WTF is up with all the 14K posts?
Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?
It's been going on all summer too.
A couple suggestions, FWIW
[QUOTE=A John]Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.[/QUOTE]Agree. There's one individual who posted something like 10 brief messages in a single day/night. I'm not gonna make any judgments, but it [u]did[/u] seem as though he was trying to artificially inflate his post count.
With AJ's and Monke's concerns in mind, here's a couple suggestions for the board. [b](1)[/b] Some sort of ranking system, a la the type that eBay uses, that let's others rank a poster's reliability / trustworthiness level. [b](2)[/b] An option that allows a poster to set a threshhold for others to be able to read his post (i.e., a variable setting that would, for instance, prevent anyone having less than 20, 30, 40, or 50 posts from reading the note), which would effectively prevent LEOs from scanning these forums unless they have a significant level of participation...an unlikely chance.
Granted, this would mean Jackson would have to develop & implement updates to the code for this site. And he probably has other things that keep him busy, too. But, in one sense, these "updated" would, in the long run, actually facilitate more openness and sharing of information. But only among those who are actually in the hobby and have demonstrated a level of reliability. Food for thought, only. After all, [b]Jackson rules. [/b]
Have fun at the Forum
R: R
Having a hard time this weekend
I been reading reports about AMPs closing and I really wanna try 14k out but I gotta find out more myself if it is open since there is confusion about whether or not it is. I'll call later on this morning. I actually been looking on CL for local providers as well but a lot of them are not picking up phones and don't have reviews on TER. I need to fulfill my dream this weekend! Wish me luck guys.
AMP Index April - June 2008
This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2008 to June 2008.
Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.
Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)
* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.
Previous Report posted on 8/7/08
1413 (14k, sky)(79)
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Diane - 6/30/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - MoonView (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Rose - 6/27/08 - Paniki (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Sora - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Commuter05 (+)
Diane - 6/26/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/25/08 - Macphisto (+)
Vivi - 6/21/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/20/08 - Readerx (+)
Sura - 6/17/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - Original Gster (?)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - DCJoe (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - KenQuest (+)
Mimi - 6/15/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Rose - 6/15/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Diane - 6/12/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Rose - 6/12/08 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 6/11/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Diane - 6/8/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Mimi - 6/6/08 - Readerx (+)
Tina - 6/3/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Tammy - 6/2/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Mimi - 6/1/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 5/31/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Diana - 5/25/08 - Dog Bone (+)
Happy - 5/24/08 - High Speed (+)
Diane - 5/19/08 - Ninja23 (+)
Tammy - 5/19/08 - Macphisto (+)
Happy - 5/17/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 5/16/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Happy - 5/12/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Lauren - 5/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Diana - 5/12/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Diane - 5/12/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Diana - 5/10/08 - dspomega1007 (+)
Rose - 5/2/08 - AgingHusky (+)
Diana - 5/2/08 - Triple E (+)
Tammy - 4/30/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Dianne - 4/30/08 - Gallover (+)
Sue/Rose - 4/28/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Joanne - 4/28/08 - AgingHusky (?)
Rose - 4/27/08 - Chaz (+)AR
Joanne - 4/25/08 - Slithytovegyre (+)
Rose/Joanne - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+/+)
Joanne - 4/23/08 - Readerx (+)
Blue - 4/23/08 - Monger 2 (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - Niteluvr (?)
Blue - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Tammy - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Rose - 4/15/08 - Big daddy Don (+)
Rose - 4/10/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Blue - 4/7/08 - Macphisto (?)
Blue/Rose - 4/2/08 - Boom Boom (-/+)
Rose - 4/2/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 4/1/08 - Fungold (+)
Tammy - 4/1/08 - Tmac69 (+)
Rio (olympic)(23)
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U-Mi - 5/2/08 - Paychex (+)
Yumi - 5/1/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Tina - 4/29/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Yumi - 4/28/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Gina - 4/20/08 - Paniki (+)
Maya - 4/13/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Mya - 4/13/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Coojee - 4/5/08 - Xsailor (+)
Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(31)
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Candy - 5/13/08 - Dominomfer (-)
Candy - 5/7/08 - BigTime3 (-)
Jade - 4/18/08 - New Man (+)
Julia - 4/15/08 - Niteluvr (+)
Julie - 4/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 4/3/08 - Hotman357 (+)
Nana - 4/2/08 - Brdcsttech (+)
Supra (26)
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Suzy - 6/24/08 - Kee Kee (?)
