Massage Parlor Reports

I gave this one another try. Door was ajar when I arrived so I went on in. A cute 20 something girl, named Shasha, greeted me. Door fee was. 4 hh. Got ready in the room, she came in, gave me a half ass massage with no teasing. Asked to turn over then asked what I wanted. I asked for BJ and she quote 1. 0. umm no. Countered with. 8 and she reluctantly agreed and pouted while I handed her the money.

What I got was a jack hammered HJ with her mouth just over the head. Requested some attention to the boys and was denied. So I made her work a bit harder for the nut. Cleaned up and out in 20 min. No after nut massage, just a "come back and next time we f**k. " I hate being disappointed in spending my money, but this is what I left feeling.

I might give it a go again to she if she warms up to me and I can get it for no more than 1. 0.

LB.

[QUOTE=LurkerBear;4436173]Tried to go today. Front door said go in thru the back and the back door was locked. Knocked and no answer. Called the number on the door and no answer. Weird that the sign in the front was lit up. May try another time if I get down that way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4447299]Place is in medical building with plenty of parking space. On Saticoy close to reseda.

I have seen reviews on this place from several mongers and they rave about girls there but I think its a subpar place as far as looks service was ok.

So I did recon on this place which is decently rated by many in the end I felt not worth it for me but decided to up up a combo review of the two women I have seen there. In the 818 area 9 XX-XX88.

1. Jenny. She is large Chinese woman I would put her late 40's early 50's. Large like rolls large. She is pleasant enough and actually gives a good massage. If you want a massage then go for it. She does give a good double fisted handy as well so that was good too. But other reports have been BJ, Russian and body slides. She lifted her shirt and all I saw was tootsie rolls and some tits that sagged like donky balls. She then pulled her pants down a bit but her back and ass kinda merge in one. At this point I told her it was ok only HJ. She tried to feed me her droopies but I didn't want to gag so I gave a quick peck and turned my head. If you look up her reviews it sounds like she is just a solid girl like (vivian las vegas / formaly NH with sandra big tits) but nope this is all flab. So I guess guys go for her kindness I am not at that stage so. I would pass but if looks are not an issue then go for a good massage and handy and close your eyes..[/QUOTE]Kindness is good. Thank you for sharing though.

Just hit up this place and my experience what just okay. I walked in and a Chinese woman in her 30's greeted me and asked if it was my first time. I said yes. She was not a looker and I asked how many other girls working. She told me just her and another girl, so I asked to see the other provider and Cece was a little cuter so I went with her. Even though Cece was not my type, her message was really good.

On the flipside she played with the boys and asked want I wanted. I took the whole package and finished missionary. Overall Cece was not bad, just a little bigger than I prefer.

As I was walking out of the massage room I got confused and want to be wrong direction insult another really cute Asian girl sitting on the toilet doing her business LOL.

They all laughed at me as she stood up putting her panties back on. Then they showed me to the front door. I will definitely be back check out the other providers. It was 30 for the half hour and one Benjamin for everything else.

[QUOTE=Watnow78;4449475]Just hit up this place and my experience what just okay. I walked in and a Chinese woman in her 30's greeted me and asked if it was my first time. I said yes. She was not a looker and I asked how many other girls working. She told me just her and another girl, so I asked to see the other provider and Cece was a little cuter so I went with her. Even though Cece was not my type, her message was really good.

On the flipside she played with the boys and asked want I wanted. I took the whole package and finished missionary. Overall Cece was not bad, just a little bigger than I prefer.

As I was walking out of the massage room I got confused and want to be wrong direction insult another really cute Asian girl sitting on the toilet doing her business LOL.

They all laughed at me as she stood up putting her panties back on. Then they showed me to the front door. I will definitely be back check out the other providers. It was 30 for the half hour and one Benjamin for everything else.[/QUOTE]Hey W78,

Just wonder, is this place in Arleta U Spa on Van Nuys bl? If not, how would you rate the young lady you caught with her pants down? LOL.

Mondo.

[QUOTE=Mondo72;4450134]Hey W78,

Just wonder, is this place in Arleta U Spa on Van Nuys bl? If not, how would you rate the young lady you caught with her pants down? LOL.

Mondo.[/QUOTE]That is the one on Van Nuys. And I would probably rate her a solid 7.

Hey,

Tried to get together with one on my TDL from MA but she's not working. Had an eye on this one for a while so decided to go for it, bad choice.

Anyways, text her and agreed to meet up with her at her place in Burbank. Once I parked I text again and she text me back to meet her at the gate.

