Does anyone have any info on Ruby? Is she still in the big house upstate? I hope she is OK.
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Does anyone have any info on Ruby? Is she still in the big house upstate? I hope she is OK.
[QUOTE=FlPatriot;3577940]As far as L & A are concerned it must have been when they first opened you got 'special' treatment. I have been going since day1 and any AMP that broke the owners rules are long since departed. I stick to Lily now because of location and great legit massage. And I tip her well for just massage. It would cost 3 x as much through my chiro and not as good![/QUOTE]Never been to Angel or Lotus and not left happy. Ever.
[QUOTE=Serious69;3581892]OMG this place was the best. Didn't realize how great it was until it was gone. I think the mamason was Rose? She worked too.[/QUOTE]I had a rough time in my life for a couple of years, and was fortunate to have this place to head to on my lunch break when I was feeling blue. Friendliest people, the mamasan would give you a hug when you arrived / left and would ask for feedback on if the girl performed well. Sucks about the human trafficking angle. Still, it set a high bar that we haven't approached statewide since it was shut down. Above and beyond on service. Nobody ever acted like they didn't want to be doing exactly what they were doing. Everyone seemed enthusiastic and seemed to go above and beyond on customer service. I'd have given it a glowing review on Yelp.
Has anybody ever asked a masseuse to not dim the lights?
Has anyone tried it? I started to go by this afternoon but the ad says nothing about a table shower and I have found that extras are much more likely when you are clean.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3588023]Has anybody ever asked a masseuse to not dim the lights?[/QUOTE]No. I always assumed that's like saying I'm not interested in anything extra. I've always been able to see enough with the lights dimmed.
They could have a car wash inside and you're still not getting anything. Don't waste your money.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589170]Has anyone tried it? I started to go by this afternoon but the ad says nothing about a table shower and I have found that extras are much more likely when you are clean.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3589429]They could have a car wash inside and you're still not getting anything. Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]LOVE IT. Spot on! You will have blue balls when you leave. They will tease the he'll out of you.
Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589173]No. I always assumed that's like saying I'm not interested in anything extra. I've always been able to see enough with the lights dimmed.[/QUOTE]Whether they offer extras or not, they still dim the lights. I know I can't be that ugly. Lmao.
It's closed for now as far as I know. It was off of 119.
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589758]Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Almanac;3589758]Where is it? Google shows two locations. One where RG is located. Other place doesn't look right either.[/QUOTE]Off 280 on 119. Next to Hertz.
Lily is better IMHO.
Does anybody know if the mamasan at Angel massages too?
There is no mamasan. Or at least there hasn't been. It's been a ugly, husky woman that's been there for a few years, and she's been the only one there.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3591483]Does anybody know if the mamasan at Angel massages too?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3583364]The old Fuji in Center Point, circa 94 through when they closed was the shit. Followed by Sun up by the courthouse was second. They had a walk in shower and the chicks would get in there with you. I've been to all of them and by far those two and Pinetree that was in front of Brunos were way ahead of any of the ones after. But I will say that Yoshiko, or whatever it was called about 13-14 years ago had the best looking woman I've ever seen at any of them. It was a chick named Candy. Absolute perfection.[/QUOTE]I miss those long-gone places. While the looks of the girls varied, I never received bad service at any of the old AMPs. They always tried to make the customer happy and I was more than pleased to tip for good service. Another place worth mentioning is Sister's massage. Some very good service was offered there. And who remembers Shear Expose in Homewood? That place was a hidden gem.
This is my first time doing anything like this, and wanted to see what the most solid AMPs here are. It seems to be L&A, with Lily being better. But I can't find any info online about Lily. Ideally I'd want a FS, or at least a HJ. But it seems that those don't exist here, but some people have said otherwise. But if any of the places only offer legit massages, I'd be fine with it if the girls there are super cute. I'd rather want a legit massage with cute girls even if it's a meh massage than FS with meh girls.
Was it in that house in Homewood with a fountain out front? I remember hearing about it and passed by it, but never went in. The house has since been torn down.
Even in my younger more active days I was never a big fan of AMP. BUT I do follow your exploits and reports.
Leave me wondering why you keep going back hoping for more but getting less than you wanted. You pay the fee and tip for less service than wanted.
Hey guys, what's the best (and most affordable) table shower I can get in, or around, Birmingham?
[QUOTE=BeyoGuy;3593568]This is my first time doing anything like this, and wanted to see what the most solid AMPs here are. It seems to be L&A, with Lily being better. But I can't find any info online about Lily. Ideally I'd want a FS, or at least a HJ. But it seems that those don't exist here, but some people have said otherwise. But if any of the places only offer legit massages, I'd be fine with it if the girls there are super cute. I'd rather want a legit massage with cute girls even if it's a meh massage than FS with meh girls.[/QUOTE]You may get lucky with FS at the place off Robuck Parkway.
But I haven't been over there in years. Most of the AMP around Hoover / Homewood / Alabaster / Trussville are legit but 80% chance you get a DIY. Occasionally you'll find one chick that'll take over the duties. Most are over 40 yrs old and not much to look at. If you want the better experience, run over to Atlanta.
[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3594562]Hey guys, what's the best (and most affordable) table shower I can get in, or around, Birmingham?[/QUOTE]Table showers are usually offered as part of a regular massage if they have a table shower that is. Also the girls don't take anything off, you just lie there and they bathe you. Nothing special.
[QUOTE=Ginal;3593660]Even in my younger more active days I was never a big fan of AMP. BUT I do follow your exploits and reports.
Leave me wondering why you keep going back hoping for more but getting less than you wanted. You pay the fee and tip for less service than wanted.[/QUOTE]Some guys just want a massage.
