Massage Parlor Reports

The extremely friendly MMS met me at the door and remembered me from the last two times I was there. She took me to the room and in walks my new favorite soda. She stuck me in the sauna while she prepared the TS. As I was sitting there I closed my eyes to relax. I then hear two voices saying ooooo ooooo. I open my eyes and see another MT and the MMS peaking through the window, smiling and waving at me. My MT comes back and takes me to the TS.
It was very short but she cleaned what she needed to. After the TS I go back to the sauna. I close my eyes to relax again. I open my eyes and see the MMS peaking in the window, waving and smiling.
I get back to the room and my MT does a pretty average rub for a few minutes. She asked me to flip and asked me if I wanted her full attention. I told her and the finish was one of the best I've had. She is the most friendly lady I have met in a spa and the overall service was very good. She said all the right things and I left very happy. There were no tipping issues. She took it, said how much she appreciated it, and to come visit again.
She and another lady were working. The other lady looked younger and was very cute spinner type. I really like the MMS. Super friendly lady and may set the overall friendly vibe I sensed for the spa.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2759349]The extremely friendly MMS met me at the door and remembered me from the last two times I was there. She took me to the room and in walks my new favorite soda. She stuck me in the sauna while she prepared the TS. As I was sitting there I closed my eyes to relax. I then hear two voices saying ooooo ooooo. I open my eyes and see another MT and the MMS peaking through the window, smiling and waving at me. My MT comes back and takes me to the TS.
It was very short but she cleaned what she needed to. After the TS I go back to the sauna. I close my eyes to relax again. I open my eyes and see the MMS peaking in the window, waving and smiling.
I get back to the room and my MT does a pretty average rub for a few minutes. She asked me to flip and asked me if I wanted her full attention. I told her and the finish was one of the best I've had. She is the most friendly lady I have met in a spa and the overall service was very good. She said all the right things and I left very happy. There were no tipping issues. She took it, said how much she appreciated it, and to come visit again.
She and another lady were working. The other lady looked younger and was very cute spinner type. I really like the MMS. Super friendly lady and may set the overall friendly vibe I sensed for the spa.

[/QUOTE]You my friend have just had my atf. That girl does things that just blow you away. I've known her a few years and we talking in and out of work. She can be wild as hell or passionate as you want. Very genuine. Great lady.

Looks like we have a little streak of reviews going for the same luxurious spa, so I thought I might add my two cents.

This was my second visit, with my first one being about a month ago with Coca-Cola. When I walked in I was greeted very kindly by the mamasan. She asked if it was my first visit and I reminded her that I was there a few weeks back. While I had a good experience during my last visit, I wanted to sample some of their other entrees so I asked for a different provider. The mamasan, who I will echo is extremely kind and friendly, led me to a room near the back and shut the door. As I began to undress, Q (see the review title) walked in. Q was a short little thing. Had to be under 5 feet and if I had to guess I'd say late 30's or early 40's. I'd give her a 7 on the AMP scale and slightly more captivating than my last experience. And although she may have been small, her rack was certainly not. I paid her the house fee, which was apparently $80. Last time I was here I could have swore I paid $60. I wonder if maybe that was an early morning discount.

I should preface this review with a notice that I am new to hobby. It makes it difficult to draw comparisons when you have a limited library to reference from. My last visit I accepted the table shower and enjoyed it, so when offered this time I accepted. Table shower lasted about five minutes and their was plenty of attention given to <I all</ I of the areas. A nice way to start the visit. She patted me down, dried me off, and led me to the sauna where I continued to dry for two or three minutes.

As for the massage, it was quality. She started with a towel cover, but after a few minutes it slipped off permanently. Again. Limited experience here. But this was a good massage. Lots of pressure. Covered all of the areas from the scalp down to the feet. She said she had been doing this for about 3-4 years and the experience showed. For such a small lady I was surprised how hard she was able to massage. Suggestive teasing throughout, especially as the flip approached. Her English was decent as well. We were able to exchange light conversation on a few different topics, which helped in making things comfortable.

Then came the flip. I do have to say. The fire-breathing dragon syndrome was a big turn-off. I also think she was feeling a bit under the weather and had a little cough throughout. Ick. No explicit negotiations, which is always a plus, and she gave me a nice helping hand. In other reviews I've read about the oh-so-common jack-hammer approach. This didn't feel mechanical. She laid down next to me as she helped out. I lost it a little sooner than I wanted to, but at the end it all feels the same anyway. Being new to the hobby I'm finding the thrill and excitement to come a little too soon if you get what I'm saying.

I have to apologize to the other mongers out their, but I think I overpaid by $20. I originally gave her $40 for the deed, but she pushed for $60 and I gave in. She gave me some BS about this being an "extra special massage" and that all the good clients usually pay "60. " As I handed her that extra $20 I felt regret before that bill was half-way out my hand. Oh well. Lesson learned for next time. Though she did give me a lot of personal / non-mechanical attention. So maybe giving an extra bill to get started on the right foot and to encourage good future visits maybe isn't the worst mistake. If there is a next time with this one I would stand firm. Go easy on me. I'm learning. Haven't taken any provider up on anything other than a helping hand at this point, but I imagine more would have been available.