When she opened the gate she looked doable and for her 75 rate I went for it. When we got to her apt she took me to the action room after I went to the toilet. Once I got to the room she excused herself and said he'd be back in a couple of minutes so I got nude and put a towel around my waist (2 towel hanging and one was all wet!

She came back and had a frown on her face, told me to lay face down and splashed some oil on my back and after literally 10 seconds asked me to flip, I did and she took the towel off and with a big frown tells me she smelled something which is making her sick! (before I come to see a provider I make sure I smell good and I'm super clean) she asked me if wear deodorant and I tell her I use powder instead, she goes and opens a window and tells me she can't stand the smell! At this time she pulls down he top to show me twins which are big and a bit droopy, takes my hand and places it on one of them. Takes a hold of Jr and keeps complaining about the smell and how she's getting sick. Jr is not interested by now. She then starts asking me why I'm not getting hard, I'm like ready to tell her off but choose to take my loses and walk not worth getting into a hassle for $75.

BTW, I had seen a white dude with a dog outside when I first came near the building, prolly her pimp? Both of them seemed like white trash by their looks. She had ink on her arms and her tude was really bad. Thought I let you guys know what happened to me.

Screenshot below in case link doesn't work.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/burbank-ca-usa/7192931.html

Mondo.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4447299]Place is in medical building with plenty of parking space. On Saticoy close to reseda.

I have seen reviews on this place from several mongers and they rave about girls there but I think its a subpar place as far as looks service was ok.

So I did recon on this place which is decently rated by many in the end I felt not worth it for me but decided to up up a combo review of the two women I have seen there. In the 818 area 9 XX-XX88.

1. Jenny. She is large Chinese woman I would put her late 40's early 50's. Large like rolls large. She is pleasant enough and actually gives a good massage. If you want a massage then go for it. She does give a good double fisted handy as well so that was good too. But other reports have been BJ, Russian and body slides. She lifted her shirt and all I saw was tootsie rolls and some tits that sagged like donky balls. She then pulled her pants down a bit but her back and ass kinda merge in one. At this point I told her it was ok only HJ. She tried to feed me her droopies but I didn't want to gag so I gave a quick peck and turned my head. If you look up her reviews it sounds like she is just a solid girl like (vivian las vegas / formaly NH with sandra big tits) but nope this is all flab. So I guess guys go for her kindness I am not at that stage so. I would pass but if looks are not an issue then go for a good massage and handy and close your eyes.

2. Kelly. She is a better looking of the two but not by much. She is smaller than jenny so that is a plus but YMMV on extras. I went in and she gave me a hug and got to the massage, not very soothing just some pushing and prodding and about 20 Min in I was told to flip, then she went for the cock and started to jack hammer. I had to ask her to slow down, went for the tits nice long nips but did not let me nurse ha ha, then went downtown and grabbed her ass with her granny panties on. Tried to lower but she did not agree so I sat back and waited to blast off. I think this gal is closer to 50-60 and if so is not bad for her age but again, I would not repeat here. After it was over she told me she will let me do more next time with her, not sure what that means but I don't think I will be back to find out.

They are both nice ladies and the area is almost private depending on the time of day, one was night and there was no one around, the second time was during the day I had to endure the walk of shame with many people at the medical center next door.

DGL.[/QUOTE](Known jenny and kelly for a while 6+ years jenny is a big girl 200+ and at least 5 ft10 more can be had with her orally if your a regular and like them big. Kelly I've seen also lot nicer shape than jenny but much older 55+ jenny is around 49 or 50.)).

[QUOTE=Watnow78;4450704]That is the one on Van Nuys. And I would probably rate her a solid 7.[/QUOTE]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.

I paid for the 45 min one time. Still got 30 min. No benefit to paying for the longer stay.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;4456001]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=IAmGib1;4456001]They are a bit unique in that you have a choice of 30 or 45 minutes. Rates (the 45 minute rate is what other AMPs charge for 1 hr.[/QUOTE]The one time I went there, I paid for an hour. When she said "finished" after 45 minutes, I started to object and was told that their "hour" was only 45 minutes. That was the last time I went there.

Anybody sees Asian Linda / Sexy Linda. Seen ad in different websites but no reviews.

[QUOTE=Nyanyan;4462818]Anybody sees Asian Linda / Sexy Linda. Seen ad in different websites but no reviews.[/QUOTE]I have seen Asian Lind and sexy Linda.

EOM.

