew I wasn't happy and offered more massage but I said no thanks. She tried to be nice then and said next time 50 for BBBJ and I said I'd think about it. With the house fee that would still be at least 100 for a half hour. I've never gotten such shabby treatment at an AMP in my life and will never spend another dime there, period. Fuck that place! The next day I had a much better time with an Asian FS BP ad at one of the usual places on Central Ave for 45 less.[/QUOTE]I am sorry for the bad time Ivy. I did try to give a honest review. I apologize if I made the place seem better then it was. Sounds like you got a different chic not that is a excuse. Did she have a really big tattoo on her stomach?

[QUOTE=MgPriest;3664801]Which spa on central did you hit up I too was let down by lathams place the pricing is too high.[/QUOTE]It was one of the many Asian BP ads not under Massages but Women / men section. There are always 5 or 6 a day.

[QUOTE=DirkIcky;3666086]I am sorry for the bad time Ivy. I did try to give a honest review. I apologize if I made the place seem better then it was. Sounds like you got a different chic not that is a excuse. Did she have a really big tattoo on her stomach?[/QUOTE]It's not your fault DirkIcky that the broad had an attitude problem. She took the money quick enough but wanted to do as little as possible for it. I never saw her stomach, just her pussy. I've never had an AMP attendant actually get mad / huffy like that. She shouldn't have taken my money if she didn't want to work a little. She got me for 100 but will never get my business again. The Asian numbers for FS under the women / men ads always deliver with no hassle. The AMP scene around here has gotten pretty weak.

Went to Troy on state st they didn't take card so told me to go Latham eastern zen spa. Has anyone ever been to this one? I'd like to try it out.

[Dude, the posts immediately below are about Latham AMP, and there are plenty of other posts on it too QUOTE=JTanaka2323;3666831 Went to Troy on state st they didn't take card so told me to go Latham eastern zen spa. Has anyone ever been to this one? I'd like to try it out. QUOTE.

Has anyone had more then an HE here. Anything bad about this one?

[QUOTE=Grottos;3667195][Dude, thepostsimmediatelybelowareaboutLathamAMP, andthereareplentyofotherpostsonittooQUOTE=JTanaka2323;3666831 WenttoTroyonstatesttheydidn'ttakecardsotoldmetogoLathameasternzenspa. Hasanyoneeverbeentothisone? I'dliketotryitout. QUOTE. [/QUOTE]Eastern Zen Spa is on Route 9 north of circle near the Lexus dealer. I did a review several weeks ago. It was good not great. Tried to go back last Monday because it is on my way home. No cars in parking lot, Open sign was flashing. No one answered door. Had a sheet of paper with a phone number to call if no answer. Didn't feel like waiting. You can see my other review for more detail.

Route 7 place is on, well, Route 7 across from the NY State Police barracks. The most recent reviews are for this place. I personally haven't tried yet as the reviews show inconsistent experiences.

Has anybody been to Green Flower lately, that is if Wendy is still in business?

Egg on my face!

Sorry didn't realize there were 2 places in Latham.

[QUOTE=BroncoBuck77;3667716]Eastern Zen Spa is on Route 9 north of circle near the Lexus dealer. I did a review several weeks ago. It was good not great. Tried to go back last Monday because it is on my way home. No cars in parking lot, Open sign was flashing. No one answered door. Had a sheet of paper with a phone number to call if no answer. Didn't feel like waiting. You can see my other review for more detail.

Route 7 place is on, well, Route 7 across from the NY State Police barracks. The most recent reviews are for this place. I personally haven't tried yet as the reviews show inconsistent experiences.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grottos;3668079]Egg on my face!

Sorry didn't realize there were 2 places in Latham.[/QUOTE]Seems like there might only be 1 girl working there at times. My last time thru was a couple of weeks ago, she said ten min and put me in a room to wait my turn.

Not great not bad.

[QUOTE=Grottos;3668079]Egg on my face!

Sorry didn't realize there were 2 places in Latham.[/QUOTE]We are becoming a bustling hub of Asian poon.

[QUOTE=IvyLeaman;3667909]Has anybody been to Green Flower lately, that is if Wendy is still in business?[/QUOTE]I went there during the summer. I believe I saw an ad for her late November. Early December on BP.

I often think about going there. The message is good. I think she reuses the towel that mr. Happy is on when you are your stomach. Which turns me off when my big head is in charge.

I drive by there fairly often and Open sign is usually lit up, although not always. I've heard others say she's the only one there, if so makes sense that she needs time off sometimes.

I personally haven't been there for over a year, around 3 or 4 years ago I went there several times, had both her and others working with her at the time.

I would recommend it, don't know that its the best place around but its good.

While it seems there may be more AMPs, it seems more frustrating lately; you don't know what you"ll get from place to place and even if you return to the same place you have no idea what or who you'll get from week to week or month to month.

Anyone recommend an AMP with a good table shower. PM ok.

Anyone have experience with AMP on Sherman St in Albany. Safe, clean?

I live 2 hours away from Albany and only get to the AMP's once every few months. Is you Spa on State St. In Schenectady still open? Is Sunny still there? Thanks.

[QUOTE=BackPlay23;3671260]Anyone recommend an AMP with a good table shower. PM ok.[/QUOTE]I know there was one 3 miles from Rivers Casino, V Vrank.

You Spa is still open. My understanding is Sunny still works there but not very often.

1760 State has a table shower.

And to Walker: I agree. I'd rather have 3 solid spas than 12 erratic ones.

[QUOTE=Grottos;3672139]You Spa is still open. My understanding is Sunny still works there but not very often.

1760 State has a table shower.

And to Walker: I agree. I'd rather have 3 solid spas than 12 erratic ones.[/QUOTE]Yes, Sunny works there every so often. She's such a doll, I wish she was there more.

[QUOTE=BackPlay23;3671260]Anyone recommend an AMP with a good table shower. PM ok.[/QUOTE]Though I haven't been to the AMP on Route 9 in Latham in a while, the last time I was there they had a table shower. (I wish they had a back door entrance there; I feel conspicuous at the door on Route 9.).

[QUOTE=Grottos;3672139]You Spa is still open. My understanding is Sunny still works there but not very often.

1760 State has a table shower.

And to Walker: I agree. I'd rather have 3 solid spas than 12 erratic ones.[/QUOTE]Are thy legit Table showers at 1760. I think the last time I was there it was a spray bottle and paper towel. Nothing like have seen in Atlantic City.

[QUOTE=BackPlay23;3667608]Has anyone had more then an HE here. Anything bad about this one?[/QUOTE]Nothing more for me anyway. The only bad thing about that place is the front room has windows facing the sidewalk. In the warmer months you can hear people walking by and dinner conversations from nearby cafes. One of the women there works out a great massage but uses a LOT of oil. Seriously. Exxon Valdez levels of oil.

I saw an add for nuru massage on backpage. Is that supposed to be the place on Rte 7 across from the State Police? Has anyone heard anything?