???(old report) - 5/23/08 - Ace73 (+)
Apple - 5/1/08 - Rusian Mong (?)
Nabi - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
June - 4/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Sunny - 4/13/08 - DickAllMighty (-)
Mimi - 4/9/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)
Jasmines (6)
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Judy - 6/13/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Judy - 6/11/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 6/8/08 - Flimflamman (+)
Amy - 6/7/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Amy - 6/4/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 5/31/08 - Ohio4413 (?)
Vermont (Downtown) (2)
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Katey - 4/27/08 - Stimpson J Cat (?)
Ginny - 4/11/08 - Austinp (?)
Open again - 4/9/08 - Palogrande
Royal (4)
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??? - 5/19/08 - Pcpc1688 (-)
Nana - 5/16/08 - Ginger man (-)
H&H (4)
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Josie - 5/22/08 - Triple E (?)
1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
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Candy - 4/29/08 - Linkletter2420 (-)
Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
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Closed for renovations - 4/29/08 - linkletter2420
Not Reported on this quarter
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Therapy @ M street (1), 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (1)
Outside the city
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lilly's
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Mimi - 4/6/08 - Missle4 (+)
Landover spa
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??? - 6/16/08 - Harmankardon (-)
Day Spa
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Jenny - 6/27/08 - New Man (-), legit?
Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.
it has been awhile since being on the board but need to find out a few things
Just real quick.
I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.
Thanks
PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...
1st report. Shout out to all Senior Members for knowlege!
After months of researching and watching these boards I finally get to share a recent dream of my own. I havent had such a dream in a long time. Today I dreamt I went on a metro mission to that place we have all been discussing on these boards. I know my post count does not make this dream look real but I swear this dream was legit. The place in my dream is indeed open. Here's my report.
When I get to the city I walk to where the place is located. I had called earliar that morning and the lady confirmed they were open. When i arrived I called and am told which door to go to. I get let inside and am greeted by a very friendly Mamasan. She shows me into my room and I get undressed and toweled right away. Mamasan ask what I want to drink and I ask for a Sprite.
In come this petite Korean girl named Tammy bringing in my drink. Nice natural breasts and pretty face. I wish she had not put on so much make up but I was still liking her. She walks me to shower. Pretty much standard procedure. After I'm dried up she massages me as I'm faced down. Massage gets better when she starts stepping and walking on my back. One reason why I love smaller women.
Now to the fun part. She applies raincoat and starts rubbing than sucking. We than switch to doggy. After doing a bit of that, she beats me off for a lil. To finish the job she rode me cowgirl style until I was satisfied. She brings in a hot towel to clean me off and massages me more. I get dressed and she hugs me as I'm leaving. Mamasan wishes me a good day.
I definetely had a better time this time around as this was only my 2ND AMP dream. (You can read about my previous wall of text AMP dream in 1st time thread) My only complaint is I wish it was more like a GFE. Good customer service though. Would repeat but I wanna try different flavors.
08/08/08 12:30AM - 1818 - Pink
A friend of mine calls me and asked me for help with his computer, his family is on vacation, and gives me the perfect excuse to go out at night.
After fixing the computer (reconnect the router, and voip to a new modem, 5 min), I ask him to go with me to a strip club, so we went to the showcase theater, we spend some time/money, got a lap dance, and then I ask him if he liked the place, he liked the place/girls but was going back home hornier. So knowing that my friend goes to church, and we never this kind of stuff before, we talk about AMP, one in Beltsville and one in DC where you get a massage and a bj.
I called to make sure was open, it was the first time that I go to an AMP at 12:30 AM, so we went to 1818, and there was a lot of action there, we were sit in the couch and saw at least 5 girls walking in the hallway, mamasan comes back with Yuyu, she was probably early 30’s, very pretty face and nice body, trying to be a good host I tell him to go first, mamasan comes back with Pink, nice body, she told me later that was 26, the only turn down was her dental braces. We went to the room, no shower, deep massage, an 8.