Hit up the QQ some time ago, . 4 for the half. It still must have been early because I think just the msn was there. She wasn't much. Started with a massage and on the flip asked for a tip. 4 given but just got HJ. It was okay. Cleaned up and then continued to finish the time with a massage. Was hoping for FS but I guess not. Anyone else been here?

Was in the mood for some Thai last week and stopped in to my go to Thai spot. It was early morning around 930-10 and got Cindy, looked to be in her late 40's maybe even early 50's but it's hard to tell and she looked fit. Massage was good, as I feel is usually the case at this place, on the flip it got a little handsy. Will repeat again even if it's just for the massage. Not sure if there's anymore to be had here now. . hr at. 45 to papas an and. 4 to the lady. Left happy and ready to go on about my day.

Stopped by a Good place just west of WO on SW. They are back open after a year of going dark. Mid 30's talent met me at the door, and was my provider. There are many signs telling you No Sexual Services, so I just relaxed to see what was what.

A very good massage, no doubt. Some very subtle moves / hints, but I just waited for the flip. Once on my back, and while she was working my upper thighs, I moves things along, and soon she was -well not doing anything sexual, because of all the signs- but you know. . . She leaned in to ask how much my tip, I figured I'd avoid the haggle and held up 5 fingers. Turns out, 5 only gets you OTC ass carressing. Everything else, blocked off. Didn't short me my time and delivered a solid massage, but I won't return. YMMV-because of the signs.

New to are need address of location of happy ending massage age not important in around San Fernando.

Bfpostal.

[QUOTE=Bfpostal;4503139]New to are need address of location of happy ending massage age not important in around San Fernando.

Bfpostal.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board. Usually, you'll get more response if:

You contribute before you ask and I'd avoid telling us your "needs".

Seriously, the valley is 90% HE. Start mongering and share your intel.

Any info on mp in Glendale or Burbank area.

Tried a massage spot in Sherman oaks. It was 8 so the mms seemed a bit angry to lead me to a room but she eventually did so whatever. The lady maybe late 40's. Looks 6-7. The massage wasn't the best but wasn't horrible. Again it was late & on flip HE. Didn't allow too much roaming. Overall experience 6. 5/10. Will try again at different time.

Wanted to try a place in van Nuys. Called ahead to ask for Latinas the mms said none today but come in. Was hesitant but decided to try it. Went it and 40 hhr & the lady let me in. Slim mid 40's but pretty good body. I would have listened to my gut and left but didn't my fault. Anyways she comes back and begins the massage. Just light touching but no teasing until I reach and run her leg. She tells me to flip (wish more teasing tho) ask me what I want and tell her everything. Begins with CBJ & not going to lie she was good at that. But she began CG and I realized it was a bust. Lady was just lame in bed smh. Tried Mish, K9, & told he just to finish BJ but she refused (again bust). So I just get her K9 until I finish. Been here before and got great FS but this time not so much. That's the game I guess. Will trust my gut next time.

Always see there ad on cityxguide been wanting to go any tips appreciated. Also massage in Glendale by San Fernando road next to a gym and Starbucks is a bust don't bother.

[QUOTE=AHuttt;4519680]Tried a massage spot in Sherman oaks. It was 8 so the mms seemed a bit angry to lead me to a room but she eventually did so whatever. The lady maybe late 40's. Looks 6-7. The massage wasn't the best but wasn't horrible. Again it was late & on flip HE. Didn't allow too much roaming. Overall experience 6. 5/10. Will try again at different time.[/QUOTE]By L are you referring to Lily, Lanna, Lotus? This would help in a locale with 3 known L jack-shops.

[QUOTE=AHuttt;4519698]Wanted to try a place in van Nuys. Called ahead to ask for Latinas the mms said none today but come in. Was hesitant but decided to try it. Went it and 40 hhr & the lady let me in. Slim mid 40's but pretty good body. I would have listened to my gut and left but didn't my fault. Anyways she comes back and begins the massage. Just light touching but no teasing until I reach and run her leg. She tells me to flip (wish more teasing tho) ask me what I want and tell her everything. Begins with CBJ & not going to lie she was good at that. But she began CG and I realized it was a bust. Lady was just lame in bed smh. Tried Mish, K9, & told he just to finish BJ but she refused (again bust). So I just get her K9 until I finish. Been here before and got great FS but this time not so much. That's the game I guess. Will trust my gut next time.[/QUOTE]Always great when a monger shares the their intel (getting to be a rare breed lately) but any chance you could give a few hints, references, street crossings to help in the location? Thanks.