Was it a good visit? Yes. Will I return? Not for that price. Total damage was 140.80 House + 60 Tip. From benchmarking the other reviews in here. That is way too much and I'm not Moneybags. I may be willing to shell that kind of money out to a younger caucasian woman who I had better chemistry with (I'm a younger mongerer), but I guess I will remain on the hunt for that. Hopefully once I have some rep around here some you can point me in the right direction.

MMA: If only all the girls we meet in this hobby had wisdom and understanding she has. Definitely GFE. I recommend her 100%.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;2759678]You my friend have just had my atf. That girl does things that just blow you away. I've known her a few years and we talking in and out of work. She can be wild as hell or passionate as you want. Very genuine. Great lady.[/QUOTE]

Is this place an AMP or a cafeteria? I keep seeing all these report's about tasty can's of Pepsi, and now I see that some guy went there and had Coca-Cola and Suzy Q's. I am not from this area and have never been to this place because I am way too lazy to make the drive. However, if they hire Little Debbie and Mountain Dew, I will get off my ass and make the drive over there. LOL. SaintChuck.

SaintChuck. Get over there and sample the cola. She is so nice she might let you call her MountainDew.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2759868]Is this place an AMP or a cafeteria? I keep seeing all these report's about tasty can's of Pepsi, and now I see that some guy went there and had Coca-Cola and Suzy Q's. I am not from this area and have never been to this place because I am way too lazy to make the drive. However, if they hire Little Debbie and Mountain Dew, I will get off my ass and make the drive over there. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Please message me if anyone has info on coco at juns, old fav of mine haven't seen in a while, wonderin if anything new is on menue.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2759868]Is this place an AMP or a cafeteria? I keep seeing all these report's about tasty can's of Pepsi, and now I see that some guy went there and had Coca-Cola and Suzy Q's. I am not from this area and have never been to this place because I am way too lazy to make the drive. However, if they hire Little Debbie and Mountain Dew, I will get off my ass and make the drive over there. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]How about some Calpis Soda, Georgia coffee or Pocari Sweat too? LOL.

Went to Lux recently, Suzie is definitely in her 40's but nice body. Overall a good time.

Rather than call her Mountain Dew, I'd let her Mountain Dew Me.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2760426]SaintChuck. Get over there and sample the cola. She is so nice she might let you call her MountainDew.[/QUOTE]

And she certainly would. LOL.

[QUOTE=WhiteRookDown;2761413]Rather than call her Mountain Dew, I'd let her Mountain Dew Me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorthSr;2738771]I went to Yun yesterday. I have been there many times. Yesterday was my least enjoyable visit. MT has a large scar on her chest. Table shower was good, message was interrupted several times and cut short by 20+ minutes. She acknowledged my time was cut short because they were busy.[/QUOTE]Stopped by the place in Mt. Prospect that went by another name a while back. Had a very nice younger lady who was very accommodating. Massage was good, about 8. Asker her who gives her massage, said no one, so I gave her a brief one, about 10 minutes. She then proceeded to fulfill my every wish for a standard fee. No haggle. Like buying a car at CarMax. Will repeat, at least if I can get the same girl.

Got ripped off again. At sky 1, I ask for the full hour, ts, the works. Girl wants me to pay everything upfront. Fine, I hand it over, expecting good service. Girl leaves room for 5 minutes, comes back, says "No shower, only half-hour". "But I just paid you for the full hour, where's my money back then? She plays dumb and acts like everything I just gave her was her's as a tip. At this point I know I'm not getting any money back. These girls have selective hearing. When they want to hear, their english is perfect. But when they're playing you, they can't understand a word of english.

At this point I'm frustrated, but I'm still hoping she'll be worth the hassle. That was a fool's hope. We go ahead with a very rushed, lame session, and I leave wondering why the hell I showed up in the first place. This happens too often. I'm done with these places. I could have bought a new car with money I've pissed away. BTW the girl's name was May, I suggest you avoid her. Save your hard-earned money and watch porn, that's my advice gents. These places are a waste of money. I quit.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;2770955]Got ripped off again. At sky 1, I ask for the full hour, ts, the works. Girl wants me to pay everything upfront. Fine, I hand it over, expecting good service. Girl leaves room for 5 minutes, comes back, says "No shower, only half-hour". "But I just paid you for the full hour, where's my money back then? She plays dumb and acts like everything I just gave her was her's as a tip. At this point I know I'm not getting any money back. These girls have selective hearing. When they want to hear, their english is perfect. But when they're playing you, they can't understand a word of english.

At this point I'm frustrated, but I'm still hoping she'll be worth the hassle. That was a fool's hope. We go ahead with a very rushed, lame session, and I leave wondering why the hell I showed up in the first place. This happens too often. I'm done with these places. I could have bought a new car with money I've pissed away. BTW the girl's name was May, I suggest you avoid her. Save your hard-earned money and watch porn, that's my advice gents. These places are a waste of money. I quit.[/QUOTE]That sucks. I only paid up front once when I first started and that was years ago in Morris. The service was still good though. I would tell you to try the asian apts near Ohare but lately I have not been very satisfied there. It is a sure thing there but sometimes I am out in 45 instead of an hour.

Struck out. Nothing offered and none of my techniques worked. Left after 15 min. All girls were waiting outside the door to get a good look at me as I left.

I won't be back unless I know who to ask for. I had a "mona" yesterday. Terrible. Ruined my whole night.