She gave me a BBBJ, then put protection, lube, cow girl, and we flip over, Mish, DS, she was tight but I was concentrated in lasting, when she started complained, we went back to Mish because that’s how I come.
I really enjoyed visiting this place, last time I paid 1.6 and stayed about an hour, Pink told me that 1.5 for 45 min.
By the way, my friend was waiting outside with a very happy face; he thought was getting a BJ and got FS instead. I said “sorry for the miscommunication, HJ/BJ in BT in Beltsville and FS in 1818”. ;)
A Korean Experience Was Due
I am receiving a massage from a younger Korean girl who is not as refined (i.e. plastic surgery) as her older co-workers but has naturally large tits and has a natural prettiness about her. I am sure, though, that once age starts to affect her looks, she will resort to the knife like all other Korean girls. She seems to legitimately like me so on the flip, our conversation starts.
[b]Me:[/b] Can you blow me without the condom?
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] I'll pay you more.
[b]KGirl:[/b] How much?
[b]Me:[/b] $100.
[b]KGirl:[/b] That's it?
[b]Me:[/b] $200?
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] Come on...
[b]KGirl:[/b] Come next time. Then I'll do it.
[b]Me:[/b] You promise?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yes. Come next week.
[b]Me:[/b] What if I just pay to stay longer?
[b]KGirl:[/b] No... Next week.
[b]Me:[/b] Fine.
So we do the motions and she's into it, with a lot of DFK which I'm almost sure she doesn't do with other guys. Afterwards...
[b]Me:[/b] You promise to blow me without condom next time, right?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yeah...
[b]Me:[/b] How about I come back later tonight?
[b]KGirl:[/b] You're crazy.
[b]Me:[/b] You're gonna do it, though, right?
[b]KGirl:[/b] Yeah...
So I come back late that night and she declares me crazy. But she seems very happy to see me. Very open, if you will. I start to guide her head toward my crotch and she squeals in a fake manner. Finally, she starts giving me a BBBJ. Nothing special, but good enough. She busts out the condom for some sex.
[b]Me:[/b] Let's do it without the condom.
[b]KGirl:[/b] I can't...
[b]Me:[/b] Come on, I'll pay you more.
[b]KGirl:[/b] Why do you want to do everything now? So you can leave and never come back?
[b]Me:[/b] No, of course I'll come back.
[b]KGirl:[/b] How do I know that?
[b]Me:[/b] Want my phone number?
[b]KGirl:[/b] So you were planning to leave without giving me your number?
[b]Me:[/b] Okay, so let's do it without the condom.
[b]KGirl:[/b] No... I don't want to do anything though.
[b]Me:[/b] Fine, fine.
So I wrap up and insert and feign like I can't come and I keep begging her. She says no, no, no. I pull out and take off the condom and urge her for some BBFS. She still says no and says, "When I'm done with work. When we meet outside. " Well I try to spread her legs and she just turns onto her side and says she doesn't want to do anything. I give up, wrap up with a new condom and finish. She asks me, "You don't like having sex with me? " I reply, "I do, but I like it better without condom. " "What's the difference? " she asks. We exchange phone numbers.
A few days later, I visit her again to try my luck. Pretty much same story. She says we can do it when we meet outside. D'oh. A week later, I receive a call. She and her friend are coming out and going to head back home. But they want to stay with me for a couple of days. That's great for me.
Thanks to my king size bed, we're all sleeping in one bed. Unfortunately, a threesome is not to be. But after her friend has fallen asleep, KGirl is groping my body. I try to finger her but she just squirms away. I've had enough. I get up and pull her up, too. "What? " she says. "Let's go to the bathroom, " I say.
We head to the bathroom and after playing innocently some more as I try to feel her up and strip her, she finally gives in but does not want to do it in the bathroom. Instead, we go into the closet of all places. I'm about to insert when she says, "You're not gonna do anything? " "What do you mean? " I ask. "Condom, " she says. "No, " I say. I insert and start pounding away. I love younger girls because they are so naturally wet.
We move back into the bathroom and do it on the sink and on the toilet then finally on the ground. I ask if I can cum inside. She nods. I ask just to make sure. She still nods. So I explode my juices inside of her.