(like me) don't pay any tip - if no additional services are provided.
And some make you wear plastic shorts during the bath.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3595796]Table showers are usually offered as part of a regular massage if they have a table shower that is. Also the girls don't take anything off, you just lie there and they bathe you. Nothing special.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3595796]Table showers are usually offered as part of a regular massage if they have a table shower that is. Also the girls don't take anything off, you just lie there and they bathe you. Nothing special.[/QUOTE]I've had one before, just wondering where the best one in Birmingham is. Is there a place that'll let you be fully naked or do they all make you wear shorts?
[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3596446]I've had one before, just wondering where the best one in Birmingham is. Is there a place that'll let you be fully naked or do they all make you wear shorts?[/QUOTE]Try One Spa or Ocean Spa on roebuck parkway.
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3596279]And some make you wear plastic shorts during the bath.[/QUOTE]Who in the world make you wear plastic shorts!! LMFAO
That's what they do, or did at Foot in Hoover. Or tried to do the few times I went there.
[QUOTE=DuckHed;3597069]Who in the world make you wear plastic shorts!! LMFAO[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AnotherBamaFan;3596446]I've had one before, just wondering where the best one in Birmingham is. Is there a place that'll let you be fully naked or do they all make you wear shorts?[/QUOTE]All asian places let you be fully nude. Never been asked to wear plastic shorts and wouldn't.
I've not been on the boards in a while but glad to see nothing has changed! I keep hoping this place will come back around one of these days. I noticed the place in Trussville has add "therapudic massages" to their signs now.
Last time I went to One I did get a good table shower I have to admit. Probably 10 minutes.
When the hell am I going to learn. But damn Co co and Bella are hot at Tranquil with good massage. No action Jackson! Angel in Hoover still offering this DIY BS. Wake up people.
[QUOTE=BeyoGuy;3593568]This is my first time doing anything like this, and wanted to see what the most solid AMPs here are. It seems to be L&A, with Lily being better. But I can't find any info online about Lily. Ideally I'd want a FS, or at least a HJ. But it seems that those don't exist here, but some people have said otherwise. But if any of the places only offer legit massages, I'd be fine with it if the girls there are super cute. I'd rather want a legit massage with cute girls even if it's a meh massage than FS with meh girls.[/QUOTE]In my experience (and that of other reliable posters):
1. There are no cute girls at the local AMPs, all are older women. Some with bad attitudes demanding "Teepp" for poor service. Back in the day they used to rotate young ladies through these establishments, but not now. And they used to try and make sure you were pleased with the service, that customer service attitude is also dead.
2. HJ, FS, etc. Are not available at these places anymore. The most a few might allow is do-it-yourself. For that I can stay at home and not spend any money.
I hate to be so negative, but as Walter Cronkite used to say, "That's the way it is. ".
[QUOTE=Jaymack;3593636]Was it in that house in Homewood with a fountain out front? I remember hearing about it and passed by it, but never went in. The house has since been torn down.[/QUOTE]Yes, it was in a converted house in Homewood, just off of Greensprings. The mamasan, Julie, made the local news when the Homewood PD raided the place due to complaints from local homeowners. They made the mistake of being located near a residential area. It was a legit hair salon, with "massage" offered in a back / side room. I was lucky to have enjoyed the services of a couple of different very pretty UAB coeds who provided the happy ending massages. As I remember, the owner Julie disappeared before her court date. The Bham News made it sound as if there was more to her disappearance than just avoiding her trial, but I never read any follow-up about her case.
Again, everyone on here needs to be more specific when you speak of an "AMP. " At Ocean, or One you can get whatever you want. The second two places are no different than the old QT, or Fuji. These type places are what I think of when I hear or an Asian massage parlor. All of the other places around town, like Panda, or Kung Fu, yes, what you said is true. The big main difference is that the second places are a legit business. Both men and women go there. And the majority are looking for a legit massage and don't even think about other things. As for Ocean or places of the like, there's not a woman around who's going to be caught dead in those places. And there's nothing therapeutic at all about the service. Other than depositing a load.
[QUOTE=BhmGuy;3599144]In my experience (and that of other reliable posters):
1. There are no cute girls at the local AMPs, all are older women. Some with bad attitudes demanding "Teepp" for poor service. Back in the day they used to rotate young ladies through these establishments, but not now. And they used to try and make sure you were pleased with the service, that customer service attitude is also dead.
2. HJ, FS, etc. Are not available at these places anymore. The most a few might allow is do-it-yourself. For that I can stay at home and not spend any money.
I hate to be so negative, but as Walter Cronkite used to say, "That's the way it is. ".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3600042]Again, everyone on here needs to be more specific when you speak of an "AMP. " At Ocean, or One you can get whatever you want. The second two places are no different than the old QT, or Fuji. These type places are what I think of when I hear or an Asian massage parlor. All of the other places around town, like Panda, or Kung Fu, yes, what you said is true. The big main difference is that the second places are a legit business. Both men and women go there. And the majority are looking for a legit massage and don't even think about other things. As for Ocean or places of the like, there's not a woman around who's going to be caught dead in those places. And there's nothing therapeutic at all about the service. Other than depositing a load.[/QUOTE]Are you saying that Ocean and One are FS?
Absofuckinglutely.
[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3600332]Are you saying that Ocean and One are FS?[/QUOTE]
Nilbog2,
You need to delete some of your messages in your inbox.
People can't send you messages.
[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3600332]Are you saying that Ocean and One are FS?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Alasp2012;3600650]Nilbog2,
You need to delete some of your messages in your inbox.
People can't send you messages.[/QUOTE]Fixed. PM away.
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