[QUOTE=AHuttt;4519680]Tried a massage spot in Sherman oaks. It was 8 so the mms seemed a bit angry to lead me to a room but she eventually did so whatever. The lady maybe late 40's. Looks 6-7. The massage wasn't the best but wasn't horrible. Again it was late & on flip HE. Didn't allow too much roaming. Overall experience 6. 5/10. Will try again at different time.[/QUOTE]Got the PM. I have not been to that shop in many years. Jessica out of that shop was the first mt I ever agreed to bump up to 60 for a HE. She was like "nope, I'm better, 60". She was right though. Hot, big Thai breasts, tight athletic ass, a lovely package. Her slow build and tease, permission to nurse her big dark responsive nipples, coupled with access to that round ass and warm soaked split if she adjusted just right. Man, she'd have you almost launching to Sepulveda. Ask for her if you go again, even if she is long gone there is NO way they will not know exactly the type of time you are seeking. Damn, now I want some boat noodles.

Parlor on Saticoy and Louise in Van Nuys wasn't good. Middle-aged average-looking provider tried to give me a kiss and pass a mint from her mouth to mine. Gross. Gave a complete non-massage. Then was borderline shaking me down for the tip. Wanted 60 for HJ and sold me by saying she'd go slow. When she got the money (upfront), she hammered away so hard and fast that it was more painful than sexy. The parlor is dirty and they leave lights on in the room. Also, I saw her get the room ready for the next customer and she didn't change the covering on the table. I asked her about it and she said they do it after every 2 customers. Just a bad place. No way I'm ever going back.

Busy strip mall. Park at auto zone. Walk over.

MP place there on fridays they have Asain girls, met up with Maya. She looks half half with tan skin, maybe most likely in 40's but super good shape about 5'7 lean body works out. Face was ok but she oozed sex-appeal. B's natural and nice tight ass.

She give a semi massage for 5-10 min and hums some songs, very soft touch. Then on flip it was on. Every position (covered) and can take it for a good amount of time. She is a fun ride, only LFK though but ok for me. Talk to mms later told me Asain only on weekends.

DGL.

[QUOTE=DGoodLife;4532855]Busy strip mall. Park at auto zone. Walk over.

MP place there on fridays they have Asain girls, met up with Maya. She looks half half with tan skin, maybe most likely in 40's but super good shape about 5'7 lean body works out. Face was ok but she oozed sex-appeal. B's natural and nice tight ass.

She give a semi massage for 5-10 min and hums some songs, very soft touch. Then on flip it was on. Every position (covered) and can take it for a good amount of time. She is a fun ride, only LFK though but ok for me. Talk to mms later told me Asain only on weekends.

DGL.[/QUOTE]Been to that dump a few times. Man what a mistake. Bad experiences there. Greedy as fuck. MMS was a real . Plenty of hood rats hanging around. Much better options out there than this place.

Hello fellas,

Long time monger but short time threader. In the last few years I have lost all the excitement of the massage parlors. They just don't seems to service like they use to. As everyones journey a lot of ups and downs. I have had some crazy experiences that will stay with me forever. May go to one last session for a fitting ending to this chapter in my life. I will not participate in this thread anymore however I will stay for one more week if anyone needs intel. I feel bad letting info go to waste. It's been real boys and hope all of why'all stay safe.

[QUOTE=DunKirk666;4533580]Been to that dump a few times. Man what a mistake. Bad experiences there. Greedy as fuck. MMS was a real . Plenty of hood rats hanging around. Much better options out there than this place.[/QUOTE]The good place in the valley is kyla spa valley village. Its a bit higher in $ but you won't feel cheated.

[QUOTE=Dice818;4553910]The good place in the valley is kyla spa valley village. Its a bit higher in $ but you won't feel cheated.[/QUOTE]Always curious at this place and others when the rate is already at A full service price are you expected to tip? Or is everything already included.

Place is next to the comic book store on Louise. . 4 / . 6 Rita was my provider. Nice body, great tits, meh face. Said she works seven days. No towel, minimum dry massage, a few elbow stabs to make it seem legit. Flip and full menu acted out. I opt for hand and she wanted. 8 Only had. 5 She wasn't going to budge, so I selfed it while suckling. Tipped. 3 on my way out. Won't return, not into FS. Have no idea what the expected cost for other services might be.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4554643]Place is next to the comic book store on Louise. . 4 / . 6 Rita was my provider. Nice body, great tits, meh face. Said she works seven days. No towel, minimum dry massage, a few elbow stabs to make it seem legit. Flip and full menu acted out. I opt for hand and she wanted. 8 Only had. 5 She wasn't going to budge, so I selfed it while suckling. Tipped. 3 on my way out. Won't return, not into FS. Have no idea what the expected cost for other services might be.[/QUOTE]The herb wellness acupuncture place one door east? Or the place accros the street?