Unfortunately, that would be my only experience with her because of her friend who cockblocked me for the rest of their stay. Oh well. This girl is attached to me and calls everyday. She claims she will visit me soon. I hope so.
A Potential Korean Experience
It was my last visit to a well-reviewed Korean girl. A complete knockout with a slamming body, beautiful face, and a very sweet personality. Unfortunately, she is notorious for not doing anything bare and always using a condom. Her looks and personality are enough for most men. After showering me off, she gives my dick a light kiss. A nice surprise, but wish there could be more. After the massage and I turn over, she starts rubbing her lower lip on my dick. I remain silent. She stops and asks why I'm not asking a certain question.
[b]Me:[/b] What?
[b]Her:[/b] You know... The one you always ask.
[b]Me:[/b] Oh... Why? You want to suck my dick without condom?
[b]Her:[/b] Nope! I was just wondering.
[b]Me:[/b] What! Why did you bring it up then? Come on... I'll pay you more.
[b]Her:[/b] Nope... I can't.
[b]Me:[/b] Dammit.
So I proceed to bang away at this superhot babe. Eventually, I ask her if I can cum on her face.
[b]Her:[/b] No.
[b]Me:[/b] Then where?
[b]Her:[/b] My chest.
[b]Me:[/b] That's it?
[b]Her:[/b] Okay, do it in my mouth.
[b]Me:[/b] OK!
Excitedly, I pull out, tear off the condom and am about to stick my dick in her mouth when she laughs and says she was just kidding. I curse under my breath and start jacking off and whining about how she's playing with my emotions. She says to use my imagination and pretend like I'm cumming on her face. She moves her head closer to my dick as I jack off over her beautiful tits. She starts to blow on my dick. Feels good, but. I nudge her head ever so closer to my dick. Suddenly, she starts to flick her tongue onto my dick all over. Yes, I think this is it.
I pop my dick into her mouth. YES. Super hot girl giving me a SUPER HOT BBBJ. Feels great. She takes it all the way! SUPER plus. She asks me if I want to fuck some more. I nod, but then she reaches for the condom. So I say, "Oh, you meant with condom? " She nods. So I say let's go back to the BBBJ.
I fuck her mouth for all it's worth and then BOOM, I explode into her mouth. CIM. There is a moment of silence where everything seems to be frozen. It may have lasted only a second or two, but it felt like an hour. Finally, she looks up at me and squeals with my dick still in her mouth. "What! " I exclaim. "I wasn't supposed to? Oops! I'm sorry! " She gets up and presumably goes to spit it out and gargle. When she comes back, she cusses at me. But her spite is fake, because afterwards, she asks for my phone number. Score.
A couple of weeks later, I go on a date with her. I am excited about ending the night by fucking her pussy bare. But then she asks me to drop her off at her friend's house. I protest and say we should stay at a hotel. Nope.
Blue balls.
However, she continues to stay in touch by phone as she is off working somewhere else but she says she intends to visit and stay with me. I guess BBFS with a SUPER HOT girl is still a possibility.
Quest for THE Ultimate AMP Experience !!!
I don't post much anymore. I have been on a quest for THE Ultimate AMP Experience.
I think I found it. If anyone knows where I can get the service as found in the following link in the US please send me a PM.
Crazy Dick
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/156769[/url]
Someone else who misses sun...
[QUOTE=Mr Bojangles]Crazy Dick,
I used to get that over at Sun (across from MCI) before they went down, except that it was in the shower with soapy water. The one girl. Don't recall her name. Who I did it multiple times was scared mamasan would walk in, so we'd have to be quiet. We always finished in the room though.
How I miss Sun![/QUOTE]I remember looking out the window from the 3rd floor, at the cops policing the MCI center parking lot. Looking so tough. Meanwhile I was in for a good time, simply waiting for her to return. Or looking out from the 2nd floor, down to the street watching the folks eating from the cafe on the corner, hiding in the trash room, waiting for something.
I truly miss the girls, the fun, the service. The visit to the VIP room was the best! I think they all have a VIP room, it's all how you say things, or what you bring with you (the gifts I get slammed for). Chocolate worked at Sun. Lately nothing seems to work. But anyway. It's nice to dream again.
Cabbie!
PS I also miss the punch card from Sun, I still have mine, one punch short. Damn!