[QUOTE=Kampfire;4555047]The herb wellness acupuncture place one door east? Or the place accros the street?[/QUOTE]One door east.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4501863]Stopped by a Good place just west of WO on SW. They are back open after a year of going dark. Mid 30's talent met me at the door, and was my provider. There are many signs telling you No Sexual Services, so I just relaxed to see what was what.

A very good massage, no doubt. Some very subtle moves / hints, but I just waited for the flip. Once on my back, and while she was working my upper thighs, I moves things along, and soon she was -well not doing anything sexual, because of all the signs- but you know. . . She leaned in to ask how much my tip, I figured I'd avoid the haggle and held up 5 fingers. Turns out, 5 only gets you OTC ass carressing. Everything else, blocked off. Didn't short me my time and delivered a solid massage, but I won't return. YMMV-because of the signs.[/QUOTE]All AMPs have signs that say No sexual services. Yet there are many that provide such services f you know how to ask.

If you appreciate the touch and attention a mature provider can deliver, maybe try this place in 1000 oaks. Opted for the hour (. 4) and Sasha met me at the door and walked me to the room. She had too much make-up, but was very friendly. Heated pad on the table was nice. Good massage, lots of sensual caress and compliments (I know, I know). She still had a nice rack which she shared on the flip. Posted relief, chest and stomach for the full hour, and actually started to get me hard again. Helped get me dressed, and a full water bottle. Tipped. 5 And if you're hungry after, stop by Domino's next door for crap pizza.

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;4559260]If you appreciate the touch and attention a mature provider can deliver, maybe try this place in 1000 oaks. Opted for the hour (. 4) and Sasha met me at the door and walked me to the room. She had too much make-up, but was very friendly. Heated pad on the table was nice. Good massage, lots of sensual caress and compliments (I know, I know). She still had a nice rack which she shared on the flip. Posted relief, chest and stomach for the full hour, and actually started to get me hard again. Helped get me dressed, and a full water bottle. Tipped. 5 And if you're hungry after, stop by Domino's next door for crap pizza.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the solid report as always. Work takes me close to there regularly so I'll sample that mature talent. If you prefer to wrap up your relaxation session next time with a WAY better pizza, slide less than a half mile west down T. O. BLVD to Tarantula Hill Brewing Co. , they have ridiculously good pizza. I'm going to.

[QUOTE=Kampfire;4559618]Thanks for the solid report as always. Work takes me close to there regularly so I'll sample that mature talent. If you prefer to wrap up your relaxation session next time with a WAY better pizza, slide less than a half mile west down T. O. BLVD to Tarantula Hill Brewing Co. , they have ridiculously good pizza. I'm going to.[/QUOTE]I saw that place as I was going thru. Only problem is, there isn't public transit to TO, and I'm damn sure I can't keep to a "responsible" amount in a brewery. Lyft it, I suppose.

Tried relax spa again. Made some progress there sometime last year with an older provider. Went back thus last weekend and found a whole new staff, got a 30-40 yo massage was good but didint entertain any of my advances. As far as I can tell the place is legit. Anybody have any east valley recommendations.

[QUOTE=SalamiSlap;4564186]Tried relax spa again. Made some progress there sometime last year with an older provider. Went back thus last weekend and found a whole new staff, got a 30-40 yo massage was good but didint entertain any of my advances. As far as I can tell the place is legit. Anybody have any east valley recommendations.[/QUOTE]Long time lurker first time posting. Thanks for the wealth of info. I figure it's time for me to share. I've poked my head in several spots in the east valley, usually looking for a good deal. Depends on what you're looking for. HE or FS?

I've recently found a newly opened AMP in mission hills off the fourohfive / D'shire. Same side as the burger joint. Sorry can't remember the name. As far as I can tell there are 3 girls circulating plus MMS. Only one really worth getting services from because of her looks and youth (mid 20's) her name "sherry / cherry?

35 to the house. 40 tip. They say nothing else on the menu but YMMV.

Massage was decent and the cool thing I haven't taken advantage of is its only 40 for the full hour massage.

Hope this helps.